#my grandma was stealing fruit from trees i think and nobody could tell the difference betwixt the oranges and lemons she nabbed
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which of these are better? :>
#just me hi#poll#they're both good on specific foods :> 👍#but my mom and dad are always arguing about which is best so this should be fun lol#//i'm never going to forget that time i fully squeezed an orange onto my leftover rice by mistake :(((#there is 1 one wrong answer on this poll Hfbvhsf#my grandma was stealing fruit from trees i think and nobody could tell the difference betwixt the oranges and lemons she nabbed#that thing looked like a fully-ripe lemon and then it turned out to be a fully-ripe ORANGE i have never tasted such bitter#and backstabbing truth in my LIFE#how can truth be both obscured beyond recognition and yet so sharply distinct auhhghgughgu#worst day of my life#not true but my other options for a meal were my dear dear grandmama's spaghetti#[leans in close] She Put Ketchup In It And Said It Was The Same Thing As The Sauce .‿.#reread that sentence and please just consider it for a moment. a minute even. maybe i'm being dramatic but do you see what i'm saying here#//anyway food horrors aside citrus is cool 10/10 fruit truly#can't go wrong with citrus :3#//now let's see if i go n do something or end up reblogging stuff for like an hour Lmao o7 o/
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