#my grandparents used to watch these types of ppl like everyday and i was over there a lot bc we lived on the same property
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halfway through the first episode of the righteous gemstones its about like one of those megarich celebrity pastor families and it's so fucking funny so far
#my grandparents used to watch these types of ppl like everyday and i was over there a lot bc we lived on the same property#i remember this one dude they used to watch i think his name was like jim baker or something#and he was so slimy he was one of those that sold like survival bullshit and said the apocalypse was coming#and my grandparents ate that shit up i loved when at christmas and birthdays theyd be like#oh :( we just cant afford to get u any gifts :( we just dont have the money :(#meanwhile they have a literal spare room to store theyre disgusting overpriced dried celebrity pastor meal powder#i hated growing up in the middle of nofuckingwhere crazychristians territory#still stuck here too but at least i have my own apartment now :)
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If someone has bad breath, do you tell him or her? doubtful, I don’t wanna hurt anyone, it’s awkward and a lot of ppl can’t change how they smell
Do you have an item that comforts you when you are sad/scared? used to have one special object, I still hold it sometimes, I suppose I might again at night from Friday to Saturday
When are you likely to hide your emotions? when I’m face to face with an authority figure like boss, teacher or doctor, policeman too but I never been in a situation like this with them, I also hide my emotions from abusers at times to not show I’m afraid of them and to not provoke them more as well
Which is scarier: Dying of thirst or of starvation? I guess starvation as it takes longer
Have you ever tried to help someone quit smoking? it’s their decision to smoke, I don’t approve but I won’t get involved, I can only avoid them
Have you ever had to talk anyone out of suicide? self harm more likely, I mean... I was talking with suicidal people about them wanting to kill themselves but never at the moment when they were doing it so I don’t know if that counts
When you think of tomorrow, what feelings come to mind? packing, last day with my parents before I go to the hospital
What is the last thing you complained about? probably health related issues
What was the last curse-word you said? kurwa
When you fake sick to get out of school, what do you say or do to convince your parents that you are sick? I don’t fake sick, I might exaggerate but I won’t lie, I don’t want to worry my parents and because I’m chronicall ill I often was going to school even though I didn’t felt like it
Do you still talk to your very first best friend? no
When was the last time something went terribly wrong? basically everything goes wrong
How do you console someone when he or she is upset? depends
Choose one: Trip to outerspace, or trip underneath the oceans? no thx
How often do you feel overwhelmed? all the damn time
How do you deal with everyday life? poorly
Who in your family do you act like the most? my dad
What is the most romantically sweet thing someone has done for you? my gf is doing many sweet things
Have you ever been confronted by a mall cop for your behavior? I’ve never been confronted by the store guard - elseway I would never go back there out of anxiety
Is there someone that makes you feel like you’re walking on eggshells? my mom
Were you ever afraid of one of your past teachers? sorta XD
Have you ever been in a physical fight on school grounds? I was attacked but I didn’t fight back so...
A homeless man asks you for 50 cents; how do you respond? dunno
When was the last time you visited a thrift store? recently
Can you handle constructive criticism? I can’t handle any criticism :(
Who is the most sensitive person that you know? me?...
When was the last time you wrote someone a note? few days ago
Do you tell your parents before you go somewhere, or just leave? I always tell
What was the last thing you tried to get out of doing? not sure what was last hmm...
Which season do you dread the most? winter
Is there a foreign culture you’d like to learn more about? maybe
Have you ever seen a famous painting and thought “I could have done that?” abstract art
What is the scariest thing about attending your school? which one?
Are you a good judge of other people’s intentions? I got better with time
Shopping: best with friends, parents, bf/gf, or alone? depends
When was the last time someone told you to turn your music down? my mother sometimes asks me to because she has migraines
When you don’t know how to spell a word, do you look it up? not always *ashamed*
Are you one to spend a lot of time in the bathroom? nope but I’m the one that often goes to the bathroom
Do you ever consider the challenges other races go through? sure
When was the last time you doubted your abilities? I have... abilities? :o
What was the last thing you wished for? health... not gonna happen tho :(
How many times a day, on average, do you look at the time? several, when I wake up then when I eat and between meals and then when I go to sleep and in the middle of the night if I go to pee
Where do you first remember living? I never moved
First fandom? woah I don’t remember
First otp/ship? neither
How old were you when you first when on a plane? -
What was your first tattoo? -
Do you remember the last movie you saw while on a date? show - She-ra, movie - A lot like love
Did you lose your virginity before you were sixteen? nooo
How many purses do you own? too many lol Are you bi? am not Who was your prom date? I never had one, I didn’t go to prom
Who was the last person to see you cry? parent[s]
Have you ever been used? yep
Do you like when girl takes you by surprise and kisses you? I like consent but... those were the best kisses ^^’’
Have you ever gone for someone despite knowing they were bad for you? I didn’t think about the future nor that I deserve love What kind of gift can win you over? what do you mean by WIN ME OVER? Are diamonds really a girls best friend? not mine, I don’t care for diamonds
Have you ever dated someone with a child? no way Have you ever dated someone shorter than you? Sarah was shorter
Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you? my parents and my current partner
What sound is annoying you right now? it’s quiet :3
What gives you a peaceful feeling? sleep?
