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prince-strife · 4 months

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So I watched “Like Minds” (I’m super unwell about gay people)

this one is like 3x longer than the tenet one

spoilers for a movie that came out 20 years ago ig

alex is clearly rly smart but he’s a right prick about it

nigel sure does like to stare 🤨🤨

oh so he’s a little freak. bro’s got a taxidermy cat in his luggage

ARE THEY MAKING BOMBS??

well. def explosives

DOES HE TAXIDERMY THE ANIMALS HIMSELF

he rly likes dead stuff…

not the gay little obsession

GIRL RECORK YOUR WINE BOTTLE

NIGEL WHY ARE YOU DISSECTING BIRDS IN YOUR BEDROOM

he’s so pretty tho fr mfer has gorgeous eyes

bro fuck this cop frfr

he did not seriously just punch this kid

oooh alex is fucked in the head too. inch resting

alex is one of those rich boys ._.

“obligations” hmmm i Do Not like the sound of that

WAIT THAT WAS HIS DAD??? that explains that ig

wait why is alex on the villains wiki. WHY IS ONE OF HIS CRIMES NECROPHILIA

interesting that alex is so aggressively anti-church (as an establishment, i mean)

ooooh nigel is Looking at him

not him fighting with his teacher

taking detailed notes about the people around him…nigel colbie autism

nooo leave him alone :((

alex is so mean to him omg. let him be a little freak in peace

HOLY SHIT HE JUST KILLED THAT KID

OHHH SALLY ROWE IS FUCKIN. JONI THROMBEY

wtf ym you “can’t find” the colbies..

omg staring across a casket at each other..

tom sturridge is so fucking beautiful i’m unwell

“i almost missed him” 🤨🤨

38 minutes in and i think this is the longest we’ve heard nigel speak

THE FUCK BOOK IS HE READING FOR THIS CLASS

idk i need nigel and alex to kiss

WOAH NIGEL JUST GOT REALLY CLOSE

“i’m really sorry about your friend” baby don’t lie no the fuck you’re not

smth abt the way nigel said “but you don’t have to worry” reminds me of the scene at the end of batman where joker is telling the riddler he did a good job.

THE GLARE AT THIS POOR GIRL nigel looks jealous as fuck

nigel baby giving the boy you like a hand is not the way to his heart

“it looks like you need a hand.” BABE. NO. TOO ON THE NOSE

he’s so cute in his lil jumper

SITTING ON HIS BED??? LEANING OVER HIM WHILE HE SLEEPS???? nah this is. gay behaviour

“alex, wake up. i’ve got a night planned 🥺” aww they’re gonna go on a date

oh they’re super close. NOW KISS

ooh hanging the essay over his head

the big smile… “are you having fun?” the little giggle. the smirk. he hates his ass. he is so in love with him. WHAT IS GOING ON

hmm i do not trust this

THE PUPPYY

“i’ve never brought anybody here before” INTERESTING (“i’m being vulnerable plz don’t be a dick abt this”)

i’ve still got an hour left of this movie good god

my mom is watching gbbo rly loudly and i just got super confused as to why the music Did Not Match the scene

“do you like it 🥺🥺” NIGEL. BABY. he’s so proud of his weird little lab it’s so cute

these little history nerds…

i rly thought nigel was gonna cuddle into him for a second

HELLO NIGEL IS STARING AT HIS LIPS????

“do you know what a pike is?” batting his eyes, looking as coquettish as possible. oh my god. oh my god.

CALLING HIM JACK. i’m so unwell this is so gay.

“we’ve been brought together for a reason” oh my god he thinks they’re murder soulmates

HIS SMILLLLEE

“for eternity.” gnawing on the bars of my enclosure

not him asking her out, nigel’s gonna be PISSED

the sword to his neck 🤭 OMG THE RUNNING IT DOWN HIS SPINE WHAT THE FUCK

the way he says “jack” i’m gonna pass out

“my name is alex. stay away from me.” NOOO it’s ok nigel i’ll be your jack

taking the gay goggles off for a second nigel clearly is in desperate need of a friend and is trying so hard to make alex his friend and it’s making me super sad bc he doesn’t seem to quite understand why it’s not working :(((

but also nigel baby stop breaking into his room

it’s giving yandere tbh

“what’s with the knife” *biggest most innocent doe eyes* “i don’t know what you mean, jack”

HOLY SHIT NIGEL. I FIGURED HE WAS GONNA KILL HER BUT WHAT THE FUCK.

i feel bad for her fr tho she didn’t do nothin wrong. not her fault alex is oblivious to his psychopath boyfriend

lol alex looking around for nigel when he finds out she’s dead. he’s not stupid, i’ll give him that

HE TOOK THE KNIFE

nigel’s very bad at acting innocent

“i sense some hostility” NO REALLY

they look like they’re abt to kiss

“no jack, you did it.” babe.

“feels good to vent one’s anger doesn’t it jack””i don’t want any part of this” “too late for that”

oh he’s CRAZY

he so sure that alex is just as nuts as he is.

OHH MCKENZIE IS IN THE CLUB TOO?? INTERESTING

wtf happened to nigel’s parents

babe being cryptic is not helping your situation

OOOH ARE THEY GONNA FIND NIGEL’S LITTLE ROOM OF CREEPY SHIT

i bet his parents are dead

hehe the jack <3

his jars of dead shit are so weird

was that a drawing of the dead kid?

nigel has rly nice handwriting omg

idk if the knowledge that it’s purely for scientific interest makes the pictures of the sleeping girl better or worse

HE TAXIDERMIZED HIS PARENTS???

he calls them helen and john???

love him introducing alex like he’s his boyfriend

THE EYE CONTACT HELLO??

nigel looks so dead inside omg

“stop it, nigel :((“

OH HE MADE THE BIBLE??? i thought it was a book he had not smth he created that’s actually pretty cool

“our union” 🤨🤨 its giving marriage

“nigel was right about this” hmmm boyfriend behaviour

omg mckenzie SUCKS like he’s just kind of an asshole

“i knew you couldn’t resist a secret rendezvous <3”

“you didn’t know nigel”

DID HE FUCK HER CORPSE

“my dearest jack”

IS HE SLEEPING WITH HIS MOTHER

THE PICTURES WERE OF HIS MOTHER????

his lack of reaction to her getting shot…

SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED IN A SPAN OF 30 SECONDS

he’s so clinical about the cleanup…

he’s so pretty…

HES SO FUCKED IN THE HEAD

omg does he want jack to be his maraclea is that why he got the gun (ik his mom was his maraclea let me be delulu)

he rly thinks this is completely justified

HOLF SHIT HE PULLED THE TRIGGER

i’m so sad he’s dead :(( gimme my babygirl back

holy fuck alex got released

AND HE KEPT THE BOOK

“my beloved susan” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

“nigel got what he wanted…eternity”

OH MY FUCKING GOD J CANT BELEJEV HE DID THAT… continuing nigel’s work… oh my fucking god

“you like history.” BITCH WHAT

Edit: I forgot to give the movie a rating .-. 500/10 i fucking loved it, i’m already making a forbie playlist

#like minds #like minds 2006 #forbie #jt watches stuff

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moriartyluver · 1 year

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THE NEW CHAPTER OMFG

Josephine and fl part was so sweet I’m crying

William and his huge asf soft spot for kids>>>

“I killed him. I killed his family. And I killed his pathetic father, the viscount after I made him watch me torture that son of his. Nobody in that damn estate was left alive, understand?! I got my revenged on everyone in that family and more!!” She ate that

Lowkey reminded me of that scene of Ciel Phantomhive yelling about how shitty humans are in the circus movie

HELP FL GETTING JEALOUS OF A BOOK😭 it’s okay tho, her turn will come

one day.

“Please?” “Good girl” OMFG SISHWKHWH🛐🛐 ON MY KNEES, SCREAMING, JSCSSHSBUDDH, OMFG, 🛐🛐🛐

I wanna be fl and liam and in between them all at the same time

“I'm not very interesting to look at.” She really said that like William wouldn’t happily cut off both his legs if it meant his eyes would be spared so he could still look at her

SHES SO RIGHT ABOUT HOW STUPID ROMEO WAS ISTG😭

William is a Romeo kinnie fr fr

Bro was probably thinking about how he’d kys if she died just to be with her again while she said the thing about Romeo’s dumbass

Seven year old me is forever upset about Romeo and Juliet, I wanted to scream and cry when I read it because of how pissed I was, LIKE IF ONLY BRO WAITED A LITTLE

William comforting fl is going to make me cry, wtf, that was so sweet and soft and comforting and sad and omfg

Fl and Liam being happy together would fix Britain

🎀.

