#my skrunkly wet kitten

[livelaughlovelams]

I'm back. At the time I was like "TINNY BEAR LOOK AT HIM"

But now that I'm reading this again, heck.

First of all, lemme just say, the poses, GUH. I kinda stan this whole thing. The top right? MM. The hand on chest later? MMM. But that isn't what this is about.

"Maybe it was an escape from his own troubles" EXCUSE ME!? PHILOSOPHER!? And when you know how many troubles he really did have, wow. This is truly a thing to ponder. This is honestly one to discuss.

Wanna hear something shocking?

I,

OUT OF ALL PEOPLE,

HAVENT READ WASHINGTON'S GAY GENERAL.

I just got my hands on it and will update!!!!

(also when I typed will, the two autocorrect options were William and Wilhelm, so Yuh. I am so proud of myself teehee.)

[anrisimps]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YE MUO IS GOING TO MEET DADDY DEAREST FINALLY AKSJSJDHSHHSHEHE

[getosbf]

Manga Sherlock is a thousand times more beautiful gorgeous majestic than Anime Sherlock, Anime Sherlock is a handsome detective but Manga Sherlock is my son my skrunkly my sopping wet kitten the mother of my children that I would forfeit all my mortal possessions to. This

Is good but THIS

Makes me want to scream into my pillow at 3am JUST LOOK AT HOW ETHEREAL HE IS

[esmeraldablazingsky]

Furina for the character asks?

How I feel about this character

She’s my everything, my wet kitten skrunkly blorbo, I didnt wish for the better part of a year and got her C5 and plan to go for at least C6 R1 in the future, I have so many wips about her and I am ready at any time to cry about her. I knew I was going to like her going into Fontaine but I wasn’t prepared for just how much she was going to consume my mind and heart

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Mostly Neuvillette, but I also have a soft spot for Clorinde and Wriothesley (I can explain I swear LOL just take my word for it for now tho, this post is about Furina herself)

I think there’s lots of fun dynamics to be had, but whatever nvfr slow burn mutual pining strangers to partners to ??? thing mihoyo put on my screen during the Fontaine AQ is simply too peak.

My non-romantic OTP for this character

All of the above, and also the other archons are fun! I’m particularly amused/intrigued by interactions with Zhongli just bc I love them both dearly and also they can talk about dragon sovereigns :>

My unpopular opinion about this character

I get hives when people act like she’s a child

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon

Still wondering why no one apologized to Furina for the whole trial thing. Like. WHAT

[lovely-english-rose]

Demyx for the character ask, please!

First impression

wow that was???? SO long ago now, days was my first kh so i probably had a different first impression than most lol i thought he seemed pretty neat! and wanted to see more of him

Impression now

he is my skrunkly. my sad little meow meow. pathetic, sopping wet kitten (affectionate). i still want to see more of him (backstory WHEN nomura??)! and i still want to carry him around everywhere in a lil purse. in days i was so sad i couldnt just take him with me everywhere 😭

Favorite moment

every demyx moment is iconic honestly 👌😩 i do still enjoy the scene of him running tf away from hades and sora just being like ❔❓❔❓

Idea for a story

i would LOVE for demyx to get to explore atlantica! i mean come on its a world in water, his domain! and not to mention the music! i feel like he would absolutely love it there, he would be thriving

Unpopular opinion

i dont care for shipping him with zexion. i just dont get it man. shrugs loudly.

Favorite relationship

obviously xiggy- they are friends. besties even. to me 💗 he is one of few (literally like 2) other organization members that seem to get along with him. i enjoy and feast on the scraps of them hanging out together in the evil break room™

Favorite headcanon

well the whole reason he joined the organization was to make friends, so i like to believe he would become friends with more members 🥺 like luxord and xaldin for example, i feel like he could get along with them. maybe even vexen tbh? 🤔

[izukuer]

i wanna save alaska mikey from the narrative so bad :( my blorbo my skrunkly my little meow meow my drenched puppydog my abandoned on the side of the road dripping wet kitten :(

WAIT... glances at my ocs... maybe i COULD save him from the narrative...

