#my phone is gonna die and its almost 3am oh my god.

[ghostorbz]

Obsessed with the idea Johnny is Professor Membranes estranged brother

[shane-madej-said-chill]

Jesus said chill

Ask:  𝐡𝐢 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 ! 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 ? 𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐲/𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲/𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞���. 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝‘𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐠 ? 𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐭‘𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭‘𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐲/𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 !!!

Genre: Fluff

Shane and Ryan stood in front of the camera explaining the episode today, which was the Hannah Williams house call. Ryan, of course, wanted you to tag along because it was their first ever house call. The actual reason was because he was scared to go alone. Shane wasn’t much help as always, scaring both Y/n and Ryan every two seconds. 

Y/n looks around, inspecting the house from the outside. It was a normal looking house but there was something off about it. She notices something moving out of the corner of her eye and almost freaks out but quickly realises its just someone from the film crew. it was gonna be a long night.

The rest of the ‘ghost hunt’ goes by excruciatingly slow for Y/n, jumping at every random noise. In her defense there were a lot of those.

“Y/n? Are you okay?” Ryan looked over at her, seeing her scared expression. Y/n quickly composes herself, she had to be strong for Ryan. if she freaks out, he’ll freak out and then they’ll never hear the end of it from Shane. 

She passes him a smile that almost makes Ryan’s heart stop. ”I’m fine Ryan. Are you okay?” god she’s so beautiful, his brain literally screams at him. 

“Not so good if I’m being honest” He scratches the back of his neck, smiling at her. 

“Aww Ryan, come ‘ere” Y/n pulls him into one of her infamous hugs, her arms wrapped around his neck while his make their way to her waist and he nuzzles her hair. She smelled divine as always. Before he could say anything, Shane and AJ come out of the other room.

“Alright lovebirds, break it up its ghost busting time.” The tall man yells, pulling them apart.

“I thought you didnt believe in ghosts, Shane.” Y/n calls out to him over Ryan’s annoyed groaning.

“I don’t, it just sounded better.” 

                                         --------------------------

After some very long hours and some demonic screeching from Shane. It was time to sleep. Oh how she was dreading this part. Sleeping alone in a haunted house was not something she wanted to do but she didn’t say much.

“Are you sure you’ll be okay, Y/n?” Ryan’s worried face popped into the room making her laugh.

“Yeah Ry, I’ll be fine. I’m a big girl” Ryan smiled at the nickname.

“Okay, yell if you need me.” He placed a kiss on her head and walked away leaving her to silently swoon, if only he knew.

Remember how she said she would be fine? Well she lied. The quiet around her made every little sound stand out to her.

3 am, the time on her phone was exactly 3am when she heard it. Something fell over in the closet. She stopped scrolling through her instagram and waited, maybe it just her mind playing tricks on her. But then she heard the footsteps and bolted.

Ryan was fast asleep in his sleeping bag. He had fallen asleep only half an hour ago, the sounds keeping him awake until he passed out from exhaustion.

Y/n shuffled into the room and made a beeline for Ryan. She was trying to figure out how to wake him, whispering his name quietly. Ryan woke up and yelled, thinking it was a demon finally coming for him.

“Oh sweet Jesus I don’t wanna die please.” He scooted far away from her.

if she wasn’t scared shitless, she would have laughed. “Ryan, its just me.” She reached out and pulled his hand away from his eyes.

“Y/N?” She nodded. “Oh my god you scared me half to death, what’s wrong?” He scanned her face, she looked pale.

“Do you mind if i sleep here with you? I’m scared.” She looked around skeptically, like she was waiting for something to jump out.

“Oh yeah of course. Come on” With that she got up from her spot on the floor, Probably to get her sleeping bag.

Ryan grabbed her hand, “Hey you can sleep in mine, I’ll go get yours” Y/n shook her head, “I’m not letting you go back alone Y/n”

“Fine, I’ll just sleep next to you in yours” Thankful for the dark, Ryan nodded, his cheeks red.

She slid in to the sleeping bag getting as close to him as possible. His arms wrapped around her, luring her to sleep.

“I love you, Y/n” was the last thing she heard before falling asleep.

What Ryan didn’t know, was that she had heard him. 

@datrie

[ivorysoapshavings]

Matching (Kenma x reader)

You were up late overthinking about life when you came to the conclusion that dying your hair would solve your problems (or at least cover them up). You grab your keys and head out the door to grab what you needed for this midnight adventure

You were practically buzzing as you stepped out of your car and into the Drugstore parking lot. You’re nervous and exited energy mixing together creating this weir anticipation. ‘Should I actually do this, this is probably a disastrous idea,” you worried to yourself. Just as soon as the wave of doubt came it vanished “no,” you muttered to yourself “you want this you will have it, it will look great,” Without another doubt you waltzed straight into your local drugstore, heading straight for the hair isle. One you were there you grabbed bleach for your hair, a box of bright almost highlighter orange hair die, some gloves, and an applicator. You quickly paid for your items and left the store way too excited for this. But a realization dawned on you as you sat down in your car ready to drive back home ‘I have no idea how the fuck I am supposed to go about doing this.’ the most you have ever done with your hair is style it; also those videos of peoples hair falling out because they did something wrong kind of terrified you.

You sat in your car for a good thirty minutes contemplating how you should do this, if you should do this. Those fears of people hating it, having to shave your head, people staring at you almost made you want to throw the dye away and never think about it again. ‘I’ll just call Kenma and see what he thinks’ you thought to yourself

“Oh my god, Kenma!” you shouted face palming “I’m an idiot,” you grabbed your phone to text Kenma,

You: b there in 5 b ready😼😽

Ken🕺🕺: u in trouble or 3am impulsive decision

You: 3am impulsive decision that's going to get me in trouble

Ken🕺🕺: k doors unlocked

You put your phone down and go to start your car all the nervous energy now gone replaced with excitement.

You hop out of your car almost forgetting to grab the bag with the dye and make your way into the apartment building, taking the all to familiar path to Kenmas apartment. After taking a few flights of stairs you reached his door. Quickly you went inside eager to get started. You went straight to his office turned gaming/streaming room knowing thats where he would be. You opened the door to him surprisingly streaming.

“I thought you didn’t stream past 2am,” you said confused

“Well hello to you too,” he said sarcastically pausing his game to face you, “and I couldn't sleep and I was bored,”

“Cool mind if I join,” you tossed the bag full of dye in Kenmas direction and turned to pull up a chair to sit next to him. You heard a small chuckle as he searched the bag you tossed at him.

“Not at all, all though your text makes sense now,” he looked at you smirking as you placed your chair next to him. You just smiled and faced his monitors, one with raft pulled up and the other with chat and all the stream settings.

