#my mom is talking about furries in the kitchen rn

[high-queen-of-the-court]

i know aaron minyard has flaws, but i relate to THREE things about him

some random ginger bitch was able to change my [older] sibling in like two weeks when i couldn’t in 10+ years

if i’m not perfect in school i will literally jump off a cliff

i hate people

thank you

[brick-a-doodle-do]

I'm gonna attempt that outline:

Vara (first bc I'm thinking about him rn):

Sweet cat boy doesn't curse...unless you really piss him off. He doesn't really have catchphrases, but when he cooks he actually uses plants he's been growing in his room for the ingredients. Even making his own dough. The only things he buys are animal things since he can't just create it with his magic. And he is absolutely wild while awake. In the morning he is usually humming while cooking something. For lunch he'll be dancing around and poking fun at Irza...the two argue a lot. For dinner he'll be singing and dancing unless Irza tells him to shut up like usual. Vara likes to threaten to put ghost peppers in Irza's food when the dragon annoys him too much/in the kitchen while he's cooking. He encourages Irza a lot, is gentle...but will sometimes wait outside Irza's door in the morning while breakfast is cooking and surprise him by jumping on his back and clinging on so he can't be thrown (he's been thrown off a LOT). He purrs when he's happy or when Irza picks him up when he's super tired. There's also the fact that sometimes, when he has to be carried to be, he insists on kissing Irza's cheek or hugging him, sometimes dragging the guy into the bed with him. During the day he's just open and happy...and in love with Irza. He is short (ish) but will defend anyone from anything. They are roommates while attending college. He acts the same as a hero, he just doesn't hug and tackle people, he's more conserved and serious.

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Irza:

(catchphrase, silent judgemental stare of death) Irza tells people to shut up a lot. He glared a lot and his usual answers when he's staring someone down or thinking is "..." consistently. When he's with Vara he sighs a lot and gets those rare smiles. He's not really easy to explain rn? I have cara flooding my brain and blocking him lol. He...is passive aggressive. Severely. There are times he steps out of the apartment and is immediately punched or hit by magic by someone harassing him that usually leaves fast bc of Vara. That cat is protective. Irza doesn't really know what to think of Vara. While Vara thinks he is hiding goodness behind his moody exterior, Irza wonders if Vara is out to get him. He's reserved and growls a lot. Like if someone randomly tries to talk to him, he'll growl to make them leave. If he's really mad he outright snarls in a very not human way and doesn't hesitate to use his claws. His triggers are usually getting too close, talking to him, talking about his mom, and especially touching him. His tail is strong enough to break concrete in one snack but he has enough control he could potentially grab someone tiny with it without hurting them...if he didn't mistake them for a mouse. He acts all mean on the outside but if you just stay nicer and don't provoke him he is actually quite nice. As a villain he's louder and more open, which is mainly being mad or secretly flirting with Quickvine and laughing. He messes with people a lot as Voidshire. He's got a pretty deep but very smooth voice.

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Now I think I asked for them to be either way gt wise?

G!Vara:

Most likely to accidentally hurt the tiny. He is a bit too excitable. He files his claws tho so him holding you, depsite his smaller hands, is quite nice. He also has another "form" that if he drops his illusion magic he has cat paw like hands. Furry and really soft...his hair is also more like fur so super soft. He would be the easiest to immediately trust because he tries to listen every step of the way to what they'd say. He would also very much so hear a tiny and probably find himself struggling with cat instincts chanting "catch, catch, catch." (If you wanted to do anything nom like he would only go as far as mouthplay or it wouldn't be safe anymore. Could happen bc of those instincts.)

T!Vara:

Easily spooked. He would also be a gremlin child and probably play pranks on whatever giant was around him. I can see him being caught bc his own prank backfires or he gets a tad too bold using a prank for distraction to run across something. He'd trust quickly if not hurt, but remain a little scared and nervous until proven he won't be hurt. He would probably be a very creative tiny cat that still keeps his claws on the dull side but uses them to get around.

