#n will hav the time n energy 2 supply me w endless content . yk. so i don’t hav 2 do that 4 myself

[skeetlebeetle]

long ass bg3 rant ahead (daily remindr that i hav nevr playd this game im j gay)

ykw wat yer getting in2 when yr fav characters from bg3 r halsin n astarion n u like seein em smooch so u go on tumblr search the tag n start scrolling. i mean. pale vampire twunk + big tan guy u can predict how that goes on the internet. u can c the yaoi art template in yr mind. but NE 1 WHO THINX SUCH THINGZ IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so sick of the twinkification. therez a scale of disappointment n probability n u’d think if the probability is high then the disappointment wud b correspondingly low. n sumtimez this IS the case. 4 xample: i am disappointed when i c halsin being drawn as a twink or even as a skinner twunk type but itz 2 b xpectd esp from moar inxperiencd artists so i cant b 2 mad. i j hav 2 hope that 1 day the young grasshopper learnz 2 draw muscle (n maybe itz 2 much 2 ask 4 fat but a man can dream). in contrast howevr i get inxplicably pissd off when i c astarion b twinkified even tho DUH ofc ppl r gunna do that hez (once again) a pale vampire n when u c astarion nxt 2 a huge bear (not in the gay sense…. canonically) man he lookz way tiny!! maybe itz bcuz i feel liek we shud hav moved past this “which 1 of them iz the girl” mindset when it comez 2 gay men n also the tumblr sexyman toothpick body ideal when it comez 2….. sexy men. but NOOOO‼️‼️ AND . I THINK HALSIN SHUD GET A CHANCE 2 TAKE IT UP THE ASS OK .

many such cases……. (almost all pairings i like r like this. bcuz. i like 2 torture myself perhaps)