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A Crack Ship Snippet
M'Baku × Everett × Namor
I have no idea how I feel about this cardboard ship I built, lol. I tend to be on the ship, and sometimes, I get off. Anyways. Like always. The discord boosted my head up, and I did it. 🫶🏾 Here's a picture of all of us. 🤣 nsfw-ish fanfic
It all started with a request to the bartender as Everett settled on the stool.
"Ah. Hey? Do you guys have any foreign liquors or-"
"Of course, the only white man in all of Wakanda would come up and ask for something foreign." The bartender scoffed.
"Well there's Bucky-"
"The White Wolf does not ask for something from abroad."
Ross opened his mouth for a moment before sighing. "I'm sorry. Do you have any suggestions or recommendations...?"
"You look like a fruity drink with an umbrella kind of guy."
"Ah-"
"Am I right?"
"Well- not fully. I do enjoy a Jameson on the rocks from time to time-"
"Oh manly. Such a manly man with his Irish whiskey." He scoffed.
"So you do have foreign liquor-?"
"You're in Wakanda! We are an advanced nation! Of course we have foreign liquor!" The man frowned. "But why would you come to Wakanda and order something you can get anywhere in the world instead of getting something you can only get here?"
"I- uh- I didn't think-"
"Oh, calm down, colonizer. I'll make you something nice." The bartender chuckled as he stopped polishing a shot glass and set it down in front of him. "Let's get some Wakandan vodka in you while I work on that, mm?"
"Sounds like a plan." He offered a small smile.
"Good." They poured him a shot. "This stuff right here is incredible. We call it the Heart of Wakanda."
Everett eyed the clear liquor. "Why?"
"It's made with the dead leaves of the heart-shaped herb."
"Is that safe for me to drink?"
"Yes. I'm not out here handing out mugs of absinthe." He chuckled. "Drink." He gestured to the glass.
Everett eyed the glass skeptically before picking it up and downing it.
It had a bitterness that rivaled cough syrup and black licorice, causing him to choke and nearly gag as it raced down his throat.
"Are you sure that isn't absinthe!?"
"I'm sure."
"That was awful." He groaned.
The bartender chuckled. "Don't worry. The next drink will be better."
"Ugh." He groaned as he wrinkled his nose in disgust. "Do you have any citrus slices? Preferably an orange?"
He was slid a tangerine and watched the bartender start working on his drink with a sigh.
This wasn't exactly what he had asked for, but it would do.
He grabbed the fruit up and began to pick at it, eager to cleanse his palette.
That is until a large hand smacked his back before sliding around to squeeze his shoulder.
"What are you doing over here by yourself, colonizer?"
Ross sighed when he recognized the Jabari king's voice moments after being hit with a wave of his cologne. "Hiding from you."
"Hiding from me?" He chuckled before pulling away to sit beside him. "You are one of the only two white men in Wakanda right now. You cannot hide from me without leaving the nation."
"Well, I'm a wanted man, so I can't leave."
"Then you cannot hide." He grinned.
"He could always come to Talokan."
They both turned to look at Namor, who had chosen to sit on the opposite side of the dazed American.
"You would let a colonizer into Talokan?"
"He is an ally. However, I would not hesitate to kill him if he caused any issues." He offered a warm smile to the Jabari king before looking down at Everett. "But you wouldn't give me a reason to need to kill you, right?"
Everett parted his lips in shock before refocusing on his tangerine. "No!" He frowned. "I have no idea why either of you are talking to me." He huffed as he began to pick at the fruit's skin. "I'm off the clock. There's no need to be near me."
"I can go wherever I wish. This is Wakanda." M'Baku nudged him. "If I wish to annoy you while you pout over a tangerine, I will."
"I am not pouting."
"Then why are you struggling to peel it?" Namor arched a brow as his eyes began to darken. "Do you have enslaved people to peel them for you?"
"Enslaved what-? No!" Everett panicked under the god king's gaze. "I'm just used to eating chopped fruit from the store. Where employees chop up the fruit and sell it or a business sells pre-chopped fruit... or processed fruit cups...and have you ever been to a grocery store?"
Namor shook his head slowly.
"I need to show you a picture of one or a video. They're really nice. I think you'd like it and-"
"-you're rambling."
His face burned in embarrassment. "Sorry."