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G!Irza:

If you think he's been provoked then just outright avoid him for a first meeting. He is definitely the scariest bc of his constant frown and disapproving looks. He doesn't actually realize he looks at people so threateningly tho, most of the time he's only thinking. His claws could be dangerous but he wouldn't like touching a tiny at first. I can see him noticing a tiny running across the counter and walking away. Altho that's if he's just way too done with his day. Every other time he would catch the tiny using his shadow...so the tiny's own shadow wraps around their legs as he's standing there with his accidentally intimidating gaze. He would probably hold them too tight at first. If mistaken for a mouse he would probably smack them away from him with his tail, but not super hard...but still enough to go across the floor. He just wants to be left alone most of the time. I can see him becoming severely possessive of a tiny and actually being much nicer than he both looks and acts. Won't pick up a tiny unless they step onto his hand willingly. I love him as a giant, it just suits him. Also, bc of his shadow, his steps are completely silent. No shaking ground, no sound. Just nothing and he is suddenly standing right there. He's got his body under perfect control for absolute silence. (He's great for noms. He doesn't have a storage but there's like this weird time thing with his stomach with how long it takes for something to even begin to digest. I kinda stretch that out but I mean something that is alive or not edible would be left completely alone for about 6hrs before there would be maybe a small tingling feeling. It would take another few hours before it became painful. Normal food is a little bit slower than other systems, but living creatures and inanimate objects are basically suspended for a long time. There's also, first thing I gave him: three pockets in his throat. Like one right at the back of his throat, one at his collarbone, and one inside his chest, all could probably fit at least one or two tinies in each one. They're all just going right down his throat and he can open and close them at will. He's messed with Vara by doing that to change his voice too. I can't believe I made that without even thinking about noms.)

T!Irza:

Very angry, shouting tiny. He would bite and scratch and struggle while cursing their existence. He'd probably start shouting and accusing the giant of whatever possible outcomes there could be before saying he'd just return whatever it is tenfold. He would be very hard to notice. He's very silent still. He'd very incredibly fast, actually quite strong, and probably inside the cupboards and raising the freezer and fridge a lot. Heat and cold don't affect him. Cold eventually does, but he can withstand quite a bit before it hurts him. Heat just...doesn't really do anything. He would use aggression to hide how terrified he is and be hard to convince you're not a threat.

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I know I probably mentioned noms in asking for it

Idk if you'd write that altho noms with a g!Irza and t!Vara would be really cool

I'll do noms explanation too just bc:

If Vara was nommed:

He would panic and start shouting to stop, probably apologizing. Basic things, but also ask what he did wrong. He would probably notice after maybe half an hour that he's not being hurt. I can imagine Irza would not explain himself at all and probably only do it bc he needed to hide the tiny. Either the tiny is noticed and mistaken for a fairy so those around him want to turn Vara into a potion...or Irza is about to be beaten up/is a villain. If he was villain then cara would have snuck/fallen into one of his many pockets and only noticed at a bad time while the villain was trying to escape. He would probably not explain it at all, even after letting Vara back out after getting home. If Vara was in one of those throat pockets he'd be extremely confused and asking Irza "what did you do". Also, those pockets and the weird thing his stomach does were all because he's half dragon. Any less dragon and he wouldn't have it.

If Irza was nommed (limited to mouthplay unless you felt like getting creative and saying some random magic did it):

He would protest loudly, bite a whole lot more and not stop squirming. He would use his claws to absolutely tear apart the mouth tho if he was in there longer than a few seconds or was about to be swallowed. He isn't very compatible with it. Vara would have only done that after getting way too frustrated with Irza over maybe some sort of argument and deciding to try what Irza was shouting he'd do to get the dragon to listen. That, or accidentally just shove him in bc cat instincts went "mouse!"

