#mystic messengr headcanon

[thirstyfortom]

Hi!!! :) I love your writing

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I was quite sleepy and drunk when I wrote this, have no idea if this makes sense, but I’m pretty sure some of them are completely crazy.

Try to roll with me on this lolol:

RFA + Saeran and V with a hacker MC

Zen

Hisphotos and performance videos were being spread like a virus again.

Butnow in emails of the most important producers and directors in Hollywood .

AndSeven was the one to tell him that, so he wasn’t the responsible for it.

Sowho did it?

Imean, the pics are all very flattering, it’s not like this person is doingsomething bad. “Whoever did this probably likes you a lot?” “More than MC?”“Maybe somebody just like MC…”

Hekeeps thinking about this, it’s ridiculous, he knows it. But there’s nothingwrong about asking, right?

“Babe,hear me out on this. I was with Seven trying to figure out who spread thosepictures and he said it could have been you! Can you imagine?” he laughs, youdon’t. Oh… you can do much more than imagine.

“B-babe?”“Zen… I thought that was a good way to try to tell you?” “Tell me what, MC?”“That I’m a hacker.”

So…many… questions! And he’s so worried that you might get involved in thinks likethose emails leaked from Sony Pictures that time or even more dangerous stuff.

Youshrug telling him hacking isn’t really your thing, it’s more like a hobby. Butit could still be a problem for his career if anybody ever finds out aboutthis… he’s worried, you’re worried, but you both telling each other everythingwill be fine.

“But, please, babe. Be careful!” you will, youhave been careful for a while now. And you work by yourself, so it’s hard toassociate you to an agency or to someone.

Andhe still worries, but it’s not like he couldn’t complain when he got aninvitation to a screen test in Hollywood. Thanks to you.

 Yoosung

Herehe is playing LOLOL while you are reading a book.

“Thisguy is good! It’s the third time he beats me!” “Then don’t let him!” you saymindlessly. “I’m trying, but I think he’s using some cheat code or something.”

Yougo to him and watch as the guy beats your boyfriend again, and yeah… it seemssuspicious…

“Letme try something, honey.” You type something really fast and Yoosung justwatches it.

Hewould feel really aroused having you almost sitting in his lap, but you lookterrifyingly serious, and this is about LOLOL, so he’s very serious too.

“Done.This guy won’t be a problem for you anymore, honey.” You kiss his forehead andwalk away. He has no idea what you’ve done, but… all the items the guy collectedbefore now belong to him.

Soforget LOLOL for a while, he’s more curious about you. “What was that, MC?”“Hum? Oh, you were right, that guy was using a cheat code, but blocking him waschild’s play, don’t worry, honey.”

“But…how do you know how to… block cheat codes and… basically accessing the databaseof the game?” “Ah, yeah… I’m kinda like a hacker or something…”

“AHACKER? LIKE SEVEN? SO YOU DO DANGEROUS STUFF LIKE HIM? ARE YOU BEING CHASED,MC? IS THE FBI AFTER YOU? IS THE MIB AFTER YOU?” “Well, I’m an earthling, Idon’t think I’m a threat to the MIB, Yoosung…”

“THISIS SERIOUS! MC, I’LL PROTECT YOU!  TELLME WHAT I HAVE TO DO AND I’LL DO IT!” you giggle, mainly because you know it’strue.

Ittook a while for him to understand hacking is more like a hobby, you’re notreally interested in making money out of getting information. It’s not reallyworth the trouble, you know?

 Heis still a little shocked with all your bluntness about this, but as long asyou’re not doing anything dangerous, he won’t say anything. And if you want toteach him some cheat codes, he won’t complain either.

Jaehee

 Youcut the crap and told her as soon as you started dating

She’sconfused… you’re like Luciel, but without the disgusting eating habits and theweird sense of humor?

Andyou’re more like a freelancer? Okay…

Andyou’ve been dealing with some shady stuff like hacking into governmentdatabases? Okay…

Cool…

OFCOURSE THIS ISN’T COOL!

She’sso scared, it’s all over the news! People are calling you a terrorist! And whywould you even tell her this? You want her to be your partner in crime orsomething?

“Ijust told you because I trust you.” You smile sweetly, and for one minute sheforgets all those terrifying thoughts, but just for one minute.

“Okay,thanks for trusting me. Now tell me what you’re thinking for your plans if youever have to run away?” “I…”

“Ohmy God, MC! You don’t have a plan? Okay, so here’s what we’re gonna do…”

Andthis woman spent the next two hours telling you all the logistics for youeventually having to leave the country. You will definitely follow them if youever need to, but right now… you’re just shocked with this clever womanstanding before you.

Shereally isn’t as innocent as everybody thinks, huh? Just like you…

Jumin

Youtold him.

Bettertell him before he finds out with you being arrested or something, right?

“I’ma hacker, I leaked those emails. No, I’m not quitting just so you don’t getworried about my safety.”

