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fictionadventurer · 2 years ago

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A Presidential History of the United States, Abridged

Party Leaders: This will be a very difficult election to win. We should choose a vice presidential candidate whose views are the opposite of the ones held by the presidential candidate. This will cause no problems.

Presidential Candidate: [Gets elected]

Party Leaders: Hooray! Look at how good our idea was! We are very smart!

President: [Dies partway through his term]

Vice President: Guess I'm president now. :)

Party Leaders: Oh no

#EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.#WE ARE FOUR FOR FOUR!#YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD LEARN!#my library ebook app happened to have the garfield biography features in the podcast ep #it's gripping so far #not least because garfield's up against a political enemy who is basically literally a supervillain #and the party picks arthur as vp to keep this guy happy #because arthur's in his pocket as his top henchman #and i'm just like WHY?#HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED??#i await developments because arthur's podcast ep is titled 'redemption'#so things may turn out alright #it will not in the slightest change the fact that THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE RUNNING THE COUNTRY??#history is awesome #presidential talk

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