#my girl has uhh shitty bf

[kurosagi-h8r]

Hii love your little headcanons so I wanted to ask if you can do "what happens when mc asks the ghouls for dating advice"

I don't think mc would ever realistically ask them that but the reactions would be funny💀

WWWWWW SURE DO~~ But i'm gonna make this into parts because i don't think i'm strong enough i'm too frail to write for all of 'em in one go (no joke my shoulder pain has been killing me). so sorryyy ╯︿╰

Jin

Bold of you to assume he's gonna give you relationship advice when he can't fix his relationship with his papa

tbf he's probably gonna look at you weirdly and uhh remind you that you're his slave and nothing more and that any thought of being in a relationship with other people is forbidden

or ask you a bunch of question that will make you feel ashamed that you don't marry rich (with him as the standard) idk

Tohma

Will actually be a pretty decent guy to go for when it comes to dating advice... I think...

"blablablabla who's the guy? is it someone i know? blablabla I suggest you do this and that blablabla why not use me as an example? It won't do you any harm, no?"

"Will you update me on the progress? I don't want to be nosy, I'm simply looking out for you. Too many potential danger lurking in this place and I want nothing less than to sleep at night knowing that you're safe."

Very much biased but he can manipulate me all he wants and i will give in i won't even think twice about it

Kaito

This loser will start crying on the spot thinking that you found someone else already

"I-I never said I found someone..." and a lightbulb will come out of his head thinking that you were asking him SPECIFICALLY because HE is the one you're crushing on. "I've read somewhere that this is one of the things people do to find out more about their crush... THIS IS IT! THIS IS MY CHANCE!"

And all the advice he's giving you are the things that he wants you do to him

Not even gonna be ashamed about it go for it kaito

Luca

Most earnest in giving dating advice. He genuinely wants to help. He's even honored to be the one you go to for such important decision making.

Even if you do it to find out more about him, he's gonna be oblivious 😭 good luck

Honestly i don't have much words to back him up but personally, deep in my heart, i would go to this guy because i don't believe in myself when it comes to this kind of thing. i will trust you to set me in the right path luca ❤ i'll even trust you to beat up the shitty guy in my stead (lol)

Alan

Look me in the eye and tell me he has any dating experience

Not good with words but will stand behind you few steps away as you do what you want to do. Be it confessing your feelings or setting boundaries with your partner. For support 👍

Whether your partner finds it scary or not it's their problem

Surprisingly good at comforting maybe? If your partner breaks your heart and you don't feel like talking it out he will drive you around to clear your head.

Leo

"You're asking me? Oh my God you must be THAT desperate huh."

GIRL JUST ABORT MISSION ATP WHATEVER YOU'RE STRESSING OUT ABOUT IT'S GONNA GET WORSE IF YOU'RE SEEKING THIS GUY'S ADVI-- *got dragged away*

"Not gonna listen to all that. Why don't we just try making them jealous? You have me and I'm always down for a challenge~"

Ask yourself, which one is worse, making a deal with the devil or Leo?

Sho

Alright listen, depending on how dire the situation is i would want him to pretend to be my bf to make my partner jealous. HE'S PROBABLY GONNA HATE IT but i'm not one to pass up such opportunity /j

biker boyfriend to make your partner jealous??? why the hell not

I can feel him looking at me weirdly "you seriously coming to me for a relationship advice...?"

"How the hell would I know? Get them back with their favorite food? A way to someone's heart is to their stomach or whatever the saying goes." If it's cooking skill you're lacking maybe he can help a little.

[housedzemael-archived]

Writing preview!

[best-enemies]

Can't believe i haven't commented on Masterful here yet. I was actually going to write a whole text but I'm too lazy so here's something idk:

- I'd die for ALL the masters. All of them and every single one of them. They're my BABy and have never ever done anything wrong ever and i love them very very mujch

- KOSCHEI!!! BABY KOSCHEI!!! MY SON!!! HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND ADORABLE AND HAS SUCH A GOOD POTENTIAL FOR EVIL!!! I'M SO PROUD OF HIM

- missy's entrance added 50 years to my life

- did the master steal his own gf??

- The war master is such a shitty driver. Proof us gays can't drive. godbless

- LUMIAT!!!!

- MY GIRL JO GRANT!!!!!

- KAMELION TURNING INTO THE 3RD DOCTOR I CRIED SO MUCH IT WAS SO GOOD TO HEAR JO AND THE DOCTOR TOGETHER AGAIN (even if it wasn't real.... *sigh*)

- I'm not very familiar with mcqueen!master because i listened a little bit to dark eyes like 5 years ago so i don't remember him very much but I'll relisten to it soon. Anyways I'd jump in front of a train to save his little stupid ass

- I'd missed simm!master he's been my little babey for ever. I wanna punch his face so bad

- NO SERIOUSLY I FELT SO BAD FOR CRISPY I WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG BUT I DON'T WANT TO CRUSH HIS LITTLE FRAGILE BODY

- after listening to it my friends & i actually created a rp group where we're all the master and we're mocking the fuck out of crispy tho poor baby

- still have to listen to terror of the master. I was sad he wasn't included in masterful but my king was THE FIRST so of course he deserves his own thing!!

- missy and gatiss!master kissing is self love baby!!

- THEY MENTIONED THE RANI AND I ACTUALLY SCREAMED. I'm a slut for her in case you don't know that

- MISSY AND JO

- uhh what else. Idk . I'll see if i remember anything else and add it here

- yes it was extremely funny and met all my expectations I'm so glad we started off the year like this. My friends and i made several memes off of it and we're having the best time ever. BF did great as always and gave the master (and jo ♡) the birthday gift they deserve!!

[malaikoftaa]

bye i have to do this because i read @blognotfound ‘s but whatever i’m bored anyways

1. think of the last person who said i love you, do you think they meant it?my brother lolol probably not

2. would you date an 18yr old at the age you are now? uh no

3. when was the last you were aggravated and happy at the same time? yesterday

4. would you ever smile at a stranger? yes i would

5. is there someone mad bc you’re dating or talking to the person you are? i’m single as hell so no

6. have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? nah

7. what exactly are you wearing right now? running shorts and a shirt from my temple

8. how often do you listen to music? the real question is : when do i not listen to music?

9. do you wear jeans or sweats more? sweats

10. do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014? it... has??

11. are you a social or antisocial person? it depends on how well i know you

12. have you ever kissed someone who’s name begins with the letter a? nope

13. what about the letter r? nope

14. can you drive a stick shift? ahahahahhahahaha funny joke no

15. do you care if people talk badly about you? not really

16. are you going out of town soon? nope

17. when was the last time you cried? yesterday because i’m dramatic asf

18. have you ever told someone you loved them? platonically yeah

19. if you could change your eye color, would you? mm maybe a few shades lighter than it is

20. is there a boy who you would absolutely everything for? yes my guy bsf

21. name something you dislike about the say you’re having. my mom’s listening to despacito yikes

22. is it cute when guys kiss you on the forehead? yeahhh

23. are you dating the last person you talked to? no because that would be incest and uhm ew

24. what are you sitting on rn? my bed

25. does anybody regularly tell you they love you? platonically yes

26. have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? yes

27. who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? my best friend

28. do you get a lot of colds? nah

29. where is the shirt you’re wearing from? my temple

30. does anyone hate you? lol yeah

31. do you have empty alcohol bottles hidden in your room? no because i’m 13

32. do you like watching scary movies? yeah

33. do you wanna get your tongue pierced? ouch no

34. if you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 2017

35. did you have a dream last night? yeah i went to chick fil a with margot robbie and we talked about leonardo dicaprio :)

36. when was the last time you told someone you love them? uh 2 days back

37. do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? uh please no

38. do you think someone has feelings for you? idk man

39. do you think someone is thinking of you rn? maybe?