William would be such a good father you cannot tell me otherwise. He’s such a cutie fr

Fls so badass. I know the others are probably scared of her after overhearing that. William wouldn’t be scared of her tho. He probably kicks his feet giggling and blushing while reading fls criminal record that Albert gave him

Honestly I’d be jealous of the book too. Fl really stood there for like 10 minutes admiring William’s beauty because bro is just ethereal. Someone tell her it’s okay for her to admit she’s attracted to him 😞 Ik liam was so upset about fl asking him to forget the kiss because she knew they probably would’ve gone further if she hadn’t left

That one day will be very soon dw

I know both of them were holding back after the little good girl thing solely because fl was about to cry her eyes out. Bro wanted her attention on him too aww

IN BETWEEN THEM 😭

same

William has severe fl simp syndrome. Bro would do anything if it meant he could be in her presence. Forget being away for her for 5 months in chapter 11, bro wouldn’t last the 3 years post timeskip.

Nah the Romeo thing was personal bro 😭 really was trying to tell her he’d jump into the Thames for her if she needed him to

William would probably try join fl if she died. I saw this one tiktok abt the staying at their grave the longest trope. Fl would stay and liams grace the longest but liam wouldn’t because he’d be tryna get burried beside her that silly simp

Romeo and Juliet still makes me mad to this day. They could have lived happily ever after but noooo Romeo was being a stupid fuck and Juliet never told him abt her plan

Fl just crawling onto liams lap and sobbing into his chest while he peppers her face with kisses and holds her close awww

Istg these bitches need therapy. Liam needs to stop being so self sabotaging and thinking he doesn’t deserve fl like she’s some sort of Angel or something and fl needs to stop pretending she doesn’t love liam until the last minute

#—a’s anons 💄#—false lovers 💋

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falu-red-dreams · 9 months

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Jujutsu Kaisen movie

- wtf is slugging

- huh

- wth just happened

- DID HE JUST KILL THEM

- oh it’s the yuji room

- gojo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

- mf thinks he’s L

- i saw a vid abt how jjk rlly drives home the fact that these r teenagers and how dark it ie that they’re fighting

- his uniform is white

- that’s interesting

- he gen looks like a 15 year old

- there’s only 3 students at jujutsu high.. damn

- BRO THEY IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED HIM

- GIRLIE GOT ENGAGED TO A CHILD

- OH MY GOD

- SHES DEAD

- WTH

- omg wth

- “i have a feeling this teachers the problem, not the students”

- maki is so emo 💀

- tsundere to the max

- he’s just leaving them to die

- SPECIAL GRADE????

- they got eaten 😭😭😭😭😭😭

- the kids r dying :((((

- she’s also been affected oh no :((((

- :((((

- he doesn’t want anyone to get hurt anymore :(((((((((

- girl ur selling him into a life of misery

- HE PUT ON THE RING

- HOMY SHIT

- RIKA?????

- jesus christ that alone is trauma

- nah wtf gojo cannot be left alone w children anymore like he’s the least responsible person out there.

- not the happy little kids scene 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

- wait did she get hit by the car on the same day as she gave the ring????

- “then we’ll be together forever” damn

- no curse more twisted than love

- feeling that.

- OH HE LEFT HIS ID

- oh he’s right why did she turn into a mega curse

- WHY DO THEY WANNA KILL YUTA TOO

- “no one’s allowed to take youth away from young people” except gege apparently

- katana :3

- PANDA: “do u like big boobs or small boobs”

- BROOOOOOOOOO

- not panda starting a romance situation

- tbf yuta’s curse would never let him date anyone tho

- yuta is joining inumaki on a curse thingy :)))

- “if u let her out again u and i both will be killed” BRO?

- ijichi 🥰

- ooooohhh curse fish group

- inumaki 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

- oh

- there’s another curse oh no oh no

- ITS A FUCKING HIGHER LEVEL

- i knew geto was gonna be here

- OH IT I S GETO

- he looks rlly evil here damn

- still hot

- bruhhhhh

- he’s a cult leader.

- oh he’s a fascist.

- jesus

- they’re gonna go for jjh

- OH

- the girlies are here 🥰🥰🥰🥰

- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA geto’s so dramatic 😭😭😭😭

- he’s so unserious

- i had to relisten to it in the dub but geto’s VA in the dub sounds awful oh my god

- OH NOT THE EXES

- HAHAHAHAH YUTA IS SO SHOUNEN “🥺 i can’t listen to anyone insult my friends”

- omg nanami looks so young here?

- “GOD DAMN”

- a mf war

- damnnnnnnnn

- OH WE CUTTING STRAIGHT TO IT

- OH HE WANTS TO KILL YUTA AND FHEN ABSORB YUTA

- oh

- it’s just yuta and maki together at jjh

- AHHHHH SHE BLUSHED

- he left a veil

- but now it’s just yuta and maki here oh god

- ugh gojo is so hot

- MAKI IS ON THE GROUND

- geto is so hot

- holy shit inumaki got him GOOD

- WHAT THE F U C K

- HOLY SHIT

- RIKA IS OUTTTTT

- SINCE WHEN CAN HE HEAL

- man she (rika) is so me

- holy fuckinh shit.

- yuta is a BEAST

- oh it’s the guy who died in s2

- he also died in s2 i think

- not the girlies. they hung 3 men

- gojo snapped

- OH

- ITS THE WEAPON FROM s2

- YITA IS A B E A S T

- this fuckinh fight is AWESOME

- best fight i’ve seen in a while

- HOLY SHIT

- HE BLACK FLASHED

- I THINK

- HOLY SHIT.

- GETO IS CRACKED

- nanami so sexiiii

- MIWA???????

- MECHAMARU SAVED HER

- what cuties

- oh my god what a weird looking curse

- yesss we back to yuta vs geto

- HE SAID HE LOVED HER TO RIKA

- OH MY GOD

- “aishteru yo”

- my heart can’t take this what the hell

- i’m gonna cry like actually

- am actually crying

- HE KISSED HER?

- “you womanizer”

- “that’s rude. it’s pure love”

- I CANTTTTTT

- holy fuckinh shit

- geto lost his arm.

- not gojo looking all pretty

- he’s actually so gorgeous

- he fr looks like a shoujo prince

- WHAT DID GOJO SAYYYYYYYY

- not me crying

- couldn’t even write my reaction to the end bc i was just so invested and also crying.

- holy fuckinh shit man.

- that was So Good.

#jjk movie #jjk 0 #jjk 0 spoilers #jjk #liveblogging #jjk lb

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hanisaway · 3 years

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#ronnix #lewis nixon #ronald speirs #theyre ex boyfriends #nah fr tho they look so good together wtf #im a winnix bitch but........ this ship......#band of brothers #hbo war #nixon x speirs #speirs x nixon #han gifs #gifs #bob #thinking about nix's smug ass face with his hands behind his head #wowowow

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hazbinhotelcanon · 4 years

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Voxtagram posts - 16 June 2020 to 30 June 2020

These are all the “in character” posts & comments from the Helluva/Hazbin accounts that have recently been popping up on Instagram. Comments from other people aren’t included unless characters interact with them. Since Instagram doesn’t have a chronological feed & timestamps show only the date on posts older than 24 hours, I’ve listed the posts as close to chronologically as I can reconstruct.

I’ve seen tons of fans expressing annoyance/frustration at trying to keep up with these in character Instagram accounts and their new lore and plots. That’s the top reason I started this blog. If you want to see my ongoing logs of the in character Instagram posts, follow @hazbinhotelcanon!

I’m gonna call these “Voxtagram posts” instead of “Instagram posts” because Hazbin/Helluva Hell's equivalents to our social media sites were apparently named for Vox—Voxtagram, Voogle, VoxTube, Voxcarto—so I’ll use that for the in-universe posts.

Since this is the first “Voxtagram” post, I’ve got a big disclaimer on how “canon” this material is; I’ll put it at the bottom of this post. First, the actual art!

Canon accounts featured in this post: just Blitzo (blitzorodeo) and Stolas (daddy_hoothoot).

16 June 2020

blitzorodeo Here at the stable!!! #horsethings #itwasonly5$$$$$$$$ #selfie❤️ #😈😈😈😈

17 June 2020

blitzorodeo I just cant choose what name to give my horse!! They’re just so good! Which is your favorite 🥺😈😛 #namesrhard #icantwaittowriteitdownagain

19 June 2020

blitzorodeo My horse and I went to the living world. How do you people deal with all this blue

janegumball Blitz, show us your horse blitzorodeo @janegumball 😮👏😢🙌😔 janegumball @blitzorodeo so no horse? Damn... 😔 blitzorodeo @janegumball Push pin (my horse) and i have a special relationship, you cant just ask for pictures of my horse

20 June 2020

blitzorodeo I got new riding boots!! My horse coupon 2.0 picked them out for me! :0) BT dubs, i changed my horses’ name to coupon 2.0

megan25gothiqueimmortel Youre awesome like always Blitzy blitzorodeo @megan25gothiqueimmortel 😍😍😍 yes i am good thanks 😋💖💕❤️

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Watching my favorite movie with my horse!!

