#my lazy ass is gonna procrastinate this one too i'm sure

[esc-is-holding-me-hostage]

The annual pre-show quick-fire "reviews"

Guess who procrastinated for a month and a half on this post!

Albania An Albanian song starting with a woman going "AaAaAAaaaAAAAA"? Groundbreaking. Duje is a very run-of-the-mill Albanian folk power ballad and at this point, I'm kinda tired of these.

Armenia Music good, lyrics clunky.

Australia It is, dare I say, alright.

Austria A song that everyone thought is gonna be a musical shitpost turned out to be an absolute fucking banger, god bless.

Azerbaijan I'm not sure whether I actually like it a bit or it's just me being happy that Azerbaijan has finally let local artists write their song. Now wait until the twins flop and Azerbaijan goes back to swedes-for-hire next year.

Belgium It's fine.

Croatia Is it weird that I don't have much to say about a song like this? Mama ŠČ is shocking the first time you experience it, and I do like the layers of interpretation, but it's not something I want to return to after a couple listens.

Cyprus Imagine Dragons-ass production, ugh.

Czech Republic It's pretty good but I can't fully enjoy it because of the fucking controversy. Look, I think that the girls had the best intentions in mind when writing My Sister's Crown but didn't realize that singing about Slavic unity and "choose love over power" while having a russian member might come off as problematic. Classic ignorance over malice. Still, I wish they had someone Ukrainian-speaking in the band, at least temporarily for ESC.

Denmark This type of "uwu cute softboy" music is not my thing, but eh, it's fine, I'll let zoomer kids have this one.

Estonia Well someone had to fill the ballad quota this year.

Finland It's crazy, it's party, I'm going to throw hands if it doesn't win the televote.

France Fulenn flopped so now we're back to being aggressively French. Evidemment is a bop, I like it.

Georgia It feels like they had a song that made sense in Georgian and then asked a third-grader to translate it. I'm not opposed to silly lyrics in general, but Echo is clearly trying to be meaningful but then fails at basic english grammar.

Germany "We have Rammstein at home". Blood and Glitter is fine but, I dunno, it feels a bit too "smoothed out". It just doesn't go hard enough (bold words from a Slovenia stan, I know).

Greece The most remarkable thing about this entry for me is that I've been watching Eurovision for longer than Victor has been alive.

Iceland Wish Diljá stuck with the Icelandic version.

Ireland I didn't mind We Are One at first but with every listen it just kept getting worse. This is such a formulaic, cliche, cheesy love-love-peace-peace wet napkin of a song. I've already complained about Portion Boys making a generic "eurovision unity anthem" for UMK but at least they tried to be funny. This one feels like a lazy attempt to game the system WITHOUT KNOWING HOW THAT SYSTEM ACTUALLY WORKS.

Israel My god, so much hype before the song's release and we got this? There are so many parts in this song but somehow forgot to put in a proper chorus, it's like Sekret all over again.

Italy L'essenziale is the one Italian ESC song that I always forget about. And now Due Vite is bound to join it. Eh, at least my mom loves it.

Latvia Didn't care about it when the Supernova songs first dropped, but now I'm vibing with it so much.

Lithuania It's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. The "Čiūto tūto"s saved it from being totally forgettable.

Malta Somehow they've managed to find a half-decent song in the pile of garbage that was MESC. It's alright but I wish that I liked it more.

Moldova So "token pagan rave song of the year" is a thing now, huh? Glad to see Pasha's back.

The Netherlands It starts off really boring, but picks up around the second verse and becomes pretty good by the end.

Norway I think I like it but for some reason, my brain doesn't register it as a song??? It's hard to explain, but I don't see Queen of Kings as something you would listen to without some kind of visuals.

Poland Ughhhh. It's basically impossible to judge Solo on its own merit, but I'll try. And my impartial judgment is: I don't like it. Rigged selection or not, I just hate this kind of songs in general.

Portugal One of those songs that I like a lot but don't have anything specific to say about.

Romania The song's okay, and the vocals are good, but the staging is just beyond tacky. Dude, you can't pull off this type of cool, sexy image while looking like a wimpy history major freshman who barely ever shows up to class.

