#my monsterfucking blorbo :3

[ineffectualdemon]

I'm wondering how much I should expose myself by giving my SVSSS Omegaverse HC but

1. I'm an out and proud monsterfucker

2. I've already mentioned I read omegaverse

3. I made a Blorbo Jail

So like...what pride am I holding onto here?

So here's my idea:

Binghe because he is half human and half demon and Airplanes shitty writing has actually 2 secondary genders. One human and one demon

His human side is an omega and that's how he initially presents as but his demon side is an alpha and presents at or around the abyss arc

Cucumber hated that as it made no sense. He had started reading because an omega protagonist was unusual and then it's taken away with a cheap ploy like this to make him extremely alpha! Like what sort of pandering sexist bullshit is this!?

Airplanes argument at the time was demon Alpha/Beta/Omega secondary genders are a little different from human ones present somewhat differently and at different times then humans so it makes sense that binghe has two!

(it doesn't. He only did it to make sure he didn't lose subs)

[yumesei]

free gush pass!! gush about your husband! tell me all the things you love about him or maybe your favorite thing you do together!! id love to hear about you and your husband!!

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HIIIIIIIIIII PAWS ANON!! :3

I LOVE GUSHING BUT I ALSO CAN'T ORGANIZE MY IDEAS STRAIGHT WHEN I DO IT SO INCOHERENT YAPPING BELOW :D

So when I started league a few years ago I was mostly there for the hot women but somehow when I bought my first champs I bought : Irelia, Janna and.... Thresh

Hot women and green skeleton that catched my eyes

I didn't get into league's lore right away, but I liked to play with my best friend (now bf hihi) and gives funny fake lores to champ, especially Thresh, he was already my lil favorite 2 weeks in 😔

I've always been into villains, like imagining them loving you or simply being their fav makes me feel special and protected (though I never selfshipped with a vilain before because Thresh is like my first and only f/o, never actively selfshipped before) so when I read his more I was like *brain implosion*

Save me cunning n sadistic bastard save me

Then I read everything that I could find about him, watched every cinematics the blorbo had taken over my mind and and I was like "you're telling me he's a 2m tall wraith but he can also takes the form of a fucking dilf to pass with humans?????? I want him even more badly, you don't even know who you're talking to" a masochistic monsterfucker with daddy issues

AND LIKE HE'S SOOOO MANIPULATIVE, HE COULD BE SO SWEET (LIKE KINDA) DOING IT IF HE NEEDED TO, I AM DROOLING ON THE FLOOR. LIKE IN THE "A NIGHT AT THE INN CINEMATIC" THE WAY BORT SAW THRESH AS HIS SAVIOR FROM MALTREATMENT BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, EVEN IF HE TOOK REVENGE BORT STILL ENDS UP IN THE LANTERN, THE OTHERS DOES TOO (N BEING TORTURED BY BORT THAT THEY MISTREATED IS EVEN CRUELER ON THEM) LIKE THRESH DIDN'T LOOSE ANYTHING (WHICH IS THE WHOLE SYMBOLISM OF THE COIN IN THAT CINEMATIC BUT THAT'S FOR ANOTHER DAY)

Then Ruination came out (aka the book where you learn his backstory when he was still human) and I just like it sm?? Like yeah he's such a pathetic bastard in it. He wasn't strong, he wasn't kind, he wasn't even cool when he was human. Literally a pathetic wet cat hissing in the rain. And I just love how he has always been a bitch, how Riot didn't try to give him a sympathetic backstory, he had always been a bastard (like yes he was kinda "bullied" by his order, but he was casted out because his personality was insufferable in the first place and because he was a peasant too me think. I think he could have turned way less worse if Helia's order weren't bitches but point is they just watered the seeds that were already there and that fuckass magic book did too) And I've got a whole thing about how his extreme sadism Has evolved with his condition.

