#my teachers banned me from taking apple seeds home and checked to see g i was trying to take them
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I think God or whatever fucked up when making me and meant to make me a bird but put me in a human body instead
#rambles#i mean if i were a bird my behavior would be the norm but me stopping in my tracks and going to investigate that shiny thing#i saw out the corner of my eye as a human person is weird#like i wanna know what it is like is it something i can take like a long forgotten lost charm or like a krispy rice wrapper?#like im about to find out#ps this happens often it's almost always a wrapper#stop littering so i can find actual lost treasures you heathens#also i pocket random rocks i see#as a kid i use to save woodchips and rocks from the play groud and seeds from apples#my mom hated it#my teachers banned me from taking apple seeds home and checked to see g i was trying to take them#recently ive decided to take a rock from places i go with random rocks around#i like collecting random stuff oof#i have a problem#on all levels except physical i am a bird
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