San Marino ... I'm a Piqued Jacks apologist now. Yeah, the lyrics are cringe, but the music? I enjoy it absolutely unironically.

Serbia "I just wanna close my eyes And just get it over with"

Yeah, dude, me too. The most relatable song of the year.

Slovenia I've jumped on the Joker Out hype train as soon as they were announced as Slovenia's participants and I'm riding that train all the way to Liverpool. Favorite song of the year.

Spain Hey, spaniards have finally gotten an artsy song about motherhood as their ESC entry! I have similar feelings about Eaea as I did about In Corpore Sano last year: absolutely mesmerizing on stage, but not something I would listen to casually.

Sweden She's gonna win, ain't she? I mean, Tattoo is fine, and the staging elevates it immensely, but it's such a predictable winner. I want more INTRIGUE, okay?

Switzerland Oh wow, boring AND tone-deaf? Switzerland is breaking new ground this year. I initially placed Watergun 31st but since then it sunk to the very bottom. Like, someone wrote this song, sat on it for several years, and decided that NOW is the best time to send it to Eurovision. Nothing against Remo, but "war bad, i don't want to go to war :c" is uhhh, rich coming from someone living in fucking Switzerland.

Ukraine I can't shake the thought that they first came up with a standard "I'm so cool, you can't hurt me, idgaf" song and then retroactively tried to give it a deeper meaning.

United Kingdom I don't even think it's a bad song and yet I lowkey hate it. It's the beat, it's driving me nuts for some reason. People hate the spoken word part, but I like it because you don't hear that bloody "dun-da-da-dun" for once.

[solidsender]

soooo instead of finishing the drawing i’ve already begun (left) i’m getting started on a new one (right) lol

[mxbottleflip]

The Boyz - Son Eric [Smut] :^)

sorry i'm too uncreative for captions

heya ! after procrastinating for the last few hours i'm finally able to post my very first smut, yay ! enjoy, my loves ♡

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pairing: {brattamer/dom!eric (tbz) x fem!brat!reader}

summary: {eric is busy studying and you think of a way to get his attention-turning into smut obv.}

word count: {~1,3-1,4k}

warnings: {none really, issa smut lol}

requested: {yes, by anon ! dw i gotchu :D}

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~tysm for the request !~

(also eric is still going to school in this au sksks felt like giving him homework to focus on fit pretty nice)

NOT PROOF READ BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY MYSELF AND HAVE NO FRIENDS TO DO THAT FOR ME (:

ACTUAL START DOWN HERE

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the way eric licked his lips while working on his homework got you weak in the knees. he looked so incredibly hot whenever he was concentrating on something, you could watch him for years. "y/n could you please stop staring at me like that ? it kinda makes me nervous..", eric finally spoke up and turned around in his seat to look at you. you were sitting right next to him and probably haven't looked away a single time since he started studying.

your eyes were scanning his face, all of his features.. his damn good looking face almost made you angry. "what the fuck are you so handsome for ??", you yelled and let out a fake cry. eric just laughed at it and turned back to the bunch of papers infront of him: "yeah i mean if i had nothing good about me, i wouldn't have such a gorgeous girlfriend like you eh ?"

his words also put a smile on your face, but honestly you weren't in the mood for sweet talk right now. you've been extremely horny since you guys woke up in the morning and eric rather gave all his attention to his stupid homework than to his "gorgeous girlfriend".

"how long will that stuff take ? i've been waiting for hours and i need you right nowww", you whine. "mhm patience my girl, rushing me wont help you", he responds.

a sigh left your mouth and you let your hand fall on his thigh, resting it there for some time. he obviously didn't mind, so you started carressing it, giving it some squeezes in between. "y/n please, if the fact that you are staring at me all the time didn't make me nervous enough, this is, for sure.. i'll be finished very soon and will be all yours then, alright ?", he scratched his head and gently pushed your hand away from his thigh. flashing him the biggest smile and nodding at the same time, you stood up and walked over to his closet. you'd be getting what you wanted, one way or another.

you opened erics closet, looking for one of his shirts to throw on. after you found what you were looking for, you unclasped your bra and pulled your shirt over your head. tossing them both on the floor, you turned around to see if eric was looking - no chance. you groaned, took off your pants and threw them onto your other clothes. while quickly slipping his shirt over, you still kept an eye on him. honestly how could anyone look THAT hot while studying ??

you were now left with only his big ass tshirt and your panties on, making your way back to him. instead of sitting back onto your own seat, you let yourself down on erics lap. he let out a sigh once again: "you comfortable now, ma'am ?" you hummed in response and started to move around a little, trying to get even more 'comfortable'.