40. did you have a good day yesterday? it was alright

41. think back 2 months ago. were you in a relationship? nope

42. in the next 48 hrs, will you hang out with a girl? my mom yeah

43. has anyone told you they don’t ever wanna lose you? yeah

44. what’s the best part about school? lunch 👅

45. do you have any pictures on your facebook? i don’t even have fb in the first place

46. do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? yeah during tests because they all ask me for answers smh

47. do you replay things that happen in your head? omg yeah things from like 4 years back

48. were you single last summer? yes i was

49. is anything in your life like it was 2 years ago? not really no

50. what are you supposed to be doing rn? reading a book

51. do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? it depends

52. are you nice to everyone? lol nope

53. have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yeah yikes

54. did you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? yeah because i’m a nice person

55. are you good at hiding your feelings? depends

56. do you think you like someone? leonardo dicaprio yeah

57. have you ever kissed someone who’s name starts with j? nope

58. do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? both

59. has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? yeah because i got reallyyyyyy shitty period cramps in class once

60. do you hate anyone? depends on how you define hate

61. how’s your heart? alright

62. is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? yes way too many

63. have you ever cried over a guy? no

64. who is probably talking a load of crap about you rn? uh my ex bsf who lives across the road isn’t that great

65. are your toenails painted pink? nope

66. will your next kiss be a mistake? uh that’d also be my first so idk maybe? i hope not tho

67. do girls love it when their bfs cry? uh no

68. have your pants ever fallen down in public? my kilt has while playing field hockey but i was wearing shorts underneath so its fine

69. who was the last person you were on the phone with? my bestfriend

70. how do you look rn? nasty

71. do you have someone you can be your complete self around? yeah most people unless you’re a total psycho

72. can you commit to one person? yeah

73. do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? yeah

74. have you ever felt replaced? so so so many times

75. did you wake up cranky? nope

76. are you a jealous person? sometimes

77. are relationships ever worth it? haven’t been in one but i mean they should be worth it

78. anyone you’re giving up on? lolz my brother

79. currently wanting to see anyone? @kalenahaimm​ GET YOUR ASS OUTTA JAPAN AND BACK IN NJ PLEASE

80. name something you have to do tomorrow. uh eat?

81. last person you cried in front of? my mom

82. is there someone you’ll never forget? yep

83. do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? no cuz he don’t know me he’s a celebrity

84. if the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing rn? eating :)

85. are you over your past? nope

86. have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? uhh yeah that was a disaster

87. is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? yeah

88. if your fist true love knocked on your door with an apology and presents would you accept? no because that’d mean he stalked me al; the way from ohio to nj and that’s weird 

89. so the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3am, do you let them in? a ghost. sure.

90. have you ever liked someone who your friends hates? yeah

91. will you be in a relationship in 2 months? doubt it

92. is there anyone you know with the name michael? my neighbor

93. have you ever kissed a matthew? nope

94. were you in a relationship in january? how was it going? nope

95. were you happy with the person you liked in march? i don’t think i liked anyone in march?

96. is the last person you texted attractive? yes she’s pretty

97. who do you have texts from? my 2 bsfs, my cousin, and a family friend

98. if the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? “that’s great”

99. have you ever kissed someone older than you? nope

100. who’s in your pfp with you? uhh no one

101. ever kissed under fireworks? nope y’all really be making me feel single asf huh

102. has anybody ever given you butterflies? duh

[closetspngirl]

I dare you.... ALL of them. Yeah... I said. All. Of. Them. hehehe

Just remember...you asked...

If anyone else is even remotely interested in reading some/any/all my answers to all 100 questions, see below. For the rest of you, I hope the keep reading tab works...

1: is there a boy/girl in your life? Yes

2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? Not sure yet

3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” A cat?

4: what’s something you really want right now? Well a couple things...pick a coast...

5: are you afraid of falling in love? Sort of. I’m currently watching it crumble before me...and I’m not sure I can do that to myself again.

6: do you like the beach? I love the beach!

7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? Yes

8: what’s the background on your cell? A black and white of Jensen playing the guitar. My lock screen is a digital painting of Genevieve’s Ruby.

9: name the last four beds you were sat on? Umm...huh? Mine, my coworkers...a family friend...and I guess my mom’s?

10: do you like your phone? I do.

11: honestly, are things going the way you planned? I mean...no? But they’re looking up.

12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? One of the sales ladies at work.

13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler? Neither. 

14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Probably emotional. I’m a total empath so I can be super sensitive. 

15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Depends on what art exhibit is going on.

16: are you tired? Yes. I got 3.5 hours of sleep and this is your cruel way of keeping me awake for at least another hour. lol. It’s a good thing you’re cute. 

17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact? As long as I’ve been at my current job, just over a year.

18: are they a relative? No.

19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? Fuck. No.

20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? Uhh...like 30 minutes ago (when was the kiss is a WHOLE other question)

21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? If I knew that that was it for either of us, yet. 

22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I mean...maybe on the cheek in a ‘have a nice life’ kinda way

23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? One

24: is there a certain quote you live by? Oh wow...there’s a few that I like but I’m horrible with recalling them.

25: what’s on your mind? a lot of things...

26: do you have any tattoos? I do, three, four is getting added hopefully this year, for sure next year (or it might be five at that point...)

27: what is your favorite color? Purple

28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips? August

29: who are you texting? Does tumblr messaging count? If so, you, and the person I’m texting

30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? Yes

31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? Yes

32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Yes

33: do you think anyone has feelings for you? Yes

34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes

35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? Hope she likes it...

36: were you single on valentines day? I mean...strictly speaking, no. Did I go out and do anything? No. I was working.

37: are you friends with the last person you kissed? Uhh...hard to answer.

38: what do your friends call you? By my name, or a few different nicknames

39: has anyone upset you in the last week? YES.

40: have you ever cried over a text? Yes. Both good and bad.

41: where’s your last bruise located? Oh goodness...uh...I think it’s the one on the side of my right knee

42: what is it from? Who the fuck knows...it just showed up one day.

43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? Yesterday, day before that, Saturday, almost every day last week...

44: who was the last person you were on the phone with? Personal phone: R. Work phone: sales department.

45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes? My converse

46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? I hate hats.

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style? Never

48: do you make supper for your family? I can, am able, rarely do.

49: does your bedroom have a door? Yes, thank god.

50: top 3 web-pages? Tumblr, IG and...my portfolio currently I guess since I’m trying to update it.

51: do you know anyone who hates shopping? Yeah...me. lol. Ok, not completely true. Clothes shopping is a huge hassle. 

52: does anything on your body hurt? Yes. Head, neck, back, stomach, feet (gotta love a kitchen job)

53: are goodbyes hard for you? Depends on the goodbye, mostly yes

54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Uh...probably coffee

55: how is your hair? It’s fine, thanks for asking. HA!. j/k. It’s up in a messy bun and headband

56: what do you usually do first in the morning? Turn off my alarm, See who messaged me and get ready for work

57: do you think two people can last forever? I think it’s possible, as long as both people want it.

58: think back to january 2007, were you single?  No

59: green or purple grapes? Green. Purple grapes are too sweet for me.

60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug? Probably...Friday when L is back at work. Otherwise, August.

61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now? Yes. Didn’t I already answer this? Pick a coast...I want to go there.

62: when will be the next time you text someone? Later tonight

63: where will you be 5 hours from now? In my bed. Asleep. So help me Chuck if I’m not.....

64: what were you doing at 8 this morning. Uhh...just waking up for the third time.

65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked? Other than Jensen/Jared/Dean/Sam? Uhh....Oh I guess I was crushing on B a little...but that ship has long sailed. 

66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Absolutely. 

67: did you kiss or hug anyone today? I hugged L. I’m surprised he’s not tired of me yet. lol

68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night? That I really need to be better at letting shit go.

69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yes. 

70: how many windows are open on your computer? Windows? One. Tabs...? 10.

71: how many fingers do you have? 8 plus two thumbs.

72: what is your ringtone? Priceless by for KING & COUNTRY

73: how old will you be in 5 months? 31

74: where is your mum right now? South Dakota

75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? A long list of really shitty reasons.

76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? No

77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? Definitely

78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? At 7? Let’s see...first grade...I don’t think I had a crush on anyone. I remember there was this kid Ben that I hated because he used to take my stuff all the time. OH!! There was this really cute blonde boy that I can’t think of his name right now. He was only there for that year and then left.

79: is there anyone you know with the name mike? Yes! My best friend’s dad. lol. He’s like my second father.

80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Umm...I mean technically speaking? Yes...the way I wanted it to be? No. It was more that I fell asleep with my head on them and then they nudged me off so they could roll over...

81: how many people have you liked in the past three months? HA! Well....B...R...J...three. I’ll go with three.

82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Yes

83: will you talk to the person you like tonight? Already am

84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? I wouldn’t do that, but if I was...probably my friend Carrie...

85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care? I mean...probably?

86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? Well...I can’t even remember the last movie I went to go see...I think it was maybe Brooklyn, with my mom. So not a lot other than watching the movie. 

87: who was your last received call from? Work

88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Only if it was already dead. Otherwise, no.

89: what is something you wish you had more of? energy...?

90: have you ever trusted someone too much? Yuuuuup.

91: do you sleep with your window open? When I can.

