#my friends and I really made laws

[alumirp]

The Smallest Sugar Daddy in Town

we always see law as the sugar daddy its time to turn tables and change things, luffy as the sugar daddy BUT not dilf luffy but just regular luffy right

the catch its: he doesnt know he has that sugar daddy behavior. everyone else knows ofc but he doesnt. hes the son of a very rich senator and a even richer diplomat, real old money, and he has this...thing, going on with one of his friends, law

law, it's your really broke med student who is kind of a genius, but he's an orphan with little to no family who has to work really hard to be able to pay his tuition since he had a drug problem some months ago and couldn't get a good scholarship

they met at a bar where law works and law was nice to luffy who couldnt choose a drink back then, law helped him pick something fruity and sweet but with little alcohol so hes friends would pick on him for drinking straight up juice at a fucking bar and then Luffy kept coming back and soon they became friends, much to law's irritation bc the boy its just clingy and annoying and also has that really pretty smile that he uses everytime he wants law to go out with him and he knows law cant say no to that smile

next thing everyone knew was that law has a better job at a really good company where he did very little work and got a really good paycheck and that was..strange, bc law had no qualification to work at such company nor conections to just get the job so easyly or so they think, but they soon discover that the company is owned by... Luffyt. actually no, it's one of his father's investments, but the shares are all in Luffy's name for some reason so he just demanded they hired law and that what they did

and then law gets an apartment in which the rent it's just ridiculous cheap for a place that good, its big, clean, close from both work and school and also belongs to...luffy. and then comes the car, a gift this time, and then luffy is also the one paying law tuition

and law gets red like a tomato everytime his friend point out those things, when they call luffy his sugar daddy and make fun of him bc well, luffys younger than him. but he doesnt deny none of this bc well luffy is some sort of sugar daddy

of course law had tried to say no to all those gifts and everyting else (not for the job tho, he would never say no to such a good job) he like REALLY tried but theres monkey d luffy that cant take a no, its a lost battle so law just...aceppts it with red ears and cheeks and a heart beating so fast he thinks hes going to die bc hes been in love with luffy for a long time now, even before it all, the sugar daddy thing, had started.

they pretty much had kissed some times and touched each other but nothing more than that and law its starting to get anxious bc god knows he has the hots for luffy and hes about to die is he doesnt get dicked down reall good real soon so the day Luffy shows up at the company to visit Law, all happy and loud as ever, Law is quick to push that boy into the chair and sink to his knees, ready to spend rest of the day with a dick down his throat or else his name its not trafalgar d water law

[seilon]

love when this is referred to as the gifted kid website. shockingly my mental disorders made me mentally disordered and school never really vibed with that so. couldn’t be me

[scattered-winter]

insane to me how buck stans are some of maddie's biggest haters tbh. like don't they realize that if these characters were real buck would punch them in the face for talking about his sister like that

[the-wandering-blob]

*Proudly holds up drawing like that one scene in The Lion King* THIS IS MY WELCOME HOME OC!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

His name is Andy Anderson. He is an elf and really likes space! He is also Eddie’s best friend ^^

He’s very energetic and rambuncious, but is still really sweet:) In the show, he would teach the kids watching about how space works and how big the universe is! :D A little running joke with him is that he’s pretty scared of Sally because since stars are made of burning gas and are really hot, he always put on a gas mask before interacting with her✨

He’s REALLY scared of Home. Rightfully so in my opinion. Especially after the Homewarming party! It scaring Eddie only lowered his impression of it😤

I’m probably gonna post more information about him once I decide on his quote, house design, bio, ect. 😗

[augerer]

"C-Come on," I said, trying to sound upbeat. "You can't say this wasn't worth it in of itself too, right? You're going to be one of the most qualified graduating arcanists in the world, in a couple years." I smiled a bit. "You could get tenure anywhere, work for the alliance administration, join the Sibyls--" "I'd rather still be at home, working at the library. Something boring," she said, shaking her head. "This stuff isn't for me. I'll never fit in."

this ran and su convo is obviously crazy because of [SPOILERS] but beyond that we need to be waking up the flower & legally blonde parallels of ran getting into the top medical grad program in the um entire world with no nepo connections even though she doesn't even care about and is uninterested in medicine because of her crush on a girl who barely knew her and who she hasn't actually talked to in ten years. what, like its hard? she is giving elle woods and/or phoenix wright.

