#nah bc when is it my turn 😒

[obsessive-jan]

Flavio was this close to MANHANDLING Nando in public

[solefae]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 “𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑“ ☆ 𝐉𝐞𝐲 𝐔𝐬𝐨

𝐏𝐓. 𝟑

pairings; jey uso x fem!internent personality!reader

faceclaim; scotlynd ryan

summary; Scotlynd's life turns upside down when wrestling star Jey Uso starts liking her posts. Fans are quick to judge, branding her a homewrecker. Little do they know, Jey's marriage ended months ago-a truth hidden from the public eye.

notes: our poor baby scotlynd 😭😭!

uceyjucey

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uceyjucey Wrestlemania 40.

Yeet Vs. NoYeet

LETS GET IT

@realityofwrestling

@bookertfivex

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user don’t act innocent uce 😭😭

user right like 😂

user let’s not play pretend jey yk why we here 😒

user 😭😭

user he tryna act like we don’t know 😭

user so… you and scotty? 🤨

user RIGHT 😭

user who is scotty?

user that girl from baddies

user why is she involved with jey?

user apparently they sleeping with each other and we know miss scotty is a homewrecker bcuz she slept with a married man before

user “apparently” that means y’all don’t know if it’s true or nah

user there’s proof babes 😭

user what proof?

user this started back in December of 2023 when scotty started liking his pics and commenting flirty emojis and shi 😂

user so that automatically means they messing around with each other? GOODBYE that literally means nothing

user so if you was married and a random woman keeps liking and commenting on ya man pics, you wouldn’t say nun? 🤨

user hell yea I would but she ain’t random bcuz she know his brother and she friends with his wife naomi

user I hope you didn’t think we was finna run to these comments to say “YEET!” 😭

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ilovepostingdrama what y’all think? 🤔

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user I really feel like y’all taking it too far 👀

user how is this too far?

user y’all literally have no proof that she’s messing with him + if they are messing around, how is that any of y’all’s business?

user 🤦🏽‍♀️

user the delusions…

user defender!

user homewrecker. that’s it.

user 😭

user I mean we can’t tell her what to do so 🤷🏽‍♀️

user the last slide is pissing me off

user why 😭😭

user “out of all people jey uso?” they wanna get popped talking bout my man like dat 😒

user 😭😭

user now imagine if she was messing around with jimmy instead of jey 😭

user oh she REALLY would’ve gotten that ass beaten, trin don’t play!

user FACTS!

user that fact her and scotty are besties 😭

scotlyndryan

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scotlyndryan my curls fell bc I had a time last night 🥰

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trinity_fatu 😍😍

scotlyndryan ily😘

user wym you had a time last night? 🤨

user yk what she mean 😭😭

user she was getting that Samoan D 😂

user 😭

user YOU HAD A TIME LAST NIGHT!? 😳

solefae oh we know, trust ‼️

user 😍😍

user SCOTTY BAEE 😍😍

scotlyndryan liked this comment!

user a time last night??!?!? excuse me!?!?

user LMAOOO😭😭

a/n: planning on making part 4 & 5 long but idk

hope y’all liked this! 🤭 (also making a masterlist soon)

taglist!

@kumapassion @oc-helps @truefant4sy

@yeaiamme2 @cody-uso @riverina69

(lemme know if you want to be tagged!) 🤍✨

[ayayiiie]

EN- reaction to the tik tok challenge « tell me that you love me »

Here’s the challenge for those who don’t know : liiiink

Pairing : Enhypen x reader

TW : none (?) lmk if there are ;)

Genre : flufff, angst if you squint your eyes really

Words : ≈ 0.8k

Enjoy ! 🫶

———

Heeseung :

Clueless #1

Okay so I think he will be a little bit lost

Like you’re dragging him infront of your phone

He’s like “huh ?”

Is even more lost when you don’t say anything and play the music

Pls help him he gives you those Bambi eyes 🥹

You being the kind soul you are, finally lipsync the song

You can hear a light bulb switching on 🫠

Says “I love you” while looking at you with a big smile

“You should have told me the purpose of the challenge”

“Nah Hee I don’t think you passed the test actually”

“Wait lemme catch it up”

Jay :

Hear me out : this man is TIRED

Hear me out : this man is TIRED

Hear me out : this man is TIRED

Hear me out : this man is TIRED

He will just stare at his own reflection on the phone 🧍‍♂️

We all know his judging face with an eyebrow raised right ?

