#my mom literally told her she could get her marriage annulled and she said no ..
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personally i would get a divorce if i hadnt had sex with my husband in decades (decadeS) and he neglected my adopted son when he was in a life threatening medical emergency and punched my daughter in the gut (for being anti war) and i didnt even get a catholic marriage because he's lutheran but maybe im just built different from my grandma
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noellcfms · 4 years ago
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chicago’s very own noelle washington has been spotted on madison avenue driving a mclaren 720s , welcome ! your resemblance to normani kordei is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty-fourth birthday bash  . your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re deceitful, but being benevolent might help you . i think being a gemini explains that .  3 things that would paint  a better picture of you would be sunset picnics , fruit smoothies , and the smell of vanilla . ( cis female + she/her ) +  (  elle , 20 , she/her , cst )
my name is elle! i was here like a month ago then i left to vibe and clear my brain but i’m back and better than ever! this is my absolute BABIE noelle, most of you will remember her, and those who don’t i am so sorry this fake bitch has to enter your life, enough about me let’s talk about noelle!
* --- biography
noelle washington was born into an extremely strict Christian family, the middle child of three children. her family did everything by the bible. her dad was an extremely famous tv preacher, and her mom was a lawyer turned preacher’s wife. perfect family dynamic, no gimmicks, just wholesome family love.
her and her siblings went to church everyday, noelle grew up believing the things that her family told her.
family was very fervent in their beliefs and noelle kinda just had to stick behind them because they were family? ya know?
noelle grew up with her housewife mother! who was constantly cooking and cleaning and taking care of household tasks, so noelle followed in her footsteps
she developed a love for cooking and baking, and it became a passion to her. her parents were proud! they raised such a positive child
but she wanted more, she had bigger aspirations than being good at cooking for somebody else one day
middle child vibes are your parents forgetting that you even go to gymnastics in the first place, but that’s what she did! and she was great!
but her parents wanted her to focus on the cooking thing so she did, went on chopped junior and she won!!!! would later go on to win an actual episode of chopped but that’s different tea
ANYWAYS from that her family was offered a reality tv show because wow what wholesome family activities! and their children are so talented!! wait noelle who again? yeah she was...ignored per usual love that for her
she continued to practice gymnastics and she was heckin good at it i’m proud of my bb, she went on to by the youngest female to win three gold medals a talented queen i know
her family finally wanted to put her on their show because she was bringing in views everyone wanted to know how she was so well behaved and obedient and performed on the level that she did
she was a really good student! was valedictorian, student council president, and a bunch of other extracurriculars that would make her family proud of her
honestly she was jus tryna get into a good college ngl...as far away from her family as she could get
BUT THE WORLD DEMANDED NOELLE and so her family delivered for her, finally she graduated and phew she couldn’t wait to get as far away as possible from them
she ended up going to Stanford for...law....and although her family could pay her way and she was offered a full ride...she didn’t want to have to depend on her family for anything SIS DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO CALL HOME
she went to Stanford and worked a normal job...and everyone was so shocked! to see Noelle Washington working a normal job and being you know a fucking human but despite the gawking she continued to do so
she graduated college with her law degree and as valedictorian so she was like cool i appeased my parents time to move back...and she moved back!
she was like ‘guys i don’t wanna be a lawyer i wanna...open a bakery’ and so she did
you can catch her there literally anytime in the morning because she might own the place but she also you know works there because it’s hers....fun times!
she’s just began releasing her music! and her vc is normani
but this america’s sweetheart bitch has a secret
everything i told you was the truth! but i mean one version of the truth here’s the side of noelle nobody gets to see
* --- second biography?