Would you rather live in the city, suburbs or the country? country
Are you more of a maker and giver, or a taker and user? taker and user I suppose
Do you buy holiday gifts early or at the last minute? early
If someone else were to describe you what would you hope they would say? the truth
Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child or for the child to outlive their parent? parent to outlive the child because it’s not common
When do you do your best thinking? evening/night
What was a choice that you didn’t want to make but you had to? majority of decisions are smth I’d prefer not to make
What age do you think it is most difficult to be? to each their own
Do you think you could handle a day in jail? who knows
Have you ever been on a trampoline? I have not
Do you pretend to be something you’re not to make friends? I’m being myself and that’s why I’m friendless :P
Are you more of a shy or outgoing person? I’m introverted antisocial and a loner but I’m not shy, I can be loud and talkative
Are you more of an athlete or artist? artist Are you the type to procrastinate? I put PRO in procrastination Do you believe that you’ll always be a kid at heart? ;) What is something you want to improve on this year? health, I’m trying How many times a day do you get angry? uh oh... If you could eat any food you want right now, what would it be? personal Can you sleep with your eyes open? I’m no Gandalf
Do you still have any living grandparents? If so, how old are they? I don’t wanna talk about that
What’s your favorite computer game genre? simulations Do you have any exes your parents never liked? pfft Do you ever keep things just because they might be useful someday? we are hoarders
Are you frequently in a bad mood? sorry... Do you ever fill out surveys while in a bad mood? I go through soooo many moods before I finish one survey Are you a fast or a slow eater? slowest among my friends, fastest in my house How old were you when you had your first relationship? no idea what I should call a relationship and what not Do you get dental checkups at least once a year? yup Is there anyone in your family/household whom you frequently argue with? mom, sister before she moved out Have you ever used chewing tobacco? tha hell? that’s disgusting!
Do you play Pokemon Go? If so, what level are you and who’s your buddy? not applicable Do you ever sit indoors and wear sunglasses or a hat? hat Are you putting off doing something right now? If so, what is it? drying my hair, drinking water and going to sleep mostly
Are you like me and hoard notebooks and pens? pens now, I stopped buying notebooks... oh wait... no... I just got one because I wanted to save bees, nvm... Are you sitting in front of or by a window? What can you see out there? by, it’s dark but there’s my neighbor’s house Are there any coasters on your table? If so, do they have text or pictures? flowers Do you have a song playing in your head right now, too? not really Don’t you hate it when people answer to surveys with one word answers? lame *I realized I did that myself *facepalm* Ever watched a cat or a dog sleep and run/twitch in their sleep? adorable <3 What’s something we do every day but they don’t depict in movies? it bothers me that in fantasy/sci-fi movies there are no toilets and meals are rare
Is your style feminine, masculine or somewhere in the middle? in the middle, childish yet of an old person haha Do you usually carry a backpack, a shoulder bag or something else? shoulder bag or tote Do you wear glasses? If so, have you ever tried to fix them when they’ve broken? helped my dad fix his glasses couple of times Are there a lot of dragonflies around your house? they don’t show up frequently
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long, long list of empath/psychic Aesthetics™
“getting rly fkn attached to the ppl, plots, etc. from ur dreams
waking up & needing 2-3 hours to mourn & emotionally detach urself from ur dream universes
getting occasional feelings from ur twin flame & accidentally mistaking them fr ur own
getting rly rly sad fr no reason walking arnd in the hallways @ school
just in general, getting rly rly sad fr no reason
“ghost, i love u, but im busy rn”
“ghost, i love u, but can u pls not touch me rn, thanks”
“ghost, i love u, but im talking to someone else rn”
not being able to tell if a sudden vision is a message from a deity/spirit, a flashback from a previous life, or some sorta omen or smth
“ghost, i love u, but can u pls stop clinging to me rn”
talking to ppl who dont believe in spiritual stuff & just, ,,, ,, Y’know.
getting random flashbacks to past dreams & gettin real Bummed Out™
missing ur friends from past lives
wanting to go back to ur past lives
“that reminds me of smth that happened in onea my past lives”
“have we met before”
“i feel like i know u”
having 100% of ur emotions based either on the moon & other astrological things, or other ppl in the room
missing ppl uve never met
feeling Incomplete™ w/o them
“ok who the fuck is feeling arousal in this room rn bc could u pls turn that tf down rn, thanks”
staring directly to the side of someones head bc their aura is rly fun to watch
“fuck, ur aura is so pretty”
seeing shades of pink & red in someones aura & just 🔍👀
“is that actually physically that color or is it just a Spiritual Color Thing”
going to old places & getting that.... Feeling
touching old objects & getting that....... Feeling
reading old books/saying old prayers & getting that....... Feeling....
being able to physically feel someones personality when u touch them
being able to physically feel someones personality when u hold smth theyve owned fr a long time
“ok this is gonna sound kinda weird, but can i touch the center of ur chest, i wanna feel ur 4th chakra”
only being able to express things & feelings w/ colors, elements, planets, zodiac signs, notes on the piano, textures, patterns, etc.