The king turned his head before looking to the bartender. "Give me whatever you gave him." He pointed at the empty shot glass.
"Me too." M'Baku raised a hand as the bartender abandoned the cocktail shaker he was shaking.
Everett fumbled with the tangerine as the two men were served their shots of liquor.
M'Baku took it with ease and Namor took it with a low grunt.
Both were better than his suppressed retching and cries for citrus.
It was hard not to feel insecure when sitting between them.
They were attractive.
Big.
Strong.
Revered.
Wise.
And he was....
not.
The two big men watched him struggle in silence until he managed to break the skin of the fruit with his short, blunt nails. He peeled off the peel with skilled fingers before inspecting the naked fruit. He pulled a wedge from the veined sphere and popped it into his mouth before glancing up at the two kings.
They were both watching him intently.
He furrowed his eyebrows after swallowing. "Oh...uh...did you guys...want a slice?" He held another wedge up and glanced between them.
Namor grabbed his wrist and pulled it close before he ate it out of his hand.
Everett could only stare as the king chewed.
"What.... why did you do that...?"
Namor looked at him. "You offered it."
"To place it in your hand."
"It is not an offense to be fed. Is it?"
"Well no... but it's awkward."
M'Baku arched a brow. "You're just sharing food."
"Maybe I'm thinking too hard about it."
"Well feed me. I can make it awkward."
"No! Feed yourself."
"Come on. Don't tell me the little mouse is scared."
"I'm not scared."
"Then feed me."
"I will if you promise not to make it weird."
"Make it weird?"
"No moaning or anything strange."
"You have to earn my moans." M'Baku chuckled. "I do not moan for free."
"Good." Everett exhaled before grabbing another wedge and holding it out to the Jabari king. "Here."
He ate it out of his hand before inspecting his empty shot glass. "Mm. This really cuts the bitterness." He murmured.
"Yeah." Everett fed himself another wedge. "I originally wanted an orange, but a tangerine works pretty well." He fed Namor another before working on pulling another wedge free. "It's better than the cuties and halos I used to grab at the store."
"What are those?" Namor arched a brow as he watched Ross feed M'Baku another wedge.
"Genetically modified fruits. They have soft skin, so that it's easier to peel."
"Oh. Is that why you struggled?" He arched a brow before grabbing his hand to inspect his nails.
"Maybe."
"Your hands are very soft and scar-free." He furrowed his eyebrows as he trailed a thumb over his palm.
"Well, I'm not a warrior. I was a pilot before I became an agent." He shrugged. "We use guns. Not spears."
"Which is why you are weak and fragile."
"Well, if we had vibranium bullets. I think we'd give you a run for your money."
"And that is why I despise the surface world." Namor let go of his hand before asking the bartender for another shot.
"What? Because we don't use spears and fists?!"
"Because you are greedy and destructive."
"Says the man who wants to burn the surface world to ground-"
"-because you are greedy and destructive!"
"Well, riddle me this, what came first? The chicken or the egg!?" Ross frowned as he watched the bartender pour the king another shot.
"God."
"That wasn't an option!"
"But it is true."
Ross puffed his cheeks in frustration as the king downed the shot before taking his last tangerine wedge.
"You're difficult."
"And you're easy."
Ross rolled his eyes. "I don't know how you're drinking that stuff like it's water."
"I like it. It's different." He shrugged before looking at the glass. "I wonder how it's made."
"The Heart of Wakanda is made in the Temple of Bast." M'Baku offered.
"Really?"
"Yeah." M'Baku nodded. "It's made similarly to vodka, where you ferment a grain pulp. But, the dead leaves of the heart-shaped herb are incorporated during fermentation." He looked up to see Namor and Everett listening intently, slightly flustered by his own intellectual gushing. "My cousin oversees the process. That's why I know so much." He offered a small smile.
"Oni?" Everett tilted his head.
"Yeah." He smiled. "Production stopped after Killmonger burned all of our plants, and Oni was cast into exile. So, now that she is back and the plants are flourishing again, we have the Heart of Wakanda back."
"Literally and figuratively." Everett offered as he recalled just how important the vessel of Bast was to the people of Wakanda.
"Mhm." He nodded.
"Does each Tribe of Wakanda have their own special liquor?"
