#my jealous skwisgaar agenda prevails
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The other day I was rewatching Dethclown and I realized that, when they're all lecturing Toki for hanging out with Rockzo, Skwisgaar specifically points out that drunk driving while shooting guns is not what a real friend would take you to do.
And then, guess who's drunk driving and shooting guns with Toki in the next season:
Just think it's funny that Skwisgaar took Toki to do the exact same activity he was judging him for doing with somebody else. It's almost as if it wasn't about the tour at all, just saying.
#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#skwistok#my jealous skwisgaar agenda prevails#he wants to be tokis one friend and mentor and buddy and model and#he wants all of tokis attention on him hes just like that#and this isnt even a explicitly shippy post i just tagged it skwistok cuz i be tagging all the posts abt them with skwistok#its about how skwis wants to monopolize toki like a totally normal person#he refuses to share his lil guy#but he'd never admit it out loud#basu post
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you want asks? here’s something: when/if the rest of dethklok find out that toki and skwisgaar had gotten together, how do you think each of them would react?
omg yayay thank you mj! this is actually a scenario i've thought about a lot
so, before aotd came i had the specific scenario in my head of skwistok coming out to dethklok together. as in, they sit them all down and tell them about it. like a total formal thing. by this point, they've been together for long time enough that they're OK with it no longer being a secret anymore.
in this scenario, pickles is the most chill about it. it's not like he's particularly happy about it, he's just ok with it and then keeps on doing his thing. it's still a pretty big news after all but he's not judgemental at least. he gives a thumbs up or smth and keeps drinking
nathan is definitely weirded out about it. not because it's gay but because he saw the band as family/brothers so he thinks it's weird and honestly kinda gross. he's mostly judging skwisgaar too because he assumes toki doesn't know what he's doing/gives him kid treatment. nathan is basically a certain subset of the fandom here
murderface is so fucking pissed. both cause it's gay (homophobic homo as usual) and because he feels excluded. he's like WHAT SCHO IT'SCH BRUTAL TO BE GAY NOW? NOT FAIR. WHEN I WASCH GAY- and then abruptly shuts up because he is NOT GAY. btw his rage is just a lame cover for how he cannot stop his brain from fantasizing about having a threesome with skwistok now
after aotd came out however...my scenario changed a little.
first of all, i think after experiencing the end of the world almost and because of his general development, nathan is honestly less uptight about things that might have thrown him off before. meaning, receiving the news that skwistok are together makes him earnestly happy for them. it does still surprise him a little tho somehow, it makes sense. lowkey he was always a BIT worried about skwisgaar's habits so he thinks it's good someone that loves him can take care of him now. my nategaar besties agenda prevails
pickles is also glad for them though vaguely jealous that he doesn't have something like that going for him too but that calls to other issues he'll have time to work on hopefully in the future. he does get a LIL naggy about it, telling them they need to use protection and etc. toki is elated to have a sort of maternal figure worry for him while skwisgaar is genuinely just GAGGING
murderface still acts like a butthurt bitch but does definitely an attempt at be nice about it. maybe he gives them an awkward pat (to which skwisgaar immediately responds to not touch him) but they both genuinely appreciate mf trying for them
this is essentially my wholesome version of skwistok coming out lol
oh and charles already knew in both scenarios. of course he does.
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