“porn is so so fake lmao”
hearing someone talk in a foreign language u dont understand but being able to generally get the gist of what theyre saying from their emotions & facial expressions
“so whats (name) like?” “mostly dark blue & purple, the smell of sandalwood & smoke, neptune, black onyx”
“ok but what does that Mean” “:)”
feeling rly spiritually attached to crystals, more than possible w/ other ppl
“this crystal is my bf”
“this deity is my bf”
“this ghost is my bf”
“this planet is my bf”
feeling like ur house is an Ecosystem, w/ all the different energies & ghosts & elementals & other spirits
“wow, you can talk to angels, really? that’s so amazing!!!!!! i could never imagine!!!!!” yeah thanks i ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos w/ my guardian angel last night & we fanboyed together abt my shit interests
“wow, you can talk to spirits, really???? how do you do that!!!!!” just say hi lmao, its not as formal as u think + theyre p much constantly around u so ur prolly already friends, even if u dont know it
projecting just to visit ur astral friends
[towards a group of spirits most likely older than ur great-great-great-great-grandparents] whats up losers
“bad spirits or demons cant rly hurt u unless u give them the power to”
“u can have astral sex, yknow”
getting a pull from ur astral friends in the middle of smth important
semiprojecting in the middle of a rly boring class
talking to spirits in the middle of a rly boring class
doing energy work in the middle of a rly boring class
“energy work is rly easy! here, i’ll teach u”
^ teaching all ur friends the hand-rubbing technique
making sigils fr ur friends, even if they dont rly know what they r or how to use them
sending ur friends random bursts of positive energy, just bc
sending strangers((esp. those that look like theyre goin somewhere important)) random bursts of positive energy, just bc
“holy fuck ur guardian angel is hot”
lowkey hanging arnd ppl just bc of the spirits that hang around them
flirting with spirits
@ spirits: “would u b comfy w/ giving me a kiss on the cheek??”
@ spirits “u should come over sometime to hang out, i can attach u to my necklace if u want !!”
just, being rly in love w/ spirits in general
carrying arnd spirits w/ u as u go on w/ ur everyday life
smiling in the middle of class bc u remember a spirit or bc of smth a spirit says to u
feeling a spirit hug u or kiss ur face & just: !!!!!!
sorry ill move on
“i’m rly afraid of ghosts!!! :(” why
“they’re so scary!!!!!” theyre ppl???? they have thoughts & feelings & personalities & some can b bad, sure!! but 90% of them r good & pure & if ur attracting negative spirits, its bc thats the only type ur thinking abt !!!! negative spirits r attracted to negative ppl !!!!!!
mo vI IN g O n
Knowing(tm) in ur Heart(tm) that some ppl dislike u, but still gettin kinda salty when u find this out irl
“this is my friend!!! theyre an amazingly good person whos never done anything wrong!!! i trust them!!!!” ... can u srsly not feel That
gettin Bad Feelings(tm) abt someone, & trying to ignore them
being proved right abt ur Bad Feelings
“i love this celebrity w/ my whole heart!!! theyre so pure & wholesome!!!!” ................................ can u srsly not feel That
knowing beforehand if someones problematic or not
“that person’s aura feels like a trump supporter”
when 2 ppl get together & they look rly happy but u can Feel smth between them that feels unstable
feeling Sadness on someone but not knowing Entirely what its abt
seeing glimses of someones past life
seeing glimses of someones True Face
seeing someones True Face & nothing else, not rly entirely knowing what their actual, physical face is
“i dont mean to freak u out, but u do know abt that negative spirit on ur back rn. right”
occasionally seeing a rly rly scary face in ur minds eye, but trying to flirt w/ the spirit so u can see it on a more level ground
meeting someone else whos Spiritual(tm) & trying to find out abt How Much they know, How Much theyre interested in
“is this an omen”
being rly attached to ur tarot cards
“these cards r my bf”
resting ur tarot cards under a nourishing crystal as a ‘thanks’ fr their hard work
kissing ur card deck
kissing ur crystals
putting positive energy into ur mirrors, ur makeup, ur nail polish, ur jewelry, ur clothes, etc.
ok thats it fr now
i have More, but
i’ll restrain myself
fr Now
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