You waved “hey guys I’m back interrupting stream again,”

Kenma chuckled “ for those that are new here this is (y/n), my frie-,”

“Favorite bestest friend ever,” you interrupted proudly

“Acquaintance,” he finished.

You turned and pouted at him, “mean”

“Anyways,” he turned back to his stream “we are having an unplanned break from the game, because this thing,” he gestured at me, “Is incapable of dying their hair and wants me to do it.” you stuck your tongue out at him and her returned the gesture. He grabbed the bag again laying everything out on the table. He picked up the bleach you got and made a disgusted face and tossed it back into the shopping bag.

“We’re using my bleach, that shit you got’ll destroy your hair,” he said getting up and leaving the room. ‘Thank God I didn’t decide to do this myself’ you mentaly sighed. Kenma came back caring the bleach, a bowl to put it in, and a towel to protect my clothes. He walked behind me and layed the towel around my neck.

“That towel looks like its been through hell and back,” you said, it was frayed and torn with lightened areas where you could tell bleach had been spilled with some color splotches here and there.

“Still works so I’ll still use it,” Kenma shrugged putting gloves on getting ready to start the dying process. He put some bleach in a bowl and instructed me to lean my head back, then started applying the bleach. ‘To late to turn back now’ you said to yourself.

After applying all the bleach Kenma sat back down taking his gloves off and setting a timer. For the duration of the timer you just sat together and answered questions that popped up in chat and argued over who is the best mario cart character which is of course shy guy. But Kenma would not have that. After the timer had finished you went to go rinse the bleach out. Once you had gone and washed the bleach out and towel dried your hair it was time to put in the actual color. While waiting for the color you guys decided to play Mario cart to prove which character was the best, after a coupe of rounds it was nearing the end of stream so you decided to raise the stakes.

“Hey Kenma,” you sung

“Yes?” he replied knowing you had something planed

“If I win this round you have to dye your hair orange too, if you win I’ll take you to get that new game you wanted,” he grew a devilish grin on his face

“You're gonna regret doing this,”

You won. So a couple hours later it was around 4 am and you both had annoyingly orange hair. Kenma had ended stream saying he would post a picture of his hair on instagram, so now you guys were just lounging on Kenmas sofa.

“I still have no fucking clue how you won that,” kenma sulked

“Because shy guy is superior,” you retorted. Kenma gave you a glare that would have looked way worse if not for his bright fluffy orange hair. “OH,” you shouted with a sudden idea “we need to show this to Shouyou,” Kenma suddenly lit up from his sulky mood

“For once you’re right about something,” you just sighed and opened the snapchat app on your phone. You guys snapped a photo and sent it to Shouyou with the caption ‘triplets’. Shouyou responded so fast he could probably be a world record holder. It was a blurry picture of his face with the caption ‘OMG OMG OMG I’M COMING OVER RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO TAKE PICTURES TOGETHER’

You and Kenma never ended up sleeping instead taking pictures together with all three of you and posting them all over social media per Shouyous request.

[imagines-mha]

class 1-B and night routines

Monoma: if monoma doesn’t annoy at least 2 people per night he simply will not sleep. Wears the comfiest pyjamas- like a 100% cotton top and plaid pj bottoms and everyones so fuckin jealous. He tells everyone he has a 16 step self-care routine he does every night but he really just brushes his teeth and then sits on his phone for like 2 hours? Ike what do you GET out of lying??? 

Tetsutetsu: he thinks going to bed after 11pm is criminal. Literally doesn’t understand the cryptidcrew™️ who DONT MF SLEEP. Works out before bed which is 👌🏻👌🏻 OOF. Aw hes the type of friend to make everyone tea and toast and send them asmr videos if they cant sleep i love him. He usually spends his night dancing around with pony and working off all his ENERGY

Kendo: “yall im turning into bed i’m too tired for this shit” “kendo it’s 7pm”

My girl will retire to her room as early as she can (usually with the rest of the girls) and she just RELAXES. Like self-care to the max: paints her nails, watches tv, plans her tomorrow, showers. She’s usually asleep at 10pm and wakes up the next morning full energy I want what she has

Awase: he has the WORST sleep schedule like fr. Literally sits up on tiktok until 3am and he’s just like “oh shit i’m up at 7…” *continues scrolling* like bro GET UR ASS TO BED U HAVE TRAINING AT 6AM. His night routine ain’t anything special- he sleeps in sweats and always keeps his window open (although someone told him about banshees once and now hes lowkey terrified lmao)

Kaibara- the type to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up at 4 in the morning to find tsuburaba in the kitchen eating a full course meal and he just SIGHS and goes up to bed in the worst mood bc why tf are his friends so WEIRD. Likes to watch the stars and edit pictures before he sleeps- its so therapeutic to him and also productive so he’s winning

Rin- he drinks coffee every night after midnight and then goes “oh my fuck shit i just drank coffee why am i like this” like congrats u fuckin dumbass now u ain’t gonna sleep. And he never fuckin learns. Always does his hw at like 11pm, Also stays up way too late binge-watching star wars smh 

Tsuburaba: he gets up every night and treats himself to a three-course meal in the kitchen no cap no sound awareness my man will be blending shit full blast at 2 in the morning. Usually falls asleep sitting at the kitchen table and he 👏🏻 needs 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 chiropractor 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Also always forgets to do his homework until everyone’s packing up to go to bed and hes like “please,, anyone,, the math?”. Shoda wants to punch him so bad

Ibara: the most well-structured person in the entire building. At 7pm she has her shower, at 8:30pm she goes to pray, at 9:30pm she journals and draws to calm her mind, and at 10pm she meditates until she falls asleep- which is usually 10:20pm.. Everyone wants her self control and independance like damn how does she FUNCTION. Also queen of vegan self-care remedies 

Pony: girl is chaotic as fuck it’ll be like 10pm and rin’s like “yo pony can i copy the hw??” And shes like “WHAT HOMEWORK.” . *cue two idiots freaking tf out*. She’s always wearing matching pj sets and fluffy socks and loves sliding around in them like a dork. Dances every night before bed to tire herself out like shes just in the lounge deadass vibing to taylor swift and a new person joins her everytime . people would be dead without her

Kodai: movies every night or she won’t go to class the next morning. Shes always just sitting on her phone w earphones in like she has absoloutely no time to deal with monoma’s shit so she just peaces tf out of existence. Cutest pyjamas ever i love her pyjama queen. The go-to girl for homework she just leaves her bag open, as long as u return it shes cool

