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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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oh so i was supposed to be normal about my wibe flaunting her gorgjiss knobby moose legs in front of me, no better than a victorian man, that was a thing i qas supposed to be normal about? yeah?

this is a view i have to behave like a respectable citizen about? this?

#you know what guys maybe golf isnt for losers #(it is for losers btw if that isnt clear)#my wibe and her awful trainers #fashion disaster but god if im not down bad for it #polos are sexy when the wind blows and gives you a peekaboo sight #you need to put a muzzle on me im gonna bite someone #i just think if men stop being pissbabies and put on a tennis skirt once in a while the world would be a better place #a nice white tennis skirt ya know with cute pleats #shes so tall i had to yell THAR SHE BLOWS when it panned up #she stretches on for miles (she is an edelritch horror being)#for no reason at all on the topic of tennis skirts how susceptible would mikksy be to learn the russian roulette dance #mikksy yearning does not get any fucking easier everyday he tests my limits

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