Yes. That face.

“What ? Again with your tik tok challenge ?”

You will look at him with expecting eyes

Jay is the living proof of “never let them know your next move”

So when he turns to look at you and says “I love you” and “you take my breath away”

Gurl I can say you’re shocked af

Ma boi will just smirk and walk away in a cool way

Now you gotta keep in mind that this man is INFORMED.

Jake :

Clueless #2

Like Heeseung, I think Jake would be clueless.

Would constantly exchange looks between you and the phone and panic a little bit

Like his mind would yell “what is she expecting ?”

Lost puppy fr

When you sing the song he would instantly get it and tell you “I love you”

Would sulk later

“Why would you need a tik tok challenge for me to say ily ? I’m telling it everyday baby”

You : 😅😬 i love you 🫶

Sunghoon :

Shy shy shy #1

We can’t deny the fact that if he had decided not to be an idol he would have been a pro tik toker lmao

Would immediately get it but him being shy would just smile it away

Pinky cheeks Hoon would tell you ily with his eyes

It’s rare to tease Sunghoon

So you go for it

“What baby ?”

Whisper ily but you act like you didn’t hear anything

Bite his lips coz he’s flustered and hugs you tightly while saying it

Sunoo :

Would get it at the end 😭😭

“Aaaah ! I love youuuu !”

“Too late the challenge is over now 😒”

“Yaah! I still told you !”

Ngl y’all start an expensive sassy ass conv

Like you both would act petty (not Jay living his best life witnessing it)

At the end you would eventually forgive him and says ily back bc you love him very much (who doesn’t ? Don’t even fight w/ me)

What you did not expect is for him to do the challenge back to you lmaoo

Now he’s the one with an eyebrow raised to see if you’re gonna tell him if you love him and can’t breath w/out him 💀

Cuddling session is a must afterwards 😤

Jungwon :

Ma man is faster than light itself

Not even a second after you hit the record button he would react real fast

Would tell you immediately ily and that you’re taking his breath away while acting dramatically

“How did you know ? You saw it before ?”

“No I just listened to the lyrics 💀” like c’mon it was easy 🙄

Don’t know if you would be offended or glad 😭

Just another way to say “Don’t mess with leader yang”

This boy really got a 6th sense at this rate

Will look at you with his boba eyes

Like telling you “say that you love me too !!”

Ofc you do, so you tell him 😌

Niki :

Clueless #3 and shy #2 😭

Niki is not the type to confess directly

His love language is more of act of service/ physical touch

So when you pull him (plus while he was gaming so you had to hear his whines) infront of the camera

One : he was sulking

Two : he was clueless

Three : he knows it was your daily tik tok routine for when you wanted his attention

Ps : he lowkey (highkey) appreciates it

So like Hee and Jake I think he would be clueless during the whole challenge even if you lipsync 💀

You would have to explain the challenge and give him a second chance lol

Would give you a small smile and muttered a shy ily

Krkrkrkkr okay you forgive him bc he’s so cute 🥰

[aleksa-sims]

Simself Story

CW: addiction, pregnancy, cheating, divorce

I told him... 😢🤦‍♀️

As the sun slowly rose after we talked all night about what Daniel has experienced the last 4 months, it was my turn, to tell him what I did, while he was gone...

What I can say? 😞... He was devastated. It wasn’t really my pregnancy or the fact that I get a baby by someone else, what has made him so upset, but rather the... circumstances that led to it and how it all came about. All our probs were caused by that damn attack/assault on us, 8 months ago. This thing has traumatized us. We both had difficulty processing it.

My parents told him I was dating Nico. The day he came back, he talked to them. He asked questions. And now, D. wanted to know from me, why I even met Nico? Did I call him? Or he me? How did we get there? Well, the stranger I met online... 🤦‍♀️

Daniel: He did it all on purpose! He pretended to be a stranger playing Sims with you. I mean how sick is that?... Did you know it was him? Did you lie to me? Be honest!