"if you insist on sitting in my lap, could you at least stay still ? listen, you're not the only person in this household who'd prefer to do something else right now, but i really have to get this done and having you move around on my dick is not helpi- is that my shirt you're wearing ??"

this time you didn't respond in any way, you just kept moving around and squeezing his thighs. eric tried to push you off of his lap, but you stayed stubborn: "is there a problem with it ? also,, your little friend's telling me you love having me in your lap.."

"no, there's not but.. please get up, i can't work like that ! and never call my dick 'little friend' again !", he complained. after he tried to push you away multiple times, you actually got up and were now standing next to him, looking like you don't belong anywhere.

"you know i'd love to spend my time with you right now, but i really have to focus on studying at the moment.. also, why the hell are you not wearing pants anymore ??", he groaned after seeing your bare legs poke out below his shirt, ".. you're really something else, you know that, right ? just let me finish my work now." you had to hold back a laugh at how annoyed he seemed, but compared to you, eric didn't think there was anything to laugh about. he rolled his eyes, concentrating on his studies again.

at this point you were becoming a little frustrated too, not understanding how he could still resist you and STILL prefer working on school rather than working on you (ehehe). all of the sudden an idea came to your mind, that one has to work for sure !you grabbed the pen he was currently writing with and threw it on the floor;

"oh noo, seems like you dropped something.. let me help you !"

you bend down in front of him, revealing half your ass and picking up the pen, when you're being pulled back onto his lap again. "enough of that, stop playing around already. you just wont let me study, will you ? fucking brat, you think you can keep acting up like that all day and expect me to stay calm ?"

out of shock you dropped the pen you just picked up again and immediatly felt your heat throbbing at his reaction.

did that really just work ??

now he was the one to squeeze your thighs, but he didn't go easy on you. he grabbed a handful of your flesh and roughly kneaded it until you felt a burning pain spreading in that area, the pain causing you to moan. "bet you just wanted me to snap at some point, right ? test how far you could push me until i go crazy ?" you hummed, slightly embarrassed at the fact, that seeing your boyfriend being annoyed of you turned you on that much.

after you admitted to that, his hands were quick to find their way to your core, rubbing your clothed clit. you let your head fall back onto his chest, "knew it.. ", he whispered. eric also murmured something else you didn't quiet understand, but you were just trying to enjoy the moment really. "all that teasing just for the tiniest bit of pleasure..", he then added, ".. you couldn't even be patient about it.. unbelievable."

after a good minute of him straight up teasing you, you started whining. "please, s-stop teasing me..", you stuttered.

"huh, what did you say ? weren't you the one to start all the teasing ?", he cheekily asked, and you just groaned in response. "come on, speak up baby, tell me what you want." "please.. just touch me eric god damn, i've been waiting for this the entire day, i really need you, please.."

that earned you a little chuckle from eric: "hmm i don't think you derseve to be touched at all, thinking of the way you acted up all day..", regardless of what he just said, he got rid of your panties and started properly rubbing your clit. his free hand went up to your throat, giving it a good squeeze, "you've been such a brat, not listening to me and teasing me all day.. shouldn't i be punishing you rather than pleasuring you now ?"

you shook your head 'no': "you just looked so good concentrating on your stuff and all and- oh fuck..", you were interrupted by him letting a finger sink into you, curling it upwards and squeezing your throat tighter. finally getting what you wanted just felt way too good..

"god, feels like you're soaking and i haven't even started yet..", eric panted and started moving his finger inside of you, soon adding another one. "feels.. so nice.. please keep going.." your breathing became even heavier as the hand that was resting around your throat now went down to your boobs, teasing your nipples and twisting them gently. by that time you could feel an obvious bulge poking at your butt, so you tried lifting your hips a bit and returning the favor. "don't even think about that, you're not getting to touch me", eric demands, increasing the speed of his fingers pumping in and out of you, "drop your attitude first."