#movienight🥺 #spiritismyfavmovie

blitzorodeo Maxipad and i can’t get enough of these lil iced bitches 🥰😛😋 BTdubs i renamed my horse to maxipad dont flame me 🔥🔥🔥 #icedcofee #mmmmiloveicedcoffee #donttslktomebeforeihavemycoffree

markzillow655 I feel like Blitz put some drugs in that drink blitzorodeo @markzillow655 its just iced coffee 😬

janegumball What name is on your horse’s birth certificate? blitzorodeo @janegumball 😳 thats a secret 😗❤️

watsurdamage dont tslk to me before i have my coffree probablyfakeblonde @watsurdamage leave him alone, he just wants to enjoy time with his horse watsurdamage @probablyfakeblonde what horse blitzorodeo @probablyfakeblonde 😔

21 June 2020

blitzorodeo WENT TO THE MOOOOVVVIIIEEESSSS!! 🥴 it was lame, no horses in this movie 😑👎 it suuuuxxxxxxx!!! Anyways my horses new name is nail polish #moxxiehasstinyPP #iatrtheirpopcorm #illreviewthrmovielater

lordskelecat Pics of the horse or it doesn’t exist blitzorodeo @lordskelecat YOU CANT JUST ASK FOR PICS OF MY HORSE!!! DONT FLAME ME!!! 🔥🔥🔥

blitzorodeo Throw back to last years halloween costume!!! My horse Latex glove said i should post it :0) Oh yea my horses new name is latex glove #iusedlotsofmakeuponmyhorns #andotherplaces;) #donthugmeillloosemymakeuponyou

akira282006 Isn't it in those clothes that blitzo appears in a Hazbin hotel scene?. By the way great costume👌 blitzorodeo @akira282006 i had to look fancy at the stufio 😎

markzillow655 That is awesome looking ngl blitzorodeo @markzillow655 😎🔥

22 June 2020

blitzorodeo My horse and i found this in Moxxies closet! LOOOL!!! Im pretty sure moxxie cant pull it off like Tupperware can. My horses new name is tupperware BTW🥺😎👍❤️ #bigdickenergyproblemslol #myjorsesnsmeistupperware #stolaseatmyass

radio_demon_husk He wouldn’t know about virginity after all he did sleep with stolas blitzorodeo @radio_demon_husk who the fuck is stolas

yaelgilbert He low-key kinda hot tho. blitzorodeo @yaelgilbert 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

blitzorodeo GOD DAMN IT!! They gave me fucking HOT COFFEE!! 👿🔥 this is bullshit im about to to full karen on their asses!! BTdubs, my horses name is ICED COFFEE WHICH IS WHAT I WANTED!!! #bullshitbullshitbullshitbullshitbullshitbullshit!!!!

hellishgirly34 Do you like Moxxie xD? Spit the tea! blitzorodeo @licoholics nah he’s stinky.

23 June 2020

blitzorodeo Having my hotdog that my horse recommended. This guy wont stop talking to me. I changed my horses name to keystroke #thightuesday❤️😈 #hotdogtimeisagoodtime

yaelgilbert You gonna slurp that mustered off your lap or can I? blitzorodeo @yaelgilbert I want a happy meal first

blitzorodeo In a meeting rn, i love these filters LOL! My horse chose this filter :0) Their name is now snimmer~ #moxxieisatotalbabe #thattaghas100+onit #proovesmoxxieisbaby #:)😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

janegumball Snimmer is a dumb name 👎 blitzorodeo @janegumball 🔥👿👎🔥

blitzorodeo Feeling cute today, calling my horse on an old clamshell phone! 😈❤️🌟#foundthisoldshotinaboxlol #missusingmyclalmshells

daddy_hoothoot My eyes have been blessed to see my dear Blitzy like this! You’re always so adorable.

bryan_fedrix what's the horse's name now? blitzorodeo @bryan_fedrix THANK YOU FOR ASKING, the name is shrinkwrap

25 June 2020

daddy_hoothoot Octavia said I needed an instagram account and surprised me this morning. Am I doing this right? #nofilter #wokeuplikethis

blitzorodeo 👎 daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo Oh, Blitzy, you know you love seeing this in the morning❤️❤️❤️ blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot 😔 not a horse

blitzorodeo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

edwar_17_art Birb father daddy_hoothoot @edwar_17_art I’m not quite sure what a “birb” is but I am indeed a father. And a very proud one at that.

boiled_trash Daddy hoot hoot? Can you be my daddy~? daddy_hoothoot @boiled_trash I’m sorry, I already have a daughter

blitzorodeo Stolas came over and asked for my horse cook but snowcone (my horse) isn’t interested. 🥴👿😑

blitzorodeo BTW my horse is a master chef 🔥

daddy_hoothoot My, what a lovely pair of legs those are!

blitzorodeo At the pool with my horse! We both have pool floaties we stole from some kid together 🥺🔥😈

daddy_hoothoot Oh! You’re in the pool? blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot ................................. no........................... boiled_trash @karlaanimatesyt stolas is bout to join him karlaanimatesyt @boiled_trash Not it I get there first and stop him! 🤠 It’s our job to protect blitzo >:0!! blitzorodeo @karlaanimatesyt finally i have a human shield jaquiialeworld @daddy_hoothoot Stolas, I know how to make blitzo surrender to you, give him a horse blitzorodeo @jaquiialeworld i already have a horse 👎

wolf.nerd.geek Also Blitzo is so cute that face he is making can you send me a link to this pic please blitzorodeo @wolf.nerd.geek this is my selfie 😑🔥

thorns521 How do you feel about Stolas’s new account Blitzø? blitzorodeo @thorns521 I can never post a thigh pic again... daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo Don’t let me get in the way of you showing the world those hot thighs 😉

vinfer8 Who took the picture? 🤔 blitzorodeo @vinfer8 obviously my horse

boiled_trash What does your horse’s pool float look like? blitzorodeo @boiled_trash looks like a dragon 🐉

karlaanimatesyt Wow.... :0 What’s your horses name today? :D I’m interested!! blitzorodeo @karlaanimatesyt pool noodle 😎

nightmurr 🥺💕 you have such a cute little smile i- blitzorodeo @nightmurr 😎

princess_.ee Whats your horses name? blitzorodeo @princess_.ee FINALLY SOMEONE ASSKKED. Its Noodle, pool noodle

26 June 2020

daddy_hoothoot I spy a cutie 😈🥰 @blitzorodeo

pipunpkin i spy a SIMP daddy_hoothoot @pipunpkin If a “SIMP” means Sexy Imp then yes

watsurdamage Suspiciously with no horse... 👀 blitzorodeo @watsurdamage he went to use the bathroom obviously watsurdamage @blitzorodeo obviously boiled_trash @blitzorodeo where’s his pool float then??? watsurdamage @boiled_trash @blitzorodeo I think they’ve got you there blitz daddy_hoothoot @watsurdamage no one needs to pick on my Blitzy. If he says there was a horse there, there was a horse there.

blitzorodeo New icon fr da newme (My horse, typo, wrote that for me)

daddy_hoothoot 😘

maro.drawings blitzo your photos are always beautiful 👌💖 but I need to ask you something .... how much does a domicile murder cost? blitzorodeo @maro.drawings you have to get a consultation if you want a priiicceeeee 🔥

blitzorodeo So.. Remember, bushes are great places to hide... my horse, dixxie cup, hid in the bush next to me #hidingforgoodreasonslol #itskindafunnybutalsonotbecauseimstuckinabush #updatelateronthebushsituation

daddy_hoothoot Oh dear

janegumball Dixie Cup is a dumb dumb name 👎 horse name 0/10 blitzorodeo @janegumball DONT FLAME MEEEEE!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

sirnasteryg87 is your horse okay? (´；д；`) blitzorodeo @sirnasteryg87 dixie cup is doin just fine, were both hiding in the

27 June 2020

blitzorodeo ok update, I was able to escape the bushes and I got an iced coffee, I'm fine looooool. My horse (named latex glove) also got one too. I think we'll come here more often to get coffeeeee #tastyasfuckman #iloveicedcoffeeitstasty

daddy_hoothoot Hope you’re enjoying the living world, Blitzy! Can’t wait to see you when you get back! blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot yea yea....

