#my normie nomzie

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@normal-internet-user WHATEVER TF YOU'RE DOING DO ME A FAVOR AND TONE IT DOWN????? I will COME DOWN THERE PERSONALLY UNTIL YOU'RE MENTALLY SIXTEEN AND ACTING LIKE A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD, AS ONE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SHOULD.

+ tbh i didn't think i would get this. does this mean my mental health is finally ascending?? has all my (and y'all's tbh) hard work finally paid/is paying off??? alexa play act my age by one direction

@finleyforevermore @kittykittyanon @itsyagurlchip @itzsana-kiddingmenow GUYS👹 check this out I need to know your results so I can psychoanalyze you all fairly.

I was bored so I took a mental age test, twice

Taking an avg., I’m 11

Accurate 

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Zeepie... I'm having a bad day, can you tell me a joke to make me feel better?

I hope you're day is going better. I'll tell you a joke too,

Why do you not want to pick a fight with a dinosaur?

Because you'll get jur-ASS-kicked- Heheh

HELP NOMZ I MEANT TO ANSWER THIS LAST NIGHT???? AND THEN I WENT TO MY SECOND JOB AND FUDGING FORGOT AFTER I CAME HOME URGHGHGHHH 😭😭😭 Like I was awake but meant to come on here and it just slipped my mind bby I'm so sorryyyuyyy

AH BUT I'M HERE NOW!! 🥲🥺 I'm so sorry you had a bad day yesterday, honeycomb. Hugs and forehead kisses. 😚🫂 HUGS!!! AND EVEN MORE HUGS!!!

Ah!! A joke, okay okay, I got one— hekeHERGM- *sits you down cozily on the couch with fuzzy blankets, squishmallows and a mug of Ponyo honey milk* *serenely reads from a Ghibli-themed notepad, pushing my glasses farther up my nose bridge*

How can you tell if a vampire is sick?

((*crickets chirping*))

Snrk—

By how much he is coffin.

*cackles as I rock back and forth in my chair, which wobbles in place precariously*

((*cue some racuous bgs [background sounds]* "Ohh brother, this guy STINKS!!" "She doesn't even go here!" "MY GRANDMOTHER COULD'VE TOLD A BETTER JOKE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE--"))

Mm, well? 😃😄 Did I make my Nomzie laughhhhh??~ 💕

P.S, I like your joke better. 🥰 *nose muwah*

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This is a bad picture, but I sadly can't get a better one because it's already at it's forever home lol

It's my own pattern too! I made it all by myself! 🥺

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GUAAAAAAAHHHHHHGHHHHHH

NORMAAAAAYYYYIIIEEEYUHHHH

IT'S SOOOOHOHOO CUTEEE!!! WHAT?? WHAAAAT?!!! Dude, and you say you JUST started crocheting?! That's the work of someone who's been at it for A WHILE!! 😍 Bottom line, I love love loveeee it!! It's literally so cute like 🙊🥺 IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S SAYING HI TO ME!! 😭😭♥️🐼 (I could've sworn there was a red panda emoji??? Tch)

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You tagged me in that social media au thing after my dentist apointment, so i was still high on whatever gas they give you. I was uncontrolably sobbing the whole time. i love you sm zeep

OHH AWWWWWHAWHAWWW 🤣🤣😭😭🥹🥹💝💞💓💕 My little wildflower, you had a dentist appointment today??? I hope it went well!!!! I know firsthand those gasses ain't no joke - I'm pretty sure I saw things I wasn't supposed to after a double root canal a few years back ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

You sweet little soul 🤣🤣😭😭 I promise I'm not laughing at you!! it's just a very cute visual. You're such a cutie patootiiiieeeeee 💜💜💜

I love you berry much 🩷💜🩷💜🩷, and pleaseplease get some adequate rest when you see fit! 🙈🫶🏽 It'll help you feel much better afterwards, I prommy.

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NOMZIEEEEE!!! 😻😻😻

Oooh yay! I'm so glad to hear you're doing well!! Aww and don't worry hon 🥹🫂 Just let it run its course! I'm so proud of you, you found another creative outlet!!! 😲😲 and it's— *tires screech* CROCHETING???