Tokage: oh my god shes so CRYPTIC and FOR WHAT. Pranks pranks pranks pranks pranks. everyone hates her for it and she loves it so bad. Like she has the balls to prank kamakiri and that TAKES BALLS LET ME JUST SAY . she’ll just leave her body parts in people’s beds and its SO annoying. They usually just pick up her stray arm and fling it at the wall in revenge then act confused the next morning when she complains abt the bruises 

Komori: cryptic as fuck. Does she sleep? Why is she always sitting at the table? What is she doing? . Closes her tabs whenever someone comes into the dining room and just stares at them til they leave again like :)). In the garden every night til she can’t bear the coldness- watches the stars and makes flower crowns and worships the moon i love her

Kuroiro: nighttime is the time he just evaporates like where tf is he like 🙄🙄 reel it in randy from monsters inc . Hiding in the walls and listening to everyones conversations and secrets is his only skill in life . Everyone thinks he doesn’t sleep and just wanders around (he does, he just likes to have an edgy reputation)

Kamakiri- did you hear that?? oh its just kamakiri fistfighting monoma in the hallway again. Fr takes no prisoners he needs his beauty sleep (or idk do bugs sleep lmao??). If you’re in his way while he’s RAMPAGING to his room youre dead bro when i say he takes bedtime routines seriously i MEAN it. He does self-care and tells NOONE but its lowkey cute idk lmao why do i have a crush on a bug lemme call my therapist real quick

Bondo- 9pm. Wind down time. A good book is all my mans needs and he’ll be out for the count in absolutely no time at all. Fukidashi will die jealous and bondo fucking loves it. Milks tf out of it too he’s like YAWN I AM SO TIRED OFF TO BED NOW TO SLEEP PEACEFULLY GOODNIGHT and everyone who WISHES they could sleep as early as that wants him to choke

Manga- king of never having hw done until 1am at the earliest 🤡. He lives on 1 hour sleep most nights and his speech bubble just says “no <3” until like 11am. Its cus of his crippling hyperactivity he’s running the halls at 3am practicing the entire mamma mia choreography ffs fukidashi U HAVE A CAREER AHEAD OF U 

Reiko: energy drink addiction 101 if she doesn’t drink monster every night before bed she’s convinced she’ll die. “I sleep all day and party all night” she says, crying over math hw at 2am. Plays music too loud and has LED strobelites on ALL NIGHT. Shes deadass doing witchcraft in the lounge w komori all night during finals week she doesnt give a single fuck x

Shishida: another reader,, mans will finish an entire book in a night by the force of sheer willpower alone. Takes a bath every night and it makes his fur so fluffy and smell like apples smdnwjdnwd. Perfect snuggle buddy for wintertimes (pony LOVES HIM) and he’s that good man who carries tsuburaba to bed when he falls asleep at the kitchen table

Shoda: “please don’t speak to me while im doing my homework im 👌🏻 this close to having a mental breakdown and all it takes is a single poke to reel me over the edge.” Complains all day about being tired then goes to bed at 2am?? Like no shit ofc ur tired bitch . Always up for a deep talk at night he knows EVERYTHING abt EVERYONE and hes so trustworthy hed never tell a soul

Honenuki: he meal preps and does yoga before bed 🤢 like WHO HAS THAT MOTIVATION. Irons and sets his uniform out for the next day before getting his homework FINISHED by 9pm . He’s pretty flexible w what he does at nights it 100% depends on his mood. Usually he’s helping Tokage with pranks or working out w tetsutetsu tho. Used to annoy people who were up doing hw after 11 like “really tsuburaba? You should be ashamed”. Shoda almost DECKED him once for it tho and he was #traumatised and never did it again

[hunchoskeazo]

Chapter 4 “On the outside Looking In”

*3am*

*Ding Ding*

*Ding Ding*

I popped up and looked over squinting my eyes because all i see is a bright ass light from my phone going off.

*Smacked My lips* Its Rik.

Rik:Call me Asap bro.

Man im not calling him I haven’t talked or seen this nigga fuck him. I put the phone back down and on DnD turned over and cuddled up with Ashley.

She woke up a lil bit and asked was everything ok.

“Of course Baby go back to sleep”

“Ok” she said

And she was fast asleep in a blink of an eye.

15 mins tops I wondered what the hell rik wanted i was so curious, because i have not talk to him none while i was in the hospital or nothing. He the reason i got shot. Maybe he just feel guilty i thought and thought and thought before i went to sleep asked myself so many questions and gave myself so many answers and that still didn’t give me any kind of satisfaction or clarification.

....Imma just text him.

“What bro”

Rik:Man wassup meet me somewhere.

AJ:“Nah my nigga last time i met with you i nearly died.”

Rik: Man I know i know and im truly sorry about that bro i know you haven’t seen or talked to me i been in these streets listening around checking out the hood and shit tryna put 2 n 2 together you feel me bro.

AJ:“Mmhm Right i hear you bro”

Rik:Look i know you may feel like its been some shady shit going on but i just had to take sometime to get myself together bro I didn’t know what to do that night i thought you was gonna die i was fucked up. But im glad you good brody. Thank God.

AJ:Yea man im glad to be alive its been very eye opening these last couple of weeks man fr.

Rik:I feel you bro its all gonna get better soon my nigga i promise. Look just hit me tomorrow i got alot to tell you..

AJ:Ight bro you owe me no kap

Rik:I gotchu bro🤞🏾

*Unknown Number*(Incoming Call)

“Who Tf is this” i said before answering the phone.

*I answered*

*Sniffles*.... AJ..?

“Who is this” i asked out of confusion

*REALLY AJ!? Its Passion

“Oh” I looked over at ashley as she was still sound asleep i got up out the bed and creeped to the kitchen.

“Whats the Deal?”

“Aj ive been trying to contact you for a week why haven’t you returned none of my calls or text messages.?”

“I been busy man”

“Yea busy with that otha bitch to huh.!?”

“Man why you in my business you not my btc.?” I said with a aggressive whispering tone.

“What do you want passion?”

It became so silent in the night.

“Hello!!” I said with agrivation

Wassup man!? Im tryna go back to bed.

*Sniffles* Im... Pregnant..” she said.

“Pregnant🤨 How?!” With the sound of confusion.

“What do you mean how? You bussed in me thats how mf.” With a aggressive tone.

“Nah i wrapped up tight no kap so you got the wrong nigga” and banged on her ass.

*BLOCK*

I went and laid back down wit ashley and instantly fell back to sleep.

(11am)

Before i could open my eyes the smell of a good breakfast hit my nose i slowly opened my eyes she was just walking in climbing on top of me kissing me trying to wake me and mini up😏.

AJ: Ooouuu Baby don’t be doing that you tryna wake both of us up.