AND LIKE HE'S REALLYYYY SMART TOO, HE WAS ALREADY ONE OF THE SMARTEST OF HIS ORDER BUT WHEN RUINATION CAME HE HAD A WHOLE MILLENIA TO CATCH UP ON THE KNOWLEDGE HIS ORDER HAD DENIED HIM (AND HE CALLED HIS LIBRARY "LIBRARY OF AGONY" HE'S SO CRINGE I LUV HIM 😭😭)

SO THE THING IS LIFE IS STRESSFUL SO I JUST WANNA BE HIS PET YKNOW?? IT'S SO CRINGE BUT I JUST WANNA LAY ON HIS LAPS AND NOT THINK, LIKE BRO IS SMART HE CAN TAKES ALL THE DECISION IDC IDC.

I WANT HIM TO WHISPERS MANIPULATIVE SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EARS CUZ HE KNOWS IT'LL MAKE ME CAVE IN XHZIXBDIXBDJ

I WANT HIM TO HURT ME (KINDA LIKE TESTING HOW FAR MY DEVOTION GOES EXCEPT MY S/I IS A WHOLE MASOCHIST)

AND LIKE HE'D UNEXPECTEDLY CATCH FEELINGS AND WOULD BE LIKE : I obviously don't love her, I don't do love. She's my pet, she's only here for entertainment and I'll throw her into the lantern the moment she becomes boring. BUT HE DO LOVES ME AND IT SHOWS IN THE WAY HE WOULDN'T HURT ME IN A WAY THAT WOULD CAUSE PERMANENT HARM ANYMORE OR GESTURES THAT SEEMS GENUINELY SWEET THROUGH ALL THAT MANIPULATION SJDJSJSJ

I want all his forms at once cuz yknow different ways to show loves??? Big monster, actual human with repressed sadism and monster in human disguise, all into their same person, and not even in a like sexual way, just the way they'd all want her attention on him but they'd never outwardly say it (cuz she's the obsessed one not them duh,,, but still if she ever tried to leave it wouldn't go well). Overwhelming in a good way.

I'm so down bad sorry

[unclewaynemunson]

I was tagged by @zerokrox-blog for this one, thank youu <3

rules: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic? -10 -> very dissuaded  0 - don’t care either way  +10 -> very enticed  nope -> if it’s a hard no and you’d never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you’d insta click out of the fic if it wasn’t tagged.  Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it’s conditional.

Age gap: 0 i don't really care

Codependency: -5 not really a fan of toxic dynamics in any way

Obsession/Possessiveness, jealousy: -7 same as for codependency but jealousy is even worse bc it gets weirdly romanticized in a lot of fics and nah i'm not feeling that

Opposites (grumpy/sunshine etc): +8 GREAT DYNAMIC

Enemies to lovers, Enemies with benefits: +3 good as a slow burn but not if it's rushed / stays toxic, really has to be done right

Friends with benefits: +7 but only if it ends with them as a couple

Sex to feelings: +7

Fake dating/relationship: +5, really depends on the way it's done

Friends to lovers: +9

Found Family: +10

Hurt/Comfort: +9

Love Triangle: -9 keep that shit away from me

Poly, open relationships: -10 no judgement if you're into that but REALLY not for me at. all.

Mistaken/hidden identity: +3, can be funny if done right but not something that makes me go feral in any way

Monsterfucking: -2 i'm sorry i know this is the monsterfucking website but i just. don't really get the hype?

Pregnancy: -6 it's not like I'd actively avoid it but nah. not interested man. pregnancies are creepy af.

Second Chance: -10 IT JUST MAKES ME SAD OKAY. The melancholy of all the "what if"s and the "done wrong"s I CAN'T TAKE IT JUST LET MY BLORBOS BE HAPPY AND NOT HURT EACH OTHER

Slowburn: +7, yaaass let those idiots pine for each other a lil bit

Soulmates: 0, very very neutral about this

I honestly have no idea who already did this so i won't tag anyone, but if you see this and want to join please say i tagged you <3

[nightmarearian]

2, 12, 19 for the genshin ask game ^^

2 - a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

aight so rn it’s Childe. He’s a bottom and I will go down with this.

He’s… pathetic(affectionate).

