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Nandor The Relentless II WWDITS . S6 Trailer

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Into the woods if you feel up to it

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What We Do In the Shadows

OTP: oh it's gotta be Nadja/Lilith. What can I say; I'm a sucker for lesbians, Lucy Punch, and bitter exes. They really have it all <3

Favourite canon pairing: Nadja/Laszlo of course. Though in recent series they haven't really been getting any screen time so my love for them has been dying somewhat. I hope they get some good scenes in the last season!

Worst pairing ever: Nadja and Colin. Why did they do that. Why did they do that. Why did they do that. Why did they-

Guilty pleasure pairing: I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH WRITING AN 'OH I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE' PASSAGE WHEN I REALISED I DO. I FUCKING DO AND NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT I'M ON ABOUT BUT HERE GOES ANYWAY!! Okay so you know in that one episode when Nadja was on the council and they had a fancy banquet and Nandor was in his depression nap and everyone thought he was dead?? Well one of the sexy vampire ladies that turned up was Carmilla (famous vampire from the vampiric novel, Carmilla) and I ABSOLUTELY wanted her and Nadja to get together. There it is, that's the guilty-pleasure ship, yet another one-episode character but somehow worse than Lilith because Carmilla only had like three lines

A pairing you want to see more: Nadja/The Guide!! The Guide is throwing herself at my girl and she is absolutely clueless. Icon <3

That pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no”: Nadja/Jenna. Really not into it, she gave me a VERY strong maternal vibe and I am. Not a fan of shipping them. Again, you do you, but like. Not for me

Favourite non-romantic pair: Nadja & Guillermo! I wish we'd given more focus to their dynamic earlier in the show, they' 've always had the potential to be really great bitchy friends, but we DID get her going absolutely fucking feral to save his life, risking hers in the process, so... it's a win <3

Into the Woods

I have basically never thought about shipping these characters so this is going to be fun

OTP: Baker's Wife and Cinderella. Straight up, I think it would be really fun and also the whole "when you know you can't have what you want what's the profit in wishing?" vs "how can you know what you want til you get what you want and you see if you like it?" I'm just saying, their little late night heart-to-hearts could have turned into something fruity

Favourite canon pairing: Cinderella's Prince/Baker's Wife is literally just funny. Like girlie what was even going through your head there

Worst pairing ever: Rapunzel/Rapunzel's Prince. I'm sorry, she was locked in a tower for her entire life, then abandoned by her mother for the horrible crime of making a friend (and fucking him, but still, that was your fault too buddy-boy), and he has the audacity to complain that she cries too much?? She wandered alone in the desert with newborn twins thinking that you were DEAD. It's been less than a year! My girl had TRAUMA and she deserved better

Guilty pleasure pairing: the Witch and the Stepmother. Do they ever interact? No. Do I think it'd be super funny to pair up the only villainous women just because? Absolutely. They can start an "I was a bad mother but also I love my children with my whole heart" club and make each other worse

A pairing you want to see more: Florinda and Lucinda with Sleeping Beauty and Snow White, respectively. First of all I think it's funny that it would fulfil the whole 'good marriage' thing, but also I just think the stepsisters get a really rough deal and someone needs to get those princesses out of there before the aspiring Henry VIII's get on to their second wives

That pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no”: Baker/Baker's Wife. I'm sorry, there is no good option here. She cheated, he undervalued her at every turn, yells in her face because she just wants to help, and then has this ~wonderful realisation~ that "wow, maybe I should work with my wife!" before going straight back to his "you stay here and do nothing Because I Said So" mindset in act two. Mans has anger issues and I don't like it. Also, again, she cheated. There is no good angle to this relationship

Favourite non-romantic pair: Cinderella and the Baker. They really said "well, that was an awful lot of trauma none of us asked for. Guess we're sticking together and raising a family of two orphans and your infant son that you had with your wife (who's now dead) who cheated with my husband (who's telling people I'm dead)". Like that's so fuckin iconic.

Wait but ALSO the Witch and Rapunzel??? That's a fucking fascinating dynamic right there, like the Witch does love her! She absolutely unequivocally does! But also she doesn't know how to love her, and it is SO endlessly interesting to me and always will be

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Alright finale rewatch: after a vampire dies, they make a new portrait so they can move on as quickly as possible and forget the dead. They clearly are not handling it well, lots of screaming.

It starts w Guillermo trying to get them to talk about Colin’s death, while privately musing its his turn god dammit. They immediately rip him to shreds. Nandor seems to defend him but is really just defending the hell hound who is there w Barren and Girly Jim (best couple really).

Nandor runs off, musing he hates his life and emotions and doesnt want to be the last guy there like a loser. Guillermo does not take this well. Going to secure Nadja and Laszlo as staying its revealed as someone here guessed that she was offered a chance to be on the main vampire council. Laszlo meanwhile is salty af, revealing its mostly about colin (whose body he hasnt seen and wont let anyone move despite ‘starting to smell’ cuz he cant face him despite not caring). But he also hates england cuz he was kicked out of some ancestral club and their classists fucks so fuck them.

Guillermo feels safe he wont go til Laszlo reveals it was because he was kicked out for marrying peasant girl nadja. She says hey we’ll be leaders, he agrees. Nandor makes sure its about him again by announcing hes leaving too. Guillermo tried calling them family while they just yelled. Girlyjim and Barren just watch.

The guide is helping Nandor travel, suggesting the backpack. So guillermo runs to his room to throw a fit. Nandor condescends to him. Guillermo goes ‘you’re only alive cuz i let u be.’ And bam there goes the homo fight. Nandor almost wins but Guillermo outsmarts him. Ironically nadja and laszlo have no trouble overpowering guillermo.

So nandor cries uncle, says guillermo should go w him and he will make him a vampire at the bank of the river tigris. Guillermo is tickled ass pink and runs off to plan. Nandors lil giggle at the start kills me

Plans are going, we see laszlo finally come up from the basement. Nadja says did u say goodbye to his body and Laszlo goes something like that. Guillermo asks nandor to take his bag, so he can help nadja and laszlo load on their boat. Nandor gives him a lil sass but its clear he seems to genuinely respect him.

At the boat they say their goodbyes. We’re shown nandor at the train station w the bags. Laszlo is acting odd. He has food for his coffin making me think hey u got baby colin in there? Guillermo thinks its odd too and bam laszlo flips him in the coffin. Guillermo is hysterical. Nadja doesnt seem to hear any of it.

We see nandor ready to board the train alone. Hes clearly fucking heartbroken. My heart imploded. We hear laszlo writing a letter to nadja and while hes vague we’re shown what really happened: he went to say goodbye to colin only to find a slimy trail to the other room colin always wanted to move into. Theres baby colin crying.

Laszlo stayed behind to take care of him even had fucking baby clothes for him!!!!! In his letter he reveals he tricked guillermo so he could protect her cuz he is a good bodyguard.

So guillermo is locked in a coffin, nadja doesnt know laszlo left her and dolly behind, and nandor doesnt know guillermo didnt willingly leave him behind. Laszlo betrayed all of them for colin