"i-i don't know what you mean..", you panted and closed your eyes, to solely focus on his actions. "oh, so now you don't know what i'm talking about anymore ?", he mocked and pumped his fingers as far into you as he could, earning a surprised moan from you, ".. you don't remember dropping that pen on purpose just to show your fucking ass off to me ? was that someone else then ?" him bringing that up made you clench around his fingers and you couldn't hold back any of your moans anymore. you automatically pressed your butt against his bulge, hoping to get any kind of response to that.

even though he managed to hold back how horny he actually was pretty well, you could clearly hear him cursing under his breath now. "and also.. shit.. what are you gonna do about it, huh ? about me disrespecting you and.. n-not listeni-.." eric shoved his free fingers into your mouth, stopping you from talking. "shut your mouth already, am i not doing enough for you yet? needy little brat, once i've made you cum i'll throw you on the bed and fuck some sense into you, but you'd probably even like that, wouldn't you ?"

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if you read until here,, wow, tysm ! i hope you somewhat enjoyed it lol

i'm actually thinking about writing a part 2, if anyone would even be interested in that.. anywaysss

feel free to request whatever you like !

feedback is always welcome ~

stay healthy & stan the boyz ♡

honestly what a visual god wow

[flashcardsagainsthumanity]

How to efficiently stop procrastinating - for perfectionists

I just read an article on how to stop procrastinating for real. I thought it was gonna be the same old shit we all know, but no. I actually found it useful, for once, and I feel like y'all should know about it. Here's a brief summary of what I've learnt.

First of all, procrastination is a habit, which makes it hard to replace with healthier lifestyles. Of course you'll have to work on this for a long time, but with self-awareness and patience you can do it.

Pay attention, though. You'll have to do things. Not just read and absorb what I say. If you really wanna change, do it.

Let's start.

We firstly need to make a distinction between two kinds if procrastination: "justifying delay" and "distracting yourself". The first one is when you do other activities instead of doing what you should do (for example, cleaning your room when you should studying (calling myself out like that? I think the fuck yes)); the second one is when you try hard to avoid the activity by wandering around, eating and doing nothing. The first modality of procrastination is usually more productive but still doesn't bring you to do your thing.

Now, think of an episode when you've procrastinated something important in the last months. Not a generic thing, we need to get uncomfortably specific here. Writing it down might help you (it surely will in the next few steps, so maybe having a piece of paper next to you is the best choice). Which kind of procrastination was that of the two I've listed?

It is finally time to go deep into our minds and look for the reasons why we procrastinate. We tend to say it's because we're lazy, we can't concentrate or we've got two many distractions, but let's get real: we can all get distracted with nothing. Procrastination is actually a reaction we have to negative feelings. We procrastinate to avoid a particular situation. Well, what are you afraid of? Why exactly did you procrastinate on that fatidical day we mentioned before? Maybe you're afraid of rejection; maybe you don't want to be at the centre of attention; maybe you feel dumb or stressed or overwhelmed; maybe you don't wanna make a mistake. It can be just one of these reasons or literally all of them.

Now, as I said, we have to get real. It's going to be awkward and embarrassing for all of us, but we need to seriously understand what our mind is thinking when we procrastinate. I'm gonna start. Yesterday, I've procrastinated studying Italian literature cause I don't like that subject but I wish I did, cause my parents would be prouder of me. I'm super scared that I'm going to break down during the presentation. I'm also afraid that some of my classmates will end up criticizing my grades cause "I don't deserve them".

Write it down. Write everything that makes you feel bad before doing an activity. I know, it's awful and extremely uncomfortable, but you need to be aware of your 'limit', of what is stopping you from reaching your goals. Remember, you're not just too lazy or dumb to study/work/whatever. You just feel bad for something.