92: do you get along with girls? I do

93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? Am I keeping a secret? Yes. Do they need to know? No.

94: does sex mean love? No

95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? Uhh...it’d be boring AF

96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? No

97: did you sleep alone this week? Yes. Have been for months now.

98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? I’m working on it. I’d like to think so.

99: do you believe in love at first sight? umm...maybe? not entirely sure

100: who was the last person that you pinky promise? Oh lord...I don’t even remember. lol

Thanks for the challenge!!! xoxox

[steviestevington]

All the questions

oh fUCK okay here we go

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Yeah they are

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Of course they are omg

3. Are you a virgin?

No

4. Are you in a relationship?

Yes indeedy I am !

5. Are you in love?

God I sure am

6. Are you single this year?

Nope

7. Can you commit to one person?

I can and I am committed to one person !

8. Describe your crush

His name is Jay he’s got long black hair currently and green eyes and wears glasses he’s gorgeous

9. Describe your perfect mate

Jay lmao

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No

11. Do you ever want to get married?

Absolutely

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

Betrayal meaning like cheating? If so no

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Unfortunately yeah rip

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Yeah don’t tell him but I got a big fat crush on my boyfriend

15. Do you have any piercings?

Just my earlobes

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Unfortunately no :c

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Deadass love it so much

20. Do you shower every day?

Fuck no I ain’t got time for that

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Well I sure hope my boyfriend does lmao

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Idk Jay might be but who knows

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Of fucking course, easily

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

I do not know honestly I could see it being maybe possible but who knows

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

I am and I am very happy about it

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yes

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

I think so maybe

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

I don’t think so, I hope not

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Fuck no

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

Ehhh not really but if I had to choose something I would want my nose changed I hate it

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Of course

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Uhhh probably

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Yes

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

No

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

No

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Yeah I mean I liked my ex before we were dating and we were best friends

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

I don’t think so ?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yes

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Uhh kinda yeah

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

No I’m terrible at that shit

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

No

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

Bitch they wander immediately

43. How long was your longest relationship?

Like 4.5 years or something idk

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Only one other boyfriend before Jay

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

None

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

Zero

47. How old are you?

21

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

Well idk what I would say in the moment but obviously that would mean we’d break up which would be extremely unfortunate and heartbreaking

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Literally everything there’s no way I can pick one single thing he’s perfect in every way

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

HAHAHAHAHAHA F U C K NO

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Yeah his name is Jay

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

Uhhh idk maybe I’ve given up on crushes in the past because it was obviously not gonna happen but that’s all I can think of

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

I doubt it lmao

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

I mean I’ll never forget the shit my abuser did to me unfortunately

55. Share a relationship story.

I can’t think of any sorry agdhgfhsd

56. State 8 facts about your body

I will pass on that I don’t even know 2 facts about it that are more fascinating than “I have two arms”

57. Things you want to say to an ex

You’re a gross piece of shit and you had no right to pressure me into sexual things or treat me the way you did, you traumatized me in so many ways and I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life, I hope karma kicks your ass one day

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Bitch I don’t know Jay did it easily ask him lmao

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

I don’t have any good ones on my laptop so just go to my “about” page there’s a link in my description or look at my blog /tagged/my-face

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

I really don’t know I think the age difference between Jay and I is a little bit bigger than the one between my ex and I but I’m too lazy to figure it out

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Their eyes or smile

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

I’ve got a real damn weird Thing for formal clothing so wear that for me n I’ll be so into it

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

Idk anything with another person involving genitals honestly

64. What is your definition of cheating?

It’s as easy as just having an emotional affair it doesn’t even have to be physical

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

I don’t want it to lead to sex but some intense making out is my favorite

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

No I don’t do that fuck off

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Anything with your partner that you both enjoy is a perfect date

68. What is your sexual orientation?

Pan/ace

69. What turns you off?

Bad hygiene and a shitty personality

70. What turns you on?

Good hygiene, making out, neck kissing/biting, hickeys, my partner makin cute noises of pleasure while we are all over each other

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

LMAO if I ever have sexual dreams they’re extremely frustrating and I can never actually get All The Way no matter how hard I try so I wouldn’t say I have kinky ones cuz I’m always by myself I don’t like sex with other people

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

None I don’t like sex

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

I like being given flowers

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

A nice smile

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Uhhh idk Jay always does extremely sweet things but what’s coming to mind is that he decided on his own to stop doing something that causes me severe anxiety because he doesn’t wanna put me through that and that meant a whole lot to me

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

Man I don’t know I always go overboard with things but I think my valentines day with Jay recently is up there with the sweetest things I’ve done

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

There should not me a maturity or development gap at all

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

I really want a dildo from bad dragon but I’ll probably never own one lmao

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

Uhhh idk when one of my bfs friends goes overboard with complimenting his appearance I get weird about it cuz I’m a dumbass

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Idk I tell Jay I love him all the time so like 20 minutes ago probably afgdhfds

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

My boyfriend, my boyfriend, my boyfriend, my boyfriend, and Brendon Urie lmao

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

My dad

83. Who was your first kiss with?

My ex

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

I don’t know and I don’t really care anymore tbh

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

afdgsfd I mean that’s how Jay and I met so yeah lmao

[melancholymelodica]

Okay, now that my concert high has subsided and I have post-concerts blues, I can talk more about Demon Dayz.

I personally don’t think VIP (G-Lounge) was 100% worth it. I’ll explain.

First off, VIP parking wasn’t very...VIP? It was still a dirt lot (I didn’t expect anything else TBH) BUT it was close to an entrance..okay...

Checking into VIP WAS AWFUL. They had one girl check us all in. In total it took ~45 minutes to get inside. We were all HOT and sweaty. I was prepared, but so many people brought huge bags, big umbrellas, filled water bottles, too many snacks, and other stuff that wasn’t allowed inside. I feel SO BAD for people who had to walk back to their car and then wait even longer to get checked in. BTW, I made some good friends in line, gorillaz fans are so sweet~

VENUE COMPLAINTS: 

NO SHADE AT ALL. I’m from L.A. I knew it was going to be hot. I knew that the venue was shit (most are in L.A. lmao) but fuck. They needed so much more tables/chairs/umbrellas. 

SO UNORGANIZED. Staff has NO idea what was going on most of the time. 

Merch lines were insane, also no shade and a shitty location. Most people went to the G-store thinking that’s the only place to buy merch. That line was INSANE. It wasn’t until a random staff member walked by to the back of the line and told us that merch was being sold closer to the stage. Thank you random staff member.

No times for the luchas/art/exhibitions were present (not that I saw). Staff didn’t know (the ones I asked). I just wandered around and hung out. This wasn’t too bad but for the little art stuff we had you’d think things would be planned out??

Viewing....was....bad. Just plain bad. I actually liked the “G-Lounge”. It was outside, but there was plenty of shade and spots to sit when I got there (~2:30 pm). I ate right away and the food was BOMB. I love mexican food and was pleasantly surprised at the portions and spiciness. Delmy’s Pupusas and agua frescas are A++. BUT OH MAN THE VIEW...

Our view in the beginning was fine. My bf and I were extremely happy from the Tony Allen’s set to DRAM’s. Not too crowded, people were being kind, and we all were siting and relaxing. When DRAM started, we got up to stand (I mean have u heard that man? HE’S SO ENERGETIC. Gotta get up and dance). It was then I realized two things (1) wow we’re really close to the stage. Wow. DRAM is like 20ft away from me and (2) on second thought, this is kind of a shit place to be. We’re on the side??? 

So part of the VIP “viewing” section was off to the side. Yes we were close to the stage. Yes we had better food (IMHO) and more places to sit/shady areas, but we all got ripped off a bit. I felt SO BAD FOR DEMON DECK PEOPLE. They had a side stage viewing, which is cool to see backstageish, but so many of them came down to where we were because they said the view was “bad”. I felt really bad for people who came late (traffic, others sets, merch lines, lost?? lol) because there was literally no room to see the stage. Also I’m sure they could only see the weird side of the screens. 

DAMON AND THE BAND DID NOT COME TO THE VIP SIDE AT ALL. They didn’t even really look in our general direction. Even at the end when drum sticks and set lists were being thrown out, NONE GOT TO THE VIP SECTION. In fact, as were were walking out, people said they LEFT VIP to the GA because at least they could see the screens and had a front view of the band. 

Honestly, I HAD A LOT OF FUN. I usually get pissed at concerts because people always spend $$$$$ to go and then just drink and/or text on their phone. This was not too different (one girl was by herself and just sitting there??? Like she didn’t even use her phone but she wasn’t smiling or dancing?? She was literally just standing and watching the band with no emotion. UHH?? I hope she was okay, she left early.) but most of the people in VIP were happy to be there and danced/laughed/smiled/generally positive. 

