#nanbaka seitorou

[rotten-pomegranate]

I just started watching Nanbaka and I absolutely love this anime (I’m still not sure how to request I’m not very good at explaining things) Do you think you could write how Uno and Seitarou (separately) would be with a super sweet and cuddly short chubby S/O (reader) and how they’d react when they find out the reason they’re in nanba is because they got beyond angry and went on a rampage and most prisons underestimate her because even though she don’t look it she’s actually extremely strong and skilled in hand to hand combat and environmental controlled combat.

I hope I did this properly and it makes sense

You did great!!

So for this I haven’t watched nanbaka in a while, I did read their wikis though so hopefully I get their characters right lmao

And also sense seitarou is a guard I’m just guessing that he met her in the prison while at work

And sorry these are a bit short I’m busy with classes and stuff thanks so much for your patience

Anywayyyyyy I hope you like it

Seitarou (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Thinks your the sweetest thing in the world and your the only inmate that nice to him so he just had to know what landed you in such a high security prison when he found out though he probably made this face “:o” down to a t

He wonders how you managed it with your size and such but probably won’t ask you, honestly he won’t really mind because you must have changed in his view, your to sweet to not have!

He just continues to sneak in food and other stuff the others don’t get

Uno ♡♢♤♧

He was wondering for a while just thinking “she’s so small what could she have possibly done to be here” so he asks around and probably bullies seitarou into telling him and or just giving him her file

And when he reads it he just stands there for a minute before sprinting back to the cell to ask you about it and if it’s true, when he learns it in fact is he’s just so confused as to what could have made such a sweet person go on such a rampage

He won’t ask any further though

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[hitoshi-against-many-things]

You know, even if we lived in an alternate dimension where Nanbaka was written with Jyugo being 18 instead of 16, that doesn't change the fact that Hajime literally tried to fucking kill him for no reason other than sheer animosity. Like Jyugo was already incapacitated, unable to continue his meltdown. And Hajime just kept going, nearly killing him for no reason.

Why the hell do y'all keep wanting them to fuck??? Like you have options??? If you wanna write him fucking the shit outta somebody you have plenty of others to choose from.

You want anger? Try Samon. They'd have done wild sex.

You want cute fluff? Seitorou is right there.

He'll give poor Momoko a chance goddamn the woman is canonically in love with him.

And if you're soooo set on it being an inmate, pretty much every other one is 18 or older. I think the kids club is just Nico, Jyugo, and maybe Upa because we actually don't know how old he is.

Like there really isn't any excuse. You just delight in the suffering of others at this point.

We, as a species, have better shit to do than write about a 16 year old getting railed by a prison guard who tried to kill his ass once.

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SHIT SO E OF YOU ARE PULLING WITH ENKI!

[feitanswife]

Day three- brotp

Wise guy

Summary: dual-story! Checking another piece off the long Shotgun Verse to-do list and fulfilling a Nanbaka Week prompt!  This one was either relationship or brotp and I went with the cutest bros to ever bro, Seitorou and Nico! Also this is a story about Nico getting his wisdom teeth removed, and discovering that needles aren’t the only medical thing he’s afraid of. And I’m also projecting real hard because basically this is what happened to me. I’m petrified of medication don’t blame me it’s basically drilled into us in this state like some kind of anti-everything cult.

-

              Nico was crying, gauze stuffed in his creeks, looking hypothetically cute, but more pity inducing than anything else.

              “H-Hajime” the muffled voice calls out, “don’t weave me hewre awone! I’m gonna die!”

              Hajime pushes him gently off, “you won’t die Nico, it’s just a half dose of pain medication, you literally could not be more careful if you tried.”

              “But… But… it’s inside me!”

              “and? You take worse shit daily!”

              Nico slunk to the floor, sobbing. No one could make out the words he was trying to say anymore.

              Rock pulled Hajime to the side, “listen man, I can explain. It’s an American thing. Especially in the city where we grew up, that word printed on that bottle? That… we don’t even say it. It’s like that old saying, ‘speak of the devil and he shall appear’. That shit’s a death sentence in pill form. There is no coming back from that. If it doesn’t kill you directly it’ll starve you by siphoning your money until you lose everything.”

              “maybe in a higher dosage, it’s 75% Tylenol what they gave him. And he only took a one when the thing said two pills.”

              Rock shook his head, and clenched his jaw before sighing, “It’s still scary, even for someone like Nico, not to mention the anesthesia hasn’t completely worn off, he’s going to get emotional. Just… please don’t force him to take them. If the pin gets bad enough he will, but for now just let him take the standard Tylenol.”

               Hajime threw his hands up, “fine, whatever, but I’m going home. I have a pregnant fiancée to take care of!”

