#my version that’s an amalgamation of scoffelees and whatever I’m feeling in the moment

[gaylittlewizardcat]

The results are in, and the winner is…

Mistoffelees! (he is an uncountable noun)

But why are there so many of him?

Thank you everyone who voted :] I had a lot of fun

(PS. The “secret other thing” is that Mistoffelees is the plural version, and the singular version would be “one Mistoffel”)