Me: No, I swear I didn't know!!! You know the whole story, I showed you everything he texted me. And he didn’t plan on breaking us up. He never meant to see me, he knew I loved you and we were married. He even helped me make up with you. It wasn’t until weeks after you left, that Nico started giving me more and more clues about his true identity. Listen D., he tried to distract me. I was always sad. I was looking for you everywhere with Alex. I was devastated! And I also relapsed, really bad, I fucked up sm. 🤦‍♀️😞

Daniel: You want to divorce me. Everything breaks dwon.... This is worse than the shit my crazy mother did to me. You and me... that wasn’t planned to end this way! It should never end!

Me: I'm so sorry. I don’t want it to end either. That’s why I married you, I love you, but-...... how’s this gonna work?

Daniel: You love him, not me! Otherwise, you’d just stay here. But you decided to divorce me and start a new life with him. So go! Go to him!..... What the fuck are you waiting for?

Me: No, I’m not leaving. I can’t leave you alone now. I’ll stay with you, as long as you need me.

Daniel: Damn, stay away from me!!.... Leave me alone, or I might say something I don’t want.

I couldn’t leave him alone. So I just stood aside somewhere in a corner, looking down, while Daniel left the living room. I touched my belly.  I apologized to my Baby for the hatred I felt for myself at that moment. I was disgusted with myself. I resented myself for constantly repeating the same, damn mistakes. I never wanted to hurt Daniel!! He deserved me to stay with him and live our fucking lives the way it used to be. I have to find a solution!

Half an hour later, I went over to Daniel to look after him. And.....huh? Is Daniel cuddling his old teddy bear??? 🤨😄

Me: Daniel?..You ok?... You... need a huggie? 😳😬

Daniel: Nah, I just don't wanna see you. And why's that old dust catcher here? He also smells like you.

Me: I found him at your house the last time we were there. Your sister said it was yours once. And the other day when I was home, I found him in my closet. I gave him a little makeover. I cleand him and put some of my perfume on him. And yea, he's cute I wanted to keep him.

Daniel: I hate that teddy bear. He disappointed me when I was 7, just like you now. 😒

Me: Um... that's just a toy, Daniel. How can a teddy bear disappoint you? 🤨

Daniel: I got him when I was five. My crazy mother kept locking me in the closet as you know. He was my bud, who was allowed to accompany me. And whenever I was alone in our damn house, I was less afraid, bcs he was there too. But on my 7th birthday I found out who gave me that teddy bear. It was one of those damn witches my mother met at her fucking clut-parties. That woman also told me my teddy bear was not a boy as I thought, it was a girl! She showed me the label. And well, at 7 I could read. The label said, "Susi the bear." I was totally disappointed. He wasn’t my friend anymor, just a fucking traitor! A damn witch, Susi, like one of my mothers odd followers. 😠

Me: Sorry. I didn’t know, I’m gonna put him away. 😞

Daniel: Take it with you! Maybe your soccer player's gonna be happy about it. Kind of like a trophy for him. He’s an athlete, he should like that. 🤷‍♂️

Me: I’ll save your old teddy bear for my Baby. I thought one day, we could give it to our own baby, but if I had only guessed, I would be pregnant by someone else.... I-...agh, Daniel. I'm so sorry. I wish it was.................... otherwise. 😢I could stay with you, but what should I say to Nico? I can’t hurt him, and I don’t want to hurt you either. Really not! But I’ll find a solution. I won’t let you down.

Daniel: I don’t want....your solution. I want my girl to myself. I'm not gonna share you with him. I ain't like Philip, damn it! So just go!

I went out to our roof. I wanted to take Daniel’s laundry off the cloth-line. I wanted to help him and be there for him. But Daniel was annoyed.

Daniel: Hey! Don't you hear?... What are you still doing here?

Me: I wanna be there for you. I’m just helping you.

Daniel: I don’t need you as a cleaning lady or maid! I need my... wife!

Me: I’m not going! This is my home too!

Daniel: Fine! I’ll give you an hour. If you’re still there, I’ll lock the door. Then, you really have to stay here,.... overnight! I won’t unlock the door until tomorrow.🤨

Me: I have a key, you smart guy. 😒

Daniel: Not anymore, know-it-all. 🤨 Besides, I’m stronger than you.