"Kind of." M'Baku smiled. "There are several liquors made here in Wakanda. We have plum wines, other fruit wines, and floral wines. Herbal vodkas." He wiggled his shot glass. "Creamy liquors, which come from the Jabari Lands. There's so much... I couldn't possibly list them all."
"Hm." Everett nodded before looking to the talokanil king. "What about Talokan?"
"We have a variety as well...some from our ancestors and newer ones we've had to cultivate in our new home." He offered a warm smile. "We have one made with fermented maize. One with kelp. And sweeter liquors made from cocoa, chilies, or fruit."
"Really?"
"Yes. We usually go for something thick with heat so that it keeps you warm. Talokan is cold because it is so far below." His eyes seemed to sparkle as he spoke of his kingdom. "But we wash it down with something sweet and creamy so that your mouth isn't burning from the chilies."
"Sounds good."
"I'll have to bring some liquor back next time. It is quite delicious."
"I'll have to bring something from the mountains as well."
Everett nodded before smiling as the bartender slid him three drinks.
"Alright." The man leaned against the counter. "I figured I'd treat you to a little drink tour, since no one's really given you a taste of Wakanda in terms of liquor." He pointed a finger at the first drink. "Here's a plum margarita. They're made with Wakandan grown plums that are gathered by the Temple of Bast. It's sweet, fruity, floral, and refreshing." He hummed before circling a finger over it. "Rimmed with salt and garnished with thyme." He moved his hovering finger over the second drink. "This drink is called the Melon Trifecta. It's named after a popular icee flavor sold here in Wakanda. It features three different melons by layering liquor-based slushies. I think you'll like it. It kinda looks like a rainbow sorbet. But three different melons." He huffed before pointing at the last drink. "This last one is called the First Sunrise of Wakanda. Basically centering around the first sunrise after Bashenga united Wakanda. It's got the Heart of Wakanda in it diluted with fruity syrups of different densities. Creating the perfect ombre." He clapped his hands together. "Enjoy."
"Thanks!" Everett smiled before looking at his drinks with glee. He grabbed the first drink, took a sip, and grinned. "Wow. That's good." He slid it to M'Baku. "Try it."
He took a sip before nodding in approval as he slid it to Namor. "I told you, the plums are phenomenal."
Namor nodded in agreement as he took a sip. "The salt keeps it from being too sweet."
"Yeah." Everett grinned before grabbing the second drink and taking a sip. "Ok. This is the best thing I've ever had in my entire life."
"We need to take you to the icee place in the market area then." M'Baku snorted.
"It doesn't taste like fake fruit or candy. It literally tastes like melons." The American gushed as he took another sip.
"Welcome to Wakanda."
Namor pulled the glass away once he managed to suck half of the drink away through a straw, ignoring the small man's pout.
The king took a sip before nodding and offering it to M'Baku.
He shook his head. "I don't really like melons. They taste like sweet cucumbers."
Everett chuckled. "They don't taste like sweet cucumbers."
"Yes, they do, and that's why I don't eat melons."
"Well, you could try it."
"And still hate it."
"It tastes good to me." He hummed as he plucked his cup from Namor's hand and took a sip.
"Well, let's see if it's better with you." M'Baku grabbed his jaw and pushed his tongue into his mouth.
His tongue was cool and tasted strongly of plums. A tangy sweetness that cut through the sweet and refreshing melon liquor that floated in his mouth.
Before he could swallow, M'Baku robbed him of his drink before breaking the kiss with a soft hum.
Namor caught the cup as he dropped it and took another sip as Ross slowly came back to his senses and smacked at the chuckling king.
"Wha- hey! You drank my drink out of my mouth- and then you kissed me!" His voice went up three octaves as he finished the sentence.
"Maybe I do like melons." He ignored him.
"What!? Wait- really?" He smiled. "See. I told you it was good."
"Mhm."
Namor grabbed him by the jaw. "I want to try it too."
"Huh-"
"Sip."
"What? No. I'm not a shot glass."
Namor sighed and put down the glass before crushing their lips together.
Ross was stunned.
How drunk were they!?
And why wasn't anyone saying anything about them making out at the bar!?
Was this the norm!?
His train of thought was broken as the king's tongue slipped into his mouth.
His face burned as he kissed back shyly.
This wasn't supposed to happen, but he didn't hate it.
