#my kurtbastian

[backslashdelta]

So I listened to Grant's podcast episode

[wholock-pottergleek]

my roman empire will always be kurtbastian. like the missed opportunity, we really could’ve had it all :(

[mdverse]

happy acitw day and nothing else!

[cryscendo]

i need some of these lost media slueths to track down and leak all the unreleased glee tracks. if ANYBODY can find and leak a cut/lost glee cover its those bitches from the lost media subreddit

[vanmarkham]

that interview with grant gustin saying he did purposely try to make interactions with everyone INCLUDING KURT as flirty as possible is healing my inner teenager

[calsvoid]

something something kurtbastian or whatever

[gluri]

alexa play lacy by olivia rodrigo

[bipunkharrington]

I hate having nostalgia for certain time periods of fandom, it especially happens when the source material in over and a few years have passed, but sometimes even when new content is being released I have nostalgia for certain times in the fandom when specific early parts of the storyline were being analysed, or certain tropes/themes were popular in the fanfics.

[cuntycassandra]

For the ship ask: Kurtbastian >:) (it would feel illegally not to send you this)

Megstie yes I will (finally) do this!!!!

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa?

Both ✨ Kurt when he’s flustered and Sebastian when he thinks he’s being cool and sultry and then he just goes 👏 smack into a door.

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them?

Probably Kurt overall, but then he’d look down at his notebook in horror like 🫣😫

Who starts the tickle fights?

Sebastian 10000%

Who starts the pillow fights?

Also Sebastian but could be Kurt sometimes.

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile?

Could be either but it’s definitely more likely to be Seb, especially because he’s so private about his real romantic feelings.

Who mistakes salt for sugar?

Sebastian absolutely.

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am?

Sebastian because he’s an insensitive little prick ❤️

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

Sebastian ‘did you break too many hearts to stay?’ Smythe.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order?

I actually think it could be either, maybe something they do together. Kurt is a perfectionist and Seb comes from an academic family.

Who licks the spoon when they're baking brownies?

Seb gets the spoon, but sometimes if Kurt is missing his mom, Seb will let him have the spoon.

Who buys candles for dinners even though there's no special occasion?

Seb buys them because he knows Kurt likes them.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen?

Oh Sebastian absolutely. And Kurt goes mad cause he’s like “you’re ruining my look!!!” And Seb just doesn’t care.

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation?

Kurt. Seb travelled a lot as a child so he’s indifferent to cheap trinkets.

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines?

Absolutely Kurt. Seb pretends he doesn’t take it seriously but he totally does.

[sscrambledmeggss]

that scene in acitw where they are in the dance class, kurt is like, “they are all looking at me, because i’m still put together :(“ when in actuality, they were probably looking at his loudly cursing, underdressed partner <3

[banefulnightstar]

i don't particularly like anonymous texting fics but roll your eyes and call me a simp i'm going insane over kurtbastian anonymous texting fics for reasons i can't seem to comprehend??? so far i've found three such pieces (two by the same author) but the teen with an eerie voice inside me that has awoken from her slumber for the first time since this teen was me watching glee as an ongoing craves MORE

help

[backslashdelta]

I can fix him, no, really I can (insp by @katyobsesses)

[aurumjank]

Oh my god... I just realized... that the universe wants Kurtbastian to be. Just, look:

Kurt Hummel → portrayed by Chris Colfer → who also played Carson Phillips → who was struck by lightning.

Sebastian Smythe → portrayed by Grant Gustin → who also played Barry Allen → who was struck by lightning.

What are the odds?!

...I know, I know. I'm seeing things that aren't really there. But! I don't care! I love this coincidence anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[mdverse]

bunch of kb warmups i did last month specifically to drive @backslashdelta insane

[cryscendo]

we love them! we love them!

kurt hummel + boys boys boys by lady gaga [insp]

[angelhummel]

klaine, kadam, kurtbastian, kurtofsky for the ship grid ask game :0

one in every quadrant we did it boys!!!

Klaine goes without saying. So I won't

Kadam.................... I feel like I'm too harsh on Adam and how dull he is alskjfdslkfjdl like he's Nice and Good and that's all I can say. I'm glad Kurt had a chill little relationship in s4 but I'm just not excited for them lol

Kurtbastian doesn't NOT compel me but it's like. In an au he's Kurt's toxic ex that shows up once or twice for drama lol and that's it. People took Grant saying he played Sebastian as flirting with Kurt and ran with it and I'm over here like well Kurt still fucking hates him asjlfksdjkflds

Kurtofsky I've softened up on a lot. It wouldn't make much sense in canon but like. It could be less plausible??? Idk. It's also more of an au situation for me but I also do think thoughts about them so there's that

send me a ship!