Me: You’re gonna handcuff me?

Daniel: The clock's ticking. One hour! Decide!

Previous/Next

[lipglossanon]

new to tumblr and i cant figure out how to reply to comments but i saw ur rant on infinite darkness and wanted to share my opinion aswell (hope this doesnt come across as rude i just love sharing my feelings abt any RE series😭) but i think the ending is a bit debatable since Leon only stopped her from spreading the chip to protect her long term, bc if the word did get out Claire wouldve been targeted by the government and would have to constantly b in danger(just like what he said to Shen May when she mentioned spreading the news.) But then again the ending was subjective and imo very rushed but i think Leon did a good thing bc he was honestly just watching out for Claire. Anyways i wish our wife got more screentime but im praying they make up for that in death island bc i feel like capcom deprives us of claire content and honestly they water down her character arcs alot past re2. GIVE HER SOME LOVEE CAPCOM PLEAASEE

Hi anon! And it’s all good! 👍

And it definitely doesn’t come across as rude!👌 read more as it’s long 🤣

I can see your point, anon. And I thought of that too kinda distantly lol it’s just going off of how I’ve always seen Leon, it just doesn’t make sense for him to withhold info without at least telling Claire why. She’s been in the shit, she would get it but he’s just like ‘nah I don’t think I will ✌️’ and then just does not try to have her understand his reasoning 😤😤

He literally just let her walk away on bad terms for no reason. Idk I just feel like that wouldn’t happen.

And idk if they were trying to do something to lead up to lore down the road with the new remakes (since they’ve scrapped so much already 😒 but that’s another story lmao). But I’m just not vibing with how they treated these characters 🤷‍♀️

And yess!!! Claire Redfield is a certifiable badass and needs to be represented as such!!! 👏 👏 👏😤😤 I am holding out yhe biggest hope that Capcom does Code Veronica and does it well; that game is such a big turning point in how the future games/story went (and introduces so much!). I’m just worried they’re gonna shaft my girl again 😭 😭

[heeliopheelia]

ladies if your man forbid you go to places (and i mean your blood related relatives) drop him.

nah for real. a "cousin" really humiliated her mum and uncle when she gave back an invitation to a wedding (my uncle's stepdaughter's wedding). the "cousin's" partner has manipulated her to the point she doesn't talk to her own relatives. you might think what did the relatives do to her partner? nothing! we were all good and the the following day we are bad people..? literally a whole 360 something.

this sad excuse of a man drives his car into our private street to go to my "cousin" (the only place he has power) and IF you happen to be on said private street (he doesn't own an inch, the street is named after our late grandpa so he can do some math), he revvs his engine for you to move aside 🤣 he is more important.

well friday is the wedding and the street will be closed bc we can do what we want, it's our property and if he wants to come and go? well too bad old man (yep he's a literal gramps)

a two-year-old is better behaved than these barbaric.. beings

and if you're wondering if she talks to at least some relatives? ah yes, the ones living abroad. they'll kiss their feet, act prim and proper, the man will drive his nicest of cars and even speak dutch (dutch from the Netherlands, not our local dutch)

sorry for the rant, just don't be like this ladies

😨😨 That's horrible!! I can't imagine turning my back on my family all of sudden just because of a MAN 😒 There's nothing I hate more than manipulative partners UGH 😤

I don't mind the rant at all!! If you guys ever feel like letting something out, hit me up baes, I'm always at your service 🫡

[3smo]

anon: Ya know…. A little birdie told me that they would DIE if u made subby popular eren whos a total cocky dick until he’s in bed-

warning: dom reader. gender neutral. soft dom x bratty sub (my favorite combo 😍). praising bc i love praising brats 😩😩. filming. another short drabble 😒

eren only wanted your attention, and what's a better way to get it? by being mean. which... isn't really a 'better way'.

he'd tease you, laugh at you and even go as far as to get in your personal space. you didn't know what eren yeager had against you, but man, was it annoying.