maichyartnoodles You look like you are doing an Ahegao, wtf?! blitzorodeo @maichyartnoodles weeb

thesydinator Just add some beta blockers with that iced coffee, and bam: you’re completely hammered blitzorodeo @thesydinator now THAT sounds like an idea 😎😎😍😍

ant_arts_entertainment I love horses blitzorodeo @ant_arts_entertainment this guy gets me

king_leb72 Damn why were you in the bushes blitzorodeo @king_leb72 i have my motives, im a pro

blitzorodeo This is the piñata that reminded me of moxxie LOL. Tortilla chip (my horse) said to give it to mills, I think she’d love it 🤣😈

daddy_hoothoot It’s cute but not quite as cute as a certain imp I know 😏 😈 angelmadefromhell @daddy_hoothoot Moxxie? daddy_hoothoot @angelmadefromhell Which one of the little ones are they? blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot Just remember our agreement and you can call me whatever you want... ill see you at 8 daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo Can’t wait! 😘

janegumball You took my name suggestion. If you change it again I’m afraid I’m gonna have to report your account. blitzorodeo @janegumball wtffff!!!!!

daddy_hoothoot Had myself a bit of a spook. Still not quite used to this phone. #dadprobs 🦉

blitzorodeo Use a filter daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo I’ll keep that in mind for next time

hellishgirly34 Stolas, why Blitzo was hiding in a bush? daddy_hoothoot @bluepatata I’m not quite sure. I tried to call him but he didn’t pick up.

daddy_hoothoot Got to spend the day with Octavia. 💖🖤#prouddad #saturdaysaremadefordads

ballora_x Wait, I have a good question, how can you're daughter hear everything in the Headsets wale she doesn't have ears? daddy_hoothoot @ballora_x we’re in Hell, dear. Living world logic doesn’t apply.

ricardo_silis_garcia_ I came to ask for your daughter's hand daddy_hoothoot @ricardo_silis_garcia_ not my hand to give. Besides she’s far too young for matrimony.

28 June 2020

blitzorodeo I drew a picture of msyulef as a horse :) im such a a creative guy!! my given horse name from my horse (Renamed to flavor dust) is blitzo2. if you translate it it's whIIIINNENEEE nay bRRRRRR HEEERRGH. #whatsyourhorsiename #stolasdontotinteract

blitzorodeo Im such a good artist boiled_trash @blitzorodeo you’re not a good artist, you’re an amazing one! blitzorodeo @boiled_trash 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍YOURE 👏 RIGHT👏👏👏

daddy_hoothoot You’re always so talented with your hands, Blitzy!

sugar.weaver My horse name is Tiny Whore - or Horse... I'm not fluent yet and they're pretty similar sounds... In horse that's PBBBF.. NNNEEHHHHHEH BPFF! BPFF! (The exclamation points are important to the translation) blitzorodeo @sugar.weaver i liked this 3 times. Your horse name is perfect PBBBF NNNNNEEEHHHEH BPPFF BPFFF, fucking amazing sugar.weaver @blitzorodeo Thank you so much, whIIIIINNENEEE nay bRRRRRR HEEERRGH, but you forgot my exclamation points and called me Clammy Ankles 😔😔😔 blitzorodeo @sugar.weaver i was being informal but ill remember next time 😔

momgimmeoreo How did you learn how to draw, Blitz? blitzorodeo @momgimmeoreo im just talented

beetle.ghosts omg you're so talented blitzorodeo @beetle.ghosts ❤️❤️❤️😍❤️😍❤️❤️❤️😍😍❤️❤️😍😍

andonijean Oh wow! This is a piece of art! I'll give you one hundred of apples for it~ blitzorodeo @andonijean WOW GIMMUE APPLE

aateabee Gosh, I wish my art was as good as yours, Blitzo. I feel unworthy when I look at your art. blitzorodeo @aateabee ❤️😎❤️😎❤️😎❤️😎❤️😎😎😎

aitesound666 I Love you art，will you draw moxxie as a horse? blitzorodeo @aitesound666 i should....!!!!!

karlaanimatesyt Blitzo! >:0 I LOVE YOUR ART, YOU ARE SUCH A GODDESS! Will you ever do more art? :D I would love to see some more! blitzorodeo @karlaanimatesyt wow.... yes... ill post more art 😍😍❤️😍❤️

boiled_trash Love your art, Blitzo! Have you considered doing commissions? blitzorodeo @boiled_trash im thinjing of opening them soon :)

kaldraws8280 Oh you should hang it on moxxies fridge! I bet hed love it! blitzorodeo @kaldraws8280 hed better....

leoleochleoleo you draw yourself as a horse because you like to lay on your fours for the old owl 7u7? blitzorodeo @leoleochleoleo FIRST OF ALL. Im a top, and second, i draw myself as a horse because its my SPIRIT animal >:(

blitzorodeo Some requests!! You guys really like my art 😋 i worked really hard on moxxies horsiebdrawing. He doesnt HAVE a horse name. Its just moxxie. My red crayon ran out i only had blue dont flame me preps

daddy_hoothoot 💖💖💖💖💖💖🥺!!! blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot its from that time you choked on a rat bone 🦴 daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo I still absolutely adore it! daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo There’s only one bone I enjoy choking on 😏 blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot STOLAS

megadoomed Do you take constructive criticism blitzorodeo @megadoomed no

nightmurr AN ART GOD 😳😳 blitzorodeo @nightmurr 😎🔥 i am really good at art

aitesound666 I think you deserve this 🙌🙌👏👏👏 blitzorodeo @aitesound666 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

useful.crew.too Your drawings and pictures bring me such joy!! blitzorodeo @useful.crew.too 😍❤️

mr_unknown15632 Your art work is amazing not gonna lie, the second drawing looks exactly like moxxie blitzorodeo @mr_unknown15632 doesnt it??????? 🙌🙌🙌

whereareallmyenchiladas honestly at this point put “artist” in ur bio🥺 ur art is way too good to not be recognized blitzorodeo @whereareallmyenchiladas so right

29 June 2020

blitzorodeo My horse, who i renamed to smart phone, said I should wear sunglasses. I trust my horses opinion :} #sunglassesonfunsout #ifuckinglovewearingsunglassesyoucantseewhatimthinking #galaxybrainzriseup

bootyprince damn u single bb? blitzorodeo @bootyprince always up for a good time 😎

aateabee Where’d you get the glasses from? I’d really like a pair like that! blitzorodeo @aateabee at my local sunglasses hut

blitzorodeo stolas sent me this picture earlier... not sure what he was trying to do but i think the camera went off after he posed.

daddy_hoothoot Oh! This is embarrassing. blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot 🤧

bootyprince send him one back blitzorodeo @bootyprince maybe i will....... blitzorodeo @blitzorodeo NOT daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo 🥺

blitzorodeo just saw Antz... Z reminds me WAAYYY too much of Moxxie... #pleaseshutuppleaseshutup

daddy_hoothoot I always feel amazing after a good preening 🦉❤️ #fluffyisthebest

blitzorodeo I came back for my left glove thats all 🔥🔥 daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo If you want to come by for the other one, we can watch one of those horse movies you enjoy 🐴

blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot ............... spirit........ ill bring my VHS but NOTHING FUNNY daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo I’ll get popcorn!

30 June 2020

daddy_hoothoot Movie night with Blitzy! 😈🦉🍿

blitzorodeo SPIRIT IS A VERY EMOTIONAL MOVIE

deparkjimin COUPLE GOALS.! They should get married now.❤️❤️❤️ blitzorodeo @deparkjimin we are NOT A couple! saquesealchingada @blitzorodeo That's what everyone says, what do you say Stolas? daddy_hoothoot @saquesealchingada I... It’s complicated

leoleochleoleo I thought that old man didn't know how to use netflix 0: daddy_hoothoot @leoleochleoleo Blitzy brought a VHS

mistress_of_insanity Are ya watchin' porn or somethin'? 👀🔥 blitzorodeo @mistress_of_insanity 👎👎👎👎👎 NO ITS SPIRIT

natycolrange OhHH we can Finaly see the Horse!! 🌟🌟 blitzorodeo @natycolrange its just a horse figurine, my horse went to the shitter

blitzorodeo I went to Mcdonalds and Mccucked this human womans wife lol. My horse said it was my charms and my daddy fingers. too bad I'm wild and free babybeeee #ihadamcflurryandlarrrggeeefries #cantfuckintamemeimfree #likespiritthehorse

daddy_hoothoot Oh...

trysteropup Need an imp with daddy fingers in my life blitzorodeo @trysteropup this is my absolute favorite comment

mr_unknown15632 My main question is, what’s your horses name? blitzorodeo @mr_unknown15632 THANK YIU FOR ASKINGGGG!!! Thr name is flame proof, cuz nobody can burn this biatch

hat_flap Hey Daddy Finger blitzorodeo @hat_flap hey baby maker

yaelgilbert At least return her horse frame to her. blitzorodeo @yaelgilbert NO.

