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A detective who regularly investigates weird and inventive murders decides to start a blog…
Unfortunately rather than writing about his job, he decides to write about his interests: a collection of the most boring subjects known to man.
#welcom to this#my stealth death in paradise post that anyone can enjoy#I know next to none of you watch death in paradise but this is genuinely a through line they have going right now and it fucking rules#my guy (a man with four friends) started this week’s episode complaining that only four people had read his blog#and by the end of the episode even his massively supportive friend group don’t seems to be able hack it anymore#because by the end of the episode being read by one lone fringe weirdo#Nevil I of all people love and support your autistic ass but more people will read your blog if you mention your work some times#that said I would quite like to know if he told the blog that the environmentally friendly mosquito repellent didn’t work#or if he’s pretending it did for the sake of his public image and the hope of getting brand sponsorship#death in paradise
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Another Tag Meme Monsterpost
I realize I’ve been tagged in a whole bunch of stuff lately, and I mostly haven’t been doing them because I haven’t been at my computer. I also wasn’t doing them because I’ve been in a funk lately, and we had a few bad days recently. Long story short, a co-worker died unexpectedly, we adopted a puppy who had aggression issues toward our dog and we agonized over our eventual decision to give her to a local rescue, I’ve been trying to find work in Washington so we can get out of SoCal, and my parents were over (that was awesome, it just kept me away from the computer).
So, let me start by tagging everyone who tagged me. I won’t be tagging anyone to do these memes, cause that would just be cruel and most all of them have been done to death.
@gugle1980, @ladydracarysao3, @galadrieljones, @kagetsukai, @aerismoon, @thevikingwoman, @princessvicky01, @inner-muse, @makers-breath, and @roguelioness. Thank you all for your tags, and sorry for the spam that is about to occur.
30 Random Things About Me Meme
Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 30 people.
Nickname: Red, Ginger, Ginge
Name: Amanda
Gender: Female
Star Sign: Scorpio
Height: 5′8″/173 cm
Time: 8:46 am
Birthday: October 30
Favorite Band: At this very moment, probably Fleet Foxes, but there are too many I love to pieces for that to be anything but momentary
Favorite Solo Artist: At this very moment, probably Andrew Bird, but there are too many I love to pieces for that to be anything but momentary
Song Stuck In My Head: Eivør - Trøllabundin
Last Movie I Watched: Dragnet
Last Show I Watched: Preacher
When Did I Create My Blog: Years ago, though I started posting in June 2016
What Do I Post: Cullen everything, fanfic, random musings...
Last Thing I Googled: 5′8″ in cm
Do You Have Other Blogs: I’m a mod for @cullen-in-command and I have an NSFW blog that you can ask me about if you want it
Do You Get Asks: Occasionally
Why Did You Choose This Blog Name: It’s my tag for pretty much everything
Blogs You Are Following: 195
Followers: 1,049
Favorite Colors: Rainbow, then blue then green
Average Hours of Sleep: 4-8
Lucky Number: 17
Instruments: Voice
What Am I Wearing: Blue slouch t-shirt and black yoga pants
How Many Blankets I Sleep With: 1
Dream Job: Video gam attorney
Dream Trip: Next? Belgium to The Netherlands to Germany to Denmark to Sweden
Favorite Food: Italian or Sushi
Nationality: 98.2% Ashkenazi Jew
Favorite Song Now: I will never, ever be able to answer this question
Kissing Meme
Rules: name 10 characters you would kiss, then tag people.
Cullen Rutherford - Dragon Age
Alistair Theirin - Dragon Age
Nathan Drake - Uncharted
Joel - The Last of Us
Shadow Moon - American Gods
Zeke Tilson - The Brink (You can replace this with Mad Sweeney from American Gods if you want. It’s still Pablo Schreiber.)
Solas - Dragon Age (mostly because I’m curious?)
Blackwall - Dragon Age
The Iron Bull - Dragon Age
Knight Captain Rylen/Professor Bram Kenric - Dragon Age (I cheated)
10 Songs I’ve Been Listening To
Links are on Spotify or YouTube
Fleet Foxes - On Another Ocean (January / June)
Fleet Foxes - Kept Woman
Eivør - Mjørkaflókar
Royksopp - Forsaken Cowboy
Ludovico Einaudi - Promessa
The Rapture - In the Grace of Your Love
alt-J - 3WW
Joshua Messick - Woodland Dance
Gorillaz feat. De La Soul - Momentz
Thomas Newman - Accidental Happiness (from the “Passengers” score)
10 Questions Meme (from @thevikingwoman and @galadrieljones)
1. Dream car?
Audi R8
2. Favorite animated movie?
Wall-E
3. Something you really want to learn to do?
Fly helicopters and speak every language
4. What is your eye color?
Hazel
5. A fanfic you wish someone else would write (any fandom)?
I don’t really have anything i wish someone else would write. I like to write my own ideas.