"do you ever just take a break?" he can't help but frown when you ignore him. "i asked you a question."

instead you ignored him once more. eren's nose scrunches up, he eyes your expression. it was neutral, not annoyed or happy. just apathetic calmness and he didn't like it one bit.

but on another hand, you were getting fed up. and you really wanted to do something about.

what really helped out was the fact that his friend, armin arlert, had exposed his crush on you by accident. do you know how frustrating it was?

to know all this was to get your attention.

you continued to read your study guide in silence, well you weren't actually reading it, your mind was somewhere else.

should you expose him? laugh at him? ...nah, you were a decent person. you'd never do that.

eren bunches his lips to the side. he fixes his composure when you turn to look at him. your eyes scan his face.

"do you wanna have sex?"

now now, you didn't understand why that was the first thing that left your tongue. but he also didn't have to agree so quickly...

and that's how you're here -

eren tries to hide his red face into the pillow. you were quick to grip his jaw and force him to look at you, earning a startled gasp and wide eyes from him. "where's your attitude, doll?"

his eyes start to gloss up, he nibbles on his lower lip. it draws your attention to them. you had to admit - eren yeager is really pretty. he has a nice body, voice, and face!

"answer me, eren." said man chokes on his spit as you press your knee between his legs. he squeezes the bed sheets even tighter. "all that talk before, and you can't even keep up with it..."

he releases his lip and gulps loudly. his expression was so hot. you barely even did anything.

"but that's okay, i like you when you're like this... wanna see?" eren furrows his brow in confusion. you take your phone out of your pocket. with your hand still gripping his jaw, you make him look into the camera lense with teary eyes.

a click! sounds through his ears.

you show him the picture of himself. eren goes back to biting his lip and looks down in shame. he was getting harder...

"you wouldn't mind if i film this, would you?" he shakes his head. "you like the idea?"

"yeah..." he whispers. you smile at him. he really was the complete opposite in bed.

very well. you prop your phone up on the nightstand and hit the record button. you're so lucky your roommate was out.

eren looks at the camera, his abs flexing subconsciously as you lay your hands on his waist and softly caress him.

"look at you..." you whisper in awe. you lean down to kiss he neck roughly. he whimpers and squirms around.

he releases the sheets and grips onto the pillows instead. you palm him through his boxers, a choked moan comes from him. his chest huffs up and down from his heavy breathing and you once again press your knee to his crotch.

he cries out loud in surprise when you use your knee to stimulate him. his boxers get wetter and wetter as the seconds pass by.

his back arches and he throws his head back into the pillows. eren's mouth falls open, the drool connecting to his lips breaks as he struggles to breath.

eren clamps his legs together, trying to push your knee away. you forcefully push them apart, pinning his thighs down to the bed. eren whimpers loudly, hips stuttering up onto your knee.

you remove it. 

"whyyy" he sobs, shutting his eyes tightly. tears trail down his red face. in fact, he was burning up to the point it concerned you.

"you feeling good, pretty?" eren quickly nods, hiccuping. you switch positions so his legs were over your thigh, you push his hips down to meet your leg. he presses his lips in a thin line, you raise your brow at him. "do you wanna say something, eren?"

he gasps and shudders, pouting slightly as he averts his gaze shyly; "...you're m-mean.."

he thinks this is mean?

you smile in response. you wanted to see him cry out for you, desperate for your attention in ways he never knew were possible. "get off on my thigh instead, i'm getting a little bored."

...

[lochnessies]

so when I frist played fire emblem and saw rhea I was like “wow!! A great morally gray character this is literally what everyone say they want out of a narrative I love her” and I was fully shocked to see how many people hated her and hated her on (low key) because of things that weren’t real in cannon why do you think that is?

well there’s a lot of reasons and it’s hard to pin down since it’s not a one size fits all option but here’s some i can think of at the top of my head

lack of supports obscures character

lore being hidden in the game with the unreliable narrators being in main cutscenes

general distrust of religion

church = catholic apparently since no other religions exist especially in japan 😒

dragon = bad guy (despite that not being a fe staple there plenty of good ones)

headcanon being treated as canon to the point people forget it’s fandom origins (rhea is homophobic)

self insertion. well rhea yelled at me and that makes me mad so therefor she’s in the wrong and my actions have nothing to do w it