Well, it is our last part here, probably the hardest one that will take a long time. As I said, negative emotions are stopping us from doing activity X. In other words, we are avoiding activity X to avoid all the negative emotions correlated. Is it working? Cause it surely isn't for me, I constantly feel guilty for not doing enough when I've got an high potential. So, how do we fix that? I mean, it is kinda obvious. Avoiding emotion Y leads us to procrastinate activity X. So, to stop procrastinating activity X, we gotta embrace emotion Y. Feel all of it. It's painful and full of anger and, yes, I want to stop. But we need to face the bad feeling, not delete it, cause guess what, we're humans not machines. (Guess that's the hardest lesson for every perfectionist out there)

In short, to avoid procrastination caused by fear, we need to face that fear. Again, it's not a process that you can do overnight, it's gonna take a long time (most people say you can build a habit in 30 days, but demolishing one is probably even harder).

Love yourself and all your progress, even the one that doesn't exactly reach your goal. And, most importantly: you don't have to do everything perfectly. You're going to fail someday, and that's still better than not trying at all.

[ can't find the article where I read all that stuff but I'm going to link down the blog where it was from, check it out, it seems incredibly inspiring for my perfectionist procrastinating ass ]

[prossima-nebulosa]

50 to 60 and 90 to 100 just because. Consider it as payback, but really I'm curious and I like to snoop into peoples lives so please talk about yourself some more *nudge nudge*

Okay I suppose I deserve it since I made you write personal stuff for like 40 minutes, but just as you said I love this stuff so much as well! So yeah thanks sweetie

50: what’s an odd thing you collect?

Nothing, I’m a pretty boring person. I only collect mangas and comics yeah. Sometimes, though, I randomly pick up stuff I like or that sparks my interest.

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

This is hard. I’ll pick you for convenience reasons: “Ed Sheeran - Sing” (I’m biased here, you seem to like Ed Sheeran - plus you’re both gingers - and Sing is one of the song I love the most lol)

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

HOW ITALIANS… THESE MEMES ARE KILLING ME- STOP ME BEFORE I GO CRAZY, I’VE BEEN SPAMMING MY FB AND TWITTER DASHBOARDS WITH THIS STUFF!

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

I have no idea what the heck is this stuff and I’m too lazy to google it. Anyway using my super logical powers it seems related on some kind of movie genre… Since I’ve heard this names before. Sadly I don’t watch that many films so I cannot say.

Errata corrige: it seems I need to watch rocky horror picture show because there’s a guy in drag.

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

I suppose it was one of my classmate a week ago. She wasn’t sad, but sick. She burst into tears cause her stomach was hurting a lot and she couldn’t handle it anymore so I hugged her and told her to go home and get some rest. She told me she suffers from gastritis poor girl…

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

I’m quite sure I did some very stupid and idiotic stuff to prove my points but I cannot seem to remember one right now. Well the last one that’s still stuck in my head was proving the apple I chose to eat was a good one. It wasn’t. I ate it anyway to prove to my dad, uncle and cousin I was right.

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

I love quiet people, I’m not talking about introvert ones, but those very relaxed, super chilled, people who speak in a soft voice. I find endearing when people get all frustrated as well. 

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

This song never ceases to amaze me. It gives me a very weird vibe, like I’m in a theatre and I’m playing some whimsical drama lol

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

They are both my friend Juls lol Since she’s the only one who drinks in our group.

59: what’s your favorite myth?

The foundation of Rome. No seriously I’ve never thought about it. I love almost any Greek and Roman myths because they’re surprisingly savage.

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

Okay here’s the fact: I like poetry because I cannot seem to understand it at all. It’s something so culturally superior to me that I’ve never grasped a single poetry without an explanation at the end lol Moreover my knowledge in this field is pretty basic for it’s mostly school related.

Anyway some of my favourite ones are: 

[i carry your heart with me(i carry it in] by E.E.Cummings (I found this one out while reading a fanfiction lol)

Il Sabato del Villaggio by Giacomo Leopardi (This one I love so much.)

X Agosto by Giovanni Pascoli (This is stuck on me for some reasons, I find very endearing the comparison between the dad and the bird.)

“Ho sceso, dandoti il braccio, almeno un milione di scale” by Eugenio Montale (I remember this one because there was a post around here that proved Montale’s affirmation was indeed right and I’m still seeking it.)

