#nahh why the wizard be roleplaying

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

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HM? YOU STUMBLE UPON THE TOWER?

Well, viewing is permitted! Silently.

Slip a letter into the mailbox, or enter if you dare... Just check with the cats outside first. Give one a smooth, a purr for permission and a hiss for eviction!

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Here, here's your keys!(Tags) #wizard oc, my ocs, oc blog, oc rp blog, silly oc - Just the ones I tag about each post with.

#wizards got letters!!! - For when I answer an ask!

#why the fuck is the wizard reblogging - When I do something that includes reblogging.

#nahh why the wizard be roleplaying - For when I somehow end up with a roleplay. Fun!

#announcer answers - For when my assistant is included in a letter, whether he dominates the post or not. He writes in green and [[these]]!

#the twink that i love - Posts with Mortimer included! Yay!

#anything with "ooc" in it, or in orange - Out of character stuff.

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Now, I honestly hesitated putting this in, but here's how to refer to me.... (and the weirdo that watches over me??)

THE WIZARD!! > Names: The Wizard, Wizard, and for special people, Tobias. > I am a he, and a they. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [[The Announcer]] [ We are a singular person but for clarification - and because Tobias forced us to write this - we refer to ourselves as "we" because it sounds cool. [ We use he and xe. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ said twink

im mortimer :-) he/him ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ( The Bastard behind this blog! )

Call me Bive, or Smiler, or Dexter! Or Simon, that works too.

I use it/joy/they/he. My neos are used like this:

He = Joy

Him = Joy

His = Joys

Himself = Joyself

My main blog is @cloudxxiii ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~STAY AWAY!! (Do Not Interact list)

Exclusionists!! This user uses a xenogender, neurogender and neopronouns!!

Typical DNI criteria (pedophiles, zoophiles, problematic people, proshippers, etc)

The person behind this blog is a fucking child. If you've got explicitly NSFW stuff to say, then don't. If you wanna spam my mailbox with the word "dick" that's fine, but don't give me your smut fanfiction or ask for ERP!! My ass is NOT doing that!!

Kink blogs, don't interact. If you use a kink nonsexually, then you can interact, I'll add a warning in the tags.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

can you cure my headache plz 🥺🥺🥺🥺

AH... Um... Sure! Come, come closer, little one. Relax, I can get some tea if you'd like, as a complimentary drink... whippin' out the good ole cool rocks and a couple of leaves]] Here, eat this leaf... I guess...

Oh, and complimentary crystals! Take some amethyst, dear.

(IT'S 2AM FOR US IM SORRY AUGH)

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

MHM! OF COURSE, OF COURSE! TAKE A SEAT! I'LL BE ONLY A MINUTE, DEAR FRIEND!

[And with that, off he goes to his comically large kitchen...]

MY FAVORITE WIZARD!!!! Hey :}

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AH! HELLO, CROW! COME IN, COME IN! MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME! DO YOU FANCY A WARM DRINK, MY FRIEND? PERHAPS A COMPLIMENTARY BISCUIT?

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