#myausareoncrack

[amelia201]

SPN AU where everything's the same but holy water is actually lube

Don't worry, Dean's got a discount at the sex shop.

He changed holly water to lube after his dad went missing in S1.

He never explained it to Sam, but Sammy was to distraught to notice and then kinda rolled with it

In fact, Sam might not know the consistency of water

Demons know Dean is bi when he starts throwing lube at them

They are, however, severely distraught

When they go to their company mandated phaychiatric assesments in hell (where their appointments get rescheduled at the last moment after waiting in line for 5 hours, it is hell after all), they talk about how it makes them upset

"I just don't get why he would shame is like that! Is it because he is so repressed?"

Demons are all gay, that's why they are in hell

God is actually CW manifestation

Demons' phsyciatrist is actually Freud (also in hell)

He is like "guys,you need to get this guy to an appointment with me asap. Also, while you're upstairs, grab me a Dracula analysis through my POV"

First 3 seasons just demons trying to get Dean help

Dean goes to hell cause he actually got an appointment with Freud

Cas gets him out but not before a real breakthrough

First thing Dean says to Cas "hello there, pretty boy, my dick is huge, also who are you?"

Cas just stares at him, but pays the $978,876,899 co-pay

Hell is actually under America