              Nico had stopped crying, “I-I’m sowry Rovk, if I didn’t have this stupid allergy to Ibu…ibe… that thing, we wouldn’t have had to get the alternative ones.”

              Rock helped Nico back into the recliner, “Nico, it’s fine, you’re fine. You head what hajime said, that only made up ¼ of the pill, and you only took a ½ dose. And from here on out you don’t have to take any more unless you want to. I’ll leave them here, in case you need them. Seitorou will be here in a minute, and he’ll keep you safe!”

              Nico had sat watching food network for a while until Seitorou wandered in with a shopping bag.

              “Ah, there you are! Hajime said I was going to be watching you tonight. Are you doing better?”

              Nico shrugs, but pointed to the pile of used up gauze on the table next to him.

              “Yeah, you always have been a bleeder. I bought some extra gauze just in case. Do you think you’re up to eat something?”

              Nico removed some gauze to talk somewhat normally, “tongue’s still numb but I am hungry.”

              They managed to get some jello into Nico’s stomach, but he didn’t look satisfied.

              “tummy feels bad.”

              Seitorou furrows his brow, “your stomach? Did you take an medicine?”

              “half dose of that- had a panic attack after.”

              Seitorou picked up the bottle Nico had pointed to and read over it, grimacing, “oh wow, I guess with your allergies they didn’t have much of a choice. But this probably could upset your stomach, even at a half dose. But you’re half way through the time so at a half dose it should wear soon. Are you planning on taking more of these? Or do you want to try with just the normal ones for a while?”

              “Normal.” Nico murmurd, “Hajime got mad though.”

              “Well he’s not too well versed in American drug culture, so he probably thought you were being overly dramatic. But Rock explained it to me before I came it. Anyway, enough about pills and culture, why don’t we watch some anime? I never did get around to watching that one that came out last November that everyone loved to much.”

              Nico’s face lit up even though he couldn’t smile. Seitorou didn’t know what he was missing!

-

              Several hours later, they sat crying happy tears in the dark lounge, Nico’s head resting against Seitorou’s shoulder. The dramatic near-death of the main character’s beloved pet and eventual tearful reunion between the love interests was just too much to bear. It was Nico’s third watch, but it still got him every time. Or maybe it was the sleep deprivation and lack of proper sustenance. Hard to eat anything when you can only open your mouth an inch or so.

              He had wanted to sleep but he kept thinking the gauze would fall out of place and he’d choke on it. It was a rational fear! But he couldn’t take it out to sleep because A. he’s still bleeding after like ten hours, B. having it out hurt for some reason, and C. although he hadn’t fully read the instructions, it sounded like something he wasn’t supposed to do.

              And apparently if you somehow screw this up, it’ll ruin your life forever, according to the internet.

              So instead they decided to Re-watch One Punch Man for like the fifth time and hopefully be lulled to sleep by the sounds of breaking bones and explosions.

              It worked. Somehow.

-

              Day two was fine, not much happened.

              But day three, oh god day three.

              Day three is the worst, lemme tell you.

              Nico sat, the bottle of pills in his hand, jaw throbbing like Saitama himself had just socked him right in the face. It was excruciating, and it had begun to swell and bruise a dark, ugly yellow.

              Go to a mirror and puff out your creeks as hard as you can. Now imagine that it looked like you just lost a fistfight with god. Combine those images. And you have Nico’s current predicament.

              At least it had stopped bleeding? But it still felt better to have the gauze supporting his jaw.

              Seitorou had stepped out to go to the bathroom, and Nico knew this was his only chance. He had just downed a bowl of terrible chicken soup and a jello cup, meaning he was more than set for the nausea to come.

              But… maybe he’d do a one-fourth dose, just in case.

              He had to swallow his pride before the pill, but he managed it before Seitorou returned.

              And the regret was immediate. His knees went immediately week, the room spinning more than it already had been in his weakened state. He dropped to the floor next to the mirror he used to help take the pills while he couldn’t open his mouth like he normally would. He’d cry, but with how much it hurt to do anything, it likely wasn’t a solid idea.

              Seitorou had returned then.

              “Nico! Nico what happened?” his voice was high, trembling.

              “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I couldn’t take it!” Nico cried, handing over the bottle and pill cutter, “it hurts too much.”

              Seitorou kneeled next to Nico’s trembling form, hushing him gently, “you’re okay, you survived the first one right? And this one’s even less.”

              “but I can’t Sei! I can’t!”

              Seitorou took his hand, “Yes you can. The doctor wouldn’t do anything to hurt you, you know that. Come on, lets go back to the couch and watch something, to take your mind off it. How about we check out a show Hitoshi recommended to me? It’s a magical girl show themed around princesses and apparently it’s really good.”