The king was even allowing him to pull him closer.
His breath hitched as M'Baku pulled him back by his hair, ending their kiss with a sting that made him moan.
"Look at you." He huffed. "You can't reward him so quickly, Fish man. He must work for it."
Namor scoffed. "Fine. Let's finish these drinks then."
The Jabari king released the silver-haired man. "Alright."
Everett was so red, it wasn't even funny.
But, if they wanted to play.
He could play.
Everett gently plucked the melon trifecta cup from Namor's hand again before finishing the drink. Namor shook his head before watching him grab the third drink.
"Perhaps you should slow down." He offered.
"While sitting with you two? No thanks."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I'm tired of feeling tense." Everett groaned as he lifted the drink. "I'm trying to get as loose as fucking possible."
"If you wanted to relax, all you had to do was ask." M'Baku chuckled as he sipped on his abandoned plum margarita. "I wouldn't mind helping."
"I literally came to the bar to get away, and the two of you hunted me down anyways." He frowned. "This is as close to a getaway as I'm going to get."
Namor laughed softly. "I think I enjoy your honesty when you're drunk."
"I'm not drunk. I'm just a little buzzed."
"What's the difference?"
He twirled a finger in the air. "Shit isn't spinning yet."
Namor hid his smile behind his hand. "Yet."
"I wonder if that'll be too strong for you." M'Baku tilted his head as he examined the third drink. "Most people can't endure more than one shot worth of the Heart of Wakanda."
"Aj K'uk'ulkan did."
"I know you did not just try to compare yourself to the fish man."
"They call it liquid courage for a reason." He smiled. "I can take anything. Maybe I'm super powerful, too."
The two kings watched him take two gulps of the sunrise drink before he had to put his head down in defeat.
That drink had definitely humbled him.
He hadn't really paid it much mind before, but the room was definitely getting hotter the more he drank, and his vision was slowly becoming altered.
Was the world spinning now?
He peeked up before squeezing his eyes shut.
Fuck.
It was.
The room was sweltering hot, and everything kinda had a pinkish purple aura that sparkled too.
Well.
He peeked up again.
Only M'Baku and Namor sparkled.
And why were they staring at him like that?
Were they drunk or buzzed?
Or did they want another kiss?
Fuck.
Why did they look so handsome?
Handsome?
His mind was spinning and fuzzy, almost as if Cupid had stabbed him in the back when he wasn't looking.
Maybe cupid had, because why else would he want to crawl into M'Baku's lap and beg him to see if melons tasted gross if it was in his mouth again?
What other reason could have him eager to snog Namor?
"Oh fuck." He groaned as he felt pants grow tight at the idea.
He needed to calm down.
Maybe get out?
Touch some grass?
Feel the cold air outside of this crowded place.
M'Baku would probably entertain the idea for a good laugh, but Namor would definitely kill him if they went further than drunk kissing.
At the end of the day, he was just an advisor to the Wakandan council who specialized in American politics and the ploys of the outside world.
There could never be anything.
Not even an experimental fling.
His eyes stung with tears at the thought.
This was beginning to feel frustrating.
He was touch starved and in dire need of relief.
But no one would ever give it here.
Shit, he could hardly get anything back in the States since his divorce.
"Damn it." He mumbled as a few tears fell down his face.
"Are you crying?" Namor blinked at the white man.
"No." Everett hid his face as the god king tried to catch a peek.
"So you're an emotional drunk?" M'Baku chuckled.
"No."
"Then why are you crying?"
"I doon't want to taaalk abouut it." He huffed.
"That acted faster on you than I thought it would." The Jabari king rubbed his back before finishing off the margarita. "Hang in there, little mouse."
"Fuck you. I'm perfectly fine."
"Don't be rude. You are sitting amongst kings." Namor yanked his head up by his hair. "Even if you're drunk, you should act respectfully."
The sting up his hair being pulled was delightful, pulling a soft moan from his lips before he smacked away his hand.
"Don't touch me."
"You moaned." He stated as he looked him over.
"Yeah. Well. Everything looks pink and sparkly, and I'm a little buzzed." Ross huffed. "So, it didn't mean anything. Just like those tipsy ass kisses."
"I told you." M'Baku chuckled. "You're a little mouse. You can't hold liquor well."
