#my halfassed writing

[teddytheartist]

Harley Keener is a Hot headed protective bitch and Peter Parker should’ve seen this coming a mile away

Or that one time that Peter was hanging out with Harley in the busy NYC streets when a drunk man decided it was the best idea to slap Pete’s ass and holler at him right in front of Harley(‘s salad)

Cue the immediate fight that ensued between drunkman and southern boy that eventually Peter had to step into (bcs he’s Spider-Man goddamit) that landed them in jail within less than 30 minutes.

Harley think’s Peter looks really cute all scuffled up and Peter is having like 6 different panic attacks about the irony of being Spider-Man and being IN JAIL.

Don’t worry guys Iron Dad DOES bail them out (more like collects his cute blackmail material)(you know just in case they set the lab on fire … Again.)

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Fell right into the hype of the Barbie meme, in my defence I fucking love them aaaaa

(Pls if u have a better idea for a story inspired by my art feel free to write it out or watevs, just mention or tag me so I can see!! It’s cool!!)

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My art insta 🥸👍

[cross-d-a]

e-mailed my old thesis advisor apologizing for the late contact and asking for a letter of recommendation and I got a reply back asking for a sample of my work aND TODAY IMMEDIATELY TURNED INTO THE MOST STRESSFUL DAY EVER

[ichikalvr]

[🎸🎹] the grim reaper's waltz

project sekai ; leo/need + ichisaki focused ;

2nd person pov

When Saki first went missing, you along with Honami and Shiho would spend every day handing out missing posters to strangers that would pass by the market, sticking those posters onto houses and stone brick walls that bordered the bustling streets. Toya and Tsukasa would stop by to occasionally help out with the posters, but they mostly did stuff on their own. You respected their privacy.

A fight broke out between the three of you once the kingdom presumed her dead. You continued to plead to them to never lose hope, that there's still a slim chance of her possibly being alive, that she can't be dead unless they find conrete evidence of her death, but Shiho refuses to buy any of it. She storms out of your house in a fit of frustration, with a teary Honami following shortly after. That would be the last time you saw them for years.

After you graduated from the academy, you decided to try your luck at the 'Institution of Royal Guards', hoping to seek the truth of Saki's whereabouts. You blaze through the trials and bid your family a bittersweet farewell as you set out for the institution's training grounds.

Immediately, the moment you stepped into the dorm that you would be in for the rest of the year, your eyes meet with a familiar face. Your roommate has short grey hair and sharp green eyes. Your roommate... was Shiho Hinomori.

It was awkward during the first month or so, the two of you simply exchanging glances before doing your own things. But as the year went on, glances turned into short-term conversations, and short-term conversations turned into sincere talks that would last into the night. You two would often be paired together in group training by the instructor due to your coordination during team fights, and you would always share notes about the upcoming tests that required too much critical thinking for you to handle.

As you both lay in bed during your last day of training, you exclaim that when all four of you finally reunite, you would watch the stars in the sky alongside them once more. Shiho shares the same sentiment.

When you wake up for the ceremony, you were officially recognized as a loyal knight of the kingdom.

"For the kingdom, for the people!" the paladin shouted with pride. You and the other knights followed in unison.

—

As you patrolled the castle's walls, you and Shiho stare in shock as you notice a certain someone escort the prince down the hall.

Honami Mochizuki.

Right after you were dismissed, you approached a higher-up asking for permission to enter the castle. When both of you found Honami, she was apprehensive to acknowledge you at first, but eventually gathered the courage to see you both face to face. She apologized for the fight that put a rift between everyone, with Shiho also regretting the behavior she displayed that fateful day. You promptly apologize as well, and the three of you finally get the chance to sit down and chat.

Honami explains that she studied magic after she graduated and was accepted into the most prestigious magic academy in the kingdom, somehow managing to nab one of the top spots once she finished her studies. This would eventually lead her to become the prince's sworn shield, vowing to protect her alongside Mafuyu; who's her sworn sword.

You ask her if she would be able to hang out with you outside of royal duties, but Honami shakes her head and turns down the offer. Due to tensions rising higher between the kingdom and a rebellion group, she needs to be by the prince's side at all times, so she wouldn't have any free time until it's peaceful again. You understand her circumstances, and as night falls, you bid her farewell and return to patrolling the kingdom.

A few days pass, and the general in charge requests for immediate backup. Your unit alongside a few others are called into the front lines.

The rebellion has started. It's an all-out war.