“Ilove this, Jumin! I truly do! You have no idea how amazing it is! Informationis power! And I have the biggest power in my hands. And people need to know whathappens behind the curtains when it comes to politics and companies andcapitalism and…nnnggg.”

Heinterrupts you with a kiss.

“J-Jumin?”“I’m not pleased, but you’re passionate about this. I won’t get in the way ofyour passion or your life.”

“But…”  “Isn’t that what you want from me?” That’sexactly what you need from him, you just didn’t know it could be that easy toget.

“Dowhat you have to do. I also have power, so I can bail you out if you ever needme to.” Whoaaaa, is he serious?

“Butbe careful, don’t do anything reckless.” YES, SIR!

So yeah, he doesn’t show much how concerned heis, and you see how hard he is trying to give you space.

Buthe’s also very impressed. Information is power, indeed. There are veryinteresting things in what you do that could be useful for him.

Soguess who’s being paid by Jumin Han to find important stuff on market sales?

Saeyoung

Youdidn’t tell him.

Youshowed him.

This boy says he’s done with hacking, but deepdown, he misses the rush a bit.

Sowhy not do this as a game for old time’s sake? He wouldn’t be in danger if heplayed along inside your own little game.

Itstarts with you disabling his security system and sending enigmatic messages.

Thenyou mess with his cars, programming the GPS to send him to this particularaddress.

Okay,he was so mad and desperately trying to fire back, but he has to admit: thishacker is good.

Thenhe sees the address and… your house? OH SHIT! Are you in danger? You quicklycall him on your most friendly voice telling him some random thing just for himto know you’re fine. So… what the hell?

Hegoes to your place with a taser gun. Maybe the hacker didn’t attack you yet?They were just waiting him to show up?

Heenters your living room and he almost falls in his back. You’re alone… wearinglingerie and messing with your phone.

Hegets a notification in his phone, a text from the hacker: “Kudos on passingthrough the phases, now it’s time to meet the boss of this game.”

He had so many questions, but that would have to wait a little… No need to say hetook you to the space station without ever leaving the room.

Saeran

Hewas suspecting for a while now.

Youspend as much time on your laptop as him and his brother.

Andtrying to find out what you’re doing turns out to be more difficult than hethought, like… you know a way to shut him out.

“Howare you doing this?” he asks all of a sudden. “Doing what?” “Blocking me and myattempts to hack into your stuff?”

 “Whyare you trying to hack into my stuff?” touché“Because I think you’re onto something.”

“Likewhat?” you tease him. “Like hacking.”

“Hum…am I?” “I don’t know, that’s what I’m trying to find out. So stop blocking me!”“Try me…” OH, IT’S ON!

Andthe first Hacking Challenge began. He was attacking you with everything he has,you were defending yourself and using you weapons too.

Atsome moment, he got so caught up with this he almost forgot why he was doingthis. It was fun, after all.

Andas he couldn’t beat you, he turned off his computer and got away all grumpy,yeah, he’s a bad loser…

Youwent after him, saying you were sorry and you could make it up to him. Hegrinned, expecting for something dirty, but your idea was even better.

“Howabout we join forces to mess with Saeyoung a little?”

V

Youtold him.

Hewas a person with many secrets who dated another person with many secrets.

Itwas time to break this cycle, right?

Helooked shocked, and sad.

Haveyou risking yourself like this, after all you two have been through…

Hewas scared, for you and… of you?

Buthe needed to know. “Why do you do this, MC?”

“Becausepeople deserve to know the truth, Jihyun. You know how tiring it can be to keephiding things like this. And let me tell you, if it’s tiring for you, it can beterrifying and… even dangerous for the people who doesn’t know these secrets.People deserve to know, V! And if I can manage to tell them, why wouldn’t I?”

Well,if you put it like that… he knows some secrets should never be secrets, peoplelike hackers have the resources to share these secrets, if he were a hacker, ifhe had these resources, wouldn’t he do the same?

Hehugs you all of a sudden and kisses your head. It feels good, but yet you’revery surprised.

 “I’mso proud of you, my love.” Oh… okay, that’s good.

“Butbe careful and don’t be imprudent, or I’ll end up being imprudent too in orderto protect you.” You have no doubt on how serious he is being right now.

[thehoneybuddhadefender]

hey! thanks for doing such a great job with the lying about age prompt i gave you ☺i know you had a hard time writing it so here is a much easier one! so i live in seoul and LET ME TELL YOU IT IS COLD AS HELL HERE JFC so how would the rfa + v+ saeran keep mc warm? thanks and keep us the great work ❤

Thank you for your kind words and your requests!My ask box is getting empty, so i’m really grateful lol . That HC was a little hard to do, but i’m happy that you liked, this is what is important!(I can’t relate to you at all, where I live is really, REALLY HOT, i’m almost melting, seriously, ..I’m not even exaggerating.I want to thank you all for the patience with my mistakes, i’m trying really hard to correct them all.As always, any mistakes, report to me, if this is not what you wanted (or you didn’t like it) I will do it again.Thank you again for your kind words, this support is really important to me.I hope you liked it!

