#n tbh i was right back then homie got nice hands we love wiggly joint representation tha's the shit that made me have to drop out | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mikkouille · 3 years ago

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looking back to middle/high school finding out i walked so sooooo close to ending up being a bts fan n avoided it simply bc god didnt want me ig but literally alternate dimension me hello !!!!! i kno nothing abt the life u dedicate urself to but i could have been u in a slip of the finger!

#twas talkin abt the way i had the kpoppie friend back then but i wasnt abt that life i was about uuuuu being chill n normal #not knowing that following her when she got into bts would have gotten me the og fan street cred for the unforeseeable future of #being the kpoppie mutual #its abt how i was into blockb but only like the songs didnt kno these guys (good for me! everything i kno abt em individually is dreadful!)#n when she was into exo i looked it up n only cared abt the dudes visually n saved images onto my phone to look at breast i suppose #but when she switched to bts i was not interested n all i got from like the 5 second google search was like #'OH one has pretty hands' n i saved those mf pictures but cropped em all to just hte hands cuz i was insane #n never looked up anything else!#n then now today twas like looking up which one it was (twas jin) n askin my ex-bts friend what the fans stereotypically were like #for knowledge of what self connotation i dodged n her being like 'they didnt exist back then lol' BITCH I LOVE FLOPS!#long time curse of my fave is the least popular <3 gets no line <3 flop loser #so he fit right in n so if i had had more attention span then just looking at hands......what would it have been....#to me its so funny bc i have as much knowledge as the commoner on these guys bc i jus never got into em but like #i can do get dragged into learning everything just for a flop man #n so i flirted with that line there just having enthusiasm abt fingers #n tbh i was right back then homie got nice hands we love wiggly joint representation tha's the shit that made me have to drop out #of the dream of being the heartthrob that can play guitar cuz my fingers be bending on the strings this way if i press just a bit #ANYWAY THING IS in the alternate universe where instead of cropping a man's face out of his pictures i looked him up #i would have at least had so much credibility among the fans for being not only an OG but of the guy who had no fanbase back then help #anyway finding out it was him again took me so long bc all i remembered was the hands n searching up bts hands brings up every guy but him #my search history now......#my sanity was kept by one thread and that was to not get sent a funny moment video to not learn the man's name to only look at that bend.

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