Other than that I could write like 1000 page essay on how amazing the songs were, how the band had all this energy, the crowd was singing, merch was amazing, seeing JAMIE’S ART  EVERYWHERE WAS FANTASTIC, good vibes/good people, lots of latina/os <3, and general happiness. But there were still problems, but they are festival/venue problems. Not sure if gorillaz could be blamed for it all. 

btw, leaving was awful :’) I slept in my car with my bf until 1 am and then we were finally able to leave.

[mikeshanlon]

goddd I cannot believe u have read iwwv u don't know me but for some reason we watch like.. the same shows and now books lol. anyway can I ask what were ur thoughts on the ending? like to me at least it was onvious Oliver had not done it and he wasn't gonna pull a unreliable narrator last minute (despite being an unreliable narrator) I'm talking abt the whole uhh James is a**** thing.. like what HAPPENS NEXT? is he w wren? also I feel so bad for meredith like girl love urself.. sry 4 the essay

omg yes taste!!!! Also no I’m dying to talk abt this novel so don’t apologize if anything im sorry bc I wrote way too much answering ur question LGRNLRGN

IF WE WERE VILLIANS SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT go read it if u haven’t it’s legendaric

Okay the ending!!!! AH!!!! Okay yeah so I think it’s clear Oliver did not do it, I think the ambiguity lies more whether or not James intentionally killed Richard or if it was an accident. Like, did he see Richard stumbling out in the woods hella intoxicated and think to himself that this was the perfect opportunity to get revenge for all the abuse and torture Richard had been terrorizing him with??? Did he lie to Oliver? Personally, I believe James that it was an accident… of sorts. I don’t think James set out with the intention to kill Richard at all. But Richard was goading him and fighting him and after the buildup of cruelty and tension between them over the past few months, Richard be a homophobic dick and calling James and Oliver qu*er and prodding at the most important relationship in James’ life struck a nerve. So when Richard wanted to keep fighting and hurt him again he was like fuck this and he hit Richard too hard with the hook and that in tandem with Richard being drunk caused Richard to fall and die. And, like the others, James felt awful but there was a sort of sick sense of relief.

(Also, I’m not exactly sure Oliver counts as an Unreliable Narrator. I mean he is certainly keeping some things from that detective guy but, and I was reading something from M.L. Rio about this, like he’s literally just oblivious and dumb as fuck sometimes LKGNLRGLKNRG. So idk how often he’s intentionally Unreliable but I also get what you mean)

Anyways I’m totally a believer that James is alive bc despite enjoying dark stories im like okay but I need a happy ending LGKNLKRGlkenlgneg. Like c’mon they never found the body……….. A metaphorical death and shedding of his past life bc he blames himself for Oliver taking the fall is like the MOST tragic hero Shakespearean shit ever like it just works so well!!!!!! The part where Oliver describes the last time James visited him in jail…

“Oliver I’m begging you,” he said. “I can’t do this anymore.” When I refused again, he pulled my hand across the table, kissed it, and turned to leave. I asked where he was going and he said, “Hell. Del Norte. Nowhere. I don’t know.” (343).

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd. God. Anyways I think that was very telling of his plans. Hell (for “committing suicide”, moreso for all of his wrong doings). Del Norte is the beach that him and Oliver slept on that one night and so I feel like that place holds a lot of significance for them, but it’s a place only those two know the significance of. So, I like to think he ran away there and started a new life. He wrote that letter with the disjointed Pericles monologue I think to hint to Oliver that he was at Del Norte, if he wanted to find him, because even though his “death” was a self-punishment for ruining Oliver’s life, he still cares for him a lot and doesn’t want to be without him. Like a whole monologue about the sea????????? The fact that he literally said the monologue to Oliver while they were at Del Norte?? “To give my tongue that heat to ask your help; / Which if you shall refuse, when I am dead, / For that I am a man, pray see me buried.” LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAT god !!!! Also water is gay<3 and in my heart Oliver goes and finds him and they like work through shit and are together.

Anyways I don’t really think he’s with Wren. Their relationship during senior year was always sort of ambiguous to me…. Like they definitely got super close, they probably were romantically involved in some capacity (since other characters like Alexander who is much more perceptive were like Oliver how did it take you this long to notice LRGNRGNK) though idk if it was like the Encompassing Love Affair Oliver thought it to be bc he’s oblivious and jealous. And also like James was very much enamored with Oliver so idk. (EDIT i just remembered they slept together LMAO but i think my point still stands) In the epilogue Wren is in London and is a recluse and doesn’t reach out to any of the Villains which like. Good for her LRGNRLG even though I hated Richard I can’t imagine like how much of a toll that took on her to see her cousin die and all their friends be like uh yeah we should let him die and then have to keep up a lie like… even though she agreed Richard was awful that has to be so heart wrenching (badumtss) and life ruining. So I think she especially wouldn’t want to be with James seeing as he essentially led Richard to fall into the lake, though I’m not sure if she knows that or not.

And Meredith!!!! Like I’ll be real sometimes she frustrates me but I think she’s also SUCH an interesting and realistic character (which is something I love about this novel, all the characters are interesting to me and I like how the female characters are portrayed.... like i LOVE Fillipa she is such a bad ass bitch but again she’s not just like. Expected to always be strong and clever like she’s got feelings too. Anyways love her). As I said before I was perusing through the author’s tumblr a bit and ppl were like “omg why did Meredith go through all the male friends” like BYEEE literally feeding into the stereotypes that made her feel insecure and weak… (Also again, they’ve known each other for four years… so its not that insane lmao). I think Meredith’s relationship with her sexuality and beauty is very interesting and relatable for a lot of women (I mean I am not. Like a seductive femme fatale like she is but LGKNKRGN). On one hand she is definitely a multifaceted person who is more than her sexuality, on the other, she’s constantly Literally Cast by Gwendolyn in sexualized roles and seen as sexualized by her friends/bf (Richard) and constantly told her worth in and out of the theatre is her body. Like there is an interesting duality about the power she possesses with her sexuality but also the extreme insecurity that is bred by being constantly sexualized and this struggle of like knowing she has worth outside of her body but also sort of … not in the eyes of others. That scene where they’re doing those exercises of their strengths and weaknesses really Hit. Anyways yes Meredith love urself queen… get a hot respectful gf… become a powerful successful legend…..

Related-ish sidenote, obviously I like James and Oliver together the most though I will say Meredith and Oliver’s relationship was interesting though ultimately unhealthy…. Like one of the aspects I like about their relationship is Oliver respects Meredith and when he realizes he is falling into that idea that Meredith is this super sexualized person he’s like hold awn that’s shitty of me… But also I think the fact of the matter is that their relationship was catalyzed by shitty stuff,,, like lust and the need for revenge. Like I honestly don’t really think they would’ve gotten together if not for the extreme animosity with Richard and the adrenaline of like that whole show run and more particularly That Night…. It feels like they got together because they were drunk and they’re attractive, which like yeah fine valid, but also, subconsciously, to be like fuck you Richard. Like, guess what I’m with the guy who you’re constantly saying doesn’t matter. And also seeking comfort and validation when their most important people are not valuing them (Richard being literally fucking awful to Meredith, James sort of pushing Oliver away—again I think subconsciously was sort of a revenge jealousy type thing where Oliver is with the person that James doesn’t really like and makes not amazing comments about being promiscuous). And then their relationship I think keeps going because like. Wow grief is a bitch and they want some comfort. Meredith is drawn to Oliver because he’s one of the only people who values her for more than just a sexual object which like is What She Deserves but their relationship is like a mess of sex and guilt and Oliver is in love with James (the parts where Meredith drags Oliver for caring more about James… iconic as she should! Like when Oliver is like sorry James is visiting me I’m not coming or when she’s like are you more jealous of him or me when they kissed for that scene….. OOP!). Anyways idk if that makes sense but I find Oliver and Meredith’s relationship interesting bc it’s not like… the worst unhealthy relationship ever or anything and I think there is genuine care and love/attraction there between them but like Oliver is never going to totally Be What Meredith deserves especially because like… he loves James more. Also the part where Meredith slaps Oliver when he gets out of jail and he’s like yeah I deserve that is so GLKNRglkenrgnrg to me.