noelle’s family seemed perfect one the outside but her father was a serial cheater, and her mother was a borderline alcoholic
they didn’t love her or her siblings so they often all fell to the wayside unless it was maintaining appearances in public, then it was all smiles, and how they lived by the word, a bunch of bs
noelle stopped believing in what her family force fed her early on...but she kept that shit to herself
the cooking and cleaning and literally every other responsibility fell upon noelle and her siblings, she sorta despised her parents, but still craved their validation, it was a really messed up cycle
all of her achievements are true tho! she got valedictorian, student council president, youngest person to win three gold medals, etc etc
her family really did get their own reality tv show, and put on extreme appearances for the cameras...and noelle was pushed to the wayside because middle child vibes again
she did go to Stanford for law...but let’s get into the main portion of her double life
she didn’t work a normal job! she wasn’t a waitress or a cook or even a dishwasher nope she did none of that shit
she became a stripper! but she couldn’t show everyone her face obviously...so she developed a plan!
she would go on stage in a really extravagant masquerade mask...like to the point where nothing was recognizable but her eyes
and that shit worked! she was a hit! an icon! people loved her...she made mad bank
well one day an agent approached her and was like...do you want to do porn? and this extra ass bitch said more money? hell yeah
the one condition she did have was obviously she kept the mask, but she could change it during scenes, like different colors and shit love that for her
it was amazing that this bitch managed to graduate with all the hours that she was pulling...lowkey would be proud when annoying frat boys that called her a ‘prude’ would talk about how much they wanted to fuck her
ANYWAYS she took her work with her when she moved back to new york mostly her work in the adult entertainment industry...but she continues to do porn and that’s where a big majority of her money comes from
that’s her secret lmaoooo she hasn’t told her family or even her friends because you know appearances
so when she’s not at the bakery during the day she’s usually filming a scene...and when she’s not around at night she’s stripping
* --- personality
PUBLIC LIFE
extremely sweet
literally doesn’t have a mean bone in her body...but not nice to the point where anyone’s suspicious...just nice enough to teeter that line a little bit
fun loving young girl, or at least she tries to be, she tends to let her emotions get the best of her tbh, but despite that she’s gentle and kind and would never hurt a fly if she could help it
she always gives everyone the benefit of the doubt, believing the best in everyone and always looking for the good, you could tell her a million and one bad things about someone and she’d still only care about the one positive aspect
noelle has the biggest heart, and often thinks she’s mislabeled as naive, although in reality she truly is and is often easily lead on
not gonna lie, noelle apologizes for just about everything, even if it isn’t her fault, bam there’s another apology coming out of her mouth
she’s sorta of the mom friend in a way? like she can barely take care of herself, but she literally tries to take care of every single person there is to ever exist
is resilient and to this day there isn’t a problem that she hasn’t overcome, even if she did have a little help from alcoholic beverages
lowkey a hopeless romantic??? like she’s the kind of girl who falls in love with strangers, or sees people in coffee shops and then envisions their wedding, she’s hopeless
SECRET LIFE
extremely outspoken
will fight for what she wants deadass she’ll punch you don’t play with her she doesn’t take shit from anybody
extremely comfortable with herself and her body and just embraces who she is i love that for her
she talks mad shit ngl but she’ll back that up with a punch dw
judgmental but like lowkey not about your looks or clothes or anything but she will talk about how you act and carry yourself since that’s important to her
ngl lowkey has this whole ass superiority complex
hella sociable, she loves meeting new people
sexual!1!1!1!
if you can’t tell she do be having anger issues
* --- wanted connections
don’t feel limited by this list, italics means i’m open to more than one
best friend / ride or die
roommates
basically her son
bad influences around each other
pr romance
little brother
step siblings / ex step siblings
pals
childhood & high school friends
awkward situation
frenemies
bad terms
FIRST LOVE THAT ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED HER
big heartbreak ex-fiance OR alternatively an annulled vegas marriage
will they ? have they ?
exes, on bad terms
exes, on good terms
skinny love
high school sweetheart
friends with benefits
one night stand
industry friends
* --- second biography?