6. If you could undo one historical event, what would it be, and how would you think the world would be different.
I don’t believe in changing the past. The human race as a whole is incapable of learning unless it learns from its own mistakes.
7. When playing games, which class do you usually pick? Do you have a go-to class (mage/archer/healer/stealth/melee/etc)
I usually go with mages or something that can do long-rage damage, though if I’m clunky enough at a game, I usually pick something I can use to get up close and bash shit with.
8. Place you think everyone should visit, if they can?
The place they want to go most. Everyone is different, but everyone has someplace they’d like to go.
9. Video game character you would like to go drinking with?
I don’t drink, but I’d love to see the DA:I crew cut loose.
10. Favorite breakfast?
Eggs Benedict with Cheesy Hashbrowns
1. Favorite small town? Real or fictional.
Whitefish, Montana
2. Video game or DLC you’re most looking forward to right now? (sans DA4)
Besides DA4...ummm...The Last of Us 2
3. Favorite fictional world? (i.e.: Middle Earth, Thedas, etc.) Why?
Thedas, cause it’s beautiful and complex, and Cullen lives in it.
4. Where/what was the best cup of coffee you’ve ever had? If you don’t drink coffee, what’s the best meal you’ve ever head?
That’s a really hard question. I’ve had amazing steak in Paradise, California. I’ve had amazing fish n’ chips and king crab in Alaska. I’ve had amazing sushi in the Tsukiji Fish Market in Tokyo. I’ve had amazing food down the street and on the other side of the world. I just love food.
5. Where/when do you do your best daydreaming?
Whenever and wherever I’m supposed to be doing something else.
6. Favorite TV show right now?
This is also a super hard question. I love Game of Thrones, I really enjoyed the first seasons of American Gods, A Handmaid’s Tale, and Harlots, Insecure is a guilty pleasure...the list goes on and on.
7. Is your canon Inquisitor reluctant about their power, or do they embrace it full-force, or something in-between?
Something in-between.
8. What’s the best purchase you’ve ever made?
It might fall somewhere between my engagement ring (my husband and I split the cost) and my first law school book. Hopefully soon it’ll be a house.
9. Favorite or go-to clothing brand/designer/store?
Target. All day. It sounds silly, but they actually have really good quality, versatile clothes that I really like.
10. Are there any popular TV or video game character arcs that really bother you? How would you change them, if you could?
I get annoyed and bothered by a lot of characters, but I wouldn’t necessarily change them. They are who they were intended to be, and it’s not my place to say they are right or wrong.
15 Associations Meme: Belle
Rules: Repost and fill in the answers you most associate your character with to each question.
1. ANIMAL: Fox
2. COLOR(S): Rainbow
3. MONTH: October
4. SONG(S): The Maccabees - WWI Portraits (these lyrics aren’t the complete verse, and they’ll read a bit disjointed at the start and end)
A go-getter, go-getter You’re the best of all You’ve seen it four, five hundred times on repeat You’re like a leftover better than a ribbon-tied treat Narrow roads, never limit, never temper your speed And when the river froze solid you’re still swimming upstream You’d hold your own in the presence of pauper and a king Leave a singing bird silent, make a hummingbird sing You are a rope-a-doper coming back queen
5. NUMBER: 17
6. DAY OR NIGHT: Night
7. PLANT(S): Hydrangeas, Coniferous Trees
8. SMELL(S): Pears, Peaches, Lilies, Garlic/Basil/Oregano Trifecta
9. GEMSTONE: Opal
10. SEASON: Autumn
11. PLACE(S): Skyhold, The Emerald Graves (once she finally goes (if ever))
12. FOOD(S): Pasta and Sushi, but in Thedas, Roasted Duck or a Ham and Cheese Sandwich
13. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Scorpio
14. ELEMENT(S): Fire, Water
15. DRINK(S): Water, Fruit Juice
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