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roseapprentice · 9 months ago

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Was venting to someone about the latest storm of clusterfucks that the universe is throwing my way this month. Which led to me saying, "My psychiatrist is ghosting me!" and then having to stop venting so I could laugh my ass off.

(It's only partly true. The psychiatrist is not officially mine yet, and their office is being staggeringly incompetent, not purposely ignoring me.)

But yeah. That has to be one of the funniest and most enraging phrases I've ever been in a position to say. It feels like one of the quintessential opposites to, "My pores are clear, my crops are watered."

My psychiatrist is ghosting me.

#the person I was venting to said 'yeah that sounds sort of oxymoron-ish'#which is a flawless comedic opening but I'm still very proud I jumped on it promptly #'it's certainly moron-ish'#the phrase needs another phrase with the same vibes to make it clear when it's a metaphor #my enrichment team is on vacation and my psychiatrist is ghosting me?#to wordy and abstract #needs some physical improbability to set up a figurative tone #my ice cubes are on fire and my psychiatrist is ghosting me?#closer but still needs work

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