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You didn't register anything that was happening until a dragon flew overhead, flaunting its shiny scales and massive wings, baring its teeth as it ignites the sky with a deafening roar. It scorched it a shade of dark red, and the town she knew all too well bursts into flames. Chaos rapidly erupts in the kingdom, a stampede of citizens fleeing the vicinity in a panic. You hoped that your parents were among those crowds as you ran the opposite direction. Towards the chaos. Towards your friends.

(You'd never forgive yourself if something happened to Honami or Shiho.)

The town square had quickly become a place for battle, bodies of your allies and enemies alike scattered all over the cobblestone, their blood seeping into its cracks. You winced, resisting the urge to vomit at the sight of the martyred that once stood alongside you, now lifeless and unmoving on the ground. Yet you gulp up the bile in your throat and continued forward, because they did their job. They devoted their lives to the kingdom until the very end, and soon enough, you'll do just the same.

You arrive at an open field located at the forefront of the castle, the source of all the conflict. You don't spot any of your friends, but in front of you are your allies battered and bruised, struggling against the opposing faction attempting to invade the castle. So they're after the prince, you thought. You come to their aid, slashing down a knight in black who nearly stabbed one of your fellow companions in the stomach. He thanks you for your assistance—

—before both of you are slammed into a wall with full force by the dragon.

You cough out blood as it spills out of your mouth. Crimson drips from your scalp, your head throbbing as the world spun around you. Looking to your side, you notice that the knight from earlier was knocked out from the sheer force of that blow. But before you can do anything else, you feel a menacing presence as the smoke clears. You hastily stand up, sword at the ready.

...Your body falters once you lock eyes with the enemy.

She wore white beneath the brown leather, completing the look with a black cloak detailed with intricate motifs and gold being the finishing touch that brings the outfit together, indicating that she's the enemy. And yet, that doesn't matter. None of it does—as you know exactly who this is. You recognize the shoulder-length, yellow hair that faded to pink, tied into a set of pigtails and curled at its ends. You recognize the eyes that stared back at you; a bright, bubbly pink that's hard to miss.

Amidst all the chaos, there was her.

Saki Tenma.

And she's donning the clothes of the opposing faction.

You freeze. That can't be her. It just couldn't. Everything about the person standing in front of you looks so... wrong. Her pigtails, a hairstyle that she's always adored, was messy and unkempt when it's usually combed to perfection. Her eyes were dull and devoid of life, the spark she used to have seemingly lost to time. Yet somewhere in your heart, you know for a fact that this is still the Saki you love from all those years ago, because her radiant smile that could rival a thousand suns hasn't change a single bit.

Even though you just witnessed her brutally stab someone in the chest without an ounce of mercy.

...Are you really Saki?

Saki widens her eyes in surprise, her demeanour changing when realizing it's you.

"Icchan...?!"

She gasps at the sight of her childhood friend, nearly dropping her weapon just to run up and hug you, but when she approaches closer, you can't help but take a step back and keep your distance. Yes, this is your childhood friend who's been missing for years. And yes, you are extremely relieved that she's alive after all this time. But you're scared. Terrified. You clutch the sword in your hands, demanding answers for how things turned out like this. Her body tenses, then quickly recovers.

"...I did what I had to." she said. You furrow your eyebrow at her answer.

Saki clears her throat. "B-But anyway! I really wish I got to see Honami and Shiho as well... Are they doing okay?"

...You hesitantly nod.

"Phew, I'm glad to hear that..." she smiled. (God, she smiled—and it's still the same warm smile that she's had since the beginning. It pains every fibre of her being.)

More questions than answers continue to pile up in your head as time passes. There's scars all over her body. You swear that you remember reading from somewhere that wielding a magic imbued scythe was illegal. You want to catch up with her and ask her how she's been and so many things and... no. No, no—there isn't any time for this. Her kingdom needs her. She can't waste any more time dilly-dallying with the enemy.

You point your blade towards her. "Drop your weapon, and we can resolve this peacefully." you insisted. Saki blankly stares at the sharp tip of your sword.

"Hey, c'mon now." she snickered, practically taunting you as she dragged her blade of her scythe against the grass. "Isn't it better the other way around? You can drop your weapon, and we can all live happily ever after. Simple!"

A scythe, her weapon of choice. It was enchanced with some sort of dark magic. She couldn't tell. If only Honami were here, considering she's more well-versed in magic than the majority. But... you're glad that she wasn't here at this point in time. She was spared the pain of seeing her childhood friend.