[walnutcookie]

i dare u to elaborate on the walnut hollyberry idea. no pressure !

okay so . this causes plotholes in my fanon and im still trying to find a way to patch it so im still not sure if ots canon but i think its so funny so its at least a concept

walnut doesnt know much about phantom bleu BUT she discovered that they used to live in the hollyberry kingdom . (the blue cheese manor which burned down but she doesnt know that)

so she has the genius idea to sneak away and go run off without her dads knowledge and consent and . She may not have money but she has an adorable face !!!! (literally in her story it says shes too cute and polite to say no to so people let her do shit) so she asks for a train ride to the hb kingdom and probably gets a free juice box too

she gets to the hollyberry kingdom and her 12 year old brain realizes . Oh shit. i just ran away from my dad who is now miles away to tjis unknown place. i came to find out more about phantom bleu but i dont even know where to startttt. so shes kinda scared. Big kingdom. she doesnt even know where to start looking (and the manor is destroyed anyways so its not like she would have found it)

then one of the kingdom guards pick her up by the scruff like a kitten and go Oh my god. A tinspney. Hey dude look at this. Holy shit that is a tinspney. We need to share this joy. And she gets passed around the castle until she ends up in hollyberrys arms and shes like Good Lird shes a tiny. A skroinkle indeed good work guards. and then walnut tells her a bit about herself and when she mentions her dad hollyberry is like YOURE GARFIELDS KID ⁉️

she calls walnut garfield jr and designates a whole room in the castle to her (decorated nicely and kept clean and nice) and she basically runs around with knight and princess (with wildberey watching them) and explores the hollyberry kingdom and falls in the canals 103846 times (thry pull her out by the scruff like a wet kitten) and she finds out about her grandparents pure vanilla and hazelnut Woaahahaa!!!

meanwhilr almond is having a FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!!! walnut is gone for DAYS and then one day he turns on the news and fucking Host cookie is there with walnt by their side talking about this skrunkly that showed up in the hollyberry kingdom and hes like WHAT TGE FUCK. MY FAUGJIGN DAUGSHER HOW FID SHE DGET THERE WHY IS SHE WITH MY STEPMOM (love u polyancients) WHAT THE FUCKOJG HELL

still debating on if she gets to meet pv and dc and gc but no matter what she gets to hear EVERYTHING from hollyberry and her mind is BLOWN . she is PURE VANILLAS GRANDDAUGHTER ? THE PURE VANILLA? QND HER DAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NAMED GARFIELD?

anyesyd she gets home in one piece (surprisingly) either from almond driving all the way there and likely breaking 100 traffic laws while hes at it or golden cheese drops her off at his doorstep. or hollyberry finds another way of transportation for her.

and she decides not to mention anything about pure vanilla/hazelnut to her dad otherwise he would have a second heart attack . <3

[commaclear]

*kicks feet and smiles like the cheshire cat*

ive officialy become atatched beyond repair too atwg!wilbur. its too late comma hes my skrunkly evil blorbo and i love him dearly. he is mine, ive snatched him and gobbled him up.

anyways i am obbsessed and this obbsesion will only continue too grow, the same goes for atwg!quackity he is such an idiot and i love him. man i love the pathetic sad wet kitten wilbur from htid but evil little shit wilbur is soooo entertaining. hes a stalker, hes on drugs, hes gay, hes going too eat your firstborn*.

oh also fun fact: i have a austrailian/american/secret-third-thing nobod-can-name-but-everyone-hears-vaugly-european accent due too an unfortunate seris of events***

*not in a vore way, in a oooh shiny way.

**again, not in a vore way, in a rumpelstiltskin way

***not the tv show, just a strange life

-ÆÆ anon

Bro saaaame, I'm so fucking obsessed with atwg!Wilbur, he's my special little guy and I love him despite his many crimes

Fun fact, that means you kinda have an accent similar to htid!Fundy who is british?/floridian?/something else

[sergeantsporks]

How dare you call my son MY SON "pathetic"

He IS, though. He's a sopping wet kitten. He's a pathetic lil skrunkly <3

[livelaughlovelams]

*crawling into your inbox again hehe*

more Duponceau from Washington's gay general??

pleaspleaspelaspleapsleapsleapslepalspelapsleaseplease he is the silliest he is ben franklin with the key and the kite DUPONCEAU DOESN'T GET TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH

plus he looks so pretty in the artstyle hehe

HAIL YUH OMG ID BE HONORRDDD

YUSSSS

OKAY I LITERALLY FOLDED EVERY DUPONCEAU PAGE AAAAA

Okay yayayay

In order:

silly bOi and azor shivering in the corner

Tired silly boi

SILLY BOI BIOGRAPHYY?!?!?

