#my smuts just getting lazier and lazier oops

[theranskahovs]

Crimson *Sergei x Reader*

Warnings: period sex. more dirty talk than usual.

A/N: I should just change my url to “sergeimalikov” bc that’s all I ever write now 🤗 do you know how easily I could’ve wrote sergei getting his red wings you’re welcome I didn’t

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The warmth of Sergei’s hand on your lower back is soothing, especially when he massages in slow circles. Every few minutes he gets caught up in the show he’s watching and forgets what he’s doing, until he remembers and begins the movement again.

You let out a deep breath as another wave of cramps flows through you. Your fingers tighten their grip on Sergei’s shirt as you let it pass. From your position on the bed you can’t see the TV, but you don’t mind. You’ve wrapped your arms and legs around Sergei, with your face pressed into his neck. Just the thought of moving away from him is unappealing.

Sergei’s hand strokes over your hair absentmindedly, making you want to cuddle even closer to him if it were possible.

“It hurts so bad,” you groan, the sound muffled by his shirt.

“I know, kitten, I’m sorry.” You’ve taken painkillers but they refused to kick in, you were already overheated enough without a heating pad, and Sergei was doing his best but his hand on your back didn’t help that much.

“Have you ever tried sex to help with cramps?” He asks bluntly.

“No. Most guys are terrified of blood.”

“If I was scared of blood then I’m in the wrong business,” Sergei says with a chuckle. “Do you... want to try it, then?”

“Sure. It’s not like it’ll make it worse.” You move up so your faces are level as you give your verdict.

Sergei smiles, leaning in to kiss you and roll you over. “Wait, wait, wait, give me a minute.”

You hop off the bed, going to the bathroom. You grab a towel from the cabinet and peak your head back out to toss it to Sergei; you’re lucky you had a darker one that was clean. You head back into the bathroom, preparing yourself. You debate putting your pants back on but decide against it, knowing they’ll just get bloody anyway. While you’re at it you take off your shirt, it’ll make it easier.

You take a moment to pep talk yourself, reminding yourself you look sexy even if you don’t necessarily feel it. In all honesty you feel bloated and crampy, and those together don’t equal the highest confidence.

You emerge from the bathroom, hurrying to get on the towel. Even though there’s no way anything could be dripping out already you’re scared to stain the carpet.

“What?” you question as you position yourself on the towel. Sergei’s staring at you, making you wonder if there’s already a mess. You feel so vulnerable, and with your hormones a mess it almost makes a frustrated tear spring to your eye.

He grins at you, “You’re so gorgeous, angel.”

You smile sheepishly back as Sergei finishes stripping. Once he’s done you pull him down for a kiss, arms wrapping around his neck.

He hovers above you, and you’re glad he’s putting less of his weight on you than usual. Normally it’s a comforting presence, but your stomach is already in too much pain.

You pull back as he starts to pinch your nipple. “Be gentle, everything is sore.” He nods, pressing a kiss to where he pulled too hard.

He presses kisses all over your chest, hands heavy on your waist. Your fingers tangle in his hair, tugging slightly when he bites your neck. His tongue roves over the area he bit, soothing the sting.

Your nails drag down his chest as he kisses you again. It’s a slow and sensual kiss, not rushed but still just as passionate.

You reach down to stroke Sergei’s half-hard cock, enjoying the low groan he makes. In turn he licks his thumb and reaches between your bodies to play with your clit.

The sensations are heightened and it has you letting out a soft moan. His fingers slip further down and before you know it he’s sliding one in. “Sergei!” You gasp, half in shock and half in pleasure.

He adds another finger, and continues rubbing your clit. He sighs at how tight your grip on his cock is getting, bucking into your hand. Your thumb smears the precum around his red tip.

“Sergei, please,” you whine as his fingers hit your gspot, begging for even more.

“Ready, babygirl?” He grits out.

“Yes, daddy.” The feeling of being empty has your walls clenching around nothing as he pulls his fingers out. He spreads you open and teases your entrance with his dick.

You sit up on your elbows, “Don’t you want a condom?” You don’t think he’d want to get his dick bloody.

“Doesn’t make difference to me” he says with a shrug.

You nod, laying back down. He presses in slowly like you asked, slipping in easily from your arousal and the blood. Both of you moan once he’s fully in.

He grips your thighs, keeping your legs spread open. When you look down to watch his movements, you see red fingerprints on your thighs.

You flush at the sight, knowing by now blood must be all over the towel and on him. You feel so exposed. Somehow it’s the most intimate you’ve ever been together.

He fucks you slowly but intensely, and a rough thrust has you crying out and putting your hands on his chest.

He stops instantly. “What’s wrong? What is it?” His eyes are full of love as they search yours, hating that he hurt you.

“I think you hit my cervix, and it did not feel good.”

“Do you want to stop?”

That’s the last thing you want. “No, just- just don’t go that deep.” You laugh to yourself, thinking it’s probably the first and last time you’ll ever say that sentence.

He nods, pressing a kiss to your forehead. He moves down to your lips, and the kiss radiates ardor.

“Better?” Sergei asks after a while.

“Yes, so much.” Your legs wrap around his waist, pulling him closer.

He smirks down at you, “Guess my cock is just too big for you.”

You giggle, “Or my cervix is lower this week, but I’ll let you think whatever you want.”

“Oh?” He hums, challenging you to keep talking. If you weren’t feeling so bad he’d probably punish you for making such a comment.

“It’s too big for your pretty mouth, no? That’s why you always choke on it, right?” He angles his hips so he’s hitting your gspot, leaving you a moaning mess.

“Daddy asked you question, kitten.” His thumb presses harder on your clit, making your head spin.