probablyfakeblonde STOP STEALING MY SHIT!!! YOULL NEVER BE LIKE SPIRIT blitzorodeo @probablyfakeblonde DONT FLAME ME JUST CUZ I HAVE DADDY FINGERS AND YOU DONT! watsurdamage @blitzorodeo @probablyfakeblonde I mean he’s right blitzorodeo @watsurdamage @probablyfakeblonde cucked again probablyfakeblonde @watsurdamage @blitzorodeo honey please don’t do this, he’s already stolen my beautiful framed horse picture, I can’t lose you too 🥺 blitzorodeo @probablyfakeblonde its mine now, and im wild and free, cant tame me watsurdamage @blitzorodeo @probablyfakeblonde you heard him, like Miley he can’t be tamed

daddy_hoothoot A pleasant afternoon tea with my wife 😢

daddy_hoothoot Sorry, I meant to put 😌

aitesound666 Ok，a question。Who took the picture?😮 daddy_hoothoot @aitesound666 Butler

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blitzorodeo I tried animating and it’s sucks

janegumball Everyone in the comments is trying to spare your feelings, and you know it blitzorodeo @janegumball i think ur just jealous thet im amazing

blitzorodeo Loonie and I went out to the city! my horse Dominator got us there! :) #horseinthecityha #betterthanataxiiii #itfuckinfreeeee

daddy_hoothoot How cute, Blitzy! Perhaps someday we can arrange a little play date. I think our daughters would very much enjoy it. blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot Loona might be a little too old to do play dates.. daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo it’s more of an expression than an actual play date, Blitzy. I simply think they may get along.

bootyprince she looks just like u blitzorodeo @bootyprince the resemblance is uncanine

And that’s all the June posts!!

So! Since this is the first Voxtagram post, lemme include the big ol’ disclaimer that’s going to apply to all of these posts: we don’t yet know how canon these accounts are.

This is why they’re broadly accepted as canon: as far as I have been able to track back (correct me if you know better & have a source!), the first of these accounts, Blitzo’s, was found by fans because Vivzie followed it when it was brand new. Since then, new accounts have been discovered as they follow/interact with each other. Some official artists have interacted “in character” with the accounts. The accounts accurately announced when the “Addict” music video was going to come out, and some art posted before “Addict” used imagery that was also used in the music video. So either the accounts are definitely made by the canon creators or else being made by somebody who’s got inside access to the creators.

But, as far as I have seen, nobody on the Hazbin crew has taken credit for running them. More importantly, nobody has said how canon the blogs are. Maybe every image/word posted by these accounts is 100% accurate/canonical; or maybe the art is canon but the roleplaying in the comments is noncanon goofy fanservice; etc. We don’t know yet. It appears safest to say these accounts are probably mostly canon—but take it with a grain of salt.

So until we’re directly informed how canon the Voxtagram accounts are, Voxtagram posts are going to be tagged “#semi canon” (the same tag I’ll be using for stream transcripts) to indicate that it appears to be info coming from the creators, but it may or may not still be canon/accurate by the time the full shows and comics are released.

#helluva boss #blitzo #stolas #semi canon #voxtagram #instagram

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bibibuckleyy · 4 years

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‘Pinned’ liveblog

there are def spoilers ahead so don’t read if you haven’t seen the episode yet! also this is definitely not gonna make sense if you haven’t seen the episode and it’s very long so i’m sorry in advance

i wanna go to this bowling alley

i agree garett is a damn treasure look at that boi

he’s totally boyfriend manager material

yes buck you are a genuis

“technically it would be an exoskeleton”

LET HIM ENJOY THE WIN

“NO REFUNDS”

ayeeee my son garett gettin his coin go be manager 👏🏽

“JESSE, YOU’RE FIRED” LMAOOOOOO

so apparently green tea fights brain tumors

so let me tall y’all bout my good friend MICHAEL

he’s got a brain tumor and he is scarin the shit out the whole fandom

and hey instead of gettin the SURGERY

THIS BITCH IS GOIN CAMPING

i don’t think he understands that he cannot fucking die

athena and may are literally me

they both like ‘wtf why is he goin camping he has a damn brain tumor’

and the fandom like ‘bitch same T-T’

no pressure bobby but MICHAEL’S LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS

michael bby i don’t know why your doctor cleared you for this

like ‘hey, you have a life-threatening tumor but whatev’s YOLO lmao go camping dude hopefully you don’t progressively get worse while you are there lol lol’

spoiler alert: he gets worse

me and his doc bout to throw hands

if athena and may don’t get him first

“assuming there is a next year”

well f u c k.

that’s a 2020 mood tho fr fr

athena pls knock some sense into michael you have my blessing girlie

congrats may on gettin into USC!

*casually googles USC*

WOW ALBERT

i dunno what i expected

but it was not...that

throw the whole room away chim

”technically he doesn’t even have a room” DAMN CHIM THE SHADE

things just ‘ignited’ huh?

well that was awkward

EXCUSE YOU ALBERT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE DO NOT QUESTION MADNEY

“she’s a good friend to you” with that little sip after DAMN ALBERT I CACKLED

Chim bby you look exhausted lmao

omg wAIT I LOVE THE TREE PLANTING TRADITION

IT’S SO NOBLE

“Plant it, let it grow, and stay out if it’s way!”

i love that they are including bobby in this

michael? michael what’s wrong with your hands buddy

THAT’S IT THIS TRIP IS CANCELLED SIRI TAKE US TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL

“ah, the dreaded c-word”

hi hello yes i only accept relationship advice if it comes from hen or athena

awkward shoulder laugh?? ok buddie eddie

“tommorow isn’t promised to anyone, so if you love her, tell her”

*still doesn’t tell buck how he feels*

i love athena and may’s bond

it’s real like yea they have problems and disagreements but theye still love eachother

i like that they don’t agree all the time about everything

“we still have time” UH YEA BITCH WE BETTER

michael you are hi key scaring me now

stop stop stop you guys need to go to the hospital

bobby and harry are the duo we didn’t know we needed

ok listen

i really hated this emergency

like just do your dishes bitch

your house is already remodeled

i mean like it was still a good rescue

but i was kind of an eyeroll

he really shot himself with a nail gun

bruh

“i didn’t say i love you back to my daughter”

aii so he’s not as thick headed as i thought

wowzers that’s a lot of blood comign out of his chest

i literally chose the worst moment to make food

i‘m seasoned 9-1-1 vet tho so i’m used to it lmao

EDDIE WAIT ARE YOU ASKING BUCK OUT

WAIT IT WAS SO CASUAL THO

IT’S LIKE

THEY DO THIS OFTEN

ANA FLORES WHO

(ok ok i like Ms. Flores but i am a buddie stan first and foremost)

wow i didn’t expect that when they opened the back of the ambulance

lord have mercy this dudes blood is everywhere

me too buck, me too

i mean like i would lose my appetite but like,,, this popcorn is good yo

“where are you going?”

“to ask your sister out on a date so i can tell her i love her”

YES CHIM GO GET HER

*chants* MANDEY! MADNEY! MADNEY!

uh oh michael and bobby are bout to fiiight

“i’m fine”

“no michael, you’re not, and i think it’s time we all started admitting that”

FUCKING THANK YOU BOBBY

IT’S NOT ALL OK DAMNIT

“you think you are hiding it but he sees it”

YEA SO DO WE AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY I DON’T LIKE IT

“to learn!”

“to learn what?”

“how to be a family when i’m gone”

.........

i hate everyone

my heart didn’t deserve to break like that

JOSHHHHHHH

HI BBY

there are still bruises on his face :(

i’m still mad about his date

FUCK YOU GREG

maddie dear chimney is not breaking up with you lmao

poor josh bro sunshine bby didn’t deserve it

i love athena and hen’s dynamic like just GOALS

“this thing with michael is looming over us constantly”

truer words have never been spoken

i want to go to a revolving restaurant

it looked so cool

this is gonna sound weird byut maddie not saying i love you was just even better than her saying it back

she expressed it in her own way

(still fuck you doug)

“i love you maddie, and as long as i know you feel the same, i can say it enough for the both of us”

WHAT DID THIS WORLD DO TO DESERVE THIS MAN

WHOLESOME SO DAMN WGOLESOME

oh hey this dude is gonna propose

foreshadowing??

this dude really dropped the box

lmao why he look so nervous

i thought when she grabbed the box her hand was gonna get caught in the revolver thing

“the answer is-”

MY JAW HIT THE FLOOR

OH MY GOD

FUCKING EARRINGS

LORD NOOOOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOO

the way maddie went “oh boy” honestly same here we go

“five years together and you bring me up here for earrings?”