You narrow your eyes. Happily ever after, huh. "This is what you call happily ever after? Your people are killing my people, Saki. You're taking their precious lives away..."

Saki. Saki, Saki, Saki.

(...You don't recognize the girl standing across you.)

"I'm sorry, I just—" she trails off, apologetic. "I'd... be executed if I don't do this, y'know? And then... then they'll take someone else. Maybe they'll take Toya, Tsukasa, or Honami, maybe Shiho, maybe even you. I couldn't possibly bear the thought of that...!"

"...So I signed a contract. I work with them until I'm deemed useless, and they'll won't lay a single finger on the people I love until then, unless necessary. There's no turning back now. I have to do this."

You look at her, dumbfounded. "But then you're... you're practically allowing my—OUR people to roll over and die!" you screamed. "The castle has gone up in flames, and the streets are in shambles! All of our memories are currently being burnt to a crisp right now! Why did you even sign that contract...? How could you have possibly agreed to such a horrible fate, fully knowing that you would be the main reason for the kingdom's downfall...?! ISN'T THIS THE VERY KINGDOM WHERE YOUR LOVED ONES RESIDE IN?!"

"IT WAS EITHER THE WORLD BURNING OR YOU DYING, ICCHAN!" Saki huffed out. Her palms were sweaty, her breathing was sporadic. She felt her grip on the scythe slip.

"As long as you and the others are alive, I'm perfectly fine with suffering a thousand times more. And if taking an entire kingdom down with me is what it takes to keep you all safe, then I'll... I'll gladly watch it burn."

...I'll gladly watch it burn, she says. Yet her voice cracks when she says those words, and you can see a hint of remorse in her glinting eyes as she held back tears. She doesn't want to, but she has to.

In short, your best friend is hurting.

But you can't do anything about it, because she's the enemy.

'For the kingdom, for the people', right?

The two of you have a stand-off. Both of your weapons are drawn, but neither of you refuse to deal the first blow. Neither of you wants to fight. For a moment, you wander off into the past, the four of you sneaking out to watch the stars just outside the Tenma household. You all laugh together and run up the side of a hill, lying down on the damp grass as you cheerfully point at constellations and twinkling stars, promising to never leave each other's side. You're then sent back to a world where the night sky is barely visible, covered in ash and smoke, as a dragon and its army wreck havoc on the kingdom you reside in. The distant screams of your comrades fill your ears, swords colliding, and spells being cast. Saki snaps you out of your trance.

She laughed. "It's so selfish of me, isn't it? That I'd trade everything I've got so everyone I care about would be able to live... it's stupid. But the only other choice was to helplessly watch you all die. So I alone will bear this burden. As a traitor of this kingdom."

"I couldn't care less about what happens to me next, so here's a proposal," she swung her scythe over her shoulder. "We battle to the death, and last one standing wins. Wouldn't that solve all of our problems?"

No, no it would not. I'd never want to hurt you, you wanted to say. The words get stuck in your throat.

Your inner voice yearns for her to come back, to set all of these knight duties and contracts and wars aside and embrace each other, but the world is a harsh place. You can't turn back time, and you can't live in the past. You're living in the present, with your friend on the opposite side of the war. Absolutely nothing would change that fact. So you fixed your stance, ready to swing, tightening your grip on the handle of your sword.

"...Step aside. You know you don't want to do this." you demand, a sense of finality in your voice. "Please."

Saki firmly holds her scythe in both of her hands. Its curved blade gleams in the moonlight, already painted red from her past encounters.

"I'm sorry it has to end this way."

A tear slides down Saki's cheek. "Let's dance, Icchan."

[kaisollisto]

uh i need to change my canvas color

[rindomness]

coinflip tomorrow did psychic damage to me and also made sierra, who was listening to me read out random bits of dialogue as i edited, make comments about how i write willy effectively, so good luck. im going to bed though

[jawllines]

I agree with that anon tbh :( I will keep supporting you on Patreon because I LOVE your work and you’re immensely talented, it’s just a bit frustrating to see how many WIP there are, that kind of stay forgotten

I’m still waiting for updates on princerry, y/n is abducted by aliens and Harry’s been acting weird just to name a few :( and I understand that you write based on demand, but you have 650+ patrons, I’m pretty sure most of us are quiet readers, who don’t send you anons/messages asking for updates

if you wanna keep writing based on demand, could you maybe consider doing more anonymous surveys?

