#my poor fucking cat wondering why ive left him for no reason at 10pm when he is trying to go to sleep | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

jattendschaton · 22 days ago

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Locked myself out of my apartment today!! Amazing!!! I want to eat gravel!! Question: what can I do as a thank you to my neighbor for letting me use his phone and being nice to me while we waited for thirty minutes for someone to let me back in? That feels like a very particular kind of thank you

#bean talks #bean’s sarcastically exciting life #we just got new locks that automatically go behind you #and i’m not used to them yet!! i have only ever lived in places where you needed to manually lock doors!#and I was putting candy outside my door for halloween tomorrow #and WHOOPS it closed behind me #have you ever seen a dumber person!!!#my poor fucking cat wondering why ive left him for no reason at 10pm when he is trying to go to sleep #anyway i need to do something nice for my neighbors #he literally even put on netflix for me because i must have seemed close to tears #he was working but his wife was literally already asleep #i felt so bad but he was so nice and they deserve a special thank you

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