“it’s your birthday”

“yea, next week”

The dude that turned around right after he said that was me

like i just,,,,

fucking earrings AHAHAHAAAAAAAA

homegirl really chose the worst moment to stand up

i take it back i don’t want to go to one of those restaurants

wowwwww madney really being a dynamic duo in a crisis

and i am here for it!

they saved homegirl’s life

AND GOT A FREE HOTEL ROOM FOR ITTTTTT

I LITERALLY CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE MICHAEL ANGST

two bros, chillin by the camp fire, and i’m freakin out cause one of them’s gonna die

“i wanna see him grow up, and i don’t know if i will”

9-1-1 writers turn on your location i just wanna talk-

“i need you to keep me and my father alive for him”

thanks i hate it

candlelit breakfast is then new thing pass it on

“took maddie out to talk and things...ignited”

CHIMNEY YOU SMUG BASTARD

“hey handsome”

*points* there! there’s the exact moment my heart stopped

HELL NAH GET THIS DUDE AWAY FROM JOSH IMMEDEATLY

rest in power to josh’s mug

OH SHIT

HE HAS A GUN

HE HAS A FUCKIN GUN

“i love you howie”

.....

bitch i didn’t order this take it back

no no no no nO NOOOOOOOOOOO

so i honestly forgot abou the whoe ‘hostage situation thing’

I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS

CAN JOSH GET A DAMN BREAK PLEASE

josh looks so scared awwwww NOOOOOO

“do not move, or you will be shot”

bitch nO

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

somebody call buck he’ll know what to do

so.... this has been my “Pinned” liveblog! i’m sorry it was super long and there was like no capitalization anywhere lmao. i actually enjoyed this so hit up my askbox if you want me to liveblog another episode!

#911 fox #madney #buddie #i am freakin out #hopefully ths doesn't FLOP #chimney han #evan buckley #eddie diaz #bobby nash #athena grant #hen wilson

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twinstarlovers · 2 years

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Wow I just woke up from a dream w you. My god. My goddddfffffffffff fuck. Okay first off it was like this water park type thing & yeah I ran into you, I kept seeing snakes in the water & idk why but I was tryna avoid it & jumped onto one of my tarot cards like I forgot but it was the freedom one. Anyways your bff comes over w this other girl & she was like yeah we leaving, yall came separately right & then she grabbed me by the face & she was like remember me? & then I hugged her & started crying & she started crying & we were hugging for a good like 2 minutes. I felt like she was my best friend like someone I lost but just had found. Then yeah she left & you & I spent time together. You had a tux on afterwards & yeah & you were telling me stuff about your daily life & yeah. It was so cute because we were in this room w people I don’t even like & I told you to come & sit next to me & you did & shit & everyone was like 🤨 & we were like 😍 LMFAO & then I went to go sit somewhere else & I was like why isn’t he following me ☹️ & so I ignored it & was like nah I can’t expect him to just follow me & then you ended up coming over 😭. I brought 3 things w me & you brought 3 things w you too. It was like blankets & stuff & you were tryna ask me questions like random questions & shit. Anyways, later on everything was over & you were like I wanna go home w you & shit. & then you picked me up & you were like “I’m taking you home w me” & I was like 🥹 & I remember the feeling before I woke up, I fr remember the feeling. It felt great. It was similar to inner child energy. It just felt comfortable & I felt safe & I was like idk, the safest I’ve ever felt before basically & yeah & while you were walking w you holding me like a baby, I was feeling some type of way & I was like let me not say nun 😭, I was like too soon? 🫣 LMFAOAOAOAO & then I woke up. Yooooo before I fell asleep I was just saying I miss that energy. That was nice. But yeah you did tell me about your daily life, it probably is accurate but the snakes & the freedom card. Ohhhhh THE FOOL, it’s that card. “beginnings, freedom, innocence, originality, adventure, idealism, spontaneity” but yeah. Snakes mean almost like crows but snakes are more so rebirth while crows are about death so similar basically but there was A LOT of snakes like endless. I was like ofn. That was a really nice dream. The rest was HELLA weird but I don’t remember it at the same time. My dreams have been hella weird but I opened this window to get my tarot cards out & tell me why when I opened this one door, I saw a homeless person like w small ass hands & a lot of wires all over him like they were electrocuting him I was like wtf & I also saw that the church was tryna hide that someone gave birth in the bathroom & I think the baby & the woman died during it. It was all in the same dream lol. So many weird things happened smh. I don’t even understand. But yeah obviously yours was my fav & yeah, that was nice, I SHOULD’VE SAID SUM IN THE DREAM like during the end but in my head I really was like it’s too soon when it’s never too soon but like idk why I thought that 😭. I was so stuck on how romantic it was & shit & the 😍💕💖💞💘💕💝🪐🥹 part that I ain’t wanna ruin it even tho it could’ve be ruined but I wanted to stay in that moment, I wanted to keep feeling that without an interruption almost. Idk but yeahhhhhhhhhh you looked so handsome in a black tux like awwww 🥹🥰 but yeahhhhhh bye bye. Nooooooo I remember also that (555 RN OMGGFHDHDDHH) okay but I remember when you were carrying me when you were saying that you gonna take me home, you were like “the love of my life” & I was like 🥹🫀🗝🪐✨💫🔒 likeeeeee 🥰💞💝💘💗💓 LOL yeah

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themoodykidsblog · 5 years

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You are the bold tings

I am the normal tings

btw**If I ask questions in this just dm me the answers lol

“I’m all good. I just had a doctors appt which took forever but nothing to worry about thanks for asking.”

Oh okay that’s calmed me, I was going crazy at the time, I thought something bad had happened, I didn’t know if I was being a silly moo or not...yk.

“ Also I’m gonna check out the thing now but I’m rly glad it seems like this won’t has been good at least w music”

Emily, I have NO IDEA what you were aiming to say here fam, but I only had a minor stroke so..all good : )

“U have no idea how much ready that made me smile fr that’s actually so thoughtful and how u remember all of that in such detail wow😂”

I’m honestly glad It made you smile because it made the others smile too, i’m quite happy about that. Yeah I have a strange thing with detail, sometimes I go a bit too much into it, however, I felt it was necessary for that kind of message.

“...the nun story was made up but I appreciate that u remember that sm haha, and the ozone layer and everything...”

Oiiii, you definitely had me with that I was thinking like “Who tf are these Nuns and why hasn’t anyone called the police or something...chasing kids and taking phones n shit” and legit, as I’m writing this it had just made me remember that some nights when me or David didn’t reply cos we were SLEEPING, one of you kept sending like “penis” 50+ times at 4:00 a.m...I mean, it wasn’t that pleasing waking up to penis but whatever!

“And it’s actually insane how many years it has been”

I knowwwww, I can’t believe next year it’ll be THREE YEARS since we all met, crazy stuff!! Nah like I actually find it soooooo weird how, we were all on Instagram one day, and SOMEHOW you came across our account. I remember me and David thought you and the rest were a bit sus as well as 3 doods being mega weird, wait I was 16 when we started talking eww wtf i’m now 19 Im so old why am i writing this ur thinking?! idk its just all coming out 😂

“...Then I remember Graydon got added to the gc and I didn’t know what to think at first but we bonded over liking Hamilton and making fun of his bagged milk and how he spoke French.”

Oh my days I can not BELIEVE He used milk from a bag THAT. IS. SO. WRONG. Straight from the cows boob or udder or whatever the fuck, is the best 😂 You all were so different from me and David haha, we failed french...well David did, I JUST passed, kinda and we didn’t read books or go to musicals but 2 years on..I still don’t.

“Then I remember thinking how crazy it was to realize aurora lives like an hour drive away from me or maybe less.”

Jeez I forgot she lives down in AZ, would you ever go see her if you had the time and set it up with her? Or do you think it would be awks n weird n stuff 😂 Personally I actually don’t wanna meet anyone..jk obvs, but when i’m selling out shows in Phoenix you’re all being der ygm 😂

“I remember u and David went to that rainbow looking school and u had French together and u wore those funny little proper uniforms”

Nah I was creasing when I read this yk!! I can’t lie it was..a...weird school to go to 😂 But yeah I remember the uniform was so heavy like back in 2016 summer it got up to 37 - 40 Celsius that’s like the hottest temp in the UK in 60yrs or something and we had to wear jumpers and blazer EVEN IN THE CLASSROOM nah im getting vexed just thinking about it but yeah I stole an exit sign from the main entrance to keep as a keepsake lol

“u and David would joke around and say I was the annoying posh type of I was English and one day I remember being on discord for hours until like 6am for u guys”

Yeah we both thought you were dead serious n shit like we tried not to swear in the chat cos we didn’t know if you were a hard church person! Yeah I remember those days too. The thing is, a while before we met you and the rest we would do that daily like our days would be like: go to school, come home, search the cupboards, and then go on discord at like 8 pm and get off at 4-5 am Friday thru Saturday! and yeah i remember you never talked when we were in a call and me and David we actually had to msg each other shit like “oi is Emily good?” and when we asked on discord you’d reply with “yeah i’m here” 😂

“...and David making tea or coffee smthg like that”

I have the video he made, I’ll send it to you, lmk when you get this far!