"I caaaaannnn." He huffed as he tried to fix his hair. "Wakandan liquor is strooong, but at least I'm nooot nauseous."
"Your face is all pink." Namor pointed out. "And your words are starting to slur. I wasn't aware you had such a filthy mouth."
"It's always beeeeeen filthy. I just keeeeeep it clean around you because you're scary and yoooou can't take a fucking joke."
M'Baku laughed. "He's not wrong."
"He's not wrong until I'm dragging his drunk ass out of here and putting his mouth to use."
"I'm just a little buzzed." He groaned as the god king grabbed his jaw and looked him over. "Stop saaaaying I'm drunk."
"What's my name, little mouse?"
"Aj K'-" Everett didn't get past the first K without his tongue struggling to form the rest of the sounds to complete it.
Fuck.
Why was the Heart of Wakanda so strong?
And why was K'uk'ulkan touching him again?
"Stop fucking touching me, damn it."
He smacked the king's touch away with a frown before shivering under his darkening gaze.
That shiver made Namor chuckle as he got up and downed the rest of his sunrise drink before licking his lips. "Let's take you out for some fresh air."
"Noooooo. I'm fine. Seeee?"
Everett got up, and Everett fell down with a hard thud.
M'Baku couldn't refrain from laughing as he got up and scooped the drunk man off the floor. "You are not fine."
"I'm fiiiiine. Put me down, you big beefy bitch."
"Oh, that mouth of yours is more fun than I realized." M'Baku smacked his ass as he began to carry the tipsy man out of the establishment with Namor not too far behind.
"It bites too."
Namor laughed. "Good."
And Scene!
So, that's kinda what I've been imagining. But it could definitely become more explicit... if I wrote more. What are y'all thinking?!? Is this deserving of more?!? or...? 👀
#namor x ross x m'baku#namor x everett x m'baku#m'baku#namor#everett ross#crack ship#what is shame?#tipsy#you big beefy bitch#he curses like sailor while drunk even though he's a pilot#oni daughter of zuri#black panther oc#the sun and the sky au#is this flirting or chaos
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My WF Heavy/Lightweight HC's
Alright, I have Wakanda Forever brain rot especially with my concept of my new Found Family Hyperfixation and the Wakandans wanting to show the Talokan Trio the ways of surface dwellers.
This is my idea of them under the influence 🙂
Riri❤️: Starting off, I know in the movie Riri is 19 but come on you guys, we all had a drink or two in college bffr..., the point is to not get caught.... That being said, M'Baku, Okoye, and Nakia would most definitely be on little girl duty and watch Riri like a hawk to make sure she's not drinking behind their backs. (of course she is, and Shuri and Aneka are the ones slipping her a shot or two here and there 🤭she appreciates their bravery and sacrifice). She would get herself into trouble by masking her intoxication as best as she can, but her dead giveaway would be the goofy grin on her face and her never-ending chatter. She would just talktalktalktalktalktalktalktalkTALK and then Okoye would pull her to herself and smell the liquor on her breath, leading to her AND Shuri being cut off for the night...
Shuri🐈⬛: I can see her not really liking drinking because she always likes to be focused and aware. Even when she's hanging out with friends, she doesn't necessarily need a drink to have a good time but bc everyone else is having a glass or two, she doesn't see the harm in it. WRONG. Princess Shuri of Wakanda is a lightweight to the fullest. Give her a White Claw or two and she'll be out like a light. She would definitely be a flirty drunk, like we all already know she has a sense of superiority and pride, so her being under the influence would definitely bring out her cocky side, and she would shock everyone at how she equally goes after both men and women. and the kicker is that she would only do like little playful flirtatious teasing with her friends, and they all know not to take her seriously, but she seems to do it with everyone BUT Namor. He's sick about it lol it really hurts his feelings...
Okoye👩🏾🦲: Again, not really a drinker but due to experience and life in general, Okoye is actually quite the heavyweight. She prefers a nice sparkling wine or maybe a merlot, or red wine bc it definitely mellows her out. She can be sedated on about 3-4 glasses but when she's had a rough day, that woman can take an entire bottle to the head and still be asking for more. Now when going out, especially with Aneka, Okoye doesn't really have much of a choice but to take a few shots to get the party going (and to keep up with her energetic friend). Wine never really has the effect on her like straight liquor does, but when she's well inebriated, the woman is a TALKER. She's the kind of drunk where if you were ever wondering what she really thought about you, give her a few shots and she'll tell you. That's why she never messes with the stuff! She gets all sentimental and emotional, telling her closest friends just how much they mean to her in a way that makes her subconscious self squirm! And Bast forbid Attuma is around bc then things start to get interesting...