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I have absolutely no clue what you'll write but I technically took advantage of this to get my own thoughts about them in order. That way I could potentially write my own story with them, maybe with noms.

oh boy. The Big One.

alr here we go, zoomin through this !!!!! :D

vara okay cat boy my beloved <3<3

ahhh a gardener that'd be so good for t!irza,,,, and lovely lil guy for not swearing :D not even when he's alone and does something stupid?

ohhh does the humming piss irza tf off??? i can see it,,,,

dancing when cooking is a bop >:]

and ahhhh waiting outside his door!! the clingy duo of the voidshire universe <3 i gotta ask lol does breakfast ever burn when he's waitin' outside?

mmmmmm vaza beloved. and i totally forget i know we covered this, but irza is only in love with quickvine right?

okay okay irza timeeee (sorry my thoughts for things aren't the most detailed, i'm mostly just taking things in :])

LMAO exactly like me. shut up is my favorite thing to say w the ppl i'm comfortable with asddfsdj

alriiiiiiiight my dialogue for them is growing a lil stronger :>

cara is back!!! vrooooooom

(cara: real)

ahhhh protective instincts! it's better considering he's a cat. lovely. but also dragons being possessive are awesome :D

pfffff lmfaoaoo i love irza (took me three tries to write that. i went gara and then vara and then irza LMAO) just growling at people to make them leave. it's his equivalent of barking 😭

aaaa irza being the rare nice soul,,, i just got the best drawing idea i will make it later if i remember. maybe send me an ask to remind me,,,, ANYWAYS cool to know he can control his strength somewhat when he's aggravated or just mad,,, uhhhh and ooo deep and slick, i like!

okay yes g/t time >:D

really?? wow i forgot to consider his like giddy self. reminds me of tommy in a sense,,,,, anyways godddd if irza can't handle vara as a human sometimes imagine what that's like for him as a tiny 😭

(whoops took a break for duolingo sdfjfjd)

AHHHH BEANS??? OUR CAT BOY HAS BEANS????> FISKASKSKKM WHAT YOU'VE NEVER MENTIONED THIS?????

and ahhh cat instincts <3333

(oop some asshole took my 2nd place hold up)

okay back

alriiiiight so write a mix of ranboo & tubbo for t!vara :D

i would not go near g!irza like ever adsjdvjds

as he should, leave that damn thing along and let it live <3

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH G!VOID IS MY NEW FAVORITE GIANT NOOOOPE FORGET VARA AND IRZA. VOID IS SUPERIOR.

mmmmmmmm possessive giants my beelllllooooovvveeeeddd

ah okay that's good to know otherwise i probably would've put that in the first meeting description dshvs

AND AHHH WHAAT THAT THROAT THING IS SO COOL :000

aaaah excited for vaza noommsssss very excited indeed

AHA for t!irza i can just imagine c!brick and write him DSHSJA

H nom timeeeee !!!

cw vore talk, mention & implication beloooooow

awww poor guy for not realizing for so long :( and wondering what went wrong :C i will have so much fun writing noms with them. angst for the angst god :D

yesyesyeysyeyeyyseyys nomming tinies to protect them from a fight. 10/10 😍

and yesyes trap vara in throat pocket YES,,,,, cool as internal hybrid features. AWESOME

aaa biting pff and yeah that's not a pleasant trip down at all, i can't believe vara would even consider going through with it, even if it was life or death sdfdhdfsj

AHA revenge for those scars vara gave him >:DDD but... but in another universe LMAO

i often have no clue what i'll write either! and :00 if you ever do write anything on your own, you gotta gimmie it all. i would LOVE to see the og interpretation of them as g/t since i'll never know vara or irza like you do.

anyways thanks for all this! it's.... a lot to go off of /pos

[bucksbisexual]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA OKAY LAST ONE OF MY OPINION POSTS HERE GOES EP12:

[breathes in]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i’m so fucking happy with this ending

it’s such a good happy ending this is truly what the gays deserve i’m just happiness in physical form rn

i don’t even know where to start but i’ll try to make this as chronological as my brain allows me because my memory do be sucking

i’m gonna put a keep reading because this shit will get loooooong kjshfkf okay let’s do this

so.. we start with PETE EXPOSING NON(T)’S BRAT ASS!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES THATS MY BABY THATS MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!