WOAHHHHHH CROCHETING??? LIKE, ONE OF THE MOST ADMIRABLE ART MEDIUMS THERE IS?? IMHO???? BUT IT'S ME SO IT'S OBVIOUSLY RIGHT. /hj/silly

🧶🌀 Oooooh~ That blanket you're making! You're making it for meeee, oooohhhh~~🌀🧶

😂💞 It's so lovely to hear from you, Normie. Oh yes, I've been working a lot too!!! But with the workload comes the monies :')) I trust you've been happy with the fruits of your labor too, hm? <3

BAKING 👹💥 NORMIE'S HOMEMADE YUMMIES 👹💥 I'd cross mountains and seas just to get a small taste. And from SCRATCH?? THAT, is majorly awesome. I'm sure it came out absolutely delicious!! Very Southern of you. I, a fellow Southerner, applaud. 👏🏾

I'm good too!! Better, now that you're here. 🥰

I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON MY SOUTHERN BELLE IN A WHILE (even tho I have been thinking about ya!!) HOW ARE YOU MY DEAREST DEARLING??? LIFE IS LIFEING AND I MUST FULFILL MY DUTIES TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU AND HAVE YO BACK!! 💥

Hiiiii hi hi, Nomzie!! (⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪ How are you, pudding?

I'M DOING WELLLL ZEEPIE MY DARLING

Works been keeping me busy busy, and I STILL haven't found my writing spark yet 🥺😩 BUT I STARTED CROCHETING!

It's so fun, I'm making a BLANKET, it's gonna be so soft and warm when it's done eheheh,

I've been doing alot of baking too, I made a WHOLE cake from scratch, frosting too! I made a blueberry pie from scratch too!

How are youuu my darling apple pie?

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OKAY SO-

I had an idea for a silly goofy au where Damian, Jon, and reader are like the scooby gang and go around solving mysteries.

Reader is like a magic user, and they're job is to keep the evil entities away from everyday people, (Like Supernatural! But kid friendly🩷)

Damian has been stalking them as Robin and that's how the supersons get involved in the mystery gang.

It's just wholesome crime solving amongst the baby heros, and they have fun adventures (that sometimes end in sleepovers).

It think it would be funny too if paranormal assistance was needed and Dickie walks in on the three of them performing a seance in the theater room-

"What the hell is happening right now?"

"Magic."

"..."

"Why."

"Because, Richard. It is important for our investigation."

"Okay." *Turns to leave*

"No, no, no. You have to stay until I close the ritual so the spirit doesn't attatch to you. :D"

"WHAT-"

But he can't complain, because at least little wing is making friends...?

Bonus if Bruce has no idea where Damian is going almost every night. Like he just dissapears for a few hours then just returns wuth Jon and no explaination.

Clark and Lois know obvi because Jon is just so excited to tell his parents all about the latest mystery.

I know this isn't alot but I have more but I think imma go take another nap rq-

Imma sleepy-

NORMIEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Nono because--

I'm-

How'd you know that my absolute weakness is the Supersons with a same age reader completing the baby hero trinity??

I'M NOT JOKING IT'S SERIOUSLY ONE OF MY FORGOTTEN SOFT SPOTS FOR THESE GOOBERS!!!! I remember a long time ago when I read this headcanon post about the Supersons with a reader who was the child of Wonder Woman and they were basically the Big Three next gen!! 🥹🥹 I have no clue where it's at now :sobs: BUT IT WAS REALLY GOOD AND FUELED MY LOVE FOR DC CIRCA 2015-2017!!!!

Now. As for YOU, my dear boba bubble.........

*deeeep breath in-*

FRICK YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH

THEM!!! THE KIDS EVER!!!!!!!! BEING A LIL SCOOBY DOO GANG!!!

