#my godfathers cool. he got me an alf doll when i was like. 9?
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cuz of stuff that isn’t rly mine to share online, egg hunt probably isn’t happening this year which means. no new horror pinata :(
#i’ll just have my own ridiculous easter party#with blackjack! and hookers!#<- reference#but i do mean it about just doing it myself#returning it to its drunken state and all#i’m sad i never got on the plaque tho :(#tldr about the drunk part: it used to be young adults getting trashed and having an egg hunt#and then i was born! and then everyone else had kids too#the awful pinatas have been a thing since before i was born#so the egg hunt and the pinatas stayed but everything else cooled down#this isn’t a tldr anymore is it#and honestly last easter me and the other ‘kids’ (most of us are young adults now) got drunk#so really it’s just. circle of life#now its our turn! get drunk and hunt eggs! fill a pinata with pickles!#don’t steal my godfathers stupid pinatas that’s MY job. i’m keeping the tradition going#or i could just ask him to do the pinata im sure he’d be happy to contribute tbh#my godfathers cool. he got me an alf doll when i was like. 9?#rzr speaks
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