Anyways I probably have more thots but wow. This is long. Sorry LGRNLKRGNng

[wereg0blin]

for the ask meme? all of them u thot

For ur and Cris' demand1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?Yes!!!!! 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?UhHHHHHH it is 3 years older than me but hhhhhhh probably not3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?Bicth ten mins ago4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?ALWAYS5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?If there are they can go fuck themselves right in the butthole6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?CHOKE-I dont know how but they found me - mr seen aka my eX hHHhH7. What exactly are you wearing right now?a cute ass blouse thingy some tights and christmas deer antlers on top of a Santa hat8. How often do you listen to music?every chance i get9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?jeans i guess10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?i dont even remember 201311. Are you a social or an antisocial person?both damn12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?On the cheek yes13. What about ‘R’?platonically yes14. Can you drive a stick shift?i can climb sticks???? does that count??? 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?they 100% do and i dont really care bc everyone talks shit about everyone 16. Are you going out of town soon?i dont know how to reply to this because i live in two towns17. When was the last time you cried?Wednesday i think,, i wish i could cry more often 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?i try to say it as much as i can bc i have a lot of love in my heart19. If you could change your eye color, would you?maybe a lighter blue bc gray blue isn't that pretty20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?not counting evan,,, uhh Boys ARE A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD FUXK YEAH21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.am planning to tell mh parents abt my depression but hHHHHH22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?if it has boy in it iT CUTE23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?NopE cris is like,,,, my best friend wtf24. What are you sitting on right now?b e d i t s o f t25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?FRIENS. LOVE THEM. 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?ALL THW TIME B I TCH27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?my roommates 28. Do you get a lot of colds?nop, but when i do its fuxked up29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?Switzerland 30. Does anyone hate you?yepity depity do and i hope they burn in hell fucking pieces of shits31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?it will be a cold day in hell when i drink my dudes32. Do you like watching scary movies?BITCH I L OV E MAKING FUN OF MOVIESSO SEEING SHITTY SCARY MOVIES IS A FUCKING BLESSING 33. Do you want your tongue pierced?Nah how tf am i gonna eat spicy shit then???? ¿¿¿¿34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?2015????or 2016??? i think that was the worst my depression ever was35. Did you have a dream last night?i think????? 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?right now37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?hope not???? but then again???? kinda hope i do????? probably not doe38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?yes i know at least 2 boys and i feel so sorry for them39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?probs40. Did you have a good day yesterday?mmmeh41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?oh shit i have no Fucking idea 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?y e s43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?i think???? cris must've told me at least one time and evan too so Uhhhh i guess???? ¿¿¿¿44. What’s the best part about school?i get to have unnecessary crushes45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?ppppplenty46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?yeah but he called me a slut and a whore 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?god fucking hell all the time 48. Were you single over the last summer?yep49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?nope thank the whatever the fuck is out there 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?sleeping i guess51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?evan is a precious cinnamon roll fuck off 52. Are you nice to everyone?YES YES YES YES ALWAYS as i saidk i l l t h e m w i t h k i n d n e s s53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?h hh hhh fuCking tAke a wIld Gue Ss m854. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?bitch when i cheat will be the day i cut my throat 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?bad feelings? yescrushes? n0Pe56. Do you think you like someone?i think but i hope not57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?nop i do not Think so my dude 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?why THE FUCK would that matter59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?current ones?? i dont think so??? 60. Do you hate anyone?nah i just,,,, strongly dislike themexcept the fucking bitches i called friends i hopr they die in a fire 61. How’s your heart?idk i guess ok??? im always okay62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?not really pffft63. Have you ever cried over a guy?yes all the time,, boys r beautiful 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?hmmmmmmmmm idk i can think of a few people but i hope not 65. Are your toenails painted pink?I W I S H66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?bih i wish i could have my first kiss67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?if boyfriend cries i cry thats bad 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?poor poor souls that actually had this happen to them69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?my sister!!! 70. How do you look right now?bored Even doe im honestly just relaxed 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?i do that with everyone bc if u don't like me u don't have tk be around me 72. Can you commit to one person?yes ofc!!!??? 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?even bby ilu74. Have you ever felt replaced?i think?? yes probs75. Did you wake up cranky?nop76. Are you a jealous person?hhhhHA YOU DONT EVEN K N O W77. Are relationships ever worth it?Theyre fun but the end of them makes me wanna die78. Anyone you’re giving up on?crushes and teachers 79. Currently wanting to see anyone?3 more years bih u better wait for meand u too eben b safe u dork80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?sssstudy h81. Last person you cried in front of?mom82. Is there someone you will never forget?yyyES83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?nope he doesn't really care about me anymore (although i dont think he ever did) 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?BICTH ID BE KISSING THAY THOT ALL OVER HER FACE AND WATCHING SAW AND VORING PIZZAEVEN DUDE HHHHELTS WATCH SAW 3 AND LAUGH AT THAT DUDE BREAKING HIS LEG AND THWN I CAN HUG YOU TILL I DIE FROM DEHYDRATION 85. Are you over your past?i ggggUess??? 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?i have no idea 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? @lady-misfortune @space-ace-sneevee @thelilshadowchild88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?what has been has been but i guess idk yet bc ive had like 1 bf for now 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?never kissed 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?i guess???????? 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?i sure as hell have no idea92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?Michael Jackson and I are best buddies bItch93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?noPe94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?i was in a relationship with my laptop and i didnt leave him from 7pm to 6am 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?he a dicky 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?bicth fucjing prettiest people youll find97. Who do you have texts from?crissy gorl that im too lazy to reply to98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?happened to me and i said "glad u told me earlier i dont want u being with me if u r uncomfy" it did hurt like a fucking bitch doe99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?bitch never kissed 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?me, myself and i101. Ever kissed under fireworks?NEVER KISSED FFS102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?IN a jar nicely packed and handed to me? no but stomach butterflies so bad i wanted to throw up? yes

[littledonkeyburrito]

Another one. If you ever wanted to learn about me, now is the time.

Have you ever been in your kitchen naked? Often Do you have any idea how to make cotton candy? If I had the machine I’m sure I could figure it out Would you rather go a week without showering or brushing your teeth? Teeth. This time last year, what was your relationship status? Single When was the last time you went to the mall? Saturday

Do you like the smell of coconuts? Yes, especially after my sailing trip through the San Blas Islands. We drank so many coconuts that we had literally just picked up and smashed open on a rock. We also cut some open and added spiced rum which was always a good idea. Who else in your house is awake right now? There is nobody else in my apartment. If you were in school, would you rather write a paper or take a test? I did a lot better on exams. How many of the Harry Potter books have you read? All of them

When was the last time you checked your MySpace? oh wow I have no idea. I think I deleted my page when I was like .. 15? Look out your window. How many people do you see? 6. I live in the inner city so there’s always people around Where was the last place you bought a clothing item? Mango

Are you the youngest person living in your house? Well I’m the only one, so yes. How many piercings do you have? Just my ears Could you honestly say that you’re a virgin? I honestly cannot even close to say that What color is your front door? White Did you reject or accept your last friend request? Accept I think Have you been suspended this school year? I haven’t gone to school in a long time. I only got suspended once, in year 10. What was your favorite thing to go on at the playground as a kid? Climbing things probably. I don’t remember Are you wearing any socks? No Can you play pool? I know how but I am super bad at it.

What’s the most relaxing thing you did today? I slept for a long ass time

Do you shop at the grocery store closest to your house? No. The closest big one is like a 10 minute walk and it’s right on the tourist strip so it’s expensive and full of tourists. I catch the metro to a cheaper one which actually involves less walking. Which one of your guy friends is the best looking? Idk let’s not go there

What does your car smell like? I don’t have a car anymore

Who could make you feel better right now? Probably any of my friends

Have you had an epiphany lately? I don’t think so What color shoes are you wearing? None

Which one of your friends is the most brutally honest? Hehe gotta be Maggie

Do you have anything to say to your ex bf/gf? Nope In what year will/did you turn 21? 2015

Who was the last person you gave a birthday present to? Gloria

Puedes hablar español bueno? No hablo bien, pero es suficiente para vivir

Which day of the week do you watch the most TV? Just netflix and any day

Which band do you have the most of on your iPod/music player? Probably Green Day because I never delete anything and I’ve been accumulating stuff since I was 16

What’s the closest pink object to you? I think the only pink thing in my apartment is a pair of bright pink chopsticks

Do you really weigh the weight on your driver’s license? Driver’s licences have weight on them? I don’t think mine does. It probably hasn’t changed much anyway

What’s your favorite non-carbonated, non-alcoholic beverage? Fresh orange juice, or cold milk tea

What’s the most epic thing you’ve done so far this month? One of several adventures in Panama at the start of the month. Ziplining approx 200m off the ground through the forest was pretty rad. Also fun was sneaking around and sleeping with my tour guide without anybody in the group finding out. And of course that crazy mexican restaurant in Panama City is fucking wild. Last week I did cocaine in my boss’s kitchen on a wednesday night so I guess you could call that epic too. It’s pretty a pretty interesting month actually.

