#my productivity when i should be studying📈📈📈📈📈

[pelideswhore]

achilles’ issues come from having too many fathers, neoptolemus’ issues come from having none. hope this clears things up.

[chubbygrape]

Store: A case study 🔪🖤

Have such a love for the eldritch so Store and his little butchery thing are fascinating to me, like i love this awkward pool toy looking bird so much and I've decided to make it everyones problem with this shitpost

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Anyone too lazy to read all that tho, heres a quick summary of all points below that paint the picture of who Store really is:

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A businessman 👨‍💼📈

Concerned greatly about the future of his establishment < takes an active approach by engaging in production and release of new products. 💡

Monopoly: market forces are irrelevant < sole seller < niche market < great profits 💹

Great Marketing Skills < Utilises marketing techniques 🗂

Is a TV celebrity 🎥⭐️

Has a Phd 🎓

Loves Boss ❤️

Great hygiene 🫧🧼

Supports native fauna and flora 🌷🦇

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now lets get into it -

Inside his Butchery :

I literally love how he has just chucked all the devil meat into a literal bookshelf, like no fridge, no glass case, no nothing , just straight into the shelves.

But then i also noticed the sign at the top which translates to 'Old Meat' apparently , which made it even funnier to me like anything not fresh he just shoved right in there and thats just how you run an institute at the end of the day

2. We got some unintelligible posters, like what are those?? I kept squinting and turning the screen upside down, could literally not tell whatsover

3. Speaking of posters though, in a bonus curse the posters were replaced with a Chidaruma picture and honestly thats the cutest thing ever , big 'i love my boss' energy.

But I need to know the specifics now like was Chidaruma handing pictures, like where did Store get that pic from?

4. At another point also, after Asu was butchered, we had a new posted hand written talking about fresh meat?

So Store can write now??? Is my manic angel bird demon educated? its giving phd

5. Lastly on the point of posters, Store is out there promoting sales - a whole 20% off, he is running a business!!!

6. We got a little ottoman chair, dont want the waiting customer to be standing and getting tired ofc

7. Those horn like things that are all over Hell are also hanging from the ceiling and thats confusing to me cause like was this an active decor decision?

cause i know damn well it didnt come with the property - unless theyre like a sort of flora or fungus idk

[not even going to comment on the bats]

8. Hanging helps tenderise the meat, and its a common practice where butchers will hang the animal bodies in fridges and freezers and whatnot, but have you also considered you can just hang it in the middle of your shop, right in the open, over the customer's head?

9. Are these bones??

10. mysterious liquid jars??? (its blood isnt it)

11. A sink with some soap, we love hygiene ❤️ - An a kettle cause why not we know store likes tea

12. But then on the topic of meat, you also have sausages at a certain point - And im 99% sure Store only deals in Devil Meat (talk about niche market) , so hes just flat out making devil sausages?

Which actually not surprising - his pie chart literally shows how hes working on new releases, I mean we got a mince meat version now! ++ the Niku Strong K that helps with hair loss!

13. Big of him to be worried about keeping devil meat fresh when hes out there storing meat uncovered in room temperature but im not judging

14. Expandable areas -- There's extra rooms to the butchery we havent been shown and now I have to be mad and wonder cause how does this thing live!!!! I need to know!

My guess: guessing he has like an actual meat prep room, plus if hes mincing and making sausages sure he should have a space for that -- I think he also lives there (?) so guessing another extra room could be his room.

15. Extra: Store in a tshirt and a bib - love.

Outside the Butchery :

All these trash bags must be waste, but now I wonder who collects the trash? Does Hell has its own trash collection system?

Also is that a satellite?? Store watches TV? good for him. Actually no surprise there since he has his own channel he stars in (celebrity ⭐️)

Anyways 10/10 , he's doing a great job

Final author note: You know in retrospect, if i was one of the strongest beings in existence that could kill Devils and was the only one thus handlind Devil meat thats so essential to the lifecyle of devils, I also wouldnt give a fuck and a chuck all the meat raw in the shelves - either take it and pay up or leave it , idc

[pixcldust]

STUDY DATES

ft. akaashi keiji, oikawa tooru, tsukishima kei

with | gn! reader

warnings | some swear words

a/n | self-indulgent headcanons because school is a massive headache mwah stay safe and drink lots of water babes.

AKAASHI KEIJI

one of those fuckers who can AFFORD to continue practicing volleyball constantly bc he's been studying and paying attention the whole year

so smart. so wise and responsible and logical.

will 100% be okay with tutoring you!! tbh might even suggest it when he sees you struggling

so so so patient and will put up with all your questions

yes even ur stupid ones

don't expect any romantic or sexy times.

str8 up focused on explaining concepts to you

"y/n, let go of my arm, you don't even know the different hydrocarbons yet."

ffs

watch your grades improve tho bc this man is so damn good at explaining things

idc if you're an F student or an A* student

your grades are gonna go 📈

plus if his exams end earlier than yours that day, he'll wait outside for you

leaning on the pillar with his phone out and his glasses on

PRETTY SETTER PRESIDENT REPRESENT

the personification of the dark academia aesthetic

it doesn’t really matter whether you feel like you screwed up the exam or did well bc akaashi will be there to comfort you or celebrate with you

he’s just SUCH a sweetheart HHHHHH

need me an akaashi rn 😔✊

OIKAWA TOORU

not bad, but not a straight A* student yk

ngl he looks like he'd be just okay at studies

like yeah my man is determined and smart and hardworking but he's seriously focused on vb

but he's whipped for you so ofc it'll happen

y'all are way too easily distracted LMAO

when you suggest a study date, he's like "ehhhhhh???"

you: *trying to understand how tf integration works*

oikawa: the sky is so blue and pretty today 🥰

you: yo ur right!! we should plan a picnic!!!

here's a pro tip: don't study near a window or in a cafe on your study dates

i think you'd have to have iwaizumi with you guys to ensure both of you actually study

but when oikawa is in a determined mood tho,,,

he'd be Big Brain asf no arguments taken

if he really wants something, he can achieve it

he's ✨perfect✨ like that

so good study dates would be really productive

in a you-help-each-other way

plus he thinks you’re cute as hell when you concentrate

we stan a couple who brings out the best in each other

one of those people who always want to go out after exams

yk

"ahh y/n let’s go eat cake to celebrate finishing the maths paper!!"

"tooru, baby, we still have exams tomorrow."

he'd be a bomb ass tutor lbr

TSUKISHIMA KEI

the OG Tutor himself

the hard part is convincing him to teach you

"hey tsukki, could you help me le–"

"🤢🥱🤨 no"

and you're like "how tf did you say that out loud??"

it takes a lot of bribery and kisses and yamaguchi's help

but if you do convince him then prepare to wORk

like you have to listen well when he’s explaining a concept or problem to you

no nonsense kinda guy

but also-

i see him as a quiet romantic (no, i don't take criticism) so maybe he'd give you a quick kiss when you get something right

but he'd be embarrassed if you asked him for more HAHAHAHHAHA nerd

the kind of guy who'd whack your head with a bottle of fruit juice when you're too stressed

"don't let this stress you out so much, idiot."

before giving it to you

oof simp 💘

if you do well in your exams, tsukki's gonna take some of the credit

"I GOT AN A"

"–because of me."

yes tsukki, okAy boo, whatever you say 🙄

jk we're all whipped for this mean boy

don’t even lie