“Mm- yes- your cock’s too big for me,” you grit out, barely able to form an understandable sentence. Your hips roll, desperate to meet his thrusts.

Sergei kisses along your jaw line, nipping at your bottom lip. Your fingers dig into his shoulders as you murmur, “Fuck.”

You’d have hoped you wouldn’t be able to think of the pain, but instead it turned into a dull ache. Still there, making you wince if you thought about it, but buried beneath the arousal you felt.

“You feel so perfect, princess,” Sergei groans into your ear. “Gonna make me cum.”

You smirk at the praise. His thrusts get sloppier as he nears the end. You’re not far behind, each circle of your clit sends a zap of electricity to your core. Each press of his dick against your gspot has your walls fluttering around him.

“C’mon baby, cum for daddy,” he encourages. You bite your lip, focusing on how amazing his length feels as each stroke stretches you out.

“Want me to fill your cute little pussy up? Have my cum drip down your legs?”

“Mmmhmm,” you moan out, the beginnings of your orgasm taking hold.

Everything happens so fast. Your clit is being rubbed at what feels like supersonic speed, and every thrust is hitting perfectly.

“Sergei!” You exclaim, before your body takes over, sending ripples of pleasure through you. Your walls tighten around Sergei, bringing his own release. He tightens his grip on your hips, moaning deeply.

He hovers above you, resting his forehead on yours as you both recover. You put your hands on both sides of his face, kissing all over.

He pulls out and rolls over onto his back next to you. You prop yourself up on your elbow, admiring how well the post-sex glow looks on him. You stare at the blood that’s on him, his hands (which by now you’re well used to) and his dick.

“Do you feel better?” He asks.

You nod, smiling back at him. “I need a shower now, though. Join me?”

He makes a sound of agreement, getting up and starting the water. You stay laying down for a moment, remembering the cramps you had before, and acknowledging the way they’re not piercing anymore. You make a mental reminder for next month.

[ro-roleplays]

◦ neptune + eoghan + name ◦

1/2 boys needed in poly plot

soo here i have my 21 years old neptune anderson, prob the trashiest guy u’ve ever met. tbh idk about his past yet but he’s ur laid-back sleazy drug addict who can’t go a day without smoking smth. he gets passive agressive when u mention his addiction but it’s hard to piss him off bc he’s rly chill about stuff. also he’s a huge tease and he picks on ppl bc it’s funny but he never rly means to offend them he’s just a lil obnoxious. aand he has no idea what his sexuality is lol. like he knows he’s into guys but for him it doesn’t matter if they’re trans or cis or non-binary or if there’s 1 or 2 of them, he’s just not into labels okk. 

aLRIGHT so i’m in need of 2 boys for a complicated poly relationship. they’re like the 2 most importnant ppl in neptune’s life and they’re the only one whose stupid nicknames he accepts. like if other ppl called him nep or neppy he’d punch them. he’s never been in a serious relationship before and he’s been sleeping around and stuff, but he stopped when he met boy a.

NB!! there r gonna be tons of smut threads okk. so pls u have to be okay w mature threads pls. and it’d be rly awesome if u were active!!

RESERVED!!

boy a - alright so lets call him boy a for now. boy a was a virgin around the time neptune met him about 3 years ago, and neptune was in fact the one who took his virginity. but for neptune, he was nothing but a good fuck, a warm mouth. but the more they spent time together, the more boy a felt like he needed neptune in his life. at first, it was complitely platonic. they were like best friends with benefits who acted like a couple in public and they both said ‘no we’re just friends’ to people like twice a day bc no one understood their weird relationship. eventually however they both agreed that they had feelings for each other and they started dating.

alright so boy a is bottom ur typical aesthetic lil flower boi. he’s the reason the 3 of them share their apartment with like 3 cats an 5 dogs and have paintings on their wall and cute lil vases and christmas lights around the house throughout the year. i wouldn’t be surprised if he was a blogger tho. i imagine him as a happy, shy lil boy and he’s prob the most optimistic one. it’s v easy to distract him tho and neptune and boy b always have fun by teasing and picking on boy a.

fc suggestions: troye sivan, dylan o’brien, niall horan, harry styles, asa butterfield, logan lerman, ashton irwin. and i imagine he’d be like 18-20 mb?? 

open!!

boy b - ok so the first time boy b and neptune saw each other (like about 1 year ago) there was this weird tension. he still doesn’t know if it was sexual tension or if they hated each other, but they didn’t get along at all. so they argued all the time but always ended up having hot angry make out sessions against a wall, and eventually they were having an affair that boy a knew nothing about. the thing is though that at the same time boy b was sleeping with boy a aswell, so basically both neptune and boy a were cheating on each other with boy b. but like, it came out and ofc they had a huge fight about it and boy a blamed neptune bc he started sleeping w boy b first and a week later boy b moved in and no one rly knows what’s going on between those 3 boys but they all kinda have feelings for each other but it’s weird and complicated but pls love them. 

alright so boy b is like a complete opposite to boy a?? he’s kinda similiar to neptune but he’s loud and obnoxious and def lazier than boy a?? like meanwhile boy a is making breakfast or baking smth boy b and neptune would be lazing around on the couch either making out or watching tv and yelling cooking tips from masterchef. and he’s most likely to get jealous when he sees neptune and boy a doing smth without them and i see that being kind of a problem?? for the sake of drama oops and he’s a top in bed oops . basically he’s the cockiest one and he’s like the most possessive/protective one. he rly cares about his bbies okk.

fc suggestions: cody christian, stephen james, , jack falahee, calum hood, michael clifford, liam hemsworth, zayn malik. aand i feel like he’d either be the same age as neptune or older?? like 22-25 mb?