#nah guys trust us warden/convicted criminal is the new peak of big brain shipping
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not me and my friend suddenly developing skills worthy of a phd in literary analysis just to explain why our two tabletop blorbos should actually smooch and hold hands and go on a date even though they're awful people and even though they did and said such awful things to each other
#my stuff#crash and yearn#doom and gloom#nah guys trust us warden/convicted criminal is the new peak of big brain shipping#they childhood friends to nothing to enemies to working together to lovers#but enemies mostly in society's eyes because even then they want to be together so bad but can't#because each is sticking to their ideals and said ideals are clashing awfully now that they are adults#what do you mean “the responsible workaholic doesn't want to leave his job even though it's so stifling to him?”#what do you mean “the carefree troublemaker can't grapple with the consequences of his actions fully”#and it's all the things that made them click so well as children that are keeping them apart now because they are adults#if you're looking at this and thinking “hey that doesn't seem so bad!” ooooh boy#wait til you hear about stalking; breaking and entering; property theft and other such crimes targeting warden specifically#don't worry he hates himself so much that he thinks it's okay and he deserves it <33
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