Ashley: Mmm😏🥰 I got breakfast ready for you so you can have an amazing day.

“Oh really I must’ve put my foot in you last night huh.” I said jokingly

She laughed and said “Boy shut yo ass up and eat before i stop being so nice.”

She side eyed me while i was stuffing my face.

“Damn baby what time is it?” While i was looking for my phone.

I thought to myself i know i sat my phone on the dresser next to me.

I flipped the cover over and there it was.🤨

Ashley: Its almost 12 you have somewhere to be or something?

“Oh shit yea i gotta get dressed.”

I rushed to the bathroom to get myself together finally started getting dress while still rambling for my phone.

“Ash!!! You know where my phone is at?”

“Umm idk try checking the bed or something.” She yelled out

I flipped the cover and there it was

“Bet found it” I said with excitement

I was in so much of a rush to think about how it ended up on the bed. I ran to the kitchen gave ash a kiss on the cheek and left.

“Ight Babygirl ill see you later”

And ran out the door.

Remote started that 392 yall know how skeaz coming.

*Turnt volume up*

“Now watch me push them bitches off with the 2 hands

Aye,hm,with the 2 hands

Watch me push them bitches off with the 2 hands

Aye, Aye, with the two hands”

While Rapping and vibing to sada n vezzo I started thinking about passion...

“Maybe I shouldn’t do her like that, I was fuckn the dawg shit out of her freak ass.🤔🤷🏽‍♂️

*Pulled in the lot of my destination, Picked my phone up went to her number to FaceTime her but hesitated...*

“Nah Ill wait let me make this drop first.” I said to myself.

I got out walked to the back opened the trunk grabbed the duffy, tucked my mag in my pants and walked in through the back of The Palace.

The Palace Where I conduct my business, pleasures and problems 😁. Also 1 of my many main sources of income.

*Walking Through the hall to get to my office*

*Guard 1* Wassup Boss

*Guard 2* Skeeeaazzooo

“Whats The Deal Guys” giving guard 1 a pat on the shoulder.

*I walked in my office and sat the duffy on the table opened it and made a suspicious grin and said to myself.

“Imma Muthafucka boi i tell ya”.

I opened my safe i have in my floor behind my desk and got to putting the money out the bag into the safe.

“Damn my shit getting full I guess i gotta go splurge a lil bit huh” i jokingly said to myself.

*Ring *Ring

*Ring *Ring

Looked at my phone an unsaved number.

*Hello! I said

Hello Hi is this Mr.Davis?

“....Whos Asking?” I said while putting the rest of the money in the safe.

Hi this Doc Fane with Gracy rehabilitation its about your mother....

Like I really need this right now.😥

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We The Future Ent Copywrite 2020

[sunflowerseraph]

1975, lace, love!

1975: First happy memory that comes to mind,recent or otherwiseoh uh, when my grandpa taught me to do monkey bars. he let me try them when he’d pick me up from school and when i finally did the whole thing we celebrated with ice cream and shit. also going to seaworld (as much as the corp sucks,it stills means alot to me :(( ) with my grandma charlotte and grandma kay. i dunno it was a simpler time and i didnt wannabe crying writing these JSKFHJDF sorryLace: When was your last 3am onversation with someone and who were they to you?

It was with my boyfriend and,well, he was my boyfriend i guess! he means the world to me and the fact hes called me almost everynight since we’ve been together kind of makes me an emotional train wreck,wont lie. Ive had the worst sleeping habits forever now and its been easier to rest when i call him. i dunno he gives me this sense of calmness,and safety even if its only over the phone. (hope hes not mad im still awake at 6 lmao)

Love: Have you ever fallen in love? Describe what it feels like to realise youre in love. 

yeah i have. its. god its alot. ive said this before but ive had the shittiest luck with love. i found it in awful places,and it fucked me up for a long time. when i finally realized i was in love with my best friends it was terrifying and exciting and i felt like id swallowed a fucking brick that was gonna explode in my chest. It was hard to concentrate sometimes,and i had internalized the love i was feeling for a While. I’m really glad he said something because i probably wouldve continued to just die inside ://

[hiimaprofessionalfangirl]

A list of wild quotes from my freshman year

It’s that time again kids

“WRONG”

“Why is it wrong?” ���Because it’s wrong?”

“Never get in a rotten egg fight kids”

“THERES A FUCKING TREE BRANCH IN THE LIVING ROOM”

“Look how veiny my leaf is”

“Coffee is my dad”

“Ariel castrate and the Austrian dickhead”

“Sleep is just death without the commitment”

“Is this a vine?”

“I ate some ice cream and then threw up in an alley way”

“I bleached my hair on a bet”

“Do snakes jump”

“We’re gonna watch the magic school bus”

“She did not consent to that!”

“Is it weird that when I hurt I hurt”

*eats a donut I found under a desk*

“We’re struggling together”

“ooo it’s almost time to skedaddle”

“Grass is a superfood”

“THEY WERE LESBIAN LOVERS MIGUEL”

“Do moths have penises?”

“We only stan cardboard paper in this town.” “Aka school fries”

“Give me Hayley kiyoko or give me death”

“I’m a pretty cool error too”

“Time can eat me”

“I’m as straight as a dick”

“19 isn’t a real number”

“3 is evil”

“Weird flex but ok” (coming from our 22yr old student teacher who didn’t understand memes)

*faintly in a silent hallway* “PUSSY”

“God is actually an alien, change my mind”

“You promised me you’d throw me out the window”

“Passing period is rebirth”

“Science can meet me in the pit”

“She has 2008 eyebrows”

“What’re you gonna do, send dick pics through audio”

“bro omg nihilism radiates off of u its inspiring”

“I threw up twice, I just wanted to let you know”

“Tell me the secrets of the universe u little knock off kermit”

“so u have a frog in ur head and I have a demonic entity, that’s pretty fuckin wild dude”

“The bubble just suicide bombed two other bubbles”

“Stop hyperventilating into a glove”

“Can u calm down I’m trying to eat my cereal”

*opens the door* “no”

“My teacher drop kicked a mouse” (coming from my cousin who goes to a super elite private catholic school)

“A sweet loving hardass, but a hardass nonetheless.”

