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fastofthekillones · 1 year ago

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I'm just going to pin this post and use it to find weird tags that I have inexplicably written on something, mostly for my own gratification, but if any of you wonderful weirdos wanna look, feel free

#quite a few have #i still maintain i could pick os up (as in lift; not seduce; too female for that)#my friends were never there when the older boys hit me for daring to be intelligent and female #when me and his best friend get him (and ourselves) shitfaced enough he will call us nelson and page (im karen)#i watched this with my housemate last night (this morning really) and he just goes 'notice foggy goes to civil union like a lawyer;#dramatic fucker #her face still droops when shes ill #i wouldnt be brave enough #i would die of embarrassment #i wish i had my big wildlife book here because i found a cattypiddler today and i want to know what he is #wish my cats would do that #no i will not shut up about this show #or am i just sleep deprived #though my dad says he put brandy on my dummy when i was little #if you dont bother them they generally wont bother you #we used to get loads of them in our garden #my parents do it; especially with wayward crusts; and in my first year of uni; i would split a loaf and freeze half #he doesnt kill her; hes not like that; but he does eat her flesh after shes murdered #to be honest shes less weird than me; i doubt shes had the urge to put her own shed uterine lining under a microscope #i mean i do arch in the shower but only to see how far down my thighs i can make my hair stick #oh xenk is very pretty with long hair i want to see that #see: the bird song by the van vuurens #i am (probably) autistic and to be honest i did see other kids as a little beneath me #went to see this film with my boyfriend #poor buggers though; what a way to go #but its too much of a bugger to get the lid off to do it #cheeky bugger!#obviously eddie is price but is os cunningham or mckinley #primark shorts and charity shop dress #theres a picture somewhere of me standing in front of a portrait of a young prince because we look startlingly similar

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