noelle’s family seemed perfect one the outside but her father was a serial cheater, and her mother was a borderline alcoholic
they didn’t love her or her siblings so they often all fell to the wayside unless it was maintaining appearances in public, then it was all smiles, and how they lived by the word, a bunch of bs
noelle stopped believing in what her family force fed her early on...but she kept that shit to herself
the cooking and cleaning and literally every other responsibility fell upon noelle and her siblings, she sorta despised her parents, but still craved their validation, it was a really messed up cycle
all of her achievements are true tho! she got valedictorian, student council president, youngest person to win three gold medals, etc etc
her family really did get their own reality tv show, and put on extreme appearances for the cameras...and noelle was pushed to the wayside because middle child vibes again
she did go to Stanford for law...but let’s get into the main portion of her double life
she didn’t work a normal job! she wasn’t a waitress or a cook or even a dishwasher nope she did none of that shit
she became a stripper! but she couldn’t show everyone her face obviously...so she developed a plan!
she would go on stage in a really extravagant masquerade mask...like to the point where nothing was recognizable but her eyes
and that shit worked! she was a hit! an icon! people loved her...she made mad bank
well one day an agent approached her and was like...do you want to do porn? and this extra ass bitch said more money? hell yeah
the one condition she did have was obviously she kept the mask, but she could change it during scenes, like different colors and shit love that for her
it was amazing that this bitch managed to graduate with all the hours that she was pulling...lowkey would be proud when annoying frat boys that called her a ‘prude’ would talk about how much they wanted to fuck her
ANYWAYS she took her work with her when she moved back to new york mostly her work in the adult entertainment industry...but she continues to strip and that’s where a big majority of her money comes from
that’s her secret lmaoooo she hasn’t told her family or even her friends because you know appearances
so when she’s not at the bakery during the day she’s usually filming a scene...and when she’s not around at night she’s stripping
* --- personality
PUBLIC LIFE
extremely sweet
literally doesn’t have a mean bone in her body...but not nice to the point where anyone’s suspicious...just nice enough to teeter that line a little bit
fun loving young girl, or at least she tries to be, she tends to let her emotions get the best of her tbh, but despite that she’s gentle and kind and would never hurt a fly if she could help it
she always gives everyone the benefit of the doubt, believing the best in everyone and always looking for the good, you could tell her a million and one bad things about someone and she’d still only care about the one positive aspect
noelle has the biggest heart, and often thinks she’s mislabeled as naive, although in reality she truly is and is often easily lead on
not gonna lie, noelle apologizes for just about everything, even if it isn’t her fault, bam there’s another apology coming out of her mouth
she’s sorta of the mom friend in a way? like she can barely take care of herself, but she literally tries to take care of every single person there is to ever exist
is resilient and to this day there isn’t a problem that she hasn’t overcome, even if she did have a little help from alcoholic beverages
lowkey a hopeless romantic??? like she’s the kind of girl who falls in love with strangers, or sees people in coffee shops and then envisions their wedding, she’s hopeless
SECRET LIFE
extremely outspoken
will fight for what she wants deadass she’ll punch you don’t play with her she doesn’t take shit from anybody
extremely comfortable with herself and her body and just embraces who she is i love that for her
she talks mad shit ngl but she’ll back that up with a punch dw
judgmental but like lowkey not about your looks or clothes or anything but she will talk about how you act and carry yourself since that’s important to her
ngl lowkey has this whole ass superiority complex
hella sociable, she loves meeting new people
sexual!1!1!1!
if you can’t tell she do be having anger issues
* --- headcanons
...i’m gonna update this as soon as possible but i wanna plot already soooooooo
* --- wanted connections
don’t feel limited by this list, italics means i’m open to more than one
best friend / ride or die
roommates
basically her son
bad influences around each other
pr romance
little brother
step siblings / ex step siblings
pals
childhood & high school friends
awkward situation
frenemies
bad terms
FIRST LOVE THAT ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED HER
big heartbreak ex-fiance OR alternatively an annulled vegas marriage
will they ? have they ?
exes, on bad terms
exes, on good terms
skinny love
high school sweetheart
friends with benefits
one night stand
industry friends
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nerdanel takes a page out of finwë’s book: a very long bullet point fic
fëanor is dead
he will stay dead forever, so says mandos
nerdanel’s children, on the other hand, are alive (and were reborn as children and are now teens/young adults and celebrimbor is older than his dad which is weird but also kind of helps them get along better?)