I ain't gonna tell no tall man's tale, as SOON as I got this gist for this - the Scooby Doo theme song was playing in my head and now I can't stop imagining it with them getting into funny dramatic thematic situations:

It's just-

🎶 WHAT'S NEW SCOOBY DOO? COMIN' AFTER YOU ✨🏃🏽‍♀️💨 WE'RE GONNA SOLVEEE THAT MYSTERY!!🎶 and it's all a rush of cutscenes of the Big Little Three getting into all kinds of fun supernatural filled shenanigans — crazy and wild and sometimes very scary, but they've all got each other's backs.

Point being: yes yes, 100% yes.

Magic user?!??!!?!?!!! THAT MEANS.... MAGIQUE~~~ (◠‿・)—☆

let's say bro (you) can fly - maybe not as often nor as naturally as Jonny boy, but hell you can levitate for more than a few minutes at a time, it's something!

you both take turns carrying Damian - the only non-flyer of the group lmaoooo

you're all the "middle man" between you all at one point or another. sometimes dami leads with his head and instincts; you and jon reel him in. sometimes jon leads with his heart and just finally fudging snaps because even the sweethearts go apeshit sometimes - you and dami do damage control and console the poor boy in the emotional aftermath. sometimes, you either lose yourself to the supernatural aspect of it all: it's either a overflowing, overwhelming rush of magic that zaps you dry and you're withered to a delicate, fragile thing in your own destructive aftermath or you go full on Avatar (tla) State and become something just shy of not human and need to be tethered back to the ground by your boys.

whatever the case may be, you all work around and through it all. you adapt to each other's needs. you're all there for each other, no matter what.

The bit with Dick and the seance. In the Manor, no less. I applaud you - it's too canon not to be.

You, hands glowing and a little too cheerful - like this is normal (it is. to you, at least) but still wary: "WAIT DON'T LEAVE YOU'RE NOW A LIABILITY TO THE DEMONS!!"

Dick:

Yoooooo, imagine pulling up to the function while Dami's at school LMFAOOOOOOO

HE'S IN A LAB OR ART CLASS JUST VIBING AND HAPPENS TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW TO SEE YOU: LEVITATING AND WAVING FRANTICALLY TO HIM AND JON RIGHT BESIDE YOU, LOOKING EXTREMELY SHEEPISH AND WAVES INNOCENTLY:

Damian: Oh, Grandfather's head on a stick.

Classmate: Woah! What happened? *sees Damian looking right past them to the window, also looking like he's about to have an aneurysm*

Classmate: Bro, what-? *goes to turn*

Damian: *grabs them by the shoulders and turns them around* AH YA- YOU- YOUUuuuknow, what? It's nothing at all. Nothing of the sort. It was . . . a bird. Yes. A bird. It flew away. But I must leave now.

Classmate: *stunned* I-uh- okay-?

Damian: *gathering his things while retaining intense eye contact* Yes.

Classmate: ......... Bro you good? Seriously-

Damian, interrupts: It would seem I have a . . . Previous engagement. I'll tend to the bird on my way.

Classmate: Oh-

Damian, already out the door because you just deactivated your levitation spell and just, went right parallel downwards without a word and Jon panicked and flew down after you to try and catch you and the both of y'all disappear from his view and most likely ate absolute shit in the school's compost bin outside the window: Your understanding is appreciated.

Classmate: .......................

Classmate: It's first period??

LMFAOOOOO AND AS FOR CLASSMATE, bro's weirded out but probably unaffected nonetheless because Dami has a rep for being a little weird and disappearing out of the blue from time to time but is a relatively pleasant classmate nonetheless!

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Damian, Jon, and you being the next Big Little Three.......

But there's magic and ghosts involved!!! 👻✨

Idea: maybe you end up being Zatanna's apprentice/family member and inherited your magic through that! Orrrrr, you're just a freelance magic user, a bit of a vagabond of sorts, a total enigma and have it under your belt, no mentor, just doin' your own thing. (Miles Morales ref. 🙌)

Either way, you're a well-meaning kid with a good heart and have an absolute time hassling all these spirits like cattle back to the netherworld that nobody else can see.

Kinda like Danny Phantom!! (I loveeee dc x dp) or somethin' to that effect haha.