[hauntingblue]

ANOTHER DEATH BY INMOLATION???? ENOUGH!!!!

[the-rogue-mockingjay]

mods are asleep time to post o'ravmeric

also, bonus close up of o'ravi because she's adorable 💕:

[giantkillerjack]

My sister-in-law frustrates me to no end even though we barely ever interact because she keeps inviting my partner to parties with her Christian Republican friends, even though my partner told her not to send an invite to us if those friends will be there. And even though my sister-in-law is bisexual!!

And then she turns around and complains about not knowing how to deal with her friends saying, like, horrible sexist stuff as though that is just some natural unavoidable quirk of having friends!

Like, these Christian Republicans she has befriended don't seem to be kind - they're not even nice a lot of the time! They don't make for good friends, and she doesn't seem happy or supported in relation to them. In fact, she basically only ever talks about how her friends and/or current boyfriend are making her unhappy!

Because here's the thing: The effect of prioritizing 'including your Trump-supporter friends at your parties' over 'being invested in creating a safe space for marginalized people in your home', is that people who DO care about creating those safe spaces... won't wanna hang out with you! Because if you invite both cats and mice to your table equally, only the cats will show!

She's so afraid of losing the shitty friends she has now that she allows them to act as barriers to accessing friends who are invested in her wellbeing in a capitalistic hellscape!

It makes me sad because she's basically trapped herself, and there's nothing I can do to offer help without either compromising my morals or making my partner's life way harder by starting shit with her family.

Like, I consider myself a good friend, yeah? I try really really hard to be one, and it matters to me immensely. I am ride-or-die for the folks I love, and I am invested in being open and vulnerable and radically safe to be around when it comes to building strong friendships that are mutually fulfilling. I have a unique talent for validating people that I have honed for years because I genuinely want to make sure people feel safe and loved and seen.

And if my sister-in-law and I were friends, I could give all of that to her. I would strive to be an example of what it looks like when someone decides to care about you and treat you right on purpose, without expecting anything in return but your mutual respect. She would be family. She would be [Queer] Family. I would see to it that she knew she could call on me when she needed a friend.

But like.

This asshole has invited me to hang out with Trump supporters on multiple occasions.

We ain't gonna be friends.

[she-toadmask]

I swear my vocabulary has been ruined by this place

Bug annoys me? "I will eat you"

I really enjoy something someone wrote? My first instinct is "I'm eating this/I am consuming this/something similar"

Also earlier I texted saying a Slowbro set for the Cinderace event going on in SV fucks and my friend said, and I quote: "I am begging you to never word things like that again I am not young enough for new slang"

Edit: I don't know where I went in the tags it's late

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

‘What are your plans?’ Jocelyn makes a vague gesture. ‘Do you have somewhere to stay? You’re an Assassin, so I presume you are able to procure employment.’ 

‘Oh, right,’ Downey accepts the brandy. Amber liquid catching in amber light. He thinks that for all his reptilian nature, Jocelyn is remarkably handsome. Calm, too. Cool. A glacier. Downey feels as if spring melt-water were washing over him reminding him that there is an earth and ground and water beneath that ground and he should perhaps plant his feet on still soil upon occasion. ‘I’ve a room at the Guild, and yes there’s some employment. Teaching,’ he pulls a preemptive face, in case Jocelyn should sneer at the lowliness of it. ‘Though I don’t have my first class for another few weeks.’

‘Honourable profession,’ Jocelyn replies. ‘But one you’ll need to keep your nose clean for or you’ll lose it faster than you can blink.’ 