and alive with them is a man
i will not deign to give him a name
he is not fëanor, he is nothing like fëanor, so i don’t like him
anyways
nerdanel likes this man
she likes him a lot
and he likes her a lot
and they’re... seeing each other, which is to say they’re courting but in a way that makes her family suspect that something is up but not 100% certain
well, not 100% certain until she actually up and tells her sons ‘i think i may be falling in love with Man. is this... is this something you seven think you could come around to?’
they ask politely to convene as a group without her to discuss. she agrees and understands. she’d do anything for her boys.
the boys discuss
it goes something like this:
“what” - maglor
“what should we do” ambarussa
“i... don’t know.” maedhros (not a good sign)
“i mean... i want to to be happy” - caranthir
“yeah but like... she seemed happier with dad? maybe it’s just my bias because they’re our parents. speaking of, what about dad?” - curufin
“maybe we should tell him?” - celegorm
“tell him what? oh, hey dad, mom’s getting remarried probably and you can do nothing but grieve because you’re literally dead, we thought you should know.” - maglor
“we could... i mean, look. do we all agree that we don’t like Man as a potential step-father?” - maedhros
“yes.” - everyone else
“i vote we tell dad and go from there.” - celegorm, and an agreement is made
so they say to nerdanel “this is a lot to process for us. we’re going to need some time to adjust to this new development.” and she says “i understand, take all the time you need.”
boys trip to mandos! time to tell dad that the love of his life is falling in love with some other dude
“i don’t like the word step-father.” - curufin, on the way there
“me either.” - everyone else
“now we know how dad feels about indis.” - celegorm
“ohhhhhhhh. yeah now i understand.” - everyone else
they get to mandos
they bang on some doors and maedhros is very persuasive
fëanor’s spirit meets them halfway. he’s on the Dead Side and they’re on the Alive Side
“whats up, boys. miss me that much?” - fëanor
“we have a problem.” - caranthir
“what is it?” - fëanor, thoroughly intrigued
“mom’s getting married and we son’t want her to!! we don’t want a new dad we like you!” -amras
“nerdanel’s WHAT.” - guess
“no, no. mom’s not getting married. she’s just falling in love with another dude. she’ll get married in like three years, probably, if it works out with Man” - maedhros
“sorry, WHAT. who is MAN????” - guess
“mom’s new boyfriend” - celegorm
god, poor fëanor
“nerdanel... oh, man.”
“we thought we should tell you.” - curufin
fëanor’s spirit sits down and takes a deep breath
“okay.” he says
“wait, what?” - sons 1 through 7
“i mean... if he makes her happy, i guess.”
“who are you and what have you done with curufinwë fëanáro.” - celegorm, caranthir
“haven’t you heard? according to the sindar, my name is fëanor now. and i’m pathetic also, according to the sindar.”
“the sindar literally know fuck all about anything, they’re the dumbest people ever??” - maedhros, maglor, celegorm, curufin, everyone who’s ever interacted with the sindar ever
“c’mon dude we need you to like, stop mom from getting engaged because we Don’t Like Him” - maglor
“look. kiddos. i’m dead, permanently. i’m no help to anyone, much less nerdanel. if she loves this man, she should be with him.”
“she should be with you!” - amrod
“that’s not what she wants, though, is it?” - fëanor
they leave fëanor in the halls and decide to accept that their mom likes Man
they still don’t, though.
he has less of a temper than fëanor, unsurprisingly, but he’s a lot more violent when he is angry
not towards them, but he’s smashed plates
for seven men with ptsd it’s really not great
but yknow what? dad is right. mom is happy.