Nakia💚: She's actually quite in the middle! Depending on the alcohol content and ingredients is a huge factor on when the spy chooses to cut herself off. She's had tastings of different mixtures from all around the world and sometimes can be alright from a single cup or will find herself pouring up all night long. How she knows that she's proper drunk is when she starts to slur her words and stumble. It takes a while for it to travel through her body so Nakia always finds herself having her drunkenness sneak up on her. And when it hits, it HITS. She finds it hard to keep her body upright and when she tries to speak, it sounds like alphabet soup to her ears, so she mainly just stays quiet and only reacts with facial expressions or laughter. Usually, M'Baku or Okoye are the ones to carry her back home 😅
Ayo😶: Ah yes, the quiet one out of the group. Well give this lady a few drinks and watch that cold exterior melt away! Just like Nakia, she has a pretty average tolerance, only needing about a good number of drinks, whatever they may be, to get her wasted. She still remains pretty quiet when she's drunk, but everyone will start to notice that when she is, she gets really touchy. Aneka notices as soon as she feels her wife's body pressed against her backside, warm hands sliding around her stomach to hold her close. Ayo is all strict and expressionless, but when she's drunk, it seems like her entire being has been cracked open and is exposed for Aneka and Aneka only to see. She never has eyes for anyone but her beloved as she hangs herself over her lover the entire night, never taking her hands off of her.
Aneka😁: Quite the opposite of her wife in every aspect, Aneka is the Leader of The Lightweights. She's a delusional one too, because if it wasn't for her wife or Okoye, she would drink herself into a coma. She thinks she's a heavyweight but gets a heated blush across her brown skin after just 2 shots. Get her started off the Henny and this woman becomes a personified Energizer Bunny; dancing, talking, socializing with just about everyone in the club, eating everything in sight, taking more shots- she's just the grind that won't stop! She knows it's time to wind down when she feels her wife's hands on her more than usual, leaning into the woman's touch and letting her lover's presence calm her down. A few touches and kisses later and they're definitely the couple who leaves early to go fuck.✌🏾
Namora🧡: Oh man...first of all, in Talokan, Namora is considered a heavyweight. She can even outdrink Ku'Kul'Kan which is a fact that burns the older man up... but surface world liquor puts her on her ASS. The first time they went out with the Wakandans, they shared some kind of alcohol containing "sugar cane" as they called it and Namora was expecting it to taste sweet, but not only did it not, but it seemed to have no flavor at all. The next thing she knew, she was singing pop songs at the TOP of her lungs, hanging out the window of Riri's very red and loud vehicle as they sat in the parking lot together. She laughed along with the young girl and enjoyed the feeling of fuzzy emptiness in her mind. All she was focused on was having a good time and concentrating on not throwing up in her new friend's pretty car...
Namor🐉: The Feathered Serpent God of Talokan...can't hold his liquor for shit lol. Not in Talokan and definitely not on the surface. He actually doesn't even like the taste of alcohol; it burns going down and always leaves him with a nasty hangover the next day, so he usually stays away from the stuff. But of course...not being one to show weakness (and also trying to impress the Princess) he takes each shot or drink handed to him to the head. He's actually good at masking his inebriation, his only dead giveaway being the rosy red tips of his ears and wide blush across his cheeks. It's also super cute to everyone how he will just get fed up with fumbling around walking and start to hover around instead. He's also an honorary member of the Chaos Clan along with Aneka, Riri, M'Baku, and Attuma so more than likely if everyone starts drinking and hears something break, you will see those little winged feet getting tf out of there.