‘I know,’ Downey scowls. ‘I’m not entirely stupid. Though I find it repugnant that I am expected to follow laws and strictures that I do not think worthy of my adherence. Rules are only to be followed so long as they serve as a means to an end.’ He pauses to sip the brandy which is, when he goes to the bottle, thirty years old. Gods, Jocelyn doesn’t shirk on the pleasures in life. Downey admires this in him. ‘Indeed, I’m rather convinced that no one became a great assassin by always obeying the rules—our own of the Guild or laws more broadly. On the other hand, no one ever became a great assassin by disobeying rules and getting caught.’ 

‘An admirable, if somewhat dubious mindset.’

Downey out here with the morals of an alley-cat. Granted, Downey’s rebound Jocelyn can hardly speak. 

[savcir-faire]

In times of absolute horror and destruction I wish for you all the transformational creativity of an utterly beautiful madness, and I offer you the blessing of a holy human freak.

she was such a queen for this

[hauntingblue]

Hiyori is the most effective person to complete their kill so far

[m-owo-n]

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[masgwi]

Saturday. My palms are not sweaty.

[veilfires]

Words cannot express how grateful I am for this post. When you live in a place where the entire structure is built intentionally against you, you’re looking at things like “mitigation” and “damage control.” You know you won’t win, so your goal is to ensure that you’re limiting the damage whoever does win can do- and sometimes that means voting for the White Moderate because the alternative is a literal evangelical fascist. And eventually, when you go to enough town halls and open meetings and people have seen your face, you start pushing the envelope and, as the other commenter said, running for things yourself!

This might be a hard reality for people living in places where they’ve quite literally never had to worry about a conservative winning to swallow, but it’s the reality for a lot of fucking people. And we don’t deserve to be called traitors or, in some cases, literally die because we’re doing what we can do. Our voice might be the only remotely liberal voice on the board or council, but it’s the first liberal voice in 50 years in a system literally designed against it- and it makes a real life difference. Decriminalization on the local level of weed in dark red states is proof of that. But every day I log into tumblr and see the same defeatist narrative. People living in conservative towns where the laws, regulations, geographical districts and actual infrastructure are quite literally hostile to the poor, people of color, women, queer, jewish, disabled, and other minorities need your support the MOST. Taking the stance that “they’re all the same” is quite literally killing us. Run for local office, support your local community voices, help campaign for the challengers! Do anything other than pretending that someone actively passing legislation that restricts human rights is the same as someone who doesn’t.

drives me up a wall living in a very very red district, like “no democrat is ever going to win any local election, let alone a real leftist” district, like “our school board members ran on who was the most anti-mask” red, like “I pass white supremacist signs on the way to buy weed” red

and being in the local leftist community and the guy who runs the anarchist book club and the lady who helps keep the warming shelters open and the people who marched on city hall when a local business was getting death threats for having a drag show are all members of a discord and we get on this discord and have frank discussions about how best to vote

the people who do the protests and the mutual aid and all the real work

going “okay, they’re both fascists, but this one lacks ambition and seems happy to just glide in the position” or “they both suck, but this one can be reasoned with if you frame it patriotically enough” like we don’t even have a democrat to vote for. we know what a vote is. we know what we hope accomplish with it. we know what it can do, and we know what it can’t.

and going from those discussions to here where people think that your vote is some kind of fucking??? enabling maneuver??? as if someone isn’t going to end up in that seat regardless of what you do???

we didn’t build this system, we just live in it. we’re just trying to survive. a vote isn’t a statement of your values, it’s not an endorsement, it’s not a marriage contract, it’s a strategic play you make to keep alive.

the biggest mistake I see leftists making is overestimating their own popularity. “well but everyone would be leftist if they just-“ no, stop, 1) you can’t possibly know that 2) everyone will not just

[victory-cookies]

bro I’ll never again be able to do it like I was doing it in high school