Pathetic lil’ blorbo who has the lowest level of self-emotional intelligence (I say self because he’s a therapy/mom friend half the time) for himself and is several levels too traumatized to really just

let himself go. Feels like he’d otherwise wouldn’t be comfortable with the vulnerability unless it’s someone he fully trusts.

Just

Melts. melts at affection there is no way he can top with that

pathetic little guy <3

12 - the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

Sara Kujou. I think I’m just attracted to characters who respond to trauma by being highly emotionally stunted and mentally shielded.

I had her on my team as an archer and eventually just raised her friendship a bunch so

She’s so emotionally stunted and devoted; Sara was a Tenku adopted by the Kujou clan after they found her wounded from falling down mountain (where she got her vision and now thinks she owes her life to the Raiden). She was raised as an opportunity to show strength and therefore as a military leader.

She has little life out of her duties, as her aspirations voice line says she hasn’t thought of it, and most of her answers to personal-type questions are military based.

So many of her lines elude to/show her relatively confused when it comes to acts of affection or emotional acts.

Her ‘troubles’ line says that she feels alone (but she describes it as physically with that her wings take too much space and so distance her from the others), and another is that she feels not actually treated as a daughter by her family.

Just-

Aaaaaaaaaaa

Oh also her character design is really nice.

19 - you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

…huh.

…….

monsterfucking.

[muddiestpath]

top 5 OCs? :3c

I had to trawl the archives, & this changes frequently but rn?

5. Fife Tosscobble (dnd halfling bard) long time fav, despite that I've not been able to play her properly! She's a jaded lesbian who was framed for her lover's death but believes she deserves the blame.

4. Chancellor's Lot (dnd genasi pact weapon) a weird one, he was a warlock who got a bad end & end up trapped in a weapon. No idea how I'd play him in game but I'd love to.

3. Uath (rp dwarven princess & insect mage) I just love her design so much. I had a lot of fun. She's adopted into the royal family & is older than her siblings but still considered the youngster bc race ages. Rides a giant ram & uses illusions to mess with ppl.

2. Aislyn Tabris (dragon age city elf warrior) the OG. The blorbo that ruled my artblog for so long. The beginning of my MILF era. I owe her so much. Got me through university. I want to draw her everytime I see her.💕✨

1. Gwillian 'the last gasp' (Arcane zaunite) the new queen. Bartender & mutant from the depths of the undercity: gills/poison immunity/sharp teeth. I put so many identity/depersonalisation/monsterfucker vibes into her. Sadly, she's so pretty she's hard for me to draw 😢 She made me actually want to write?! So she has to be #1

I can do two hairstyles: fried bob or braids.

[perrin-aybaras-hammer]

Pre-writing the post thought: WHY DID I SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON THIS. Nobody caressssss. But i dumped my thoughts in a puddle on the floor and here they are, have a lick:

About to finish baby's first baldur's gate three playthrough and i have some thoughts, in no particular order.

1) it can't truly escape acute dungeons and dragons 5e disorder. (By which i mean, railroading narrative development behind a single die roll)

2) tumblr neglects the hilarious monsterfucker npcs.

3) there is something to be said about mindflayers, the matrix, and when portraying fascism and resistance in sci-fi/fantasy breaks down that i can't quite articulate yet.

4) everyone's favorite gameshow "is the tragic ending narratively interesting or is it just another way for me to mentally self-harm???"

5) orcs continue to rule.

6) i did not expect a speech in this game to hit QUITE so close to home.

7) kill eugenicists on sight

8) thinking about a character's connection to off-screen characters (family, friends, rivals that never appear) is more crucial to roleplaying than whatever the fuck a "bond" or a "flaw" is.