complicated relationship with the player who forgets that byleth is not sothis

bad eng voice directing in important scenes

well she’s cRaZY and everything CraZY people do is crAzY and bad

forgets all context of actions so it’s easy to spin her as the bad guy

people just making shit up (literally got into an argument the other day where i had to tell someone that no rhea didn’t make an army of dead bodies and stuff all the crests into them to revive her family she only did that with sothis. and even then she made the body and didn’t desecrate a corpse)

well edelgard said she was bad and edelgard would never lie to me and is 100% right about everything

if rhea is good then that means edelgard isn’t and that’s impossible

downplaying the objectively positive influence she has over other characters and spins it to a negative (rhea and cyril aren’t loyal to her bc she saved them it’s bc they’re brainwashed and rhea doesn’t actually care about them she just wants pawns)

straight up taken from half the game and when she’s finally allowed a break from npc jail she has like two lines then dies

is this everything? no but it’s 3am and my brain is broken and my app glitched and turned off and made me lose my original answer.

it’s a damn shame though since rhea’s story is so interesting. seeing how she did her best to navigate a world that was out for her race all while keeping her family and humans safe with what she was given is really neat. is she perfect? nah. she was dealt a really shitty hand in life but she made it work for the most part even if there was some fuck ups along the way (byleth situation which she thankfully acknowledges and apologizes for). girl straight up owes humanity nothing but goes out of her way to help guide and protect them

[oh-theseus]

Levi trying to deal w/ his teething daughter 😭

The poor man gets so stressed out watching his baby go through the excruciating pain of turning into a toddler

Nah bc she’d waddle her way to him just to pull her little pouty face before doing that thing babies do before crying (idk what its called). My hc is that she's a quiet baby and only cries when it's necessary (falling or bumping her head) so she wouldn't just cry out of nowhere in the middle of the night.

Oof Levi would probably get so confused bye💀💀 I feel like he would talk to her like she's an adult

“why are you crying 🤨”

“Did you shit again 😒”

“Y/N SHE'S CRYING AT ME AGAIN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID”

-dad Levi anon (THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU, WE ARE OFFICIAL BESTIES👹)

YES YES WE ARE OFFICIAL BESTIES YOU'RE SO RIGHT

little daughter (who mayhaps needs a name?? if we want??) waddling in to levi's office in your home, hands grabbing onto his legs before climbing up onto him. levi figures nothing's wrong bc she's such a daddy's girl and is always wanting to be with him, but as soon as he looks at her and she makes that face he figures something's wrong.

and then god the crying - he's definitely the kind of parent who feels so bad when his kid cries, he feels like he's failing her when he can't figure out why she's crying. and he wouldn't want to bother you about it, so even when you call from another room asking if she was okay levi would just shout back a simple "i've got it" and then frantically try to figure out what the fuck is up with his daughter.

"okay, now let's not cry. you look fine, honey. i don't know what's wrong."

louder crying, you walking into the room, eyebrows furrowing as you watch levi try to calm her down before his worried eyes look to you for help.

"i think her teeth are coming in" is all you have to say before disappearing out of the room and coming back with one of those like teething things for babies (do those have a name???)

and then levi is just staring bc this dumb ass literally forgot she didn't have teeth and that those had to show up eventually

[ragnvdnir]

NAHH CUZ YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT(being the source of my happiness) 🤩🤩🤩 your messages literally make my day 😚💕💕

this is a sign for you to have a friends to lovers trope with ayato 👀😌😌 more than bros-

I made sure that you looked pretty in the picture 😩👌 looking pretty while being caught in 4k 😌 im a professional photographer of ppl getting caught in 4k🥴 i simply need the money for my services so i wont go broke 🤩🤧

Your brain is driving in the right street 🤭 it aint a u-turn, that's the right track ur brain is driving to 🤩 blame me all you want 🥰 😩 but i aint taking back what i've said by "...playing with balls" ✨

Im cracking up sm in the "is this a sign to hell,, im quittin"😭😭😭

Your blog is the whole receipt if you'd ask me 😌😌😌 you've been arresting yourself as both the criminal and the police 🧐

Admit it, you just want to be buried w Ayato in the burnt kamisato estate🧐🧐🧐 even death can't set you apart (literally) 😌