(amras won’t tell them that Man took it too far one night when he was at home alone with him. curufin doesn’t talk about how violent Man is when curufin is acting too much like fëanor. they don’t want to hurt nerdanel)
celebrimbor and curufin have a lot of talks about the whole situation. it helps them bond.
so nerdanel and man get engaged or whatever
yayyyy i guess
the wedding comes up really quickly
nerdanel decides she wants maedhros to walk her down the aisle
they get as far as the ‘does anyone object’ bit
fëanor’s timing is, as per usual, perfect. he walks in with a swagger and raises his hand. ‘i object.’ he says.
Man walks up to him and tries to punch him in the face
fëanor trips him and sidesteps.
“really, ‘danel? i thought you had taste.”
nerdanel remembers what it is to truly be in love, or some romantic shit because we Know fëanor is her man for life
“you said you weren’t going to do anything, dad.” - curufin, trying to be dry but relief is flooding his face
“yeah, and then i thought about it some more and decided that giving up hope of reconciling with my estranged wife was fucking stupid. what’s that bruise behind your collar?”
“hm? oh, i don’t know, it’s probably from when i tripped a few days ago. how did you get out of mandos?
“okay.” the look says ‘we’re talking about that later, because i don’t believe you for one second’. “i was able to convince some of the maiar to get me some tools and then i broke out. it was awesome and well worth it.”
“anyways,” continues fëanor, “i believe my very presence annuls all legal rights to this marriage. and i hope that, maybe this can become a vow renewal?” now he’s looking straight at nerdanel, and he’s got hope in his eyes. “i know there are so many ways i’ve wronged you. and i am sorry. i want to spend the rest of my life making it up to you.”
nerdanel says “alright. fine. i think the boys like you better, anyways”
fëanor laughs. “they’d better!”
boom wedding vow renewal
cut to like three months later, Man is in Elf Jail because fëanor is still Lawyer AF curufin broke down and told fëanor that man hurt him because of how much he resembled fëanor, who promptly lost it and instantly regretting not breaking his fucking arm at the wedding
fëanor and nerdanel are happy!
the end
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Self promo time, go read Boyfriend!Donghan and Single Father!Donghan.
When he proposed to you, it was because both his friends and his mom were like boy you better put a ring on it before you lose her.
He’d like you so he put a ring on it, well you said yes and allowed the ring to be put on it.
The ring was literally this ring he saw you say was pretty one day, he was buying you a necklace for your birthday and he saw you comment on this ring and he was that’s it, that’s the ring.
Your wedding was simply and elegant, tbh Donghan just linked that pinterest board you didn’t think he knew about to the wedding planner.
On your wedding day he was more nervous than he had ever been for anything before in his life.
People talk about brides getting cold feet, well your feet were toasty warm but his were just lukewarm and he was seriously considering ditching.
He almost did too, until his dad was like you are going to walk down that aisle and say some romantic shit and then say I do or are you not man enough to do that.
Then he was like yes, I’m man enough, and it was like a challenge his father had given him and he didn’t notice he had forgotten his cold feet until the person officiating the wedding said “I now pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride.”
Then it hit him what he had done, he was married to you, you were his wife.
He was caught up in his thoughts, he didn’t kiss you, and then he remembered it and was like shit I need to kiss her.
The kiss, the first kiss as his wife was amazing, and had it not been for the groomsmen that started cat calling, it would have lasted longer.
A good 75% of your reception after the wedding, you two were hidden behind a fake flower wall hiding from everyone and making out.
Everyone acted like they didn’t know you were there, but they knew, they just feared walking back there and seeing something they didn’t want to see.
The wedding was elegant and classy, but your reception was extra as hell, like you just gave the reigns over to your future mother-in-law and she went wild. WILD.
Like imagine flowers everywhere, an ice sculpture of you two, and like a five tier cake.
That’s the choices your mother-in-law made.
After the very luxurious reception, you and Donghan left for your honeymoon.
Donghan planned it, which you regret letting him plan anything since usually whatever he plans ends horribly, but he was determined to prove you wrong.
You wanted to go to Aruba, but he misheard Aruba as arugula and was like wtf she wants to go to an arugula farm, okay this is what she wants.
So he booked a flight to a country that has these big arugula farms, but then he was bragging about how well his plan was going to his mom and she found out he was taking you to an arugula farm instead of Aruba.
