#my lmd orders are perpetually backed up which i like cause i can just stack gold and take out lmd rapidly whenever i feel like it

[dokutah-exe]

the routine

wake up (i slept in the same clothes as usual, helmet and all)

enter the factory

pocket my gold, then hand it to my financial consultants(tm) to trade up to lmd

pocket that lmd for Rhodes Island's funds

walk into the reception room. say nothing, greet no one, inspect clues made by my peers and also alternate universe doctors (i call them my "cousins" as a code word against the other operators as to not scare them)

realize i dont have that one specific clue again for fucks sake i need clue one not clue five everything else comes so damn easily what the fuck

dont send clues to my """""""cousins"""""""" unless i literally have no choice and need to reduce my clue count because get fucked i like chaining exchanges back to back for maximum currency

revisit all of the other areas again with my Oversized Wheelbarrow to haul away Overexhausted Workers (or OWs for short)

haul my owies to the dorm and start evicting people like a landlord on heroin who just got all the rooms cleared by an air bnb company shitting lmd

drop my owies into said dorms (time starts from the moment theyre dropped for breaks, not the moment they wake up from their exhaustion coma)

go back to every factory "node" and then just ring up motherfuckers at random for their shifts (kal'sit hates it when i do this but she cant do anything about this one cause its actually a clause in our contract stating i can do this in more formal terms)

once finished, i pat everyone on the head as per the additional mandated clause of Doctor Affection for all workers as the equivalent of my acknowledgement for their work

i step into [Redacted] and visit my """"""""""""cousins""""""""""""" in their land vehicles, but only the ones that give me cash like a twice-removed relative during their birthday

with all my credits i show up to the credit store while flipping off closure and begin my purchases while also receiving extra credits because im on the Platinum Program (no relation to the lesbian)

i leave the credit store flipping off closure (you will never get my credit again)

i go to the factory again with my duly purchased gold and double dip in lmd orders thus pissing off my financial consultants

i talk to that hal 9000 looking motherfucker to get my "daily" "missions" done

i crawl back into my office and lay down for the next day

rinse and repeat

there's nothing here i wanted it to end at 20