Money before hoes 😎😎😎 the detailed plan you wrote 😌 the anon was too stunned to speak- 🧍‍♀️is this what you call the peak of desperation because ayato won't come home to u 🤔🤔

Good luck on getting ayato !! 👹👹👹 His banner aint gonna disappear tomorrow so take your time 😚😚 may he appreciate your hardwork for saving up for him 😩✨

You got 10 olympic medals but your one true love aint coming home 😩😭 IM. I'm losing my mind over the "NEXT YEAR IM PLANNING TO BUY A MOON" 😰 ein???? i think ur crimes made you successful but also crazy 😭😭 am i gonna hear that you're planning to buy a sun too ???🧐

No one can beat ur top tier humor 😭 i rlly swear you're naturally funny 😌🤩 thanks for being proud of me, im doin my best 😎👌

Albedo is dry bc he aint wet 👍 that chalk man will literally melt into nothingness when he'd gotten wet 🤔🤔 albedo is missing out on ur top tier humor 🤧🤧 i feel so sad for him 😩 anyways ayato please come home to ein, one of your greatest simps, before you regret it 😚 and miss out on ein's humor 🥴🤩 albedo don't deserve someone like you 😤😤 he belongs to dragonspine, and just like the cold of that mountain, he also treated you coldly 🙄😔 let's try to ask mona what can we do to albedo using astrology 😌

I wonder too who is the one who simps so hard in this blog 🤔🤔🤔

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As an Ayato haver, i'm gonna bestow you my blessings!! 😚💕 Have a nice day ein >:3

i'm?? Also wondering if i'm gonna ask you to be friends in asia server 😩🤔 since you were wanting fishes yesterday,,, the reason is stupid but 🤩

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ikr anon😌 but being your entertainer is not free, where's my salary 🤨🤨

itto is gonna be my wingman🤩👍

thats great, bc i wont allow myself to look like a dinosaur while being caught in 4k🙄🙄 we all struggle financially🤝

u know what? i learned to simply shut up whenever u say sussy things🤨🤨 learned it in a hard way btw

my blog is a whole receipt? nah uh anon, u might need a glasses for that. i am not a criminal and a police wdym😒😒

nah bc i take back that i said i am hot, bc there's no way im going to hell😊 im warm u know, not hot

didn't even thought abt that but now that u said it, yes. not even death can do us apart. if i can't have him, no can👹 /j naurr i sound some yandere shit😭

its always money >>> husbandos. this is the start of my capitalist era🤩🤩 /j

i am desperate it self anon🙁 that kamisato ayato is stubborn af💔

"you got 10 olympic medals but your one true love aint coming home" *slids down the wall* *bang my head* *rips out my heart* *sobs violently* f u and your homies anon 💔 who taught u to real talk me💔👍

yep, lets buy a star too🤩🤩 ...crime? anon u thought everything that i did is a crime? how could this be *held the chair from shock* everything that i did is hardwork, success, effort and u will just call them crime!? t-this is too much *runs away* *trips* you betrayed me alot of times💔

ikr💅 im suffering from success of being the funniest clown on earth🤡💅 my brain is full of humor that i wished its full of knowledge from school too💔💔💔 keep going anon and follow my path from success 😌🤝

albedo, the one that got away💔💔 i tried to chase him but he dropped my hand and left me standing💔💔 but past is in the past🙄 i realized that there are alot of better man than him. i ain't gonna chase him, he's the one chasing this beauty this time💅 jk i might pull for his rerun hehe but dont tell him bc i dont chase, i attract🤨🤨

dont be shy and spill the name of that 'someone' in this blog🤔🤔

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damn another ayato haver i see💆💆💆

mr. kamisato, ive wanted u since the start, even if you are faceless at that time and ppl keep saying that you're gonna be npc forever, the times where i read leaks saying that you're long haired and probably a polearms user. i loved u for that long, and yet, this is how u repay me? another betrayal for my poor heart ig💔 if i cant have u then i have no choice but to let u go and be with your sister whether im guaranteed or not😞😞 this is what u chose ayato, so bear the consequences. farewell, ex lover🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️/j

i already got the fishes BUT YESS I WANNA BE FRIENDS, ur uid now🤨🤨