#naomi virtanen our princess

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Chloeee, the Naomi brainrott is so real, shes such an interesting character (all your girls are, i really love all of them 😭💗) i was wondering if you have any headcanons about her or something.

hiii omg!! thank you so much, i loooove how much you guys love her 🤍🤍 i feel like i worked all my headcanons about her into finally dawn cause she's so present in it, so def read that if you haven't already. i thought up some new general and modern day AU type headcanons:

she loves being a teacher and is that teacher you always remember - the one who puts her hand on your back and is always warm and friendly and helpful. looks hot with a lanyard around her neck and a hairclip type of teacher hahaha - Joel def loves her teacher look

plans Gianna's baby shower <333 and Isabella's!!!

Joel never did any gardening, so instead he built her what she needed to do a big overhaul of the garden and actually plant flowers + maintain the flowerbeds in the summer with Vivian

she makes Joel's lunches and he makes all the kids' lunches

calls Jay for legal advice and ends up winning $3 from a class action lawsuit. generally texts him and asks if she has grounds for a lawsuit whenever anyone pisses her off (yes, post divorce) and he always leads her on with legal jargon then says like lmfao sike you've got nothing

her and Joel take the kids (+ Sarah and Ellie) to Finland to see relatives and everyone loooooves Moomin World (i have some character matches under the cut)

modern day specific:

she'd have 30 instagram followers and a locked profile, hahaha. one photo of is joel and the caption is just the old man emoji.

she'd be a big Lana Del Rey fan

she'd 100% watch Succession and bug Jeremiah about being like Kendall, call him little lord fuckleroy etc. she loves watching tv and is already an HBO fan in SWID (i could do an entire piece on swid/fd/succession tbh)

speaking of - i think she'd love Jeremy Strong in general. i think she'd find him sexy, especially as Vinny Daniels lmfao

OMFG also: i've always said that in a modern AU, Jay would do those "lawyer reacts" videos on yt/tiktok, and i stand by that

Aurora:

Luna:

Mimi is inanely Moominmamma coded omg