kao’s mom being a fucking badass and telling her BOSS how to do shit. i love her yall I LOVE HERRRRRRRR

also kao’s mom telling kao that she wasn’t the most amazing person ever was so cute because you can see kao’s light bulb turning on sjfkhsgsh please i love them

yes i will say i love x after every single one of these u can’t stop me

from the teaser i thought kao would dashi run run run to pete’s house but thankfully he took a taxi lmao

at least he didn’t run there because he had to run from pete’s house (or may i say, mansion) to the POOL my man is a whole athlete oh my god

KAO YELLING HE LOVES PETE!!!!!!!!!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF A CLOSED SPACE WITH PEOPLE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK IF THEY HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT BABYYYYYYYY

also a beautiful parallel to the scene from ep1 (i noticed there’s a lot of parallels in this episode we stan character development and repeating things just so the viewers can see how consistent the couples are)

the kiss from that scene............... beautiful amazing gorgeous idk many words in english to describe how i felt while watching and how i feel about it

to that i think we cut to sunmork but i don’t remember what happened because of the kiss KJHFKSL SORRY

anygays i rlly like how this whole episode is sun being a clingy bih and mork gay panicking while trying to act like a confident gay when he knows that sun outconfidentgays him i love them lmao

okay after that i think it’s petekao having food with their parents all together and god i looooooove this scene

pete’s dad being the lgbt ally dad all of us lgbt fellas with homo/transphobic dads wish we had will never fail to make me soft i love that man pls be my dad too

also kao’s mom :-(( i love her she respected her son’s decision on not coming out until he was ready even though she already smelled it (reminds me of my mom lmao) and was always there for him even when kao didn’t say anything :-(((((((((((

petekao bickering will never get old i swear i love every time they do because that’s so..... men it makes their characters more real

i know there’s a lot (not that much because i admit this episode was kinda short?? idk maybe it’s just me) between that scene and this one but THE SQUAD EATING ALL TOGETHER AGAIN!!!!!!!! AND THEM TEASING PETEKAO!!!!!! PLEASE I LOVE THEM

pete literally not knowing how to stop the audio and broadcasting live TO THE WHOLE COUNTRY that time when he told kao he loved him through the teddy bear...... peak pete culture

the fact that ppl love them and they have a whole hashtag on twitter makes me soft because usually when someone is famous in bls the fans hate the other part of the couple but in this one??? oh no honey we stan petekao in this household hate is not allowed it’s actually prohibited illegal

okay let me backtrack a bit skjfhsjf

OH YES I FORGOT!!!! manow wanting to talk with mork was so weird when i saw the teaser for the episode but after seeing them talk i was like oooooh okay i understand

sun saying “what’s your girl saying to my boy” is probably one of my favourite lines of this drama KLHSJFLF

rain reading their lips fskjfjsf and when mork said “fuck you rain” HIS FACE SKJFHKSJSLFJ HE WAS SCARED SHITLESS but also the end of this scene was so cute i love these three

i just did a bit of skipping through the episode to try and actual make an order out of this mess and the petekao+parents thing comes now,,,,,, anygaYS

then it’s more teasing between sunmork blah blah

then MORK SPEAKING THE MF TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! quoting the actual dialogue “it’s my choice to tell or not tell anyone. i should get to decide”

OUTING SOMEONE ISN’T COOL!!!!!!! IT’S NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!! NO LGBT PERSON WILL EVER WANT TO BE OUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T DO THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rain had good intentions but it doesn’t mean that it was right of him to do so

okay this got serious,, sun going to rain’s bed with not one but Two pillows when barely two people fit in that bed.... oh to be that iconic and carelessly gay

back to petekao because we will never get enough of these two (which is why i’ll probably watch the our skyy episode tomorrow just to cry over these fools)

it’s so weird to see tay being like this after watching him being himself in other things like the live lunch and taynew meal date and other things i’ve randomly watched during this week to retain myself from finishing this series in a night ksfjhsfkshlks

also kao helping pete shave and pete being like do u like my moustache or should i shave it for u my lord SFHKFJ the domesticity and just the feeling of two idiots being in love i love them with my whole heart

kao staying at pete’s house because it’s both of their first days as interns and kao!!!!! he works for pete’s dad!!!!!!! pete’s dad accepted him into his company!!!!!! i love them

also the bickering between those three sjfkhs “hello im pete im from thailand” “that’s all you’ll say today” THAT WAS SO FUNNNY SKJFHSKFHSFJSFL