Big Mac or Whopper? Big Mac

What’s your favorite vacation spot? So many good places. I think Panama City may have topped the ranks but other noteable places are Essaouira and the High Atlas Mountains in Morocco, Granada and Madrid in Spain, Cartagena in Colombia and Tolou Village in China.

What color underwear are you wearing? Purple. I don’t know why but almost all of my underwear are some shade of purple.

Have you ever slapped anybody? Yeah but jokingly

What are you listening to right now? General street noise

Where will you be in six hours? Still at home, probably still on the couch

What do you wish you had more time to do? I wish I’d had more time in Central America

Who was the last person to ride in your passenger’s seat? Fuck that’s thinking back a fair way. I haven’t had my car since January so I don’t remember

Would you ever let anybody else drive your car? Only Mum ever drove my car

Which one of your friends will be the most successful? I hope we all do alright How old will you be on your next birthday? 24. Shit I had to actually think about that and do maths in my head.

What store did you last shop at? Alcampo

Are you an official couple with the last person you kissed? No

Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you are now? Definitely not

Do you like someone? I guess so

Are you happier now or three months ago? Probably equal

What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today? I didn’t go back to that shitty job.

How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids? idk probably never

Do you think you’ll be married in ten years? No idea

Does your ex still love/like you? Doubt it

Are you stubborn? At times

Do you tend to hold a grudge? No

Where were you at 9am this morning? In bed

How has the week been? Better now that I quit that job.

Did you go out or stay in last night? Stayed in.

Something you do a lot? Sleep

How many states have you lived in? I guess only one because the UK has counties and Spain has provinces

Can you commit to one person? Probably, never tried

Who was the last person to hold your hand? The boy in central america

Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years? I hope so

What do you miss most about your ex? His sweet sweet abs

Are you attracted to the last person that kissed you? Yes.

What’s a fact about the last person you kissed? He has a lot of scars

Something you really want right now? A job I actually enjoy

How long have you liked the person you like? uhh since I met him about a month ago I guess

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? Nobody saw that kiss but I think his friends probably saw us kiss earlier in the evening

Can you recall the last time you liked someone? Like a proper crush? Not since I was in australia I think

Are you happy with the way things are going? Eh, could be better but could be a lot worse. I do okay.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? Probably not

What plans do you have for tomorrow? Just looking online for jobs and probably bingeing on netflix

Has a friendship ended recently that you wish hadn’t? A friendship ended but tbh I’m pretty indifferent about it. Hadn’t really known him that long and he was starting to get annoying anyway.

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? No

Do you and your last ex hate each other? Depends on definition of ex. I don’t hate anyone but they might hate me..?

When was the last time you were sick? I had a cold a couple of weeks ago

Are you one of those people who are always cold? My feet get cold easily.

Do you tend to waste a lot of money? Nah, I spend it all on travel.

Have you ever regretted kissing someone? Ehhh I guess so

When was the last time you got a haircut? About 2 months ago

Did you sing at all today? Yeah

Do you own any articles of clothing with skulls on it? No.

Are you faster at text messaging or typing on the computer? Isn’t everyone faster on the computer? I’m still pretty quick on my phone though.

If you won a trip to a nude beach would you go or give the trip away? I’d go with a friend probably.

When it comes to jeans: skinny, flared or boot cut? Skinny.

Honestly - can you say that looks don’t matter at ALL? No because there’s so many cute people in the world

Have you ever changed clothes in a public area (not a dressing room)? Yeah

How many months apart is your birthday from your best friends? About 6 months

Yes or no: Techno music? Nah.

They say diamonds are a girls best friend; what do you say? My dad used to be a jeweller so I’m very desensitised to the idea of them.

Have you ever kissed anybody who had a mustache? Yeah but not just a moustache. There’s always been other facial hair to go with it.

If you were famous do you think you could handle the popularity? Probably not

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a letter P? I don’t think so

Did you talk to one of your best friends today? What did you talk about? Yeah, about how I keep forgetting how dirty the lyrics to Despacito are and whenever I read them or actively listen to the song I’m shocked again.

Do you get on better with funny or serious people? Funny

Do you have mood swings around the time of the month? Sometimes

Have your friends met the last person you kissed? No

How old is your oldest cousin? 24 but my brother is the oldest in the family of our generation

What if you saw your best friend holding hands with your ex? That would be confusing

Your last relationship, who dumped who? Mutual

How old were you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend? 14. Lasted like a month. Then no others until I was 20

Is your home town nice? It’s a beach town so tourists really like it but the only benefit it has for me is that my dad still lives there.

What if you got stuck in a lift with the last person who Facebook messaged you? I’d wonder what he was doing in Spain, firstly. But honestly he’d probably just make it a hilarious experience.

When/where did your last hug take place? No idea

Do you consider yourself mature enough to make your own decisions? Well I’ve made plenty of life-changing decisions on my own, such as dropping out of uni, quitting my job, learning a new language, moving to a foreign country, travelling on my own, etc.

Have your parents ever told you about their love lives, and any previous relationships they had before they met? I don’t know much about my mum’s history although I’m not sure she had much before dad. I know a bit more about my dad’s history and actually I have his first wife on facebook because we went to see her (and her current partner) when we were travelling in the south of spain a few months ago.

You get a text from someone saying that they want to hang out - who would you most like it to be from? Well I don’t have any friends in this country, so...

Do you and your friends have any inside jokes? Several

Do you think someone has feelings for you? Are these feelings returned? Honestly, I am unsure of how the central american guy feels about me. At first I thought we were just hooking up but after our last day together I got the feeling that he liked me more than that and then it made me all confused so now I don’t know how to feel about him.

What if the last person you texted were to ask you out? Last message I sent was to a small group chat consisting of me and two of my friends who are engaged to each other. So that would be weird

Would you prefer to be somewhere else right now? If so, where? And why would you prefer to be there? I want to be travelling. It’s cool that I’m in spain but because I live here I never really get up to adventures. 

Can you remember what you dreamt about last night? Uhhh I think I dreamt that my little cousin was blind.

[underabr0kensky]