“Seductively bites yogurt”

“I don’t wanna work as an exorcist ew”

“I guess it wasn’t traffic”

“I don’t care about your job making fake eggs in the 70s”

“Chug 15 olive oils”

“You’re invalid as a human being”

“I just wanna astral project myself into the sun”

“Can I uninstall my teeth”

“I’m going to remove the roof of my mouth” *takes out retainer*

“I’m craving both death and Oreos right now”

“Can you strangle a fish”

“Honey your dick is holding you back”

“I want wall”

“I was proud of you until you finished your sentence”

“Aside from wanting to uninstall my teeth now I want to uninstall my legs”

“Welcome to the calculator game”

“Last hour I got an open container of applesauce thrown at me”

“He looks like a compacted adult”

“Hot food for TIM”

“Did my mom drug my lasagna”

“What just happened?” “My retainer fell out”

“Why are there beans in my chair”

“Shakespeare was a wild card”

“I want a full complement of death”

“Mr Rice you’re a skinny legend”

“Wack? I haven’t heard that since I was in middle school”

“Carrot got yoted”

“Devoreing”

*turns around* “ms Elliott looks like a turtle”

“Purchase one cancer”

“A plateau of a person”

“I’m gonna drink stem cells”

“Is I’m too depressed for this an excuse”

“Sparkling water is just cursive water”

“No one cares about your friends stupid leg nipple”

“If you put wings on your snake rat it a goose”

“My eyeballs have low render distance”

“Ah good, no new bloodstains”

“Bruce banner and all 7 of his PhDs are disappointed in me for not paying attention in biology”

“I think Shakespeare had a foot fetish”

“Instead of marrying Romeos corpse she could marry Paris’s corpse”

“I stole a ring pop from the teacher for you, if that isn’t true love I don’t know what is”

“If your feet come off you’re out”

“You’re thick and not in the good way”

“Is that your answer to everything? Use the knife”

“yeet yeet skittly skeet”

“my mike and Ike’s were definitely laced with acid”

“2 + 1 is 3 you’re stupid”

“We’re gonna 2v1 Shakespeare in a Denny’s parking lot at 3am”

“Real homies eat each other’s legs”

“Ok we have a definitive answer, it is necrophilia”

“why isn’t there a copy and paste button for paper”

“Quit throwing it you ding dong”

“Why does the door sound like bagpipes”

“Are you gonna die in my class or something”

“Just so you know I hear in 4 dimensions”

“Why do I always get stuck with the Texas bitches”

“Fuck my math class this is purgatory”

“You would be a door knob”

“I wanna be a chair”

“That just makes my insides happy”

“I smell,,,,,,,,,,,, a Democrat”

“I found a baby!”

“I’d be the Michael Phelps of doggy paddling”

“Shows before hoes”

“Mother I come to you in my time of need, I need money”

“Big boy posters”

“He just yeeted a bike”

“What kind of 3rd grader insult”

“I play croquet!”

“I cry into my skull”

“He has more hair than brain cells”

*as we enter our history class* “Hello Sophia squared!”

“then it’s just pork squared”

“Elbows are the knees of your feet”

“sounds like mentos for demons”

“You can delete my joints but you can’t delete me”

“I’m predisposed to getting my joints deleted”

“He looks like fucking fletcher from ant farm”

“he wants to be a fuckboi but he’s actually a whore”

“We’re all eboys inside”

“The wind is blowing all the hair I don’t have”

*blows whistle aggressively*

*blows whistle* “I bought it off eBay”

“Switch bitches”

*whistle blows* “YOU SUCK”

“Good job mckell you made it to a base” “oh fuck you”

“You have not lived until you’ve had a whole stalk of rhubarb up your ass!”

“THE GOVERNMENT”

“If I get kidnapped and the guy is hot just diagnose me with Stockholm syndrome already”

“I am just joints”

“School can vore itself”

“Face like teeth”

“I’m short, unathletic and unwilling to try”

*after getting hit in the face* “are you ok” “no but my glasses are and that’s all that matters”

“your virginity or every single one of your toes”

“Thanos broke my dick”

“I’m sorry I have tits”

“Maybe the ball and trash can have magnets in them, and that’s why it keeps landing on the trash can”

“Dumbass with the fuckin sandals”

“It’s Han Han tiddy croissant, get it right”

“My name is Shaka oovka and I know god”

“But this is raspberry pez”

“Gimme your elbows”

*to my mom* “Geometry is propaganda”

“It’s tissue paper not crack you idiot”

“Jack owes the government all of its money”

“You want my nuts”

“I’d like to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for an imitation of jack”

“because the government is tired of me being gay on the internet so they shut down my phone”

“Don’t lick my son Annora”

“I set a playground on fire”

“Stacy’s mom, damn them tiddies”

“Layla just dipped on me and made out with a 17 year old in the bathroom

*sits down* “I look like a horse girl”

“Freddie Mercury died from cooties”

“WAIT BECAUSE OF THE RULER INCIDENT”

tagging @eggtissue so she can see our beautiful creation

[vitaminhosh]

prince!seungcheol

anon requested: “prince cheol i will lvoe u forever”

pairing: seungcheol x reader

under the cut bc it’s ridiculously long

oH boy i am so ready for this au

one of the most charming and endearing princes out there??

there isn’t anyone one within a 100-mile radius that dislikes seungcheol like..... have you met him

and anyone who does kind of feel some sort of dislike towards him

they see him smile and oops

how did I not like him before?? he’s an angel??

he is genuinely hard working and kind hearted though, he works very hard to make the lives of his people better

when he was younger and wasn’t allowed to go out he would have to learn about the kingdom’s history and,, all the war and bloodshed absolutely broke his heart

he swore that when he was older he would never allow something like this to happen again

when he was finally allowed to go out and saw some of the people struggling to just make do, he was determined to make a change

nowadays he makes it his mission to go out and meet everybody and see how they’re doing as often as his busy schedule allows

he’ll have lunch in the town and chat with the people, anyone who saw from the outside wouldn’t even suspect that he was royalty and just think that it was a table of old friends

plus his absolute favorite meal of all time is in this small shop tucked away in one of the small streets in the heart of town, and it was,,, a burger

sure the food in the palace was obviously amazing with top chefs cooking there and all but,, nothing really beats the burger made in this small shop that people barely even knew about

we all know seungcheol will be a well-dressed prince 

like,, he won’t want to be super over the top in full on capes and stuff but,, he sure as hell isn’t just walking around town in sweatpants or something

he cares about his image okay

(even though everyone will swoon even if he were to go out in sweatpants and a hoodie)

everyone in his kingdom is basically in love with him

as are the people in neighboring kingdoms 

and far away kingdoms

the other princes are jealous

have you seen his smile though? it can cure diseases

he takes his responsibilities very seriously, but obviously, he’s still a young man who likes to have fun and gets bored too

he doesn’t like to sit still, so when he’s finished with all of his duties he’ll be off to go do something

even at odd times at the night, you can find him in a nearby kingdom trying to find this specific comic book or something

people don’t find it weird anymore

“oh look prince seungcheol is here again did you want more of these sweets?”

