#my mom's such a feckin nerd

[dad-left-for-the-milk]

Let’s keep it short because I really don’t care

-Ruairí Whalen is ainm dom (pronounced Rure-y)

-I’m 12 and a half

-Moms from Ireland and the father’s apparently a Greek god??? (What the actual skibidi mother)

-I’m in this weird camp with other kids from Greek gods and it’s well something…. Let’s just say the gods owe a lot of child support please get me out of here I miss my home

-if you told me a few weeks ago I was the child of a feckin Greek god I would have thought you were a looney but now I think I’m the looney….

-I can use weapons now which is cool ig

-tumblr is popular among the others at camp half blood so im going to make friends here but in my own chronically online way

-I’ve been expelled from three schools 😛😛😛

-this dude Percy is the goat 🔥🔥🔥🔥

-I like science a lot

-I don’t actually like skibidi toilet I’m not one of those gen alpha don’t worry

-yeah that’s it

Byeeee

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-Mod and character are minors mod uses she/her while Ruairí uses he/him

-if you can’t tell I’m Irish and one of the main reasons I made this blog was to practice it in a way 💀💀💀

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Additional info on this menace

-Raised in Ireland for the first 9 years of his life (he was born in Cork city and spent a majority of his life in County Kerry)

-his mom met his dad on a holiday in Florida

-parents: Róisín Whalen and (redacted)

-lil bro hasn’t been claimed yet

-Mega science nerd and adores sci fi and horror novels his favourite book is it by Steven King

-Speaks both English and Gaeilge and uses Irish slang words

-Raised in the internet the iPad kid ever

-skipped two grades (currently a freshmen) so he’s used to talking to kids older than him

-physically weak he will lose almost any fight he’s in

-third cousins to Ed Sheeran

-Positive traits:curious,witty,intelligent,confident and honest, awkward

-flaws:blunt,reckless,cowardly,ignorant, nerd

[hoardofshinythings]

Gremlin Notes: Stranger Things Ep. 1-S. 1

Byers have a mut retriever? House doesn’t seem dog lived in. Neighbours? Keep eye on pupper in future episodes. 

Creatures mess with phone lines 

Demogorgon unlocks door from outside (telepathic powers), can teleport though so why? Does it have wherewithal to be a haunting dick? Keep an eye on this to see if something like this happens again. 

Will grabs dads gun, knows how to load it (dad teach him... or mom?? I can see his dad getting impatient with him while teaching him, but then Mom latter teaching him with patience to do it... or! OR. Johnathan. Hmmmmm). I am officially on team ‘Give Will A Gun’. Not even as a treat. Fay boys with boom sticks are badass. 

Joyce does not confirm kid is missing with Wheelers mom. No trust? Or just hopeful? Looks like no trust. Is Mrs. Wheeler a gossip?

BARB DEFF A LESBIAN MY GOD. On SITE. She may not know it but I do. Course she dies dammit.

Phil Larson: someone keeps stealing gnomes from his garden. No murders or other big things in the last 4 years (but no mention of before). Keep an eye on reports of weird, silly, or off things that happen in town for background noise or weird connections you can make later.

OMG Ben is just a gentle giant oh rude. Knows all the truckers and old folks in town. Who the shit would believe he offed himself? The look on his face when she said 11. He called the police.  What if they had arrived first.  Did they really have to kill him? They really really didn’t? Though I guess even if they convinced the both of them the lady was child services it’s a small town word would get around about a starving kid in the woods... but who would connect the dots? Could just be one of those ‘weird things’ that happens and then vanishes into the rumor mill. Ben did not need to get capped. What if he brought her down to the station instead what would have happened? Would they have feckin shot any officer involved? Like... your problem solving skills are NOT the best here secret lab. Choose the most normal route to not be noticed. But then maybe there have been a lot of cuts and they don’t have the sharpest staff anymore and ‘quick shot mcgee missus’ is the kind of slapstick crap they got now.... which explains why the place is falling apart at the seams with crazy shyte by this point. Hmmmmmmm.... 

Teacher BIGGEST nerd. Scott Clarke 

Mom took Will to see Poltergeist but not Johnathan. J just not a horror kind of person or is this a favoritism thing? Keep an eye out for this.

Johnathan deff has older sibling syndrome out the wazoo. Used to calming mom, probably forced to be mediator. Anxiety out the ass probably. She tries to bond with him in panic night of disappearance. He doesn’t know what to do with that. She falls apart really fast. He is deff used to managing her. Probably has de-escalation skills tantamount to a Negotiation Specialist due to his parents obvious rough road and then dealing with that in a small town and the rumor mill of it all. 

Mike see’s Steve climbing the side of his house and just goes on because wtf dude I got other shit to do. Very sibling blackmail collection habit.

Observation of Nancy and Steve interactions. Always seems like something disappears in Steve’s eyes when she calls him an idiot. She means it as an affectionate nickname, so he is playing it cool, but that look says he has to TRY to play it cool and not take it to heart. It has probably been used on him by those he cares about before, but meant to hurt unlike her. It does make him back off from what he is trying to do each time. A switch is flipped to Step Back mode.

[baileybooradly]

My mom’s fussing at me; calling me Deacon because I haven’t done the dishes in five years