Wouldn't it be even funnier if reader has like, no known records? At all? They just showed up one day and came to clean out the supernatural aspects of the city ('ole goth here's messed up enough without all the vengeful ghosts in it! just doin' a little favor, no? *blows a kiss*') and gets roped into the adventure- and friendship/found family circle- of a lifetime.

Stakeouts that turn into sleepovers at the Manor. Very rarely down at the farm in Metropolis, but sometimes!! Big open cornfields, it's a hotpot for Prime Supernatural Activity. You make insufferable jokes (even tho they're like, true) and Damian scolds you for scaring Jon. Tt.

But you save his favorite cow Betsy from getting attacked by some random ghost demon and Jon nearly crushes your ribs in a hug.

As for Damiiiii, bro- I came up w/ something--

You pop up at some Wayne gala inexplicably at first.

Damian spots you for the first time (y'know, before y'all all become friends hueheuhueuhue *chokes, coughs*), completely out in the open, and spews his drink.

He'd immediately stomp over to you, aghast, because what in all the names of the Lazarus Pit are you doing here?! He'd been stalking you for weeks from afar! He was a master of stealth!! How did you even manage--

I- what? No, he does not like your outfit! It's rather spiffy, you say? HE DOESN'T CARE! THAT'S THE LAST THING HE'S THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?? How did you even GET IN??

He's steaming and flustered while also trying to not make a scene because the place is crawling with socialites and high society aristocrats whereas you're cool, calm, charming, blending in too well as you down your own drink. [It's icy apple juice.] and just, bamboozles him further.

'Excellent year,' you suddenly say rather seriously, peering down into your glass of icy apple juice with an impressed expression, effectively cutting off Damian, who was in the middle of a hushed, barely watered down tirade.

Y'all stare at each other for all of two nanoseconds and the events happen as follows:

you turn a bottle of iced apple cider to Damian (where did you even manage to nab one?), pointedly at the label to further explain your comment,

he slaps it out of your hand in a rush of overwhelming emotion and thereby catches the attention of everyone within y'all's general vicinity,

BOOM - you're both circled out and being stared down from all sides.

Damian wants to crawl in a hole and die, maybe.

You raise your hand and twiddle your fingers in a sweet wave and- you- that's when he sees it-

Sparkles. Real, genuine, sparkles. Come right out from your fingertips.

Damian is at a loss while you suddenly garner an audience!! An applauding audience!!! What the hell is going on-?

You disappear in a puff of smoke! Oh my!!

And in a grandiose puff of sparkles and thematic smoke (it's like regular smoke but cooler), you reappear with a flourish on the stage on the other side of the room! Thereby catching everyone's attention.

"Good eveninggggg, my fellow Gothamites! Wowza, I see some sexy faces here tonight! *twirls magician's hat and releases an entire army of butterflies* Enchanted to see you all! I'm (Name) and I'm your prime rib for the night! (cue pulling a whole ass pig, cute and with a bowtie, out from the inside of your coat) Or so to speak!"

Gasps and claps arise from the audience!

Damian is terse, a little terrified, and a little impressed. And he watches the entire time as you pull off a literal magic show! An interactive one, too!

Afterwards, you stand in front of an enchanted crowd and bow with a proper flourish; when you peek out over the rim of your hat, you make direct eye contact with Damian, a mischievous smile playing at your lips.

A proper introduction for you, your Highness? - echoes in his mind. Magic.

That's when he knows. He knows, he's in for a wild ride.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'VE STARTED AND NOW I CANT GET ENOUGHHHHHH OMGGGGGGGG

(Also! Dick would totally be gushing over y'all all the time. His baby wing made friends! And such Good Ones too!! Awwwww! <33)

(And Damian just snaps at him to be quiet, orrrr frowns from where he's trapped in between you and Jon in a group hug. He secretly, not-so-secretly loves it.)