              There was around 50 episodes of it, so they’d easily be busy watching for the rest of the recovery time at least. And it really was a good series. It was unique, nothing like the rest of it’s franchise, but it brought a fresh spin to the concept and the execution was just great. It was the sort of show that reminded the viewer why they jumped down the anime rabbit hole in the first place.

              And, as Seitorou had so expertly predicted, Nico was quickly and surely distracted.

-

              It had taken five days for Nico to be up and about at all, even though the surgeon had estimated he’d be back in his cell in four, tops. But Seitorou had been glad to spend the extra time with him, as there really was no need to watch the halls these days. Everyone, even the prisoners, were too focused on the wedding to cause mischief.

              An when Seitorou was finally tore away from his coddling/anime binge session, something just didn’t feel right about returning to his post.

              “don’t tell me you’re getting attached to the kid now.” Hajime grumbled.

              “w-well he’s really not that bad Hajime!”

              “still, you’re a prison guard! And regardless of how ridiculous his circumstance is, he cant just be your friend like that!”

              Seitorou frowned, “and what makes you say that? Your future wife doesn’t seem to have much of an issue with it.”

              They both turned to Momoko, who was reading through some mail, “what? Don’t drag me into your fight. It’s hardly my business what Seitorou does with his free time as long as he doesn’t cause any trouble.”

              Seitorou grinned smugly, “you know, he even gave me a nickname~”

              Hajime’s head hit the table so hard it cracked.

(A/N: hey, if you’re curious about the rest of this crazy AU then check out the Nanbaka tag on ao3, you’ll find my incomplete mess of fics there! i swear i’m going to be publishing new chapters of both Who I Am and Shotgun itself the minute this week of prompts ends! and when I finish Who I Am, i’m going to start on the Honey and Trois mini arc... or maybe the Rock and Liang mini arc? idk i’ll see where my muse takes me.) 

[rotten-pomegranate]

Master list

Lots of these links take you to this blog because that’s just a blog of some of my fics from before I had a masterlist

my new fics are at the top and the old ones are at the bottom

masterlist two here

Hunter x hunter

Feitan

reader is scared of hospitals

chasing reader through the woods

reader escapes forever

Yandere Feitan with a darling that likes that he tortures

Feitan making reader smoke weed | she’s allergic to it

what Fights with Feitan are like

drunk sex with Feitan

Really dark Feitan headcannons

How long it takes Feitan to trust reader after she escapes

yandere Feitan when reader escapes for years

Yandere Feitan with hybrid reader

Yandere feitan with reader that has wings

phinks

chasing reader through the woods

reader escapes forever

phinks making reader smoke weed | she’s allergic to it

How long it takes phinks to trust reader after she escapes

yandere phinks when reader escapes for years

Yandere phink with hybrid reader

Yandere phinks with reader that has wings

shalnark

yandere shalnark x pet reader

chasing reader through the woods

reader escapes forever

shalnark making reader smoke weed | she’s allergic to it

How long it takes shalnark to trust reader after she escapes

yandere shalnark when reader escapes for years

Yandere shalnark with hybrid reader

Yandere shalnark with reader that has wings

hisoka

hisoka takes chrollos kurta sex slave and “helps” her

telling hisoka he doesn’t have to use a condom

reader escapes forever

hisoka with a hybrid reader

dark hisoka headcannons

Hisoka forcing reader to get high | she’s allergic to it

How long it takes hisoka to trust reader after she escapes

yandere hisoka when reader escapes for years

Yandere hisoka with reader that has wings

illumi

yandere illumi when reader runs away and gets an abortion

telling illumi he doesn’t have to use a condom

reader escapes forever

illumi with a hybrid reader

Illumi headcannons

illumi forcing reader to get high | she’s allergic to it

How long it takes illumi to trust reader after she escapes

yandere illumi when reader escapes for years

Yandere illumi with reader that has wings

chrollo

chrollo makes reader get high and she allergic to it

chasing reader through the woods

chrollo keeping kurta as sex slave because he gets turned on by her eyes |Part two |Part three

yandere chrollo when reader won’t eat

yandere chrollo when reader is scared of sex

yandere chrollo with reader that doesn’t like sex

telling chrollo he doesn’t have to use a condom

reader escapes forever

chrollo with a hybrid reader

fluffy chrollo headcannons

How long it takes Chrollo to trust reader after she escapes

yandere chrollo when reader escapes for years

Pregnant reader escapes yandere Chrollo

Rough noncon with yandere Chrollo | aftermath

Yandere chrollo with reader that has wings

uvogin

chasing reader through the woods

Beast Uvogin x reader

uvogin making reader smoke weed

uvogin headcannons

Nobonuga

chasing reader through the woods

machi

chasing reader through the woods

Pakunoda

chasing reader through the woods

shizuku

chasing reader through the woods

kurapika

gets kurta reader from chrollo who keeps her las a sex slave

series

kurta darling

chrollo takes her as a sex slave | hisoka “helps” her | chrollo gets her back |kurapika gets her

