#my friends keep threatening me like

[pokimoko]

Hello!! i just discovered your blog and firstly i wanna say that your art is gorgeous! <33 and secondly, if youre still taking requests could i get a lesbian/non binary cheetah? /nf

Thank you! Cheetahs be upon ye!

[folkloregirlfriend]

it's been so so long since i've had real and constant friendships that everytime someone is even a little bit kind to me i'm like???? people do that??? this is normal to do for people you know???? you'll help me???? what have i done to deserve this

[shdwtouch]

also I'm really bad at naming my pals (and my pokemon, and my animals in planet zoo tbh) so if you like this post I'll name a pal after you and/or you muse(s). I'll even send you a pic of them and share their traits and what nonsense they get up to if you want. also I promise I'm a good partner and don't abuse my pals, I run a pretty chill and forgiving base.

[kon-konk]

Taiga: *shoots at MC*

Me: And suddenly I didn't know where my pants were.

[isabelguerra]

i think we as a fandom like to turn johnny into like. a cool punk anarchist ‘hair-slicked-back-like-in-grease’ delinquent contemporary american equivalent of toji suzuhara. who goes Fuck The Police and has a nonchalant attitude but is Actually a big softie thats decently in touch with his (and others’) feelings. which is why it’s important to me to constantly remind myself that canon johnny is a massive loser

johnny is the kind of kid to pick his nose and chase kids around with the booger. johnny is the lovechild of nelson muntz and zeke bobs burgers. johnnys “well-rounded workout routine” includes LARPing. johnny got into pokemon because he scared the nerdy kid when he asked about their cards even though he was genuinely interested. hes got red guy fiery hair. his temper is short. he yells insults through fences. he doesnt understand the concept of projecting. he leaping headlocked a snake. he doesnt know how to say ‘thank you’ so he phrases it like an impending threat. hes possessed by a furnace. him being possessed by a furnace hasn’t been addressed in nearly 10 years. he doesnt tell his closest friends in the whole entire world that hes possessed by a furnace. he likes his friends so much that he thinks being honest with them about not really being into bullying anymore will make them not want to be his friends anymore. a kid landed a scooter on his face and his idea of fair payback was fifty cents. he got on a rope swing and wanted his best friend to hurl him at his other best friend at 50mph so they could hit him with a baseball bat. hes even bisexual.

[fishandshesmygills]

i want my friend's ex to die so bad holy shit ive never wanted anyone dead this badly in my life

[bumblingbabooshka]

Why is B’Elanna Torres the cutest girl in the world?

[enekorre]

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[robotwrangler]

28 year old men at uni can’t get enough of my approachable theythem swag

[bootyful-seventeen]

i am too mentally exhausted to even deal with this shit anymore with my mom and grandma and low key wish i'd go comatose for a few years to be left alone tbh

[chiefguideandcentre]

Now I normally try to finish books (kindle) even if they aren’t the best bc who knows maybe the story will pick up later or whatever, but when the god damn main woman character (in this fantasy book) refuses to eliminate a threat (the villain that terrorized her her whole life, caused all kinds of death, destruction, terror, chaos, he’s completely evil and unhinged) even though she is in a position of power to do so and just puts him in jail instead bc “it’s not in my nature, I can’t 😢” even though literally everyone (that knows 10x better than she ever will) tells her that this guy needs to be killed bc otherwise the whole town and surrounding towns will never be safe again. But noooo for some reason she would rather let this a-hole live and allows his minions to continue walking free amongst the ppl with no consequences whatsoever but, fine, fine I will keep reading, surely she will change her mind soon. Que evil villain escaping (something everybody saw coming a mile away) and in his escape with the help of his minions (they were plotting???? What a surprise!!! 😒) he causes even more death, destruction, chaos, terror, at least 45 ppl die during his big escape and so the ppl come to her again and are like “well damn, that was a shit show, now he’s on the loose and needs to be stopped immediately. It’s obvious no one is safe, this guy is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. Girl holding the highest position of power now, surely you see that this can’t go on and as soon as he’s found he needs to be killed! Right?” And her god damn response after everything is basically “but but but… I don’t wanna 🥺” then no I’ve gotta quit the story I mean for fucks sake! How stupid can you be “well I don’t want my time as ruler to go down in history as violent 🥺 there must be another way, I want my ppl safe” like girl none is safe with you as ruler you absolute numbskull! “But but but my morals 🥺” fuck you and your stupid “morals”. Grow up! you don’t care about anyone but yourself. If you actually cared about your ppl you would eliminate the villain that has been terrorizing them for years. How about you give these poor people a little peace of mind instead of whining about your morals. You are more of a threat to them at this point with your inaction. You only care about your feelings and your comfort regarding certain subjects, and yet everybody around is like practically forced to coddle her and be all oh it’s not your fault it’s ok, like no it’s not ok, you are a moron and are not fit to rule! ridiculous, why am I so enraged over some shitty book on kindle? I mean this is a 3 book series, I’m abandoning it about a handful of pages into the second book, I just can’t!

[foxfinding]

When the worst person you know sends a message like "I think we should never ever speak to each other again."

[margueritegracq]

Godddd I LOVE the change on perspective of Ellington as you read atwq. Like she very much the "femme fatale" mysterious girl archetype (as much as someone who's like 15 can be a femme fatale) to the reader (because ofc we're seeing this through Lemony's perspective and L's gonna L) but then as we go along we have more and more holes poked in this picture L has built up of her until all the stuff we know about L almost comes crashing down in a way in the 4th book as we realize that LEMONY has been more mysterious more suspicious and altogether more "Ellington" than Ellington the whole time

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

heart of glass is a ford song but specifically the cover by mini mansions

[d3l3t3d-deactivated]

meow

[giantkillerjack]

What up I'm married to a tall person who is basically Milo Thatch but agender, and uhhh, basically, yeah, everyone should be jealous and I LOVE MY CUTE TWINK NERD WIFE!!!!! 😤😤🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤👌👌