She was like “my son, I love you, but you are an idiot”, and took over planning herself after telling Donghan Aruba and arugula are different things.
Sadly by the time Donghan decided to brag it was like 2 weeks before the wedding and the best his mom could do was Iceland since literally every other place was booked up, but it was better than the farm Donghan was going to take you to.
When you get there, it isn’t Aruba but it’s lovely and you are happy you let him plan this, and of course he is basking in pride and doesn’t tell you his mother planned it, but you know his mom planned it since she told you about the arugula field, yet you let him have his moment.
This dumbass swears he has to carry you across the threshold into the place you are staying, you don’t trust him, but you let him since you are like what’s the worse that could happen.
Well, the worse that could happen was that he manages to slam your head against the door frame while trying to carry you over the threshold.
The first ten minutes of married life alone consist of you glaring at him while he holds a bag of ice he got against the red mark forming on your head.
You haven’t even been married a full day and you are already wondering if you can annul this marriage.
You wouldn’t of course, you love him too much to do that.
Your wedding nights ends up being spent laying on his chest as he holds ice against your head, telling you not to go to sleep since you might have a concussion and if you go to sleep you might not wake up, and he doesn’t want his wife to die the first day of marriage.
You don’t have a concussion, it’s just a bump, but he refuses to accept your answer and keeps you awake all night, well until he falls asleep, then you fall asleep also.
The rest of your honeymoon goes amazingly, he doesn’t slam your head against the door frame anymore, and he’s became a lot more careful when carrying you.
He won’t admit it, but after you hit your head the first night, he seriously feared the love of his life dying from something he did and he went from careless to extra careful.
When you return home, the honeymoon phase won’t wear off easily, you two probably will have been married like three years and people comment it is still like you are both in the honeymoon phase still.
When you two move into your own house, you quickly learn he’s only good for carrying boxes around because the moment he starts helping unpacking, he’s searching through the boxes trying to find a certain thing that he won’t say what it is.
He’s looking for your clothing so he can find your lingerie and ask you to wear it.
He probably finds it and asks you to wear it, but you tell him no and tell him to keep unpacking, he gets all pouty then is like “fine i’ll just unpack all your underwear then”, and you’re like no and he’s never seen you run so fast to take the box from him.
He starts thinking you could win the Olympics if he did something like this there and he lowkey starts thinking of how to enter you since how awesome would it be to say your wife had a gold medal from the Olympics.
Donghan would probably bring up children first, tbh he just wants a reason to have you in bed, like someone calm him down.
But you are like no, we can get a puppy instead, and he’s like but that’s not the kind of exercise I wanted.
But he’s a man and his wife wanted a puppy and so he got a goddamn puppy.
He probably ends up getting the fluffiest dog at the pound, like is this a dog or five pounds of stuffing from a teddy bear, the world may never know.
You tell him he can name it, but he probably wants to name it something stupid like King Tyrese the fifth of Bananamore, and you are like no it’s name is Fluffy.
If you pay the dog more attention than you pay him, you better expect a jealous pouty Donghan.
“You love that dog more than you love me, I’m second best to a chihuahua.”
“You’re not second best to a chihuahua.”
“You mean that princess.”
“Yeah babe, you’re second best to a corgi not a chihuahua.”
He probably tries to be romantic and make you breakfast, but he burns something and sets off the fire alarm and wakes you up, and from then on he just runs over to the convenience store and grabs some muffins he tries to claim he cooked.
You usually just end up making breakfast since he’s hopeless, he’ll offer to help but you usually just tell him no.
You know if he helps you nothing will get cooked and instead you’ll end up making out in the middle of the kitchen, because he can’t control himself and everything ends that way.
You won’t mind until he suggest having sex on the kitchen table and you are just like, “you nasty we eat there.”
He isn’t any help during dinner or lunch either, if you ask him to do something, he’ll do it but then start kissing your neck trying to distract and it’s like “your food is gonna get burnt” and he’s like “I don’t care we can get take out” and you’re just like “not if I knock you out first” and he is like “okay” and leaves you alone to cook.