my hero academia

shigaraki

really dark yandere shigaraki headcannons

dabi

short very dark yandere Dabi headcannons

Jujutsu kaisen

mahito

yandere Mahito x civilian reader

Sukuna

bully yandere sukuna x reader collage au | she gets stockholm syndrome 

naoya

naoya impregnating his reluctant wife

gojo

yandere gojo x tsundrre reader

Short Yandere gojo headcannons

toji

sugar daddy toji

nanbaka (I don’t write for anymore)

uno

uno finding out why darling is in nanbaka

seitorou

seitorou finding out why reader is in nanbaka

imagines

imagine for Uvogin, mihawk, endeavour, gyomei, senami, hisoka, Sebastian, orochmaru, ryuk, buggy, all might, toji, Dazai, yami, Arlong here

[feitanswife]

More Nanbaka headcannons because I'm bored

Hitoshi and Nico enjoy discussing the intricacies of alternative fashion across their respective cultures, and they follow new releases of each other's favorite brands. In that same vein, Nico got sewing lessons from Seitorou so he could make a one-of-a-kind dress for Hitoshi for his birthday. Collectively between the main four they could be a boyband; they all sing well, nico and Uno can both play normal and bass guitar, and Rock can drum. They have a pseudo-band called Luckless 13 and they perform at Nanba events. The Warden is occasionally called "Mama Warden" due to her protective tendencies. She secretly adores the nickname. Hajime, while having some serious anger issues, really has a soft spot for the kids and hopes to be a good influence on them. One time Jyugo accidentally called him dad and he cried. The real reason Kuu can't stay at Hajime's house is because he gets black cat hair on all of a Hitoshi's white clothes and while Hitoshi doesn't mind using a lint roller to get it off, it bothered Hajime to see the expensive clothes get dirty. (For reference, if Hitoshi's clothes are a highly recognized brand, a single piece could cost hundreds of dollars. Look up Angelic Pretty or Baby The Stars Shine Bright for comparison. And as his style is very niche "old school white" it's probably even harder for him to shop.) Also, most of Hitoshi's clothes are custom, as pure white dresses aren't as common as you'd think. But he does owned colored clothes, just not many. In fact, his favorite piece is partially black! (I'm thinking of an underbust Vampire Requiem skirt, if you're curious. One of my favorite youtubers has one and it's BEAUTIFUL! I love how my knowledge of obscure Japanese alternative fashion is coming in handy all of a sudden!!)

[feitanswife]

Another late night mobile rant sorry

Okay I actually need help with something but don't be too hard on my Pisces ass I'll cry. So, what the fuck is my sexuality? Like yeah I just made a post a few weeks ago about how I don't fucking like labels but I need to know what I like because I want validation but Tumblr is scary and I can only get the validation if I really really work for it. So, here's the deal. In theory I don't give a fuck about gender, or most things tbh. Body parts, personal style, location, why does anything about my partner matter other than personality if I'm not shoving anything in my vagina anyway? You could live half way around the world, have three arms, and dress solely in purple plaid and I'd still like you if you were... likable. Because none of that really gets in the way of a relationship with me because I'm very non-physical with affection. But theory and practice are running different courses and I don't know why. I have only had one crush that wasn't male. They were rather masculine in appearance and often misgendered as male however. And it was a tiny crush. Okay maaaybe there's another one but they're one of my Cool Mutuals™ and I'm not getting into that! Every other crush I've ever had was on a guy. (Well as far as I know. I haven't seen most of them in at least a year so things could change, although I don't think they did. Most of em were fuckboys.) And in fiction it only gets more confusing. I've heard all the stories, everyone who doesn't know that they aren't straight ends up liking fictional characters first! But literally every one of my strong female crushes gets misgendered as male! Sakura from Danganronpa, Cure Sunshine, and Grell ( if you got a fucking issue, Meet. Me. In. The. Pit.) But wait, it gets weirder! Nearly all of my fictional male crushes are very feminine and/or short, slender, with longer hair or some combination thereof. See my URL for more info on this phenomenon. Like legit give me all the pretty boys I will love them to bits. Hitoshi and Seitorou from Nanbaka are 100% next in line for the ___'s wife URL thing I've got going (Speaking of which I should snag those just in case...) The only semi-exception would be (again, Nanbaka) Uno, but he's a pretty boy too, just with more muscle. I fucking melt whenever he's on screen. Which is kinda bad when him with his hair down is my lock screen... So like wtf??? What even is my spectrum of attraction??? Like it's bad enough that I get ghost-crushes on anyone who's remotely nice to me, now I have to deal with this?