90: talk about one of you favorite cities.

This is one of those questions you are not allowed to do. Now I’m gonna rant about my love for Rome for hours on end.

Do I even need to explain why I love Rome so much? I’m emotionally attached to it since I was little. My future was all planned in that city and I’m still not over having moved away from it. Rome is that kind of big city full of tourists and romans who throw profanities at each others and I love it so much. Being there can make me so damn happy I cannot even fathom how is it possible. 

Rome is everything I’ve ever dreamed about seriously.

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

Nowhere cause I’m a broke-ass… However I wanted to go to some big amusement park.

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

I don’t put parmiggiano on pastas. Aside soup dish ones because it’s tastier this way. I put a very huge amount of parmiggiano on risotto though. I seriously have a weird obsession for parmiggiano on risotto.

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?

I collect my hair on a hair clip. I hate having my hair on my face.

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

THAT’S ME!!! Just kidding, today actually it’s my brother’s best friend and my uncle birthdays. Moreover in two days it’s my dad’s birthday as well. Then comes mine on 22nd March.

95: what are your plans for this weekend?

Crying because I’m broke while being offered food from my friends is how we usually spend our weekends.

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

It does everything automatically I only have to reboot it sometimes.

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

ENFP type, Aries and I have no idea cause I don’t like HP. Last time I checked I was Gryffindor I believe. 

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

Never went on a real hiking expedition. However I did hiking on those fake platforms and I loved it so much. The trainer was very surprised and told me I was quite good. I am indeed a monkey.

That happened five years ago more or less, so I can’t guarantee I’m still capable of doing it.

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

There are plenty of them but I’ll list the ones who came up on my mind on the spot:

Golden Age - The Asteroids Galaxy Tour

Bulletproof - La Roux

Seven Days in Sunny June - Jamiroquai

Mystic Eyes - (Vision of Escaflowne’s ending song)

Fanfare - (One Piece film Strong World ending theme)

Dive in the Sky - (Planetes opening theme)

Estate - Negramaro

Gli ostacoli del cuore - Elisa 

L’Amour Toujours - Gigi D’Agostino

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

I would go five years into the past. It would be pretty pointless seriously, because even though I regret my school choice I’ve already gave in on the idea of redoing it. I had fun in high school despite choosing the wrong one, but I still wanna go back and tell myself to beware what’s gonna happen. Maybe I would tell myself to hang out more and enjoy those years because afterwards it won’t be all fun and smooth orz

Actually I just wanna go in the past because I love the past? Does it make sense? I wouldn’t be satisfied with only five years, I wanna go back so far in the past and see things I’ve never experienced!

[winds--of--change]

No.484

Lazy Bun: Need to finish transcribing that Gisela interview one at least by end of Friday, before I go skiing next week. Any help? T_T

Nerd: Just do it.

Lazy Bun: Easy for you to say, you are not the one doing it.

Nerd: And if I were, it would be done by now.

Lazy Bun: Man but the HIMYM show is so goood! Season 7 now, finally, I am catching up you know.

Nerd: Ok, as you understand, YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO GO SKIING UNLESS YOU FINISH GISELA INTERVIEW BY THE END OF FRIDAY RIGHT? And please know both UK Interviews must be transcribed completely in two weeks from now. Man and please don't forget, dear you still have those Myanmar interviews some of which are probably more of a pain to deal with than these two short ones, at least they are short, common, those Myanmar ones are like more than one hour long, how are you gonna finish them or at least some of them before going back home for holiday at the end of this April?????

Lazy Bun: ...

Nerd: Kick your ass off and get some work done yo. What the fuck.

Lazy Bun: Well.... I know I will certainly get it done exactly on the deadlines I set you know. Always so. Even if there are multiple procrastinations and all interventions, what need be done by the time it need be done, I will make it done. Cheers.

Nerd: Good for you. I'm counting on that then. Hope I won't see you come back here moaning 'Shit I haven't finished, and I am going skiing soon, no, how can I go skiing now, I have no time, I need to finish deadlines, shit I have to give that up, oh no, shit-

Lazy Bun: Just stop, I get it. Don't go on. Please.