He’d purposely put his sweaters in your closet so you wear them, then he’d be like “is that my sweater, why are you wearing my sweater” and you’re like “then quit putting them in my closet”, but he loves seeing you wear them, that’s why he does it.
Chores don’t get done with him in the house, he just follows behind you taking everything you are trying to clean with and putting them on a high shelf saying he’ll get them down when you kiss him, when you do he gives it to you before doing it again in five minutes.
He cuddle you so tight at night, you can’t breath and you swear you’ve seen your life flash before your eyes once because of how tight he was holding you.
He’d be that husband that kisses you every single morning when he wakes up before work and every single night when he comes home.
He randomly kisses you constantly, like you’ll be trying to decide black eyeliner or brown eyeliner and he comes up and kisses you and smudges your lipstick and you’re just like shit he ruined my makeup.
Then he would say you look beautiful without makeup and he doesn’t see why you wear it, then you tell him you know you look beautiful and you wear it for your damn self.
He’d randomly grab your ass, but if you ever retaliate he’s in shock, like did you my wife just grab my ass, how dare you.
He’d just be able to tell when you a bad day, he’d probably do something sweet like give you a massage or prepare a bubble bath, but then he’s like “kitten you know what I’m thinking” but you’re just like “you try and you might die” and he is like “okay” and leaves you alone.
He calls you wife, wifey, babe, baby, baby girl, but most of all his favorites kitten and princess.
All arguments are petty arguments over petty things, like Donghan stealing that cookie from the cookie jar you called dibs on, or him moving the jar to the highest shelf so you can’t reach it.
He’s not one for planning but you constantly remind him of things, so stuff like anniversaries, birthdays, and Valentine’s Day are planned out a while in advance because you are always reminding him.
You probably keep everything organized with spreadsheets, and are like “look at this, this is a spreadsheet, pay attention to this and the dates here they are important.”
You probably walk around in his button up shirts when he’s not home since he says you shouldn’t wear them, but he comes home early one day and his white and blue striped button up now has no buttons and you understand why he said you can’t wear them.
You still wear them though just because he hasn’t bothered to put them on the shelf in the closet you can’t reach so that means something.
When you go out it’s like aw look at the cute couple since you are usually wearing one of his sweaters that is way way too big for you, and you are holding hands and he’s reluctant to let go of your hand since he’s like “someone might try to steal you away” and it’s adorable as hell like let’s be real.
Expect constantly backhugs, like his need to constantly hug you wouldn’t have faded from when you were dating.
He’d still tease you constantly.
He’d just walk up to you when you get out of the bedroom or leave the kitchen or something and just push you against the wall and kiss you then walk away, and you are like wtf was that for.
Probably constantly picks you up and puts your back against the wall and kisses you because he has to be dominant, and also the height difference hurts his back when he has to lean down constantly to kiss you.
Some things just don’t change from dating him like him having his hand on your thigh in public, him being more focused on marking your neck than the movie, and being affectionate as hell.
He’d still cover your neck in hickeys and whenever you remind him you are adults and that having visible hickeys isn’t appropriate, he’s just like “fine I’ll give them to you in places that aren’t visible then”.
Fights still wouldn’t happen, he would live by the saying don’t go to bed angry, and if a fight did happen you would sit together and talk it out until it was no longer an issue.
He’d do something romantic like put together a photo album of photos he had taken of you from the first day you two officially said you were dating.
Probably like five or six photo albums, and he’d give them to you for your birthday and he wrote little notes about each photo and wrote reasons he loved you and decorated it himself.
Like you just got married and he already set the bar really high for birthday gifts.
But it would honestly be the cutest thing ever, and he’d organize everything in chronological order and it would be like learning what he felt from the time you met to the time you wed.
As you two got older, you’d finally decide that maybe it was time to have children.
No one was more excited than Donghan for obvious reasons.
