#n o x i d e n t i t y – renoir

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"No matter what, it'll be okay. Guess it doesn't help worrying, right? Anyways you can talk to me if you want."

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"I just can't get over how weird my body looks now."

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"Aw man. I had the weirdest dream about my granfather being mutant rat. I think this sewer life is traumatizing me.."

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We’ve mutated from different sources than The Ooze in the Canister that mutated Hamato Splinter & His 4 Red-Eared Slider Terrapins. ((Richard Martense-Delapore, 🩸Plague-🌒 Twilitwalker & Thak-Adg The Post-Lovecraftianally Demi-Morloccoidal Mutant Ghoul Chieftain; Vampiric Cannibal Hybrid Monster-Infused Mutant & Meteoroid-Micromutant 👨🏻-🦧!Nonnies))

"Somehow I have no trouble believing you."

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“When I was your age I was hanging out in space and the multiverses with aliens and throughout time with the mistress of time. And you think THIS is drama you can't handle? Try getting thrown into the middle of wars or like, dinosaurs! And here I thought you'd actually like meeting some cute alien girls. Oh well. I guess you’re just a bit too sensitive for the real fun.” //also, because his name is Renoir (yes from MNTG) and we call him Renny.

@nexuschampion

". . . You guys pulled me into a war. I've nearly been stabbed three times. What if I die?"

Space.

Multiverses.

aliens and ...dinosaurs?

An image of Mikey riding a dino and saving an alien chick from ufos in the midst of a war field came to mind, and he wasn't sure what to make of it.

"Sorry..I guess Raph´s negativity is rubbing off on me. Tell me more about those alien girls..? Maybe it will cheer me up. Did you..you know.. hook up?"

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I’m already a Flesh-Eater; Let’s Rumble in the Concrete Jungle, yo! ((BloodPlague-Moon The Vampiric Cannibal Hybrid Monster-Infused Mutant!Nonnie))

"You're giving me a concern!"

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*also some Bagrock 🎶* ((Thak-Adg The Meteoroid-Micromutated 👨🏻-🦧!Nonnie))

"Someone is throwing a party and didnt invite me.."

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*throws in a Didgeridoo to those Throat-Chants in order to add some exotic flavor* ((Thak-Adg The Meteoroid-Micromutated 👨🏻-🦧!Nonnie))

"Aahhhhh!!!"

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*is currently delving into some Medievally Prehistoric Steppepunk Throat-Chanting Rituals* ((Thak-Adg The Meteoroid-Micromutated 🦧-👨🏻!Nonnie))

"These new sewer sound effects are kinda creepy. Wonder who's making them."

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And I will embrace your sorrow Just the way I am

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BloodPlague-Moon Twilitwalker: Did You mutate via A 🩸/Organ Transplant? Were You Kin to a Barely Sentient & Inbred Cannibal Clan? Thak-Adg: Did Shieldpiddock-Shinobi Samurai bask in Otherworldly Glow of Galderly Star-Stone that fall from Night 🌌 Long Ago?

"Well..I dunno about me. I just woke up this way. My kin is definitely barely sentient though. And possibly inbred. Maybe cannibal, but definitely vampiric bipolar & alcoholic psychopath.

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BloodPlague-Moon Twilitwalker: I have a name, ya know! I’m not just called The Vampiric Cannibal Hybrid Monster-Infused Mutant! Richard Martense-Delapore: Indeed. And You made no mention of what I am as well. Thak-Adg: I am Thak-Adg of the Napen.

"Well nice to meet you. Sounds like we got some things in common."

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We even have Our Own Wainscot Mutant Everytown over in Flyover Country. Just don’t call Us The Punk!🐸. ((Richard Martense-Delapore, 🩸Plague-🌓 Twilitwalker & Thak-Adg The Post-Lovecraftianally Demi-Morloccoidal Mutant Ghoul Chieftain; Vampiric Cannibal Hybrid Monster-Infused Mutant & Meteoroid-Micromutated 👨🏻-🦧!Nonnies))

"Aah..Vampiric cannibal hybrid monster-infused mutant huh."

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“I know perfectly well I’m not ugly and who says none of us have every hooked up with a human? Some people are in to the whole weird thing. Some people actually just like who they like and it doesn’t matter.”

“I mean you like Davianna right, and she likes you too  You’re too young to be thinking about all that stuff anyway kid.

Why is it so important to you?”

@nexuschampion

"I guess some people are into weird shit.. but She's a minor Sir. Don't you think mentioning her now is a bit..inappropriate?"

First Leo wanting to see pics of her, now this. At least, it felt good putting them in place. Especially since his own behavior was pretty terrible.

"Besides, I don't think someone like Davianna would want to go out with me. But..She is really great to talk to. And I think about this a lot. I'm younger than all of you. You guys are old. When you are gone, I'll be alone. I bet I will be a lonely hobo living in the sewers and Davianna will find a nice guy and have kids. Any sane person would choose normal over ..some misfit."

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“If you die that’s on you. But I’ll miss you” he shrugged. ”You gotta stay positive though! And I’ll tell you all about....”

“Did you just ask me if I had sex when I was like 15 and usually fighting for my life or like, the universe? No Renoir, I didn’t hook up with anyone. I mean I did when I did way later. . .  Not that it’s any of your business anyway.“

@nexuschampion

"Ha ha sorry Sir. So rude of me. I'll be honest though, and feel a bit glad that you met someone later. I mean..for someone of your appearance. NOT that you´re ugly! just... I´d think most normal girls would be terrifyed. However! Alien girls probably don't think too much of it. I'm glad aliens exist then..ha ha ha ha ha haaa....."