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[sleepless-in-starbucks]

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Nose/forehead kisses: Remy! Logan’s pretty used to the forehead kisses by now- Remy does not believe in walking by his boyfriend without giving him a kiss, and when Logan’s head is in his book the forehead is the best spot of attack- but every nose kiss still catches him off guard.

Jealous the most: I can easily make an argument on either side of this but I’m going to refer to my moxiety logic, in which Logan is more jealous, mostly because Remy will call someone else babes (as he is constantly known to do) and Logan’s pretending he doesn’t want to be the one being called cute nicknames right at that exact moment

Picks up from bar when the other’s drunk: Poor Logan. Remy doesn’t care much for straight beer but he does favor those fruity, filled with enough liquor to kill a cow drinks. Almost every time Logan comes for him Remy hits on him like it’s the first time, and while getting Remy isn’t the funnest, that part is quite amusing to Logan, so it’s worth it

Takes care on sick days: This is REALLY a dual one let’s be honest. Neither of them ever tell the other when they’re sick until they’ve fainted in the hallway and they’re boyfriend is stuck nursing them back to health for a couple of days. If I had to choose, I’d say Remy, just because he has a slightly better bedside manner, but overall they’re just both messes who will berate the other for hiding their cold before turning around and doing the same

Drags other out to the water on beach days: Remy, of course. Logan always has protests about it, about how not serious it is and such, but Remy will not let Logan get away from a trip to the beach without getting fully soaked in the waves

Unprompted massages: Tbh they both need a lot of surprise massages in their life, but I’mma say Logan. He knows all the best pressure points to work and all that. Plus, in the constant fight against his very very flirt boyfriend, Logan has found that one of the quickest ways to get him to melt is to just start massaging his back until Logan more or less has a Remy puddle in his lap

Drives v ride shotgun: Remy’s not trusted to drive, like, ever. If Remy’s in the driver’s seat, it’s either an emergency or he stole the keys. He’s not a safe driver and he is not to be trusted behind the wheel. He still picks the music though.

Brings the other lunch at work: Remy! Logan’s pretty good about remembering his lunch, but when things are hectic in the morning and he forgets it, Remy’s more than happy to bring it in. Sometimes he brings a lunch in even when Logan has his. He says it was a mistake, but now that he’s there they might as well have lunch together, right? He eats the lunch he ‘brought for Logan’ oddly finding it to be filled with things he loves to eat. Huh. Almost like he planned this :0

Better parental relationship: Oh gosh. It really depends on the kids. I think I’ll say Remy, since he can generally (if nothing else) keep up with their energy.

Tries to start role-playing in bed: I reserve the right to make this not about sex, and today’s is sleepy Logan talking like certain scientists, things like ‘I’m Einstein and I invented gravity’Remy: ‘I don’t think you invented it, hun’Logan: ‘quiet creature kept on the ground by MY INVENTION’Sleeby Logan is a little silly alright

Drunk dancer: Remy. He is shameless about it. Can he dance? Not when he’s drunk, no. Will this stop him? Not in the slightest.

Still cries watching the titanic: Remy, though his reasons are always along the lines of ‘I can’t believe she let that ass get away!!!’ and ‘all that food!!! gone!!!’

Believes in couples’ costumes: Remy, but for embarrassment purposes. He’s going to get Logan to dress up like Sapphire because a) Logan looks damn fine in a dress and b) the amount of flirting ammunition he has is insane. Someone compliments them? The perfect time to hook an arm around Logan and smile broadly with a cheesy line that has Logan blushing and trying to push Remy away in weak protest

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Y’all going to get sick of me saying his name but Remy. Logan is very careful to keep within the given prices, but Remy? Remy wants only the BEST for his boo. If this means spending much more than he should, then thems the breaks.

Makes the other eat breakfast: Logan, Mr. Most-Important-Meal-Of-The-Day, is definitely making sure Remy gets his breakfast. And, no, as much as Remy tries to convince him coffee is a fulfilling breakfast all by itself, Logan refuses to let him leave the house until he’s got actual food in him

Remembers anniversaries: Oh, this is 100% Logan. he can name the exact minute he and Remy got together, and that is not a fact he will ever forget. Remy tends to be forgetful, but he always has a present at the ready in case the day comes around and Remy’s put on the spot.

Brings up kids: If you guys haven’t guessed by now, I don’t really think either of these guys would want kids. BUT. I do think Logan would bring it up. Even if they come to the joint conclusion they don’t want children, Logan realizes it is something they should know and respect about the other before going any further into their relationship.