#my lil dumdum skdjfshdkjfh

[greenorangevioletgrass]

Omg but what about Tom or Harrison sliding into a dm of a normal girl ?? Like she’s a college student and all that and both of them being so ����🥺 uwu

asdasds i can see tom being a Mess lmao, and like, he just comes across your picture with a silly/witty caption and he doesn’t know which one makes him smile more; your cute face or your goofy pun. so he summons the courage to slide into your dm to say,

“hey, i hope you don’t mind me saying this out of the blue, but you’re very pretty and you have a cool sense of humor

or an UNcool sense of humor if it’s as goofy as mine lol

shit! i don’t mean that to make fun of you 😣

ohmygod this is a disaster. what im trying to say is, you’re very cute and funny and im gonna get out of your hair now. have a nice day 😬✌️"

and you didn’t check insta for like a whole hour (which was killing him!) and when you did you were like, “...were you hacked or smth? lol”

and he’s like, “no, im just stupid.”

“prove it.”

and he sends you a short video of him blushing furiously saying, “hi. um. i’m tom, the dumbass who had a word vomit on your dm. god, what an idiot. if i didn’t completely blow my chances earlier, do you think you, uh, wanna go out with me some time?”