“I remember the night u said u we’re leaving for Germany and how I was nervous bc I knew I couldn’t do anything to stop u but I just wanted u to be happy.”

We’re even, We made it up and planned that 😂 Sorry :( David would msg me on snapchat me and be like “They’re actually tryna get me to go get and help you! fuck off” He’s a good one!

“I remember the dogs u had years ago”

Yeah I had to leave them behind when I left :( it was the HARDEST thing I've ever had to do! I had the fluffy one for 8yrs and the small one for 8 months

“I could never forget that u thought the Ozone layer was a basketball term”

Allow it and forget it yh I’m smarter now innit!

“...and sorry Izzy and I were little bitches back then”

Nah it’s all good I think i spoke to her like *well idk who i was speaking to* 4 times lol she was funny when we did talk tho!

“but I rly appreciate our friendship and sticking together through the years and yeah can’t wait for more memories”

Me too, i’m glad it was you guys who we bumped into that day, I actually can’t explain how grateful I am to know you are there whenever I need you rt! The Future gonna be great fr !! Thank you!

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biteitwhenitssoft · 7 years

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rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag!

i was tagged by @hanamemeki !!! :>

LAST… [1] drink: water [2] phone call: my memere! [3] text message: my mom about making banana bread [4] song you listened to: One Bad Night Hayley Kiyoko [5] time you cried: who knows probably not recently

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: no [7] been cheated on: nope [8] kissed someone and regretted it: nope [9] lost someone special: no? [10] been depressed: fucking constantly [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: fuck no

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] red [13] light blue [14] light yellow??

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: uhhhhhhhhhhh??? no?? i reconnected? [16] fallen out of love: no [17] laughed until you cried: fffffucking probably yes [18] found out someone was talking about you: in a bad way? no [19] met someone who changed you: i dont think so [20] found out who your true friends are: i suppose?? [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: no???? gross????????

GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: probably all of them i dont really add strangers so (same) [23] do you have any pets: D O G [24] do you want to change your name: nah its cool [25] what did you do for your last birthday: no clue my dude [26] what time did you wake up: how tf am i supposed to know 12:30??? [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: tf idk this either!? drawing? [28] name something you cannot wait for: fuckin death? fr tho looking forward to maybe going to the beach this year? [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: earlier today i live with her [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: get the FUCK rid of my emetophobia that shit is awful and also pls let me get a job :( [31] what are you listening to right now: nothing for once [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: yeah i have an uncle tom [33] something that is getting on your nerves: everything my guy wtf [34] most visited website: youtube probably but tumblr is always open [35] elementary: leeds [36] high school: smith voc [37] college: gcc rn [38] hair colour: brown [39] long or short hair: short-ish medium [40] do you have a crush on someone: fuck nah [41] what do you like about yourself? some shit i think im good at reading people and situations. i live life in the third person tbh so im always analyizing [42] piercings: ears and eyebrow [43]blood type: A+ [44] nickname: rach, booboo(dad) R^2(middles school teacher) tbh most people just call me rachel [45] relationship status: single af [46] zodiac sign: libra [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav tv show: mf uhhhhhhhhhhh i dont watch tv much [49] tattoos: ;) yeet [50] right or left handed: right

FIRST… [51] surgery: never [52] piercing: ears [53] best friend: miranda in prescool and merideth in kindergarten [54] sport: never played [55] vacation: fuck if i know MOSt LIKELY the beach [56] pair of trainers: ???? how tf am i supposed to know this

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing [58] drinking: nothing [59] i’m about to: go to bed probably [60] listening to: nada [61] waiting for: true love, a purpose in life tbh [62] want: to get my shit together/ m o n e y [63] get married: n o .. . ? [64] career: who tf knows my guy i dont want a career i just want money

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs [66] lips or eyes: eyes [67] shorter or taller: idgaf [68] older or younger: older [70] nice arms or nice stomach: arms [71] sensitive or loud: ??????? those arent comparable [72] hook up or relationship: f-friendships [73] troublemaker or hesitant: ????? im a normal person tf

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? fuck no [75] drank hard liquor? fUCK no [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? no [77] turned someone down: y es?? maybe? [78] sex on first date? F U C K N O [79] broken someone’s heart? fuckin constantly obviously [80] had your own heart broken? nnno? [81] been arrested? no [82] cried when someone died? ye [83] fallen for a friend: i fucking wish bro

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? i....guess?? [85] miracles? sure [86] love at first sight? nah [87] santa claus? nah [88] kiss on the first date? probably not for me. first dates arent even for me [89] angels? sure?

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: i dont have 1... ill go with lucy i guess? 4th grade bro [91] eye colour: brown [92] favourite movie: i aint got favs yo

like FUCK am i tagging people, if you see this and wanna do it be my guest pretend i tagged you

#some shit #92 truths #shit about me #thanks hanameki #i like talking about myself tbh

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yellowjckets · 8 years

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i hear u have Some Thoughts abt the UK grease tour

oh boy here we go,,, this might b long

just noticed in the programme doody is credited as doddy in one song ... doddy del fuego ok

okay so first of all sandy (danielle hope,,, i actually saw her in a tv show years ago n Rooted For Her and now here she is still successful years later im so proud ??) did the ridiculous high belty riff thing at the end of sandra dee reprise..... literally?? i was just there like ?? WOW

sandy literally just wore yellow i mean same but what is this heathers

also sandy & frenchy swapped shoes at some point in the show??

frenchy dressed like a clown and fr some reason had pink hair at the beginning & there was no mention of her messing her hair up (she was blonde during the song so???) um french what u doing (i think she was ginger at some point too?)

frenchy & sandy held hands abt four times that’s GAY i love it

speaking of gay,,, marty and rizzo literall y danced together at one point n also kept affectionately telling each other to fuck off which is Very Them and ? were just kinda lowkey gay... like . lowkey but yes . good shit.

DOODY.... literally my ? fave of the guys. he was so SMALL (ok he was like . way taller than all the girls but he was Noticeably Shorter than all the guys) and ADORABLE ,,, plus he was like ? constantly playing his guitar it was SO CUTE im literally In Love w ryan heenan sorry

i was actually invested in sandy & danny?? bc they were both more Realistic? like sandy actually tried 2 get back at danny & also when they both met again they jumped up n down and started squealing which was literally so cute i was like “ok i actually like them together in this”

rizzo was SO GOOD literally? best n most accurate version of rizzo ever? also she gave everyone the finger every five seconds which is like probably a v rizzo thing to do. also she sang worse things DIRECTLY to sandy !!! directly !! addressing !!! sandy !!! also louisa lytton’s delivery of that song was just ?? literally the Greatest

they did cut freddy my love... wtf.. disappointing . really disappointing :/

marty? my favourite marty ever thank u lauren atkins i owe u my life .... she was just ? so good & like she was the Right Balance between trying to be mature & also being kinda immature at times & they made her ? a lot more In Love w romance in this rather than just “how many boys can i write to at once”

also they had a lot of 50s music in the transition inbetween scenes n they had it as if it was coming out of the radio that someone would have n then the actual ppl would sing along and it was so cute in the pyjama scene bc all the pink ladies were just singing along n i was just ?? this is so cute

roger & jan ?? were so good . both absolute dorks i love them. jan also seemed to blend in more w the pink ladies in this one & also i noticed ? none of them said anything mean abt her im :’) i love my daughter thank u

suprisingly the ending was actually. doody FINALLy asking frenchy out ! that was the end (apart from the song BUT) like ?? yeS that’s what i’m here for good content good content

sonny .... he tried so hard to be cool he was walking around w sunglasses on the whole time ???? he was actually p likeable though like he genuinely seemed to care abt everyone even tho he was like Nah I Don’t Care About Anyone ? love him

for some reason there were shirtless guys in shower caps in those magic changes. like they were just There. dancing around the stage.

why was there implied patty/doody. it was literally? really weirdly implied in those magic changes... what is the Truth

patty screamed or covered her ears any time anyone mentioned anything inappropriate in front of her

there were a bunch of other students whose names r apparently: max, jimmy, joey p, brenda, catalina, shelley m & freddie ? i don’t think any of them were mentioned by name but there were some great subplots going on w them o mg

rizzo sang look at me i’m sandra dee twice ? the first time was @ the pyjama party & then she started it again in the park scene BUT what was funny is she only sang like the first few lines n obviously rly badly so its like ? canon that rizzo can’t sing ? which is rly funny to me

i always forget that greased lightning literally has no place in the stage version it’s just There for a song w grease in the title that isn’t the one written for the movie (which ... was still in it anyway)

patty and the girls could like actually Cheer there was actually a couple of lifts which was p cool ,, but sandy couldn’t which was hilarious (& what i disliked abt grease live ok) ALSO sandy kept trying to trip patty up like those two had serious beef throughout this so it actually made the end bit where sandy is like “do u wanna get a burger” way like? have more weight to it rly

marty’s FACE when rizzo was like “news sure travels fast” she just looked so guilty n didn’t look at rizzo for the rest of the scene yikes marty u absolute gossip !!

