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"I understand now..."
#arcane#arcane season 2#viktor arcane#viktor league of legends#viktor fanart#MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!#art wip
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CHASE SUI WONDERS via instagram
#chase sui wonders#csuiwondersedit#chasesuiwondersedit#mine.#chase sui wonders.#faceclaims.#iris ren.#maika slayter.#my wife!!!!!!!!!
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Did I draw her too boobily or not boobily enough....
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PHMY JOD LOOK!!! EVERYBODY STOP WHAT UOUR DOING ANF LOOKAT MY WIFE!!!!
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GET YOU A WIFE LIKE @hundo-p !!!! OH WAIT. YOU CANT. CAUSE SHES MINE.
im SCREAMINNNNGGGGGGGG
bABE I LOVE YOUUUUUU
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man of progress
#my art#arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#arcane fanart#jayce giopara#league of legends#jayce arcane#viktor arcane#viktor#noooo jayce slander. i stand with my cancelled wife!!!#digital art#clip studio paint
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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#free onlyfans#only f4ns#onlyf4nz#onlyfans model#onlyfans tease#onlyfansbabe#onlyfitgirls#onlyfrenz#onlyfanz#onlytease#sexy and beautiful#sexy chick#sexy curves#sexy pose#self love#sexy babygirl#sexy bikni#sexy ebony#slim and sexy#so hot and sexy#big tiddy wife#big tiddy committee#eat my pussy#lick my pussy#use my pussy#fill my pussy#artistic nude#nudephotography#art nude#nude photos
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"I never asked for this"
#ive forgiven my canceled wife he did good!!❤️🔥#arcane#arcane spoilers#jayce#viktor#mel#meljayvik#jayvik#art#arcane act 3#i loved jayces vision in the fire idk#they didnt HAVE to give us jayce imagining mel and also viktor wearing mels eyeshadow but they did.#arcane season 2#mel medarda#jayce talis#meljay
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#It's such a good stick my wife even agreed it was a good stick.#art#funny#meme#memes#lol#humor#haha#tiktok#artists on tumblr#dark academia#light academia
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"You just have to look closely."
#anyway how we're feeling with this last episode folks#my art#tadc#fanart#the amazing digital circus#art#i had been meaning to draw this comic for a while but never had the energy for it#i got a burst of inspiration from the episode#tadc fanart#tadc kinger#tadc queenie#kinger x queenie#tadc episode 3#tadc spoilers#kinger tadc#kinger#btw sorry for any gramatical mistakes english aint my first language my bad#comic#tadc comic#i don't know if kinger and his wife knew each other before the circus but going with the yes option just because
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my cat stopping me from petting her
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7 minutes in heaven
#hi saber this ones for you#my art#chilshi#chilchuck sandwich#dungeon meshi#happy pride month#whitbelle#senshi#chilchuck tims#THATS HIS WIFE I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE SPECIFYING THIS BTW!!!
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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.
#epic the musical#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#jorge rivera herrans#hermes#calypso#he really said ‘I love my hot wife’#and we stan him for that
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#sexy pose#huge titts#sexy chick#big tiddy baby#big tiddy committee#big tiddy gf#big tiddy wife#suck my tiddies#suckable nips#tease pic#so fucking hot#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#hot noods#curvy and cute#lovely breasts#perfect breast#wetgirl#wet and needy#wet and hot#only f4ns#onlyfanz#onlyf4nz
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