it’s a thing that I’m gonna use as a survey

1:Is there a boy/girl in your life? There sure is. Met her on here. 2:Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? Yeah, but there’s really nothing to forgive. Her leaving hurt me a lot, but she had every right to leave because I really hurt her. I hope she forgives me. 3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” KITTEH. Kitteh that needs pats and belly tickles and ear scratches. Also Ashes from Fallout 4 because I saved his stupid cat ass. How he got out of Vault 81 I will never know. 4:What’s something you really want right now? A fucking plane ticket to Germany, fuck being here. 5:Are you afraid of falling in love? It’s scary as fuck, but I love it. 6:Do you like the beach? I love the beach. But the last time I was on a beach was in like 2012. 7:Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? Yeah, a few times, but it’s uncomfortable. 8:What’s the background on your cell? A swirly black hole. It’s one of the cool ass live wallpapers. 9:Name the last four beds you were sat on? Uhh. Shit I don’t know, I don’t really know the last time I was in a bed that wasn’t mine. 10:Do you like your phone? Yeah, it’s awesome as fuck. 11:Honestly, are things going the way you planned? No, but that doesn’t mean they’re bad. :) 12:Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? Uhhh. I’m not sure. Tyler, I think. 13:Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? I’d rather have a cat. 14:Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Emotional pain. Physical pain goes away after a while. 15:Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? That’s tough, but probably a zoo. 16:Are you tired? Yeah, I’m always tired. 17:How long have you known your 1st phone contact? For like 3 years. 18:Are they a relative? Nope. 19:Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? I would have gotten back with Jessica the moment she expressed interest in it. But that isn’t going to happen, and I have someone now. 20:When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? I don’t know. It’s been a long time. 21:If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? Yeah, I probably would. Well maybe not, I’m not financially stable. 22:Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Nah. 23:How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? None. 24:Is there a certain quote you live by? Not really. I’m not huge on quotes. 25:What’s on your mind? Özge, work, and trying to get comfortable. 26:Do you have any tattoos? Nah, but I want a few. 27:What is your favorite color? Black. 28:Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Whenever we get to visit each other :) 29:Who are you texting? Nobody right now. 30:Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? Nah, never did. You’re obsessed with people I’ve kissed, you freak. 31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? Yeah, multiple times. 32:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? I have several. 33:Do you think anyone has feelings for you? I know she does. 34:Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yeah, I get that a lot actually. 35:Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? Oh well lol have fun with her crazy ass. 36:Were you single on Valentines Day? Yeah, I was. 37:Are you friends with the last person you kissed? Nope. 38:What do your friends call you? Garcia. Or faggot. Or any other random expletive. 39:Has anyone upset you in the last week? Yeah. 40:Have you ever cried over a text? Oh yeah, plenty of times. 41:Where’s your last bruise located? I don’t think I have any atm. 42:What is it from? See above, you cuck. 43:Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? Today. 44:Who was the last person you were on the phone with? I dunno. My dad, I think. 45:Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? Yeah, but they’re getting worn :( 46:Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? Nope, I just tie my hair back. 47:Would you ever go bald if it was the style? Fucking fuck no. 48:Do you make supper for your family? I have a few times, but not usually. 49:Does your bedroom have a door? Yes thank god. 50:Top 3 web-pages? I dunno. Tumblr, the Fallout wiki, and YouTube. Well, maybe ElephantTube. I like pr0n. 51:Do you know anyone who hates shopping? ME. 52:Does anything on your body hurt? Nah. 53:Are goodbyes hard for you? Yeah, I’m horrible at them. 54:What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Vodka, probably. 55:How is your hair? Greasy, I haven’t showered today because it’s been kind of a shitty day. 56:What do you usually do first in the morning? Contemplate saying fuck work and going back to bed. 57:Do you think two people can last forever? Yeah, I do. 58:Think back to January 2007, were you single? I don’t think so. 59:Green or purple grapes? Purple. 60:When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? I have no idea honestly. I don’t hug a whole lot. 61:Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? God yes I do. 62:When will be the next time you text someone? I dunno, sometime tonight, probably. 63:Where will you be 5 hours from now? In bed. 64:What were you doing at 8 this morning. Playing Fallout 4. 65:This time last year, can you remember who you liked? It was more than like, but yes. 66:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Yes there is. 67:Did you kiss or hug anyone today? Nope. 68:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? “Why did I drink so much” 69:Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yeah. Plenty of times. Sometimes it’s my fault. 70:How many windows are open on your computer? Four. 71:How many fingers do you have? Ten, thankfully. 72:What is your ringtone? Nothing, I keep my phone on vibrate. 73:How old will you be in 5 months? 24. 74:Where is your Mum right now? At her boyfriend’s house probably. 75:Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? Because I ruined things with her. 76:Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? I have not. 77:Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? Some of them, yes. 78:Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? Yeah, her name was Jessica funnily enough. 79:Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? Yes. He sucks at singing. 80:Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Many times. 81:How many people have you liked in the past three months? Two, and I’m with one of them now. 82:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Probably, I tend to stagger out of my room in my boxers late at night when I get thirsty. 83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight? We’re talking right now. 84:You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? Probably Phil. 85:If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? Depends on which drugs. I don’t want any hard drugs around me. 86:What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? We got really trashed and then wandered around the strip for like 4 hours. 87:Who was your last received call from? Dad. 88:If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Yeah, but I’d feel like shit. 89:What is something you wish you had more of? Fucking money. 90:Have you ever trusted someone too much? Yes. 91:Do you sleep with your window open? I wish I could but my windows don’t work. 92:Do you get along with girls? More so than guys. 93:Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? Nope. 94:Does sex mean love? No, but when I have sex with someone it’s because I love them. 95:You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? Yeah, we might end up fighting. 96:Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? I actually don’t think I have. 97:Did you sleep alone this week? Yeah. 98:Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? Yeah, she makes my day better by existing. 99:Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, but infatuation at first sight is a thing. 100:Who was the last person that you pinky promise? I have no idea. Probably Jessica, that was a while ago.

[sexualvileboy]

All of the Valentine's day questions~ 🐉

secret admirer: do you usually admire someone from afar or ask them on a date upfront?

i admire from afar until im 100% confident theyre into me and then i fucking pounce

red roses: what’s the last thing you gave someone for valentine’s day?

got my boy a custom bear from build a bear workshop. ^_^

box of chocolates: are you single? if so, what would you say the best thing about being single is?

nope, but being single is sometimes nice bc you can really focus on yourself 

love letters: are you a cheesy lovey dovey person?

no and im p sure my bf hates it

bouquet: have you ever dated someone twice?

no. my relationships tend to end pretty decisively.

red: would you date your friend’s ex?

no my friends are always gonna be way more important to me than a guy i might like

date: have you ever stargazed with your s/o?

one time we tried to but i kept staring at him bc i wanted to kis

hearts: did/do you write your crushes name in the margins of your books?

no jesus christ i would never write in a books

love: have you ever fell in love at first sight?

nah, dont really believe in it

girls: what’s your favourite thing about dating girls?

i dated a girl once and it was... okay? i guess?? she was kinda shitty lmao 

kisses: where is your favourite place to be kissed? why?

answered!

teddy bears: are you clingy?

YOU BET I AM

heart eyes: do you send good morning and good night messages? if so, what do they say?

yeah. theyre usually just like goooooooodddddd morrrninggg baby

rose petals: what is your favourite thing to do with your partner?

kiss

crush: do you have a crush?

yepppp on the boyf. tbh?? perpetually infatuated w that boy.

confessions: if you could say anything to your crush right now, what would it be?

i love you and i hope i can make you happy.

gifts: do you prefer flowers or chocolates?

chocolate.. flowers die

smile: do you prefer soft kisses or making out?

BOTH but mostly making out lbr here

hand holding: would you date someone who wasn’t into physical affection?

i mean yeah probably but tbh im such a touch starved bitch thatd probably be difficult

boys: what’s your favourite thing about dating boys

answered

pink: what are your opinions on valentine’s day?

over commercialized but a good opportunity to do gay shit

blushing: are you good at making people flustered?

hahahahhhahahaha well what do you think?

whipped: have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of your s/o or crush? if yes, tell us about it

of course i have i am the most embarrassing person in the world. notably, my bf likes to make fun of the way i say stuff sometimes

romance: how many times do you say ‘i love you’ a day

like 500000

mixtape: has anyone ever made you a mixtape? if yes, what was your favourite song on it?

uhh well the bf made me a playlist on spotify but its been a while since i listened to it

[dumbvv1tch]

100 Questions - 100 Answers pt.3 100 questions because I'm bored edition

I see people post these all the time and I thought they would be fun to answer. So if you wanna learn about yours truly here it is.

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? - Yeah man everyone has many boys girls non binary etc. people in their life .

  2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? - Depends on what kind of hurt.

  3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” - My cats

  4: What’s something you really want right now? - Stability and confidence.

  5: Are you afraid of falling in love? - Very much so.

  6: Do you like the beach? - I love it with all my heart.

  7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? - Yeah when I was younger

  8: What’s the background on your cell? - My lock screen is a picture I took at the beach

  9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? - What? Like whose beds have I been sitting on? Mine and my brothers. I can only think of two.

  10: Do you like your phone? - I do. She’s an older model but I she’s still good.

  11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned? - Oh fuck no.

  12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? - Jon.

  13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? - Neither? I like dogs but poodles are high maintenance and I don’t think I would be able to take care of one properly. As for Rottweilers, I have a minor childhood trauma associated with a rottie so I’m not sure if I could ever own one.

  14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? - Emotional

  15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? - Art museum.

  16: Are you tired? - Usually.

  17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? - My entire life.

  18: Are they a relative? - Yes, it’s my Dad.

  19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? - No. Some of them hurt me in ways I can never forgive and others I have realized I care about them deeply on a platonic level.  Either way I have no romantic interest in any of my exes

  20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? - The last person I kiss kissed is my now ex back when we were dating a few months ago. Last time I kissed them was sometime in August, last time he texted me was early September.  

  21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? - No. I’m 19 I don’t wanna marry anyone right now.

  22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? - No. Hell no. Maybe if someone gave me million dollars and told me I could slap him after lol.

  23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? - Just my fit bit. I’m not a huge bracelet person.

  24: Is there a certain quote you live by? - I have a few kinda. One is a poem by Max Ehrmann called Desiderata. Link: http://mwkworks.com/desiderata.html

  25: What’s on your mind? - C H R I S T M A S

  26: Do you have any tattoos? - Yes, only one but I want more.

  27: What is your favorite color? - I like blues and purples.

  28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? - Well shucks I don’t know. Whenever the situation arises?

  29: Who are you texting? - The last person I sent a text to was Jon.

  30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? - Yeah.