Attuma🦈: If anybody's the heavyweight champion of the group, it's good ol' Sharkboy himself. He's the same as Namora in Talokan, being deemed a very heavy drinker, but where they differ is that he can also hold his own against surface world concoctions. Liquor, wine, spirits, seltzers- it almost seems like you have to drown this man in a tub of alcohol before he starts feeling the effects. Literally the only person out of the group that can rival him, is M'Baku and they have many drinking contests between themselves to see who is the one and only true Heavyweight Drinking Champion of them all. They always end up tied up 🙂Now even if Attuma does find himself pretty under the influence, he is definitely a flirt just like Shuri. He's actually almost gotten close to getting the shit beat out of him because the Princess would come up to him and start playfully flirting with the man and he would simply match her energy! But one look from his God King from across the room has him deterring the Princesses' teasing (that TikTok sound: "let me stop playing around before I get my ass delt with" 💀) but that only makes her call over Okoye, the Talokanilian warrior growing rigid as his crush glides her way over to him...
M'Baku🦍: This man is definitely one to hold his liquor down, okay? He can keep going all night long (👀...) and almost seems to have no stopping point. We've all seen how this man acts on a regular day, just know that when he starts drinking, that boisterous, prideful, enthusiasm gets cranked up to 100. Just like Aneka, he is a force that can't be stopped, dancing with all the pretty ladies on the dance floor and letting them marvel and gush at his outstanding display of raw masculinity. I don't care what anybody says, I know for a fact this man is leaving the club with at least two beautiful women on each arm by the end of the night.
Ross🕶️: You know we gotta include our token white boy! This man worked for the CIA, I think by now he would work up quite a tolerance for alcohol (especially after being married to that witch...). It actually surprises the group that after watching their tiny friend down drink after drink, he's still standing! The girls would be cheering him on to keep going and take as many shots as he can and not wanting to be the one to disappoint, he keeps throwing back shots like it's nothing. Now out of everybody in their group, no one has the cutest drunk blush like Ross. He's white lol so of course his entire face all the way down to his neck is flushed. He definitely seems like a silly drunk to me, cracking jokes and telling stories to everyone and even though he tries to keep the Chaos Clan from doing any further damage, someway somehow he finds himself in the midst of their misdeeds lol.
So those are my headcannons of my WF Friend Group when they're loaded!
Thanks!✌🏾🙂
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Pairing: Namor x Shuri
Word Count: 1200
Warnings: none
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Chapter 10
“I know you have no reason to trust me, but I am forever indebted to Wakanda for saving my life. To Shuri for piecing me back together so that I can even stand in front out you today.”, Everett began to speak. “After all my years of service, I come here as a fugitive, abandoned in my own land by my own people.”, he felt the sting of Valentina’s strategy to arrest him in his own home. “But never have I ever felt so free. That I do not have to play by the rules of a corporation that runs for it’s own merit and greed alone.”, he continued. He didn’t need sympathy nor did he want acceptance. But for once, he wanted to do the right thing without having to be hidden in the shadows or having to be silent about those with whom his true allegiance lied. “I fear war is on its way to Wakanda.”, he dropped the bombshell, in its eruption, murmurs and gasps. Then the effect spread, arguments and raised voices, the quiet court dissolved into a street fight. “I have been warning you about this M'baku.”, one elder rose to speak. Others pointing fingers and taking aim, unity was stuck together with a band-aid. “We are not prepared.”, another rallied.
Namor knew about all this, he had an instinct that this day was coming sooner than he had realised. He had been waiting for this even since that day he buried his mother, he had to be reveling in happiness at the sound of it. Even as close as a few months ago, he would have danced to the sound of battle horns that his time for his vengeance had come. But his eyes could only find the one soul he never wanted to hurt again and his empty heart, filled with the little goodness she had shown him, broke. She sat their with worry in her eyes, her thumb fidgeting with the edge of her top, her sudden emergence into his life had made him question his deeply held ideas. The hatred he had kept safe for centuries, now simmered down, not of his pity for the world but because of the effect she had on him.
He took in the people around him, time slowing down. The king, the tribe elders and this man all vehemently trying to protect this land, an extension of his own turf. He thought of Talokan, they always had the comfort of the ocean, a resource man could never conquer, a force so strong that always fought for it's inhabitants. But Wakanda was just another country with set boundaries. They could never run if they wanted to. “The president wanted to call for the destabilization of Wakanda.”, he heard the man speak. He observed him, he was another person tied to the princess in the same manner he was. They both owed their lives to her. Most rulers would use such debts to keep control but she did it to free them, give them another chance for she always saw the potential bestowed in people. Her heart had always been set on peace ever since the first day he had met her, while he knew he had no peace left to trust in it. Then how can he negotiate for it?
