#my guy u are literally an adult man and i know nurses are underpaid but i PROMISE
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can u imagine hooking up with some shaggy-from-scooby-doo looking motherfucker and u go back to his place and things are getting hot n heavy and he asks if he can cuff ur wrists and ur like 'sure' and he whips out POSEY SOFT WRIST RESTRAINTS HE STOLE FROM WORK???? straight women are so brave godbless 😔
#callout post for my one co-worker#my guy u are literally an adult man and i know nurses are underpaid but i PROMISE#you can afford a pair of actual padded kink cuffs#posey softs are the LEAST SEXY CUFFS you could POSSIBLY have picked#like i get it#the five-finger discount is pretty sweet but bestieeeee#ur killing me </3#whatever the fuck
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