9) milf sweep

10) transfem orc sweep

11) let me 1v1 zariel i can take her

12) dnd 5e hates necromancers

13) why can't i find a hood or cloak until halfway through the FANTASY game

14) dnd undervalues the swagger of medieval infantry helmets (and other gear) from across the globe. Enough of this needlessly filagreed and over-designed bullshit. Kettle helmet sweep

15) look orpheus you're probably right that i should've let myself die to mend the sins of being unwittingly complicit in your awful imprisonment but i think i deserve a little credit for risking my ass to kill a devil and loot his house and then tell one of my strongest allies to go fuck himself all to save your sorry ass

16) i really do want to highlight that this game has a character LITERALLY call out another character as a monsterfucker (essentially calling them a chaser). Like literally actually. The levels of near-fourth wall break. But apparently we are all too busy blorbo-ifying a victim of abuse who then perpetrates further abuse before finally breaking the cycle of violence.

[caitiesith]

Top 10 Blorbos

Dearest @akinari-kashihara asked me to talk about my top ten blorbos, so it's time for me to dust off the Tumblr and immediately have some regrets.

10. Kyoya from Ouran High School Host Club

J. Michael Tatum is a PROBLEM for me. Dark hair edgy boi, would kill, serious dubcon/noncon energy, screw the rules I have money.

9. Impmon/Beelzemon

They're both the same people, one is just brat mode and the other is his biker boi greyscale Tinder profile mode. I love them both too much. They hit all the boxes for men I love:

Have killed before and will kill again

Strong likelihood to murder me and then feel bad about it

Big emo feelings

Fluffy hair

Cute/hot voices respectively (badaboom Impmon is cute but please no badaboom in the bedroom)

Literal rat bastard men

Leather. Yes.

Bitey

Motorbikes and guns. YES.

WINGS WINGS WINGS

yes I am in the monsterfucker club

8. Xiao from Genshin Impact

Angsty demon boi with chronic pain, a lengthy legacy of doing lots of murders very well, an eating disorder, no self-esteem. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I don't care who you ship him with - Venti is a fav, but Lumine/Aether/Albedo/Zhongli/anyone is good)

7. Shadow the Hedgehog

Edgy hedgy with a gun, a tendency for martyrdom, and murder in his heart. My type was set from a young age.

Do I want to fuck the hedgehog man? No. But I do think he and his blue rival should smooch.

6. Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance

SOFT SAD QUEER BOI WITH PROBLEMS AND LONG HAIR AND A SUPER CUTE ACCENT

5. Sebastian Michaelis

Pretty hair hot accent murder in his heart and definitely bi. Could never be into me but that's honestly not what this list is about. The pattern continues.

J. Michael Tatum is a PROBLEM for me. Dark hair edgy boi, would kill, serious dubcon/noncon energy, screw the rules I have money.

4. The Tenth Doctor

Cute accent, soft fluffy hair, manic energy, angst like whoa, has killed before would kill again, desperately pining for his beyond-saving rival and childhood bestie, 10/10 love this bi disaster.

3. John Reese and Root - Person of Interest

Disaster bi John Reese is absolutely convinced he's straight and this is hilarious to everyone else in the room, and everyone watching him. He's a mess. Such murder in his heart, and such sad boy energy.

Can't mention the Person of Interest leading m/m couple without the equally iconic f/f couple that is Shaw and Root. GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. Two ladies with murder in their heart and lust clawing inside of their ribs.

Person of Interest is an amazing show with lots of topical storytelling but what matters most to me is its unmatched raw queer power.

2. Unknown from Mystic Messenger

I could talk about how much I adore Zen, good boy with a motorbike and soft long hair and painful self-awareness. Or I could talk about 707, disaster cross-dressing depressed hacker extraordinaire, so many problems, so much aching awareness of what lies beyond the fourth wall. But all roads would eventually lead to Unknown: a broken shell of a man whose affection could turn to violence at any moment, whose middle name might as well be dubcon, with a tragic past and problem a tragic future. He is my type. There's no denying it.

1. Xue Yang

He's here. My love. My beloved. My hyperfixation. XUE YANG, EVERYBODY.

He is. A mess. I love him. SO MUCH. He is a trashy bastard man and I love him. He would absolutely canonically fuck your mum but hello I am RIGHT HERE.

I have spent so many words on this man that none are left in my brain for this post. Please, sir, stab me. You don't even have to feel bad about it after it's fine.

