#my greatest crime was not confirming Nichole as his date for prom in ewily

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I think Jimmy would be the Alpha Rizzler of the school tbh

Oh you are SO correct!!

I was just having this conversation the other day, I can't believe I left him out of my last ask?! I clearly wasn't thinking right, thank you for bringing me back to Earth, anon!

Jimmy is a rizzler beyond rizz. He surpasses into flirtation godhood. Not only is he fucking hilarious, but he is just a lovely person with so much integrity?? God, I love you James Valmer. You will always be famous.