#my hc name for policeman is twelve (bc of clown depot’s playthrough) so i think it’s neat theyre both named numbers (and slang for cops)

[the-meme-monarch]

BATAYAN HEADCANONS yopee

according to this video by firaplays on youtube, batayan’s song you get after his kiss, male widow serenade, has backwards lyrics. from the contents of the put-forwards-and-then-translated lyrics, i think the song is the story of his first interaction w his yet-to-be husband. dude "take me to dinner first"ed his way out of being arrested

the picture of him you get after his kiss has this dog in it which i THINK is a pomeranian? i like to think he adopted it :] i was thinking of naming it Tao but @crypewstoast came up w the name Bugs and i think that fits better. all the Taos in other love-de-lic legacy games look like the exact same dog after all.

this one has barely any standing in-game but the guide book SEEMS to imply that the scrapped nurse and girl characters were going to be his wife and daughter, along w him owning a company that goes bankrupt. his story has since changed to be what it is in-game, so in my-friends-and-i’s reconceptualization of them, the nurse’s spouse was batayan’s sister, making batayan her brother-in-law and the girl’s uncle. maybe. they’re not together anymore but they also didn’t. legally separate. also merkoi, @crypewstoast ’s oc :]

last one comes from what i think is a glitch? where you give him the fbf classified ad and he says the same line twice, im interpreting it like he just Realized the dread of it all