#naipolish

[kaedeakeshisworld]

hopping on the trend "of course I am ...."

about being capeverdean

I am capeverdean, it's a given there's sunday cleaning in this household(I never liked it I don't do it so I clean err day, that's the solution)

I am capeverdean, anytime I dress full black my parents ask me if I am headed to a funeral( I'm not, a full black outfit is always the shit)

I am capeverdean, of course there's always a fucker that will try to get into your pants at a party, baptism or wedding even though they already have a girl( did I mention they be doing it in front of her)

I am capeverdean, I am perfectly aware that mourning wakes are the epitome of hypocrisy, people will act like they care, cry like they truly mean it only to be at your door complaining why the hell you ain't feed them cachupa, canja or whatever the heck they desire (nha ka teni mo, galafo!)

I am capeverdean, toxic masculinity resides in a christian household therefore it's rare to find a man who doesn't have alcoholic issues!

I am capeverdean, my dad wanted me to become an architect. I became a writer instead!

I am capeverdean, of course my parents are never wrong because that's the only type of math they know.

I am capeverdean, of course a muhfucka at a party will always ask me the following at a event why you mad? Your existence babes, sasato hayaku shine( bakugo's voice inserted)

I am capeverdean, of course there's a bidon somewhere in my house.

I am capeverdean, grogo anytime you gotta deal with oily foods it's the way.

I am capeverdean of course my mum has sent me to school sick as shit with a fever. Missing school 'cause you are sick, not on her fucking watch.

I am capeverdean, anything within my mothers reach has already been a weapon to harm me( I am alive, like my mum says dios é Grandi!) as for my dad it was either chinelo or cintura.

I am capeverdean, my mother never told me don't you dare get pregnant or anything along those lines when I was growing up. She told me you better ace school and focus on your career, the rest is for later. Now, she wondering why I don't have a significant other and don't feel like wearing make up…

I am capeverdean, my parents think whenever I buy books that I am wasting my money as well as my time by reading them(cuida di bu cabeça, ok).

I am capeverdean, I been seeing snakes my whole life the thing is when I tell my mother that bitch is one she don't believe me and turns out I was right all the way from the beginning.

I am capeverdean, my dad told me women who drink don't know how to handle themselves( don't worry, I'm mad too at that type of mysogynistic statement) at least I don't drink and drive like some folks I happen to know, huh?

I am capeverdean, its extremely rare to get a caperverdean man that doesn't have kids already. Let that sink in, famille recomposée vibes.

I am capeverdean, my dad don't really do much in the house. That's how he lives(you can tell I mad at it)

I am capeverdean, when in my parents motherland I will speak French and English mainly because the guys out there act like they have never seen a girl with extra cushion, a loud mouth and that doesn't like to party because my bed is the way. The way they look at you is disgusting!!

I am capeverdean, calling someone cadela or catchor is like saying good morning. It happens all the time...

I am capeverdean, anytime I have naipolish or I do nail extensions, my dad is always like you gon' cook for me with them hand and I answer him you can do it you know, what are you waiting for? I am not your crukinha!!

I am capeverdean, when I tell my parents no, they see red! You tell them no=you tryna die by their hands babe(capeverdean parents math).

I am capeverdean, I am my mother's confidant. I know a lot of tea that could potentially terminate someone's life. All I am waiting for is for them to open their gargantuan mouth 'bout my life! There I shall strike.

I am capeverdean, it's completely normal to see women stay with men that have cheated on them. While I keep thinking that's a huge problem and a ludicrous amount of non self respect, they still act like everything's fine.

I am capeverdean, errbody in my fam teni canela seco but me. 🤭

I am capeverdean, it's rude to go to people's house empty handed. Because when you go there they feed you, if you don't eat your tia will snitch to your ma though.

I am capeverdean, there's levels to ashiness in the dialect. If someone tells you you're russo it's fine. but please if they say osga, get a bottle of lotion asap. I swear you don't want to know what it means.

I am capeverdean, of course my dad told me I gotta shave my armpits but when I used a uno reverse on him he said he could never get rid of what his dad (god) gave him.

I am capeverdean, a wedding it's always a plus one event. There's always a fight at the end cause bitches cannot handle their liquor, a party will end at seven am at best(to my own demise) and you're lucky if they don't steal your shit ( yeah, some were raised like cattle. No manners or whatever)

I am capeverdean, my mother always has a bata when she goes to a wedding, party or baptism to help people out(solidarity say what??)

I am capeverdean, people always trying to guess my ethnicity I keep telling them it's none of their business, respectfully!

I am capeverdean, my mum Always be saying avé maria, Jesus maria, Cruz credo, Dios ta yudau, n ta ratchau bafatada, bu juiz bu oredja, podi tenta and djam flau dja.

I am capeverdean, my mum's house always had holy water and a lot of marias in it( as I speak I think she has about ten)

I am capeverdean, going to a party means you'll meet other family members you have never heard of (these people Say shit like I knew since you was a baby yes whatever you Say) you have to greet them(I do handshakes 'cause you won't catch me get a infection from someone's beard, try another bitch.)

I am capeverdean, my mother is a certified fofoqueira. You'll never the person's identity because she uses flano, siquilano and bertilano.

I am capeverdean, my parents will always say" 'n mandau pamodi 'n pari, disgaia" which roughly translates to I asked you because to do so because I gave birth to you, if you fell like ordering someone then do the same. (No comment, my brain hurts.)

