#my secret box of (uncompleted wip) shame DOES exist and has been seen by dozens if not hundreds of people

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Do you have some funny goblin headcannons? Bc I love the green cats (like a pet) they be the skrunkly ajajkekwjwsjjw they are absolute brainrot for me rn

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Hello, honestly I don't know if my headcanons about the ToA goblins are funny or not but they are as follows;

They're totally capable of speaking trollish and english (and other languages) but simply chose not to out of spite because everyone is so shit to them.

Unionised.

They are the product of what happens when magic meets slimemould, which is how they stay together in A Shape despite not having any bones and basically being muppets filled with upsettingly viscous organic materials.

They reproduce asexually, you know that green gloopy mess they're seen in on the ceilings in the show? That's how they replenish their numbers every day, and why they look like clones of each other, because they essentially are. They hang onto the ceiling, liquefy, glorp around for a bit and divide each cell, regrouping into new bodies when they're done.

Note that little to none of this is canonical to the franchise, just a small group of theories about how they work based on my interpretation of how they're presented.