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ARE YOU KIDDING? I LOVE Lyn Lapid??? He music is so 🩷🩷🩷🩷

LOVE IS A RISK✨️

But WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE~☆

Maybe sleepin' at night all alooneee💘

Goin'it all on my owwwwnnnn🥺

LITERALLY IN MY TOP FIVE FAV ARTISTS

BROOOOOOOOOO 💥💥💥

I was following her on Tiktok from the very beginning!!!!!!!!!! When Producer Man went viral and everything!! Seeing her FINALLY releasing music and showcasing her talent to the world was so awesome, you have no CLUEEEEE 🥹🥹🥹

YAAAAAAAAS SHE'S SUCH A QUEEN!! Her music is so comforting to me!! I literally have an entire queue dedicated to her nyeheheeee—

YES AS I WAS SAYING, ✨TASTE 🤌🏽✨

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ZEEP ZEEP I WROTE SOMETHING I WROTE SOMETHING I DID IT I WROTE SOMETHING-

I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS🥳 EVEN IF IT IS ONLY HEADCANONS ✨️✨️(^°^)

SORRY I JUST REALLY WANTED TO TELL SOMEBODY HOW EXCITED I WAS EHEHEH👍🩷✨️

I JUST READ THEM.

AAAAAAAAAAA NORMIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

YOU DID!! YOU DID DO IT BOO!!! YOU DID IT YOU DID IT YOU DID IT YOU DID ITTTTT!! 😻✨😻✨😻✨

And they're adorkable hcs too!! The stark difference between the batfam and superfam will never cease to tickle me. The emotionally constipated emos vs. the heartfelt humble country folk. One of my favorite tropes ever, actually.

NORMIEEEEEE I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!! 😭👏🏾 SEE?? SEE I TOLD YOU THAT CREATIVITY WOULD COME SWIMMING BACK AT SOME POINT 🎉💥🎉💥 AND LOOKIEEEEEE~~ It did. 🥹🥰

((me, you, and ur creativity ^ all in balance <3))

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LOVING THE THEEEMMME DARLING

So bootiful! So lovely! 🩷🩷

OMGGGGGG ヾ⁠(⁠*⁠’⁠Ｏ⁠’⁠*⁠)⁠/ヾ⁠(⁠*⁠’⁠Ｏ⁠’⁠*⁠)⁠/ IT'S MY NOMZIIEEEEEEEEE

Thank you Nommiebear!!!! 😍😍 I was JUST thinking about you too- was gonna send you some silly lil inbox! ✨ Our connection transcends countries upon countries, my sweet. It's always a treat to see you here!!!!! ლ⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠ლ⁠)💘💗💘💞🩷💗💘💖💘💞🩷💘💗

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So neat. Very, very neat!

Dick Grayson's Puppy Dog Eyes™️

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@normal-internet-user hey look.

i know everybody's like "jason todd would've gone to college for english if he didn't die" which is awesome. like i love that headcanon don't get me wrong. but i feel like he would've went for social work.

jason peter todd, who grew up defending his SUDS mother from his abusive father, who lived on the streets when he should've been in elementary school, who was so poor and hungry that he was literally stealing tires off a fancy car to sell so he could eat?? that man would absolutely have worked in child welfare. whether as a foster care case manager or a community case worker helping at-risk youth, i genuinely think he would've gravitated towards helping kids in situations like his.

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THAT HE IS, THAT. HE. IS. 😤💥🙌🏾

@normal-internet-user you too sugar cupcake, get in here.

he's just a little guy

The Boy Wonder #2 by Juni Ba

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MY STABBY ROBIN GUAAAAAHHH 😩😩💥💥💥💥

merch

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My absolute favorite.

LOOK AT THE WAY BRO IS SO NONCHALANT 🗣️🗣️ The way bro SNATCHED 👏🏽 HER 👏🏽 GUN 👏🏽 with NO QUESTIONS ASKEDDDDDD ‼️‼️‼️

The kitty. 😭 All animals love him, I don't make the rules.

Bro STAYS BEING T H A T G U Y ✨💫👏🏽🗣️🕺🏽

I guess not everyone will agree with me on this, but Damian should be written as a James Bond villain in a child's body who happens to be on the side of good while fighting his enemies.

Like you can't tell me this wasn't a peak Damian moment.

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@normal-internet-user

IS THIS YOUR KING???

May I interest the people in ✨Jason Todd✨?

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*vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass*

So it seems you have. ☕

My baby fr