YES I TRY TO DO AS MANY ANONYMOUS SURVEYS AS I CAN WITHOUT BEING ANNOYING!! I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW IT GETS FRUSTRATING D: I DO WRITE BASED OFF WHAT PEOPLE ASK FOR AND IF PEOPLE DONT ASK FOR IT OR DONT INTERACT WITH IT THEN I KIND OF ASSUME THEY DONT LIKE JUST HOW I DO ON HERE

IM SORRY, I DO GET HOW IT COULD BE ANNOYING BUT NEVER FEEL LIKE YOU CAN'T SEND ME A MESSAGE OR COMMENT ON A STORY AND LET ME KNOW YOU LIKE IT!! THAT GIVES ME THE INSPIRATION TO KEEP WRITING IT!! FOR EXAMPLE THE AMOUNT OF ANONS THAT IVE BEEN GETTING AND COMMENTS ON THE NEW A/O/B FIC IS WHAT HAD ME UPDATING IT IN TWO DAYS WHEREAS DEMON HARRY FEELS HIS HEART BEATING FOR THE FIRST TIME DOESNT GET MUCH ATTENTION SO I WRITE IT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

AS SOMEONE WHO WRITES, I WANT TO KNOW THAT THE MAJORITY WILL LIKE WHAT IS BEING PUT OUT THERE, SO IF NOBODY IS LETTING ME KNOW THAT THEY WANT IT OR WANT TO SEE IT THEN IT GETS UPDATED A LITTLE LESS :(((

[andreabaideas]

I rly loved your Camibilly smut hcs (from an ask I sent from my old blog) Do you have anymore? Or just fluffy hcs?

Not really, smut hcs aren't really my thing, I dont know how to write It in a classy way and not make the scenes too explicit , I lack finesse on writing that, i tend to write them like those Pink colored romantic books also known as female porn writers if It makes sense XD (I like those books, but let's be honest, they are delicate porn).

Fluffy Its more me ,but i think i told you most of my hcs so yeah.

• Camila likes to touch Billy's hair.

• Billy likes to see Camila doing.things like reading, making her makeup, brushing her hair, cooking...

•Camila likes seeing Billy sleeping, more precisely breathing while he sleeps, she was scared he would die for addiction so, It reassures her.

• Camila likes to make random candid (unaware) photos of Billy, so you have some of him fixing things at home, a couple playing guitar, some of him playing with Julia...

Now some fluffy smutty.

• There are even some nudes in those candids, usually Billy showering and going out the shower totally unaware of It.

• New Au of mine : the band keeps being together and (inspired by the awesome beggining of the Laureate) maybe Camilly Its about to start a throuple with Daisy ,(Cami Its Bi in this au, so Daisy is ... Importantly : no one dies and everyone Its Happy...Better than canon):

• Camila once competed in an Worlds photography contest , the final test was an artistic nude photo, she wanted to hire a male model, but after watching the casting and the great quantity of hot men wanting to pose for his wife ...Billy panicked XD, so he offered to pose voluntarily himself for that photoshoot, which Camila agreed to, then they made the session, 20 photos, Camila asks Daisy to chose her fave photo, to put it as the central main one, the rest are the companions... and Camila later send the session in a photobook to the judges...

It made her win and It became her most successfull shoot ever, much to the annoyance of Eddie and embarrassment of Graham, It became a meme for Warren and Karen, they bought and brought one of the photos to the band's bus as a poster. Teddy and Rod use It for publicity for the band...Which works greatly , now Billy has to wear his shirts open buttoned always at concerts , and they sell the double of tickets...Also Daisy kidnapped the main photo (not so secretly) for herself, with Camila's approval.

Billy knows about It all (even the Daisy thing)....It inflated his ego a lot.

That's it. 😊

[koushuwu]

HI YOURE THE MOST PRECIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL PERSON EVER IN EXISTENCE DONT EVER FORGET THAT BYEEEE 💕💗💖

ME COMING TO HUG YOU I LOVE YOU 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

me and gilbert have missed you! going to need to give you so many kisses aight, you have been warned! *mwah* *mwah* *mwah* *mwah* *mwah*

[nevergonnasimpyoumikey]

Been too busy to do the interactive story for a few days and probably will be busy for a few more 😭 Can't wait for these hellish couple of weeks being finally done (maybe in September lol).

I might just barely be able to publish my summer fic for @gtafest before the deadline.