Saeran

He knows one good way to warm someone up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Step one: Throw gasoline at the cold person

Step two: Set them on fire

Step three: They’re warm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

problem solved

But he can’t do this to you

Is not because he loves you or anythi…

Ok, he loves you

But this is a secret, so don’t tell anyone

It’s so cold in  here

By the way, this doesn’t stop him from eating ice cream

Just saying

Important information

When Saeran sees MC in the couch, trembling

He just sighs

After that he goes to the bedroom, he picks one blanket

And then he goes back to the living room and literally THROWS the blanket on you

You just laugh and say “ thank you ”

You just… wrapped yourself in that blanket

He’s just looking at you

Secretly thinking:

Oh man…That look really good..

And then he joins you

Now the two of you are wrapped in that blanket

Cuddling

Watching some movie

You don’t feel cold anymore

Sometimes you stroke his hair

Ok, now he are in the real paradise (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Jumin

Jumin don’t feel cold

He is made of ice

Anyway

When he comes back from work, he looks at you

You are trembling, trying to make this place warmer

And he’s just like ??????????

I will melt like that!

Don’t do this MC!

He just takes off his suit and puts it on you

After that he picks you up, holding you in his arms

Dragging you to the bedroom, lying down with you on the bed

He puts the blanket  on you, and then he hugs you

But that don’t seem enough..

Something was missing..

ELIZABETH

HELL YEAH

Now everything is perfect

He would ask for some hot chocolate

But after some kisses on your neck

You say that you don’t need it anymore

Wow man, it’s hot in here

What a drastic change of temperature ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

707

Oh man, this place got cold

It’s not because of Seven suddenly speeches about life

No, it’s not that

You’re cold, he’s not

You’re on the couch of his bunker

When he gets out of his room, he sees you complaining about “How cold it was”

He laughs and he pick up some papers and thrown on the ground 

He picks you right after, making you sit close to these papers

He takes his hoodie off and puts on you

It’s so warm and nice (ᵔᴥᵔ)

While you’re thinking about how good that hoodie was

He puts fire in those papers

You’re like

ಠ_ಠ

He sits beside you, and hugs you

It’s so warm right now ~

Vanderwood will have a tough time cleaning all of this mess

Saeran is keeping a distance

Thinking where he will go

Because this place will burn

“Saeran is jealous because i’m hotter than him”

“Saeran is jealous because i’m hotter than him”

“Saeran you’re fired”

Seven’s going to die in 2017

Jaehee

She’s cold too

Because of that she’s preparing everything

She’ll drink some hot coffee, what do you want?Hot chocolate?What?

She’ll make

You’ll help her through

The perfect plan, it’s set

You

She

Bed

Blanket

Cuddle

Zen’s performances

Perfect

You two will get warm in no time

Seeing art, with some hot drinks

Is this heaven?

In the middle, she would just stop watching

And starts to look at you

Oh, man..

You’re the true perfection

She couldn’t ask for anything better

She have you

Yoosung

Oh god, it’s cold

He will make a plan, a good plan

Hot chocolate, check

Now he’ll play some gam–

Oh, you’re cold too

MORE HOT CHOCOLATE

;)

Oh…This is a good opportunity to cuddle with you

See some films, with some popcorn

Like those romantic films

MAYBE CAN BE A HORROR MOVIE

You just will hold him tight

That plan didn’t go too well

He’s more scared than you

He’ll hold you tight

It’s not so bad

You’ll just laugh and kiss him at some point

He’s blushing

Now he suddenly don’t even needs a blanket

He’s almost melting

He wants more kisses

And he loves cold now

V

V is just the calmest person ever

When you told him that you were cold

He’s like “Same”

The two of you would be in the bed all day

You’re hugging him and he’s playing with your hair

Neither of you wants to get up

It’s just..So good in there

If you have to get up

V will go with you

Hugging you tight

He’ll just let you go if you say to him

And you’ll do the same when he have to get up

Maybe you’ll make some hot chocolates

But you don’t feel cold anymore

Maybe his body temperature warms you up

It is because he’s hot? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m slowly becoming Seven

Zen

How could you be cold?

HE IS THERE

THE HOT MESS

Hell yeah

Ok, his presence is not making you feel hotter

This is not normal.

He’ll make hot chocolates, give you some blankets

But he doesn’t think all of this is enough

He knows what to do

HE JUST LITERALLY TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT

IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE

It’s so hot in here.

I think I will pass out

“It’s so sad that you’re already warm…I could just take off my pants if you’re cold”

“OH MAN, I’M COLD AGAIN”

I really hope you liked it 

I’M SO SORRY THAT I FORGOT ZEN

FORGIVE ME