THE MESSAGE IN THE TEDDY BEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAO CALLING PETE LOVE PLEASE IM GONNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYY I LOVE THESE FOOLS

okay so the squad eating together is right after this but i already talked about it ksjfhsfh next!!

idk if it’s a big time skip or a small one but guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANOW AND RAIN ARE DATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY STRAIGHT BABIES YES I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAA

manow is so pretty and rain is so cute they’re both so lucky my bisexual ass is crying

pete being “angry” at kao being so handsome,,, a mood

but also.. pete being possessive was h*t

there i said it and i don’t regret it

random but i will miss kao’s annoying ass saying “about aboyz” sjfkhsfh

pete being like “i will have to give u more love bites (ffs gmmtv just say hickies we are all at an age where we know what love bites are) so no one flirts with u” and kao being like “bitch try me” sjfhksfj i’m loving bratty kao

also that scene turned into furry kao real quick KJHDKJFSHJF

okay now it’s: mork’s birthday party time!!

rain and manow arrive first and are the cutest couple around because the two main gays haven’t arrived yet (being gay AND punctual? not possible)

sun and rain fighting in the kitchen was peak siblings culture skfhksjf

mork being ready to leave his own birthday party with a stranger who also plays pokemon go just to have a battle................ dumbass bisexual energy

said stranger is eARN FROM 2GETHER!!!!!! FILM IS IN THIS TOO!!!!!!!! first the girl who plays yuri in yyy and now film who plays earn in 2gether is here too??? damn wlw keep winning (also headcanon: theyre dating/seeing each other because LESBIANS periodt)

okay petekao arrive and wont u guess whats their present for mork,,,,,, the mf TEDDY BEAR and kao rlly says that they should use it since theyre so lip sealed lmao

rain and manow literally gave mork a present not for him but for sun im- i love these two

MORK FINALLY SAID YES TO BEING BOYFRIENDS OH MY GOD DUDE U ACTUALLY HAD ME WORRIED THERE FOR A SEC

also sun being a whole koala and being a horny bitch is so funny sfhskfjskl my man has his priorities set

their last scene is so cute :-(( poor rain will have to live with this until he moves out sjfhksjf

oh boi the ending is near hhhhhhh

kao teaching his class an equation that ends up in i < 3 u is the most kao thing i’ve ever seen

also kAO IS BOOKED AND BUSY BABYYYYYYYYYY GET THOSE COINS HONEY

pete being like “u haven’t spent enough time with me lately >:-(” was cute jhkfjs my man is needy of kao and i understand that because have u seen kao? exactly

kao teasing him with not having forgotten the cup this time and pete being his possessive self was.. splendid

every reference to something that happened with non(t) hurts but also i love how they just tease each other because they know that now their relationship is stronger than it’s ever been and that nothing and no one will come between them

the scenes they show during the last last scenes :-((( BOYFIES!!!!!!

and i love how they decided to end the show with them holding hands in public

i would explain why i do but it’s 6:26 am and i’ve been writing this for at least half an hour already and my laptop is heating up a lot and im sweating because it’s hot in here so get down on the floor pipiipipipipipipi

kdjhkdfhs sorry im not sleepy this is just my brain without a filter it’s just gay shit and a big repertoire of songs

god okay that was my opinion on the last episode of dark blue kiss...........

needless to say that i will eat every bit of content related to petekao after this because writing this i already miss them and i can’t wait to watch our skyy tomorrow idk where but i will

i really really REALLY liked this drama and it’s one of the two bl dramas (not counting the untamed) i’ve given a full 10/10 rating on mdl because it’s THAT good

everything about this drama is just.. chef’s kiss i love it i will probably rewatch it when my plan to watch is empty but it’s a pretty long list so.. hopefully i’ll ignore that and just rewatch sjkfhslf

i’ll of course watch kiss and kiss me again just for the petekao, the squad and rain scrumbs because i’m sure that the petekao compilations don’t show everything

but yeah im just.. i love this show it’s been a rlly long time since i started writing this but i’m still happy because it’s so good and truly gave us a good happy ending and i swear i cannot emphasise enough how important good happy endings in lgbt media are!!!!!!!!!!