Shuri remained calm but she knew that even for a capable ruler like M’baku, this was going to be a tough call to make. The proceedings were only a formality, the only course of action now was to prepare. She sensed a fissure amidst the five tribes. The votes to choose peace were dwindling. “We need an army.”, they all sanctioned. M'Baku asked for them to think of this rationally, “And then what? There could be a way to divert this conflict. If we had –
“We don’t have time.”, The leader of the border tribe spoke against M’baku. “Amonst the five tribes, we have always been put aside. Our wants and needs never listened to. W’Kabi served as an advisor and yet his one request was never fulfilled.”, he spoke and Shuri clutched the seat cushion, fissures were turning into cracks. “We have one last demand, if set aside, the border tribe will no longer be a part of this constitution.”, and there it was, the first crack. External conflict on its own was massive to handle, with the tribes fighting against eachother, it would bring the end much sooner, make it more absolute. “What is your demand?”, M’baku asked and the words that Shuri heard next gripped her heart. “Reinstate the Hatut Zeraze.”, gasps rippled through the room. “The dogs of war? Have you lost your mind?”, M'baku stood up from his seat. The border tribe leader refused to back down, he stood resolute in his demand. “The members of the Hatut Zeraze have long been dead.”, M'baku reasoned but his words were engulfed by the sound the doors opening. “Always quick to assume, M’baku.”, a figure spoke and as he came into the light, it all began to make sense. W’Kabi sauntered to the center.
Namor sensed a change in the dynamic, the air was held tight like a knife, a kraken had emerged from his sleep to attack a ship that had sunk a spear into his arm. "Who let you in, W'Kabi?", he watched M'Baku's face contort into pure rage for the first time. “I could never stay away from where I truly belonged.”, W’kabi stretched out his arms turning to see everyone, his gaze finally landing on the princess. “My condolences.”, he smiled. “Your brother was too soft for the throne.”, his words were like daggers, Namor watched the glare Shuri held, she flexed her fingers, like a warning. “The queen, may she rest in peace but we have to commend his work.”, Namor’s brows shot up when he saw W’Kabi’s finger point towards him. “He did what I couldn’t.”, he spoke squirming like a snake, twisting around his leg to retrieve the guilt he thought he was beginning to overcome. “His actions do not resonate with your ideals.”, Shuri spoke back. He didn't know what he had to focus on, W'Kabi's accusations or the princess redirecting his statement.
“Oh yes, our lands now infiltrated with them.”, he huffed. Namor felt the blaze flicker within him. He can take on the comments he spoke about him but never about his people. “But he and I share the same ideal, Princess. We want to cleanse the world. Now you have two choices. Either you sit this one out or," He snickered as he got closer. M’baku stood in front of him. “You can join your family.”, he finished his sentence. M’Baku’s chest heaved with anger but his eyes held fear for the first time since Namor had known him. But The blaze that burned with him turned into an all consuming fire, he gripped his spear, all he saw was red. Threatening her, right in front of him. He got out of his seat, closing the gap between him and this criminal in a second as he skated over the tiles, he got a hold of W’Kabi’s throat and held him up. His blood surging through his veins, a second away from crumpling what he held in his hand. “You and I are not the same.”, he held the tip of his spear over W'Kabi's cheek. “Kill me", he croaked, "and your beloved secret will be revealed right this minute.”, His rage disappeared, he let go, W'Kabi hit the floor as he scrambled to get back up rubbing a hand over his throat. His anger now switched to fear, the spear in his hand wavered. “What is it going to be M’baku?”, he hummed as he got up.
M'baku turned to see Shuri, he was her brother first, king second. He will not put her life at risk again and neither will he lose his valiantly to leave her completely alone. He had promised to Tchalla that he would look out for her. He was surprised by the Fishman’s loyalty to the throne or rather it was his fondness for the princess. W’Kabi was a spineless snake, honor or valour meant nothing to him. He sat back on the throne, he will not take his bait. “The Hetut Zeraze will be reinstated.”, he accepted his demand.
Everett recognized the smile full of glee on W’Kabi’s face. It was the same as Valentina’s.
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A blast from the past 😳
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