he’s often seen hanging out with the other princes when he can

the people die when they see their princes hanging out together

has public social media accounts but also secret personal ones

spams the group chat full of princes,, just because he can

ok enough background stuff onto you and cheol

you work in one of those small tucked away shops that prince seungcheol likes to frequent

however you’re not from this kingdom, and you only work the night shift so it’s not like you know a lot of people or much about this kingdom

you’re just taking this job to try and make some cash while you’re away from home traveling, you happened to choose to stay here indefinitely

you’re not entirely sure who this strangely good-looking man is who only comes in at 3am every week is but ?? business is business plus you’re not gonna judge,, it’s not like you’ve never had cravings for junk food in the middle of the night too

since it’s late at night cheol is dressed in very casual clothes so nothing really gives away the fact that he’s actually the goddamn prince of this kingdom

since he comes so often plus he just likes to get to know people he makes small talk while you gather up his stuff

after a couple of weeks, you soon become kinda like friends ?? it’s a weird circumstance but hell it’s 3am nobody’s really functioning well enough to question this

 you’re sitting at the counter on your phone when the bell on the door rings signalling another customer

you just know it’s him again cause,,, not many people would be here at this ungodly time of night so you don’t bother looking up

you stop scrolling through instagram when you hear tutting in front of you

“I should complain to your manager you know- I’d rate this customer service a 1/10″

seungcheol watched as you finally looked up and chuckled at him

“sorry old man..... how can I help you, your highness”

seungcheol froze- did you finally find out who he was?

the reason he was so interested in you was because you didn’t seem to know who he was, and treated him like a normal person

his mind was going 100 miles a minute until you suddenly snorted

“god imagine it,, you ?? a king ?? pfft”

he smirked once he realized he wasn’t busted

“what do you have against me being a king huh?”

“idk man what kinda king buys junk food like three times a week at 3am,, plus ur a dork”

“wow,,, is that all i am to you,,,,,, a dork,,,, im hurt”

you smack his arm before starting to scan the things he’s put down on the counter

“how do you eat all this and stay in shape... tell me your secrets”

“god given metabolism sorry sweaty you can’t buy this :-)”

you snorted once again as you begin to pack his things into a paper bag

“did god accidentally spill all the ego into you as well”

“well i mean to help god out i do go workout too feel free to join me if you’re not too unfit to keep up”

“uhhh excuse me who are you calling unfit..... give me a time and place and I’ll fight beat you in a race”

“fine when do you get off tomorrow I’ll walk you to the hill and see who can get to the top first”

and that’s how you ended up at the bottom of a hill at 5am with a man you’ve never seen outside the shop

“whoever wins gets treated to breakfast”

“wipe that smirk off your face seungcheol I’m not getting beat by you”

surprise surprise,,,,, you lost

unfortunately he was much faster than you thought he would be

you were both lying on the grass, panting from running up a sizable hill 

you punched his arm

seungcheol sat up, mouth open as he was about to whine when a voice came from the bottle of the hill

“your highness! there you are! you were supposed to return an hour ago you father will find out you’ve been out!”

seungcheol’s eyes widened before cursing under his breath

“I gotta go but you still owe me breakfast okay I’ll explain everything tonight ok bye !!”

you just sat there in shock as seungcheol dashed down the hill, even faster than before as the worker followed behind him

“y-your highness?”

you had flashbacks to seungcheol smirking when you laughed at the idea of him being king

you make your way back home, with a permanent blush on your cheeks and a million thoughts in your head

how could you not know that he was the prince?

oh god you’ve been smacking the prince for weeks when he makes a stupid dad joke

you can’t sleep that day and when you’re back in the shop you’re barely conscious

you’re too tired to even think about seungcheol saying he would explain tonight

when seungcheol comes in and makes his way over to the counter, he expects to find you on your phone again but instead sees you asleep on the counter

he smiles softly before grabbing an old receipt and a pen and writing a note

“sleeping on the job? strike two y/n. I really should complain to your manager, guess I was just too fast for you ;). I’ll be back tomorrow, get some rest. p.s. you might want to wash that hoodie, you drooled a little bit”

you woke up with a panic when your phone chimed at 5am, reminding you it was time to close up

oh god seungcheol was supposed to come

after you finally orientate yourself you notice the note on the table

after reading the note you flush red again

oh god you were asleep in front of the cute prince and d r o o l e d

you stumbled home after closing up and immediately went to sleep

later that day you rushed to the shop, almost late since you were so tired you slept through your alarm

as 2 am came around the bell on the door rang and you sat up straight

seungcheol didn’t usually come till around 3 so you assumed this was an actual customer

"I hope you washed that hoodie before coming back here tonight”

you looked down and noticed that you were in such a rush that you didn’t even change out of last night’s outfit

flushing pink, you quip back with a “so what if I didn’t huh”

seungcheol finally appears from around the shelf

“its a bit gross i gotta say”

“not as gross as you”

seungcheol looked at you with a soft smile on his face, trying to get the words in his head to form coherent sentences

“im sorry”

you looked at him with a blank face

“what for ?? i mean i know its kinda gross but like i was gonna be late for work and-”

“no, I’m sorry for not telling you”

you sat there with your mouth half open and closed it before looking down at your hands that were on the counter

“it’s okay”

he took your hands in his, making you look up

“it’s not, I shouldn’t have kept it from you. I’ve just never had someone treat me like everyone else and it was... refreshing. But you deserved to know, I was being selfish. I’m sorry”

you gave seungcheol a soft smile, giving his hands a soft pat as he looked down at his feet to try and get his attention

“seungcheol really, it’s fine. I understand why you did it, I’m not mad”

“I still feel bad, it wasn’t right. You should be mad”

“well I mean I am....”

seungcheol looked up, ready to apologize again

“but only cause you beat me in a race,,,,, outrageous”

you smack him again, trying to lighten the mood

“but a deal is a deal, and I still owe you breakfast”

seungcheol started giggling, and you swear your heart skipped a beat

“im trying to be serious here and all you care about is getting beat”

“cheol, i really don’t mind. plus, I’m a woman of my word, I can’t have you owe me, that’s ridiculous”

“I’m busy later, how about you just treat me to a late night snack here instead”

fast forward to a couple weeks later, and you’re back at that hill waiting for seungcheol to come so that he can introduce you to his prince friends as you have a couple of days off

you can actually hear them before you see them 

who’s even surprised at this point it’s seungcheol + 12 rowdy boys

“guys please don’t be embarrassin- oH hi y/n you’re early hahaha”

“hi I’m jeonghan are you cheol’s girlfrien-”

seungcheol shoved the guy out of the way before he could finish his sentence

“sorry,,, my friends are idiots”

you chuckled as seungcheol sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck, a light pink dusting his cheeks