I am capeverdean, of course my mum has a glass, cutlery, plates as well as porcelain collection and she likes to complain when I buy a lot of something. It came from somewhere ma'am, the answer is you.

I am capeverdean, my parents always talking 'bout babies but they never had 'the convo' on how to make them=these christian families sound like a joke 💀

I am capeverdean, a whopping percentage of capeverdean men are scum because they been cradled by their ma, that's something I ain't gon' deal with though. Cope, you dimwit!!

I am capeverdean, koxi pó will always be sensational.

I am capeverdean, of course there's a musician if not a batucadeira in my family. My mother is also friend's with one.

I am capeverdean, there's a lot of women I know who are significantly handicapped by the hands of their husband if not former one or worse died by them. But the culture stay toxic as always talmbout sum like she should've known better. I think some of you just deeply hate women and want to watch them suffer and beg by your own hands, disgraçado di merda, kumi tera fixe la.

[aleesabella]

IG/ keeplooking.ru

[bookwormguri]

Happy Devil's night y'all! #naipolish #nailart #nails #halloween

[sjunca]

Swatchs des petits derniers #vernisaongles #vernis #naipolish #nailpolishaddict #enchantedpolish @enchantedpolish #cupcakepolish @cupcakepolish #glampolish @glampolish_

[kin-stimmy]

Yellow + Blue + White

Mikleo (tales of zestria the x) Stimboard

[camgirlkaminari]

me, making fan art in a fugue state at 5 am: naipolish

me, sleep deprived at noon: 

[normaltremere]

When Nick arrives to work he will find a small plastic baby painted neon green with naipolish sitting on top of a lego horse, a handfulnof loose beads colored green, yellow and purple, and an unopened purple Christmas cracker.

Nick closes the door behind him, and loosens his tie - an unprofessional force of habit. His eyes land on the “present”, and he raises an eyebrow. On the one hand, he can’t help but to wonder how the hell she got up the elevator. If a human with shadow magic can do it, so can a vampire with shadow magic.

On the other hand - it’s just October.

He smiles ruefully, and carefully collects the little treasures, and puts them on the shelf beside the colorful jelly horse she’d given him before.

[chaosbcund]

Hands fleetway naipolish use it well

        EATS IT. you can hear him chewing on the glass like it was ice.

[forensicvalerie]

  ❄ · · · VALERIE WHITE has been in Ellingham for 3 YEARS and they look exactly like MELISSA FUMERO. Having turned 26 YEARS OLD on their last birthday, they are currently a/an FORENSIC SCIENTIST and ARE HAPPY WITH THAT. Known as the DREAMER, it’s no secret that they're KIND HEARTED & CREATIVE ,but also DISTANT & FORGETFUL. If you’re to meet them, please remember that they are A CIS WOMAN and use SHE/HER.{ Bárbara + 22 + she/her + CLST}

hello my name is Bárbara and I’ve always wanted to roleplay but never dared until now, so i hope I don’t mess this up!

the basics

born in montreal, canada

born on nov 26

she is an only child and even tho she gets along with her parents their relationship is strained

she moved to Ellingham in a whim does not regret it 

she decided she wanted to be a forensic scientist thanks to the tv when she was 12 years old

the definition of bisaster

she is friendly and easy to get along with yet hard to befriend but once she is your friend she is extremly loyal 

doesn’t think much of the future just takes the chances life gave her

is the kind of person who gets along with most of her exes 

hobbies

watching youtube videos and doing quizzes at ungodly hours

collecting teas 

 true crime, supernatural and history podcasts/videos/documentaries

hiking

watching movies

reading

keeping houseplants

finding new hobbies to start but getting bored of them  pretty quickly

Distinguishing features

keeps her glasses hanging from her shirt or on top of her head

doesn’t wear earrings or rings because it’s not proper lab safety 

wears combat boots always no matter if they go with the outfit

her jeans are always ripped or stained

most of her hoodies are oversized 

keeps her nails short always and never wears naipolish

keeps her hair up whether with a hair tie or with the nearest pencil 

possible wanted connections/relationships

friends outside work

maybe an ex or someone she had a fling with 

[beatriceportinari]

*misses the periwinkle naipolish I had 7 years ago*

[aleesabella]

[sleepzee]

hazel gave him sparkly-ultra-glittery black naipolish for his birthday and he uses it for special occasions

Nico has black nail polish on his nails and toes nails and I love it✨😌😼

[bookwormguri]

Second gen captured!! A pretty Espeon for my parent in crime, @nyako-chan. ;) #naipolish #nailart #nails #eeveelution #espeon #pokemon

[sjunca]

Swatchs des petits derniers #vernisaongles #vernis #naipolish #nailpolishaddict #enchantedpolish @enchantedpolish #cupcakepolish @cupcakepolish #glampolish @glampolish_

[stevebarnes]

i haven’t been very active here this week but here are some news abt me!

finals are over

i finally watched sense8 it was great, i love sun so much (the detective who’s in awe of her even when she kicks his ass? me)

i also watched american gods, i didn’t like the first ep very much but the second was much better! we’ll see

i treated myself to a new yellow lipstick and yellow naipolish bc yellow is a good color 

[nooras-style]

Noora’s outfit; 2x11 (part #4)

Her outfit

She is wearing a black top, her light-blue high waisted jeans and a white coat.

Her make-up

She isnt’t wearing make-up, but her naipolish is red.

More+

She has a light-brown belt.

ask here