eugene just kept fucking everything up he was just there like “UMMM HELP” all the time my son...

teen angel was too self aware n kept addressing the audience um shut the fuck up i paid for a show not to listen to u talk

JAN’S CANON SURNAME? AFTER SO MANY YEARS?

also jan can canonically sing bc it turns out she won a talent contest & that’s the plot device for why raining on prom night happens (jan is the “radio voice” except she’s singing it at prom)

EVERYONE IS SO PROUD OF JAN???? i l ove them

rock and roll party queen is about rizzo??? which makes sense bc the song is about “betty jean” so look we have a canon middle name for rizzo d a mn (i’m not just jumping to conclusions they pointed at her) ALSO this ended up being a doody/frenchy duet ?? w marty on the backing vocals & eventually everyone?? cutest ever

also ? they are not in senior year in this ?? senior year is never referenced??? however . marty & rizzo are both mentioned as being seventeen soon or not seventeen yet. yet danny clearly turned eighteen either in summer or just before? so are the tbirds seniors & the pink ladies juniors? WHO KNOWS ... plus they mention this version is in 1958 not 1959... so if we assume they’re the class of 59 then they’re juniors in this (w the possible exception of the boys OR danny was held back a year??? bc he would already be Old for a senior if he’s eighteen before september (altho i k in america there’s slightly different cutoff dates + also in some versions sonny is mentioned as failing multiple times ?)

anyway please can someone bootleg this for me.... im in love w the cast ....

#frenchylefevre #answered #grease uk tour #grease #AAAA

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mauridianhallow · 8 years

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All of the questions xoxo

Hey Anon, what's up, how're you, wanna get breakfast, maybe see an early film? Hmu Also these took forever and I hate you thank you for asking 😂 (I love these kinda things) 1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? There is not, hasn't been for a while haha  2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? I do, because at the heart of it all, they were afraid. I've acted out of fear before, I wasn't proud of it. They were afraid and they acted out, it's been a long time and took me a while to get here, but I don't hold it against them.  3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” I...I can't answer that omg there's this inside joke between my friends and I and this...thing that happened almost a year ago just yeah I can't answer that Jesus Christ  4: What’s something you really want right now? Mental stability my dudes and also a coffee and maybe some physical affection because I realise it's been nearly 4 months since I actually hugged someone and that kinda sucks.  5: Are you afraid of falling in love? Terrified, but not in the bad way, in the way you're supposed to be scared of falling for someone.  6: Do you like the beach? I am inclined to give to answers, that I like MALTESE beaches because that country is like a second home, and I hate SCOTTISH beaches because they are not fucking beaches 😂  7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? Never with someone as far as I can remember.  8: What’s the background on your cell? It's the Assassin's Creed insignia.  9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? Oh right, easy, eh, my friends: Andrew's, Laura's, Carol's and my nephew's.  10: Do you like your phone? I do like my phone, it's an iPhone SE.  11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned? No they aren't, but a plan is only as good as how well it holds up when it fails, my English teacher used to say that to me and it's the truth as far as I'm concerned. Things aren't going to plan, nor are they going badly.  12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? Some girl in Firewater who I never called, who never called me, and I should probably delete.  13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? Comparing dogos is wrong and I shall have both please they will be called Alduin and Paarthurnax.  14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Right now, both.  15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Zoo for me!  16: Are you tired? I'm always tired 😔  17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? Considering it's my mum? Haha about 20 years now!  18: Are they a relative? Yes.  19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? Consider, probably. Actually do it? Never.  20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? Probably the night that I kissed them which was ages ago and not really a big deal.  21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? No, even if they were The One™ we would still be too young.  22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Not really.  23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? I don't wear them sadly.  24: Is there a certain quote you live by? Laa shay'a waqi'un moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine, that is to say, nothing is true and everything is permitted.  25: What’s on your mind? Food, having not eaten in a while, and college having not studied in a while.  26: Do you have any tattoos? I have a few, 3 to be exact.  27: What is your favorite color? Red or light grey.  28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? The next time myself and a person who wants to kiss, kiss. So probably never again lol  29: Who are you texting? Lots of people, mostly my sister to pick up milk.  30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? I have not.  31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? A few times, the last I can remember clearly was way back in August last year, when I was at my friends house, and my phone rang.  32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? I do, a few. All of them I trust, all my friends. Near or far haha  33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? I wouldn't know, unless they felt like telling me.  34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? I have brown eyes, so, not really. Which is a shame, because brown eyes are beautiful.  35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? Good for them?? I don't really know how I'm supposed to react to these questions.  36: Were you single on Valentines Day? Lol yup.  37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? I'm just gonna ignore these kissing questions now wtf 😂😂 no I am not!  38: What do your friends call you? Condie.  39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? The last week? Not really no, it's been a chill-ish week.  40: Have you ever cried over a text? I have.  41: Where’s your last bruise located? My face, where most of my bruises have been located recently. All healed up now tho.  42: What is it from? I was in an accident, got some pretty bad facial injuries. Like I said, all healed up.  43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? Usually every Monday in Psychology 😂 but in all seriousness, my house sometimes. Just, miss going out as much.  44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My sister.  45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? I do, I have a pair of white converse I bought when I was in London, and they remind me of a pair I had when I was a kid. I love them! 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? Yeah so that's why I'm wearing a hat in most pictures 😂 I love my hats leave me alone!  47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? Probably not.  48: Do you make supper for your family? We don't really do supper.  49: Does your bedroom have a door? It does indeed!  50: Top 3 web-pages? Fallout Wiki, Stanford University Sociology, tumblr.hellsite.  51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? Now I think on it, I don't.  52: Does anything on your body hurt? My soul? Ahaha nah my teeth, I don't get my face fixed fully till next Friday so I'm pretty much always in pain.  53: Are goodbyes hard for you? They can be, depending on the person.  54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Coffee, last night. Stupid thing to do really!  55: How is your hair? I haven't left my bed yet so eh not great 😂  56: What do you usually do first in the morning? Check my phone.  57: Do you think two people can last forever? If they work at it, yeah.  58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? I was 10 years old.  59: Green or purple grapes? Purple all the way!  60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? Ahaha starved for physically affection this question makes me sad.  61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? With friends?  62: When will be the next time you text someone? Later today probably.  63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? Probably still in this fucking house.  64: What were you doing at 8 this morning. On tumblr I think.  65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? I was in a relationship this time last year.  66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? There is. A message from any of my friends, or my niece and nephew.  67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? I hate these questions now, I'm lonely you asshole.  68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? Gosh darn I hope I can sleep tonight.  69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Hey look it's the title of my autobiography 😂 yeah son  70: How many windows are open on your computer? Six.  71: How many fingers do you have? 10... 72: What is your ringtone? Because I'm a Fucking Nerd™ the TARDIS noise.  73: How old will you be in 5 months? Twenty.  74: Where is your Mum right now? At work I think.  75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? AhAhahaha because the world is a cruel place  76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? Can these physical affection questions actually fuck off?  77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? I am indeed, and I fail to see why, according to some people, that's a bad thing.  78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? Lol yeah I do  79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? There is not.  80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? I have, a few times.  81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? Maybe one or two? I'm not really sure I'm so starved of love these days I can honestly start to like someone if they are nice to me.  82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Nah.  83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight? How about N O P E on this question.  84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? Alice, my legendary drinking buddy, or Heather, my other legendary drinking buddy, or ALTERNATIVELY, we're not harassing innocent people on the streets because that's fucking creepy and who does that???? You choose which one you think is right.  85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? Anything over weed and I'd be pissed.  86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? It was Logan and everyone cried.  87: Who was your last received call from? My sister.  88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Y'know what, I would. Yeah it's fucking awful and disgusting and I'd feel bad but I'm also a student, I'm poor with bills to pay and I kinda need food. So yeah I would.  89: What is something you wish you had more of? Time.  90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? I have.  91: Do you sleep with your window open? Hell no because I'm no barbarian 😂 and also Scotland is freezing!  92: Do you get along with girls? I do, I get along with most people.  93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? Everyone is.  94: Does sex mean love? Sex means whatever you want it to mean.  95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? O H. MY. GOD.  96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? I think so...? I'm not sure. Would be up for it but I can't remember.  97: Did you sleep alone this week? I'm always alone dude.  98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? My friends yup.  99: Do you believe in love at first sight? For some people sure, if it ever happens with me, I'll be the first to tell y'all.  100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? I can't remember sadly.

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