Like a month or two after you both decided to try to start a family, he’d probably come home with some big dogs like a golden retriever or a husky since he knows your tiny little corgi can’t protect a child from really anything.
He’d be like “babe how much do you like dogs” and you’d be like “a lot, why” and he’d be like “surprise” and then let in these two little puppies and then be like “I adopted them”.
You’d be like no to start with, but then they look at you pitifully and start playing with their big sister and you’re just like shit I can’t say no, and you now have three dogs.
He lowkey wanted big dogs for protection, and also because he was like “our child can ride it like a horse” and you’re just like “you idiot that’s not what dogs are for”.
You now have a husky, a golden retriever, and a corgi; but that isn’t enough, since literally a week later you find out that you are expecting.
No one is more excited than Donghan, in two days everyone you know knew you were pregnant, in three days the queen of England probably knew since he talked about it so much.
He would be the definition of attentative, like you say you stomach slightly hurts and he’s like “baby come on, get off your feet, here sit down, let me give you a massage, you shouldn’t be standing for so long, you are pregnant princess” and you’re just like “I’m like two months pregnant, not nine”.
He’d be at every single doctor appointment, he’d be that father with his face practically pressed against the ultrasound machine just repeating that’s my baby under his breath.
You’d be four months along and he already has the crib built and the nursery painted light grey since it’s gender neutral and you decided to wait until the baby was born to find out the gender.
He found such joy in building the crib and all the things for the room, he was doing it for his child, and he was so ready, the nursery was ready for their baby.
But of course there was another twist, at your four month ultrasound they saw something odd, a second little bump in the ultrasound.
One baby turned out to be two, and excited father to be Donghan turned into stressed father to be Donghan.
He could handle one, but two, how could he handle two.
Donghan was that father that read all the parenting books, attended those mother to be classes with you, and had a list of questions he planned to ask your doctor the next time he saw her.
When you were seven months he started packing your hospital bag, you kept telling him to calm down, but he was like “no I’m never prepared and I swear I’m going to be prepared for our child”.
Not surprisingly he wasn’t, when you did go into labor you were at his mother’s house enjoying a nice dinner and he was freaking out and preparedness was gone.
The whole time his mom was calming you down telling you to breath and everything, Donghan was freaking out and his father was one minute from slapping his son.
When they got you to the hospital, it was just in time since these babies weren’t waiting.
You two had a son and a daughter, and Donghan had an arsenal of dad jokes prepared his father told him while waiting for the doctors to allow him in the room to see you.
And as you held the children, as Donghan walked into the room, you let him take both.
“This is your son and daughter.”
“Hello your son and daughter, this is dad.”
Bad dad jokes constantly, he’s just not good at them, like where is he finding these jokes since they don’t make sense and aren’t funny.
He’d be the most protective father ever, like no one can look at your children, they can see a photo and that’s it, only you and him get to bask in the beauty that is your offspring.
He probably brags to everyone that it’s unfair how two such beautiful people created two such beautiful children, like it’s unfair to the rest of the world.
“The universal balance was offset by the birth of our beautiful children, Yebin and Yeol, a balance that is hard to restore..”
And you are just like “quit your damn monologue and get in here and help me with these diapers.”
And he disappears like that one meme where the person gradually fades and you are just like where is he, but he’s gone, like you are on your own.
He’d be there for all the good things and probably be the one bathing the children, but the moment you ask him to change diapers or clean up vomit he’s outta there.
It takes a lot of complaining and whining to get him to change diapers and stuff, but he does it, eventually.
You’d be like no more children, we have two and he’s be like okay, but things don’t go as planned and you find yourself pregnant again.
It’s a single baby this time, luckily you, you couldn’t handle two sets of twins.
It’s a girl that you name her Yerin, Donghan is even more involved with her than he was with the twins.
After her you are just like no, no more children, no.
Donghan agrees, despite his original fantasy of having five or six, three is enough and he’s perfectly fine with it.
Your family might not look perfect to others, but it was perfect to you.
Donghan would be a mess, but he’d be your mess, and the perfect husband to you.
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