#my mama effectively said 'auntie ethel romance when' and you know what

[prismatic-starstuff]

My mother, in reference to seeing Auntie Ethel in her true form for the first time: Can you romance Auntie Ethel?

Me: I can see entirely why you'd ask that, but actually nah, you can't—

My mother: Why not?!

Me: I think she's happy on her own— y'know, like she doesn't need anyone

My mother: True, but it seems a bit ageist!