“don’t worry, I like them”

“wE LIKE YOU TOO Y/N”

you giggled before heading over to the group of guys to go meet them properly

seungcheol stood still for a second, watching you introduce yourself to his friends a couple feet away

jeonghan came up to him, watching you with him

“when are you gonna ask her out, I thought you were going to the other day when you guys hung out at her place”

“she was tired so I let her sleep, some other time jeonghan”

they headed back to the group and you turned to them as you noticed the two join the circle

“cheol !! is it true that you tripped over a log and fell into the lake while trying to impress a girl when you were 6? i knew you were a dork but I didn’t think it was that bad”

“wHAT ARE YOU GUYS TELLING HER”

as the day began to end and everyone had to head back, seungcheol insisted on walking you back to your apartment

you had refused at first, but you were tired and it was late

when you got to your place you turned to seungcheol, about to thank him for walking you back when you saw him looking nervous

“cheol, are you okay? what’s wrong?”

“nothing,, I just,, y/n would you want- I mean- do you,, uh,,,, will you,, go out with me?”

you could barely hear him as he was mumbling but you just managed to catch his words

you put your hand on his cheek and pressed a quick kiss onto his other cheek

“of course seungcheol, it’d be an honor”

you smiled and said goodnight before heading inside

seungcheol stood there, frozen in shock as you had not only agreed but ???? you kissed his cheek ?????

you began to get ready for bed, a smile and a light blush on your face

you can’t believe you’re dating the biggest dork on the planet

seungcheol, on the other hand, was shouting at jeonghan down the phone; he practically skipping home

a/n: this is,,,,,, the longest thing ever im so sorry i got excited about this au

[tmsbrainrot]

SOS

Summary: You were living a pretty normal life until someone, or something, broke into your apartment one fateful night. Now you find yourself in the middle of a war, one that will test the very limits of your mental, physical, and emotional strength. No way are you doing this without your best friend.

Genre: Fantasy AU, genderless reader + EXO

Word count: 737

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | ?

“Soo, I think there’s someone in my apartment.”

“...you?”

“Besides me, you dick!” You hiss, almost forgetting to keep your voice low.

Static crackles as Kyungsoo sighs into the phone. “So why are you calling me at 3:23am and not, you know, the police?”

You open your mouth to snap a witty response but pause, logic over-ruling your constant desire to be a smartass. “Hm, good question.”

“Maybe it was just the wind, or some dishes trying to escape the hell that is your kitchen sink.”

“It’s not that bad!”

“Pretty sure it has its own ecosystem.”

You pull your phone away from your ear and squeeze your eyes shut, taking deep breaths and praying to the gods for patience. Kyungsoo was your best friend, your ride-or-die, your ultimate broski, but jesus was he a pain in the ass.

“Soo, I don’t think you’re taking this situation seriously,” you whisper. “I hear someone sneaking around my apartment at 3:23am and think ‘oh god, this is the end. This is how I die. Some wacko breaks into my apartment and suffocates me with my own memory foam pillow that I paid twelve bucks for. Guess that’s what I get for not forwarding that chain email in fifth grade. Better call my bestest friend in the whole world and tell him a tearful goodbye.’” You realise that you aren’t really whispering anymore and lower your voice again, “So I call you, only to have you tell me my call is unwelcome and that the pile of unwashed dishes in my sink is unsanitary.”

There’s silence on Kyungsoo’s end.

“Hello?” You whisper.

“Huh? Oh sorry, I think I dozed off for a second. What did you say?”

“YOU FUCKING--”

Crash!

The unmistakable sound of a glass smashing causes you to leap out of bed whilst letting out a yelp of terror. Your heart is beating so fast you’re afraid it’s going to give out as you press yourself against the wall opposite the door to your room. With wide eyes you stare at the door, expecting it to burst open any moment. A muffled voice is saying something that you can’t quite make out over the sound of your own heartbeat thundering in your ears. The voice is familiar. It sounds like... Kyungsoo.

You realise your phone is no longer in your hand. Glancing at the bed you see the soft glow from the screen illuminating your baby blue bed sheets. Kyungsoo is still speaking and you take a step towards the bed, arms reaching out to grasp the metaphorical safety line, but before you can the handle on the door begins to turn.

Instantly your fight-or-flight instinct kicks in, causing you to fly across the room and slam your body against the door. There’s a grunt of annoyance from the intruder as the door refuses to budge, and you thank the gods that you kept up your weekly gym sessions with Kyungsoo. Planting your feet firmly and keeping all your weight against the door you call out in what you hope is a menacing tone (and not a ‘I’m-gonna-pee-my-pants’ one), “Listen up, asshat. I don’t know how you got into my apartment or why you broke one of my precious glasses but I’ve called the cops so you better scam.” You pause for a second before adding, “Also I know some sick judo moves so don’t even try me.”

Silence. A couple minutes pass.

Huh, maybe my bluffing was convincing... You think. Should I go into acting?

Suddenly a thump snaps you back to reality and you pull back from the door slightly in shock as something heavy falls against it. You assume that the intruder is attempting to break the door down using their body so you double your efforts to keep it closed. To your surprise you hear a groan of pain through the door, followed by the sound of a body slumping to the floor.

Is this a trick? Were they just pretending to give up so you would open the door? Part of you believed it was a ruse, that as soon as you pulled away the door would burst open and it’d be lights out forever, but a larger part of you was overcome with curiosity and a strange sense of urgency. Your gut was telling you that something big was about to happen, something life-changing. It was telling you to open the door.

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A.N. It’s nearly 3am and I haven’t proofread this so I’m sorry if it’s bad. It’s my first story for a while and I had a lot of fun writing it so I’d be glad to hear if anyone wants me to continue! This will be part one of the series 

[vampyjoong]

Brown eye Josh cont.