  31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? - All the time.

  32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? - I am female, one of my best friends is male.

  33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? - Feelings is a broad term so yes I believe many people have all different feelings towards me.

  34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? - I get that a lot actually.

  35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? - I would feel bad for whoever was kissing that shitty slimeball.

  36: Were you single on Valentine’s Day? - Not last Valentine’s Day but it felt like I was because he didn’t do shit for me.

  37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? - Fuck no.

  38: What do your friends call you? - Depends on the friend. I have a lot of people that still use my dead name but most call me Rose. I have a couple high school friends that call me Crazy.

  39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? - My mom.

  40: Have you ever cried over a text? - Yep.

  41: Where’s your last bruise located? - My wrist.

  42: What is it from? - No clue.

  43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? - A few nights ago I was in my bed and I would have drained my bank account and killed a man to be at the beach. Does that count?

  44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? - My last phone call was with my Pop-pop

  45: Do you have a favorite pair of shoes? - I like my fake ugg boots but my fave is a pair of 6 ½ inch grey acid washed sparkly denim chunky heels that have work boot treads. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

  46: Do you wear hats if you’re having a bad hair day? - No.

  47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? - N E V E R

  48: Do you make supper for your family? - Sometimes

  49: Does your bedroom have a door? - Yes

  50: Top 3 web-pages? - Youtube Kongregate Facebook

  51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? - Not off the top of my head

  52: Does anything on your body hurt? - My ankle and my eyes.

  53: Are goodbyes hard for you? - It depends on the goodbye...

  54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? - Water.

  55: How is your hair? - My hair is long and amazing.

  56: What do you usually do first in the morning? - Look at my phone,

  57: Do you think two people can last forever? - As long as they are the right two people, yeah.

  58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? - Uhhh I was like 8 so yeah.

  59: Green or purple grapes? - Green.

  60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? - Prolly later today when my dad comes home.

  61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? - Yeah.

  62: When will be the next time you text someone? - .2 seconds

  63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? - In bed or at my desk.

  64: What were you doing at 8 this morning? - Sleeping.

  65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? - My ex.

  66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? - Yeah.

  67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? - I hugged my brother and someone at work.

  68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? - Uhh I don’t know.

  69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? - YEP.

  70: How many windows are open on your computer? - I’m typing this in word 1, I have cookie clicker and Tumblr open 2&3, discord 4, steam 5. Five.

  71: How many fingers do you have? - 10.

  72: What is your ringtone? - Bad Connection by Yazoo

  73: How old will you be in 5 months? - 20.

  74: Where is your Mum right now? - In her car.

  75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? - Because I was a fool and that “love” wasn’t real, they weren’t who I thought they were..

  76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? - No.

  77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? I have two friends that I was friends with two years ago.

  78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? - Yep lol.

  79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? - I know a few. One of my Supervisors at work is named Mike.

  80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someone’s arms? - Yes.

  81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? - Two. One I liked for a little over 48 hours and then that was like NAH. The other well. nextquestion.

  82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? - Just me myself and I.

  83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? - Yep.

  84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? - I would never be in that situation.

  85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? - Yes. I would care a lot.

  86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? - The most eventful time I tried to see a movie in the theatre was when I tried to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens with my best friend and the theatre lost power. I still have never seen that movie.

  87: Who was your last received call from? - My mom.

  88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? - No. I would feel too guilty.

  89: What is something you wish you had more of? - Money.

  90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? - yes..

  91: Do you sleep with your window open? - FUCK NO

  92: Do you get along with girls? - I guess?

  93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? - Nope

  94: Does sex mean love? - No. People have sex with people they don’t love all the time. Also real love exists without sex.

  95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? - Yes. Big time.

  96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? - No.

  97: Did you sleep alone this week? - Yes

  98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? - Of course.

  99: Do you believe in love at first sight? - No.

  100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? - One of my best friends.

[the-king-jade]

Hot.

On the bus and I'm fucking hot. But a really cute golden doodle is on the bus so I guess that makes it more ok.

I went to Denver for a Bach party, and overall, had a lot of fun. It was nice spending time with girls, and meeting new girls. I also realized I am getting f'ing old, and can't party like I used to.

A few highlights:

Met a girl who is afraid of heights. So afraid that she couldn't hike with us cause the elevation was too much. She was super cool, don't get my wrong. But wow, extreme fear for climbing a few stairs.

Left my phone in an uber. I found out if you google "left my phone in uber" they have a good recovery protocol. Luckily, the driver was nice and looked for me to return my phone. I tipped him $20 for being a Good Samaritan.

Hung out with a mom who is still breast feeding, but has a 2 year old. Not judging mom practices, but damn. Also note, she didn't bring a breast pump so she had to milk herself. Lolz.

Same breast feeding mom also only brought a half full backpack for the entire trip. Minimalist to the max...or min? 😝

We went to a gay bar, in which we each paid $5 cover. It wasn't until after we all got in that they told us "no purses allowed". MAJOR WTF MOMENT. I'm still pretty pissed about it, but talk about shady business practices. The Manager told us to get out. What a shit. Charlie's is the name of this shitty ass establishment, so avoid at ALL costs.

Hotel fucked up on so many levels. Let's just say security busted into one of the rooms (the room with all the moms) at 1:30 AM, followed by a phone call demanding "why are you in this room." Uhh, cause you gave us the fucking key, you douchebag. If there was any room to not disturb...it's the room with the moms who just had newborns. Let's just say I had to use my platinum status to get a full refund for one of the rooms. That was the least they could do for 1) the incident 2) not having our room ready in time 3) oh yeah, we didn't even get the room we paid for (paid for a suite with two queen beds, but got a room with a queen bed only). Seriously, such shits. Magnolia hotel in Denver if you want to avoid.

Went to an arcade bar, and got wasted. It was so much fun. This one girl dominated me in every game. wtf?! I guess I was never a gamer.

Decided I don't think I want a bachelorette party if I ever get married. I could just see myself being stressed that everyone is doing something for me, and I have control issues. I would want to control everything.

Needless to say, I came home to a super sweet bf. He fed me, and made sure I was healing from being hungover. He made me my favorite - meatloaf with mashed potatoes. Yum!

In other news, I am about to get a job offer. Unless they pay me an absorbent amount of money, I'll likely say "no, thank you." Actually, I should carefully rethink my decision. The good news is I would get out of my niche job, and do more challenging shit. We shall see though. Commmonnnnnn Google!

[eldritch-bee]

All the uneven numbers for vaguely nsfw!!!!!

Heck ok! 

Nsfw under the cut ahh

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Yeah definitely, but they’re not the only reason to get in one

3. Are you a virgin?

Nahhhh

5. Are you in love?

idk?

7. Can you commit to one person?

totally but also i can do poly stuff probs

9. Describe your perfect mate

cute, funny, nerdy, respects boundaries, understands my shitty brain

11. Do you ever want to get married?

probably? if not for the love part definitely for the tax benefits

13. Do you get jealous easily?

totally lmao

15. Do you have any piercings?

no but i rlly want some

17. Do you like kissing in public?

yeah its nice

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

id hope so lmao otherwise my bf has some explaining

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

yes???? im not a scumbag????

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

i am so yes

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

yeah lmao

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

again, not a scumbag

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

totally

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

nope, only with female/feminine aligned people

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

ive only kissed older people but like 2-4 months older

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

yeah tbh

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

yeah

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

actually no, its only january

43. How long was your longest relationship?

one week short of 2 years

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

0 lmao

47. How old are you?

17

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

hes a real sweetie who flusters me but gets flustered easily

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

theres a few NB people id die for bcs i love my friends n my bf is p dang good,,,,

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

half hope not half hope so

55. Share a relationship story.

not super comfortable with this one lmao

57. Things you want to say to an ex

can you just admit that you were as shitty like you refuse to acknowledge that you hurt me and you refuse to listen to me

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

/tagged/my-face

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

are they cute? are they a nerd?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

any act by another person that can make you cum

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

tbh,,,,, groping and then a lot of oral

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

we go to a movie, we make out during the movie, we get dinner and then we go home and fuck until morning

69. What turns you off?

realizing that im an awful human

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

not comfortable

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

*coughs* drive down from montana *coughs*

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

idk dude ive had sweet things done for me but idk maybe just my friends being great n lovely

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

the max for me is like, a year but if youre over 25~ish i feel like date anyone older but otherwise its kinda creepy to me

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

every day i have bpd lmao

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

uhh my bf, my bf, ryan gosling, my bf, my bf

83. Who was your first kiss with?

my ex

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

currently am yea