[incomprehensiblelentils]

For the blorbo etc ask meme - I'd love to hear your blorbos from The Magnus Archives, Warehouse 13 and whatever your preferred season of Dimension 20 is (or just. D20 as a whole I guess)

oh man you really went for my neck huh lmao

TMA

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Agnes Montague my beloved ;_; Hilariously my first time through I was like "yeah I don't really get why people are losing their shit over the avatars, like they're fun but I'm not a monsterfucker I guess" and then episode 68 happened and boy was it all over for me! I too would let Agnes burn off my face for one (1) kiss! I also have a lot of feelings about Melanie King, who is mean and angry and prone to lashing out and doesn't want to be, and I love her so much.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Gerry Keay has very much become this for me. I love this weird goth boy and I wish we'd gotten more of him <3 but also I feel weird not mentioning Georgie who I also love very very much.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): I just don't think we talk enough about how fucking delightful Nikola Orsinov is, frankly. My favorite scene of hers is where she berates Jon for having a bad skincare routine.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Jude Perry was so valid, I like seeing Asian bastard representation

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): who in this series is not problematic lmfao. I guess Daisy bc I feel bad about liking a cop so much fucking oops

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): I think I'm supposed to want to send Elias to superhell but damn it's funny when he squirms. remember when Jon [REDACTED]? good times :)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): that one bitch who was like "I can have little a murdering grandmas and newborn babies as a treat, because my life matters more than theirs." That episode makes me ill every time I listen to it.

someone else actually asked Warehouse 13 so I am answering that shortly!

Dimension 20 (I pick D20 as a whole lmao, it's like potato chips, too hard to pick just one)

blorbo: Ayda Aguefort because autistic lesbian representation! Ricky Matsui because I just like a nice Japanese Superman. Katja Cleaver because she's a horse girl, I was always going to love her. Kristen Applebees because same as above except ex-religious lesbian. Sundry Sydney is probably going to round out the top 5 blorbos because I do love a robot learning how to be a person.

scrunkly: Honestly I feel this way about all the Fantasy High/Seven kiddos, like, they're good kids and I love them so much!!!! but also the Misfits & Magic kids. Mildly feral teens who love each other with all their hearts give me a lot of feelings.

scrimblo bimblo: I deliberately don't look at the fandom so I have no idea who is underrated, but I think Kingston Brown is one of the best characters in like, anything. I also really like Danielle Barkstock because she is intensely relatable.

glup shitto: Ayda, obviously, lol. I also think Chungledown Bim is so fucking funny and I cannot wait for him to reappear in Junior Year. OH and Stephen Sondheim!

poor little meow meow: Is Fig this? I don't know. I really dig her chaotic messy angsty teen energy. I also like "Skip" as he is after episode 1 of A Starstruck Odyssey, but I was also kind of looking forward to Zac playing a mean captain, lol.

horse plinko: Cody "Night Angel" Walsh is the perfect fit for this category. He's awful but he makes me laugh so much. I wish the clip of him critfailing with his stupid sword and dealing himself 30 damage, farting, then having his moped fall on him was on youtube because it's my favorite.

eeby deeby: Sam Nightingale's mom, Adaine Abernant's parents, and Kristen Applebee's parents. I would say Penelope Everpetal too but she's already there :)

[make-a-desert-call-it-peace]

So I’m obviously obsessed with 911 and for tags I’ll often type “eddie” and swipe through for the Eddie Diaz ones I use.

Sometimes I forget that I’ve been following Symbrock for way longer and tagged that Eddie’s stuff without his last name since at the time he was my only Eddie blorbo. Like just now. I’m swiping through and among the “eddie diaz needs therapy” and “eddie diaz queer awakening here we go” ones there’s like. “eddie is canonically a monsterfucker” — which Eddie Brock absolutely is — but for a full second I thought it was referring to Eddie Diaz and my brain broke a little trying to figure out where the hell in 911 canon that would’ve been

And it’s 3:30am and I have work in the morning and yet I’m considering writing eddie diaz tentacle porn like