Nerd: Just saying.... Well it was a good show though. HIMYM. Been a while seeing you laugh things of so hard like this, certainly keep your mind from wandering of in some lunatic obsessive imagination, delusion and thoughts about... a certain someone.

Lazy Bun: Man fuck you. Don't even mention.

Nerd: Oh yeah true. Oops. It's fun to fuck you up though. Haha.

Lazy Bun: HAHA. Not funny. Anyway. I shall go back to HIMYM then.

Nerd: .... Then what's the fuck am I here for? WTF. You want me come out to knock some sense of yours back to do the fucking RA job no?

Lazy Bun:... No-t really. I just miss you and wanna have some little chat lmao

Nerd: Fuck you.

Lazy Bun: Because as I said, I am gonna finish it exactly when I want it to be done you know. Sooner or later lol

Nerd: Man but if you wanna go skiing next week, better not to keep yourself rush in last minutes and having no time to just chill.

Lazy Bun: Nah I will manage it well. All I need to do this week is the Gisela one anyway, then Bradshaw next week.

Nerd: WHILE applying those jobs you found last night remember?

Lazy Bun: .... O-hhhh... oh yeah!

Nerd: .... Someone, please shoot her.

Lazy Bun: What lol it's fine. I will do it along the way. Ok so two interviews while applying those jobs in two weeks, Skiing in between, painting for the wall, what else?

Nerd: It's April coming, hello, you need plan for that trip back home, man Cambodia, should you?

Lazy Bun: Dunno. Never been there. So travelling is good. We both know we wouldn't wanna get stuck with Mom, just Mom, for such significant amount of time yeah?

Nerd: Then don't fucking book such long holiday.

Lazy Bun: It's cheap tickets, can't be helped, only 3man1 you know, can you even find a better deal than that????

Nerd: Why even going home at all?! You are supposed to find a fucking job in Japan.

Lazy Bun: Of course I will find one, that's why I should go home visiting family while I still have chance you know. Because who knows, after that I will be busy with work and everything and less and less time spent with family. After all, family matters most, it's been over a year, I should be home at least once a year.

Nerd: Man don't expect and then in the end you really can't find any job in Japan and go back home for good, then you would realise, man fuck, I can't stand being home lol

Lazy Bun: I already have a feeling I can't stand being home for more than one week when going back this April. Thanks for fast forwarding the emotion.

Nerd: Just fucking get a job. WORK WORK AND WORK. Sedentary mode kills your brain and creativity you know.

Lazy Bun: Erm....technically I am still working....right now.

Nerd: Freelance yeah. That's why you have no strong self-discipline to fucking complete the tasks. You need those strict structured systemized Japanese companies to shape you up into concrete you know, to discipline you hard, you are just too free.

Lazy Bun: SO free, but not "too" free, anything "too" is just unacceptable. Now it's still...erm... acceptable lol And honestly, I will be ready when it's time for me to be ready.. For now, come on, Youth is short, you cannot do crazy stupid things forever you know, now is the best time to enjoy the beauty of our youth. Besides, I already set it, this September would be the time. Till then, I am enjoying ...erm...gap year lol not like I'm not making money to support myself you know...

Nerd: Dude but the visa thing you know, you need visa to stay.

Lazy Bun: ....I understand, man the 'third-world' problem in 'first-world' country...ah Life... (=.=) but anyway I'm going back also because, who knows, I might just feel like it's time going back and settling down back home. Anyway yeah, just open to all options, I am free. I can live my own life.

Nerd: I kinda...doubt that.

Lazy Bun: In any case, the purpose of this whole conversation is just about my assurance that 'I'm gonna finish these interviews by my set deadlines for sure and going skiing still, so that is why I shall continue watching HIMYM now' lol

Nerd: Fine. I wish you not go overnight or exhausting yourself for meeting deadlines because you leave things last minutes to do as usual lol Good luck with all. Cheers.

Lazy Bun: Oh come on. Shouldn't be that bad. I have been more and more balanced nowadays you know.

Nerd: Y-eahhh...

Lazy Bun: Everything works out in the end. I will be fine ^^

Nerd: Bye.

Lazy Bun: LOL how supportive haha ok I can do it! Cheers ^^