anygays im hungry and ready to submerge myself in the dbk tags, see u all tomorrow for my our skyy petekao episode version of this,,,,,

till then, stay safe ! bYE

[mooifyourecows]

Rules: 15 questions, 15 Mutuals

AND NO SURVIVORSSSS 

oh, it’s not that kind of game? hm, well maybe next time

@tottwriter tagged me and i am procrastinating being an adult so here we go i guess

1. Are you named after anyone?

not really named after a specific person. my brother would always mispronounce the name “bethany” as a toddler and my parents thought it was adorable so they named me “stephanie” so that he will never forget that he was an absolute idiot who couldn’t even pronounce the letter ‘b’. get your shit together, nathan.

2. When was the last time you cried?

are we talking full on sobbing or like... just the last time i shed tears in general? as for crying my eyes out, a few weeks ago? because alcohol and emotions are my biggest bullies and i keep inviting them over on the same nights for some reason. and as for just a little tear-shedding.... two days ago? twice in the same day tbh. first because i read the new Haikyuu chap and the second because i went for a walk at sunset and started thinking about how much i love BTS. (yeah i know i’m a baby shut up, my emotions were repressed (by me) as a child)

3. Do you have kids?

oh man i hope not. i haven’t got any demands to pay child support in the mail yet so I don’t think so

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

my sarcasm is more like a sar-chasm

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

how unlikely i am to survive if forced to socialize with them

6. What’s your eye color?

well my reflection doesn’t show up in mirrors or photographs but i’ve been told they’re brown

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

why not both? i’m kinda picky about endings tbh. it doesn’t need to end happy so long as it ends in a way that leaves me satisfied with the story. if i feel like i’ve wasted the past two hours of my life watching the film, then it’s a bad movie, scary or happy or anything between.

8. Any special talents?

i am wildly mediocre in all walks of life other than my ability to expertly emotionally manipulate others oh and i guess i’m pretty good at thumb wrestling

9. Where were you born?

bold of you to assume i was born at all

10. What are your hobbies?

i would say “existing” but that’s more like a chore tbh. I suppose I have a thing for hyperfixating on mind numbing activities from which i’m able to get a sense of accomplishment. like jigsaw puzzles, shitty cell phone app games, and videogames where i can spend literal weeks just collecting things and blazing through side quests. 

11. Do you have any pets?

they’re more like furry tenants who constantly argue, eat, make a mess of the house, and choke me in my sleep because i didn’t leave a window open for them to crawl through in the dark hours of the night. they’re about three years backed up on rent rn but still act like i’m the one who owes them.

get a job, you smelly vagrants

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

basketball and track/field. I played up until I fucked up my knee in high school and dedicated my life to being as equally as active as a forgotten plastic christmas ornament tucked in the corner of the room between the couch and the wall that occasionally gets moved around against its will by a cat and/or draft of air from a nearby window. 

13. How tall are you?

tall enough to reach into the tallest cupboard in my kitchen but not tall enough to actually see what’s in there

14. Favorite subject in school?

lunch. and sophomore algebra II with mr. woods who never complained when i slept in class. you the real mvp, nelson

15. Dream job?

ace ventura: pet detective

~

holy shit you want me to tag fifteen whole ass people? but my mom doesn’t even have a tumblr..... okay I’ll just start taggin people who owe me money- or who I think are pretty neat (you can decide which of those you are)(no pressure to actually do this of course): @tatsuhime1 @haikyuu-is-madness @thenon-fictiondays @sugaandyams @jellyryans @theauthorish @sugar-saharok @stillapieceofgrbg @endlessvoidofdeath @patypotter31 @psychedelicflyingshark @transportationgnome @satans-little-rabbit @icannotbebotheredanymore @cherself @kanakuza @potentialuprising