Also... yes, this means that my goal of finishing part 6 of SHOTWTHBWGT during the summer is officially buried. Maybe before Christmas. Maybe. Kinda wanna give up on the whole thing again. :"D

[jolteongirltja]

the duality of my notes app is astounding

[bidilfs]

I kinda love when posts with really, really shitty writing cross my dash and the comments are full of “omg this hits like a truck” because it’s a really nice reminder that when I quit my job I can still sell my writing on the internet really, really easily because people have very low standards

[jrueships]

my tummy hurt (on purpose. i keep consuming things that hurt it but idc until i do). send me some fun lil asks or whatever 😊

[bombusbombus]

lost Booster to perfectionism for now but I'm happy with little Ted doodle. Trying to get him like he is to me in my head.

[nomaishuttle]

i will not let one bitchy resident ruin my good day . affirmations

[b1mbodoll]

JUST GOT HOME AND SAW MY BOYFRIEND (I'M TYPING THIS OUT IN THE CAR ON THE WAY TO DINNER) BUT HE SAYS HE LOVES CALLUM

-👻

thats so sweet aw <3 have fun at dinner n eat well, sweetheart!!!!!

[7brownsuga7]

Bts when jealous -

Thanks to @crabby-libra for the suggestion 💕🫶🏽Kinda short because I didn’t know what else to write lmfao

Namjoon:

• This will change his whole demeanour. Like he’s gonna be cold and won’t talk much, will definitely go mute until he musters up the courage to talk to you about his feelings. (Will take him some time because he wants to work through his emotions and feelings first)

• He can’t help being jealous. He just feels too much, too deeply.

• Will talk to you about how he’s feeling after and explain what made him jealous.

• Jaw clenching and eyebrow raise

• Is really a big baby and will also show his jealousy by sulking

• GUILT!! He will feel so guilty afterwards for acting the way he did. And will make up for it. (Constant cuddles/kisses, gifts etc)

Jin:

• Will definitely let you know about it. Is 100% blunt and honest with how he feels

• But will also probably tell you he’s jealous but won’t tell you why.

• Like he’s gonna say snarky comments and catch an attitude real bad.

• Very petty and will give you the cold shoulder, but in a dramatic way.

• & he will just overdramatise everything but will still want you around him. He just has to be dramatic first.

• He’s gonna be meannnnn! Especially if he’s jealous about another person, he will be kinda bitchy towards them (but in the most Jin way lfmao)

Yoongi:

• Silent but tries to act like he’s okay.

• Will definitely play it off like he’s not bothered. Loads of shoulder shrugging and halfassed smiles. Meanwhile my guy is seething lfmao

• He hates feeling jealous so he will mostly keep it to himself. But if you ask about it then he will tell you and you both will probably have a straightforward conversation about it where he tells you how he feels and why, and where you both work it out.

• Loads of side eyes though. Like he’s watching the fuck out of you.

Hobi:

• He’s gonna laugh about it. Yes he’s jealous but he’s not gonna take it seriously (or at least try too)

• He will tell himself how silly he’s being but still can’t help feel the jealousy in his body.

• Will try to act like he’s okay but deep down, he’s mad as fuck. He just doesn’t want you to worry or doubt yourself.

• Eye rolls and pouts

• Tries to distract himself

• Will confide in others about how he’s feeling to see if he’s not tripping.

Jimin:

• This jealousy is eating him alive

• Loads of side eyes and death glares

• Eyebrow raises and petty comments.

• If he’s jealous about another person with you then he’s going to be all over you, hands on you, arm resting on you. Just to let the other person know that they don’t have a chance.

• Might be times where he might try to make you jealous in return.

• He kind of gets possessive lfmao

• And when it gets too much for him he will pull you to the side and tell you what’s bothering him. All said with a sulky voice.

Taehyung:

• Will tell you he’s jealous but won’t tell you why for a while because he wants to be dramatic for a bit.

• Will sulk and moan about it.

• Will eventually tell you why he’s jealous while also seeking for some reassurance.

• He’s going to talk to everyone and anyone about how jealous he is. He don’t give a fuck honestly. He needs to get it off his chest and will definitely bitch about the other person. But don’t worry he won’t bitch about you of course.

Jungkook:

• He will sulk and pout or be moody. No in between

• He will want to talk to you about it but a part of him doesn’t want to say anything so he might just shut down.

• He hates feeling jealous, so you will see his whole demeanour change. I see him becoming more silent and closed off. But it can range from that to him being totally sulky.

• He will glare the other person down

• Tongue in cheek and eyebrow twitch.

• A sly smirk and shake of his head.

• He will be moody for sure but will also still be around you. He will just be more touchy than he already is. Like he’s making sure everyone knows you’re together.