(chokes and collapses)

I SHALL RETURN WITH MORE PWETYY BOI...

Later

✨vanishes like the fine morning mist✨

[dj-of-the-coven]

Obligatory twewy for the fandom ask game

thank you for indulging me lol

Blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): This one has to go to Beat, like I think I just legally would not be able to defend myself against the blorbo allegations. He's my everything. I think about him every day. He's the older brother I want and the positive role model I wish I had. I wake up in a cold sweat every morning thinking of new ways to put him through emotional torment. My one and only dream is to beat him in a wrestling match. It is one of my core emotional needs now to make sure at least one person is lovingly holding his hand at all times.

Skrunkly (character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): This one is a tie between Neku and Rhyme. I like Neku more for the obvious reason that he has like a shit ton of screen time in game 1, but I also ADORE Rhyme so much. I'm a twin who gets along really well with my brother, so all the sibling stuff hits me right in the feels 🥺. Plus I also really love programming so like, same hat!! Anyway I also have a ton of fun making Neku out to be way more emo than he probably is bc I had a hilarious edgy phase in middle school and he makes me want to give him my MCR vinyls and watch him freak out about the limited edition record patterns. Plus... oh my god his friendships with Shiki and Beat are so fucking heartwarming. Literally trying not to cry thinking about it.

Scrimblo Bimblo (underappreciated fave): Hear me out---Rindo. He's the main character of neo twewy and yet he gets so little love. What an adorable, anxious little dude. I'd put Fret in this category too, but I don't want to double up in too many places or I'm just gonna hit the whole cast at some point.

Glup Shitto (background fave): I have a number of shopkeeps that I'm fond of bc I frequented the stores so much but honestly none of them come close to the Don!! Love that eccentric chef man. Didn't matter where I was on the map, I'd always drag the gang back to his shop in both games when it was time to eat.

Poor little meow meow ("unproblematic" fave): Shoka, definitely. She was left in a wet cardboard box all alone and I want to pick her up, dry her off, park her in front of a heat lamp and give her little forehead kisses like with a kitten. Yes I'm aware she's a war criminal so what

Horse Plinko (character I would torture for fun): Look in my eyes and tell me you're surprised it's Joshua. Look at me. He's so fucking kickable. Even disabled and retired from wrestling I wish I could put him in a barbed wire chokehold and make him scream mercy. In an affectionate way, to an extent, but yes. I would LOVE to strategically break each of his bones

Eeby Deeby (character I would send to superhell): Lol probably Kubo. Do you know how hard I laughed when Hazuki fucking vaporized his ass

[marias-wonderland]

hey thats me 

Having moment where I think so hard about fictional character but there is no new content and I don’t feel like doing anything so I am just sitting here vibrating at maximum speed rotating said character in my mind

^Visual representation

[clems-grove]

Tehee I love my brother they r so skrunkly meeple morp ^_^ wet kitten I find on the side of the road. My little medical issue

[livelaughlovelams]

I-I tried to keep mysekf secret… but you found me. You’ve found my tumblr.

I looked down into my hands. My rough, pale, once beautiful hands. Nothing had been the same. My own wet tears of despair soaked the grass, my face marred and contorted with emotion.

"could... Could it truly be..."

My voice a mere sough, a mere susurrus.

"P-Pookie?"

[livelaughlovelams]

haha today I found out about this silly lil thing called Washingclark and I am in love and invested and Jon is my new SKRUNKLY wet kitten.

(I think I spelled that right???)

@binch-i-might-be

[livelaughlovelams]

OMG PRETTY BOY

LOOK WHO IT ISSSS OMGGGG

Wanna hear something shocking?

I,

OUT OF ALL PEOPLE,

HAVENT READ WASHINGTON'S GAY GENERAL.

I just got my hands on it and will update!!!!

(also when I typed will, the two autocorrect options were William and Wilhelm, so Yuh. I am so proud of myself teehee.)