Fun fact- the word Jeff makes up 5% of this entire story :) little statistics for ya there

1.8k words unedited +4 pictures  also if someone wants to elect themselves as a proofreader then by all means, i end up missing mistakes left right and centre :)

Prev. on josh hunt

brown was an enigma to you

what kinda colour was it, like did it have pretty shades or what??

everyone around you said that it was mostly ugly with some nice shades

you just wanted to see it even once

to have endless grey whenever you went outside was slightly annoying

you wanted to see the colour of chocolate, and the colour of the dog you pass on your way to work

the dog was called Jeff, and while you’d never noticed their owner, you always payed attention to the dog

you could see some orange patches and white patches but unfortunately all the brown is invisible

well not invisible just a dark grey

you felt bad for jeffs owner who just had to put up with the person who every morning at half 6 ran out the house with their hair a mess, and sat petting a dog for 5 minutes and running away to catch the bus just arriving at the stop

then for another 5 after you got off the bus home

for some reason, no matter the time of day, jeff was there for you

you felt like actually speaking t the owner one day but nope, it was too spooky

Joshua found the crazy person petting jeff cute

at first it was just a coincidence that he would see you during jeffs morning walk but then he saw how happy jeff would make you

and suddenly he was walking at at 6:15 just to take jeff out to see you

sometimes he would even hesitate to walk too quick just so you would see jeff

he’d never once talked to you, or even seen your face fully, but he knew jeff was helping you

then one time he saw you getting off the bus while out for an afternoon walk with jeff

he ended up making a regular afternoon walk just to see you smile

you always ran off before he could say anything

joshua just wanted to say hi

on this episode

joshua just wanted to say hi

one day he was sick and hurriedly called his friend minghao

minghao was already up at this time to go to his job at a daycare, and accepted after some grovelling

he arrived at joshuas door and josh, looking very much like he was gonna be sick at any moment, was very grateful

they made small talk while they were getting jeff ready for the walk

“So, new hair colour??”

“Yeah do you like it?”

“Looks very..... grey”

very awkward moment for josh, turns out his new hair was back to his original brown colour

brown was a difficult colour for joshua, it was the only colour he couldn't see 

in its place were greys of all sorts

he gathered either jeff was a large grey and orange dog or he was brown and orange

it was probably brown

his hair was probably brown as well

or it was before he dyed it pink

he always covered it up with a hat when he went outside though so he wasn't just the weird pink guy

because of this he found it difficult to tell when someone had actually grey eyes or if they were brown

he wanted to see what colour your eyes were though

that morning you walked out the door to see no jeff

you looked kinda upset, and that was all hap could see as he ran to where he was told

“YA CRAZY DOG CHICK DONT LEAVE”

you looked over to the side to see jeff and a stranger running towards you

“whaaaaaaaaa....?”

the stranger finally arrived and stood hunched over for a quick minute before regaining his breath

“MyHyungJoshIsSickAndCantMakeITSoIHaveJeffInstead”

“Wait stop slow down please”

he took a deep breath and explained again

“My hyung Josh, dog guy, is ill and didn't want you to be upset so he called me asking if id take jeff out for a walk for him so you'd still see him and be happy”

your heart fluttered and you blushed

wow dog man noticed everything

you smiled so much

minghao was standing there awkwardly while you pet jeff with a smile on your face

then you ran to the bus as always

minghao got back and told Shua about it all

he wanted to die, why did minghao have to reveal so much to her

he almost died

then for the afternoon walk, he called chan

Chan, who worked as a cleaner in a restaurant the same one that mingyu worked in was more than happy to come and help

this time, another stranger was waiting with jeff, and this time he had some paper for you

“Hi, I was told to wait for you with Jeff, and hyung doesn't know this but heres his phone number, he wants to talk to you!”

you pet jeff while he was talking and after he was done, he handed you a ripped bit of paper

wow he wasn't lying that was a phone number

with the name Joshua at the top of the page

now you had a name for dog owner guy

you thanked stranger no. 2, and made your way back into the house 

you put off texting ‘Josh’ until you weren't sure if he was even awake anymore

you ran towards where you thought he would be with hot packs galore

normally you would be scared of a stranger in the middle of the street with a black labrador but you would recognise Jeff anywhere

you walked over with your head down

you didn't want to admit you were really worried about this stranger

when you finally got over to him, he had just reached a street lamp

you stood under it together for a while before looking up and staring at the collar of his jacket

“I brought you some hot packs so you don't get even more sick..... i don't want you to die”

“Thank you so much, i really appreciate it!”

you looked up to see a pool of melted chocolate, swirling with thankfulness and then shock

when you looked up, and looked into his eyes for the first time, josh was stunned

everything else went grey and the only thing he could see were your eyes, shining brightly

they were the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen

you two stared at each other until jeff felt left out and shoved both of you

you looked down and gasped

“JEFF YOURE NOT GREY”

jeff huffed as if to say “of course I'm not why would i be??”

joshua was shocked

you'd looked away but he was still in place

everything was so brown

god even the ground was brown

you looked back up at him, and smiled so wide

he was stunned

you were stunning ayyyyy

you managed to get him out of his trance and you two walked around with Jeff for a while before you realised that it was 3am and you had to get up for work in 3 hours

josh watched you go with a smile on his face

the next day, there was a very tired looking, pink haired? josh standing with jeff

and he was holding the most beautiful bouquet of flowers

you blushed and accepted them with a little bow and a smile

Jeff nudged you, waiting for his morning pet

josh let out the smallest of laughs and you almost melted, it was magic to your ears

you asked about the pink and he said he got fed up of grey hair which you found amusing

you sat for a few minutes until the bus arrived

you started to run to catch it but Joshua grabbed your arm

he spun you around and kissed the top of your head before gently shoving you away so you could catch the bus

well gosh darn it all if that isn't the cutest thing ever

the old woman you sat next to leaned towards you and whispered “Oh honey, such a sweetheart your soulmate is. And he's such a looker!”

you thanked her and looked over to see Jeff being forced to wave by Joshua, and Joshua being subsequently licked by jeff

that was the most adorable sight ever, scratch anything before that

you got through work with people commenting how you were glowing, how beautiful the flowers were

your friend Yixing who worked in IT managed to help you keep the flowers going with his soulmate mark of healing

who knew being newly paired was great for the skin 

then when you got off the bus home, they were there

your soulmate and your child

it was all you could've asked for in life

you got over and Joshua immediately scooped you into a giant hug

when he eventually put you down, you two walked and talked back to your flat, and when he hesitated to walk through the door you smiled and pulled him in

you originally just wanted to have a cup of tea or coffee

but it escalated into you making dinner for the both of you, and jeff having a nice dog safe alternative

then you two ended up watching movies on the tv, with you using joshuas lap as a pillow, and jeff was lying next to you

even though you'd only known that you were soul mates for a day, it felt like you two had been together for ages

it was domestic bliss

you all ended up falling asleep like that, and it was honestly the best sleep you'd had in all your years of living

when you woke up, it was because jeff was whining to be let out

well you were late for work, and joshua was late for the weekly cafe date with his friends you found out once you woke him up

all of his friends started laughing when he told them what happened and Chan and Minghao were feeling extra proud of themselves

during the whole cafe date, all he could think about was how your eyes perfectly matched the cup of coffee sitting in front of him, and how he couldn't wait to see you again

this is terrible I'm sorry, half of this was write after the news came through so my mood has been a little down since, i hope you guys still like this